#Board-Certified

[drraymondventer]

Dr. Raymond Venter - Board-Certified Natural Medicine Doctor

Dr. Raymond Venter graduated from Quantum University and Stafford University with a double Ph.D. in Natural Medicine and a BSC in Holistic Science. He is a student of Bioresonance Ultrasound Healing Therapy and the innovator of a healing program and treatment device.

#Dr. Raymond Venter #Board-Certified #Medicine Doctor #United States #double Ph.D.

[meirimerens]

youtube shorts is just tiktok without being on the app the amount of "i'm a [qualification] and [misinformation]" could make one turn their skin inside-out in protest. "i'm a board-certified OB-GYN & it's only been about the last hundred years that women have actually experienced menopause. We didn't live long enough to experience it" how can you be so incredibly wrong about something so integral to your practice. King of the Hittites Hattusilis III was told in 1250 BCE that his sister was too old to reproduce at age 50+. Aristotle wrote in the 4th century BCE that women stopped menstruating between ages 40 to 50, common menopause ages today still. i cannot begin to tell you how 4th century & 1250 BCE don't really count as "the last hundred years" unless that -s is doing a lot of heavy lifting. waiter waiter more misinformation laws.

#do they just be making anybody an ob-gyn these days. #what ''board'' is certifying this. your car's dashboard? #life expectancy for the past millennia was heavily skewed down because surviving infancy was Not Easy #but if you made it past that you could live to your 50s if not later. #we have multiple hypotheses about PREHISTORIC WOMEN'S menopause and how post-reproductive life in humans could have been an #integral part of the life of the tribe with help with child-rearing; gathering; hunting; medicine. like hello. #prehistoric menopausal women GET BEHIND ME [wolf growling] #neigh (blabbers) #sorry. i'm insane. gyno health and everything about periods & menopause is already so little understood & the wider medical body kinda #dgaf about if you keel out in pain from preventable menstrual diseases so if i catch anyone spreading misinformation. i'm going beastmode.

[moongreenlight]

Ghost as a club bouncer. My brain is doing a hard reboot.

Him in one of those tight-fitted black tees. Big shoulders completely blocking the entrance?

Him standing with his arms crossed over his big barrel chest glowering down at people trying to get in with fake IDs or without paying the cover?

That stupid trope of him questioning your ID? What’s your address? What’s your birthday? What’s your sign? You trying to buy me a drink? And then he grudgingly waves you inside?!!

The idea of him being the one person in the club you shouldn’t be talking to, and especially not sassing that draws you to him all night???

Him standing in front of VIP and you trying to get through but there’s a big crowd but he’s so big and tall that he can see you so he just reaches out and drags you forward by the wrist with those big huge giant tattooed arms of his?!!!!!!!!!

Trying to flirt with him all night and him being stone cold until you finally decide to give it up because there’s some drunk guy looking to actually pay you some mind and when you go to the bathroom and come back out you see Ghost throwing the guy out??

AND THEN YOU GET ALL HUFFY AND TRY AND ARGUE WITH HIM AND HE JUST ROLLS HIS EYES AND TAKES YOU BY THE ARM AGAIN??!!!!!!

LEADS YOU THROUGH THE EMPLOYEE EXIT TO HIS CAR SAYING HE’LL TAKE YOU HOME. AND THEN ON THE DRIVE HOME WHEN YOU’RE BICKERING HE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT

“Don’t know how to behave. Been humpin’ my leg all night. Have to sort out that needy cunt of yours see if you can’t stay out of trouble then.”

#obviously I’m very normal about it thanks for asking #been a board certified bouncer pouncer my whole life tbh. don’t know why this took me so long to think of. #moongreenlight #moongreenlightwrites #cod mw2 #call of duty #cod x reader #141 headcanons #drabble #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #simon ghost riley x you #simon ghost riley smut #simon ghost x reader #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #cod mwiii #cod mwii #cod mw3 #cod modern warfare

[fischlcatgirl]

Theres nothing funnier to me than fics where liyue characters go "you're never going to believe this mister zhongli but. I think rex lapis may still be alive" and zhongli just kind of stands there like. Whattttt. Noooo that's crazy. Are you. Are you sure

#board certified my post #genshin impact #zhongli

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

"I am a 'board' certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology." I guess it makes sense, but I always forget that apparently he specialized in nephrology. The House lore has me in a chokehold.

#I'm just imagining the board members angerly certifying him as he lets out an evil laugh #house md #house #greg house #gregory house #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #housemd #Quote from s1 e3

[fishareglorious]

Thinking about that one minigame from Green Lake where you nyoom around the place with Tooth Fairy. Thinking about it happening in a literal way is cracking me up.

Local dentist is sliding around on the ground, phasing through the fences and sucker-punching carbuncles and critters while looking for teeth. Dentist is also reminiscing how she got those teeth to a gaggle of college-age people and two teenagers (one of the teeth is from accidentally hitting someone with her car, another is from intentionally punching someone so hard they lose that tooth).

#tooth fairy #reverse 1999 #and i think it is literal just giftboxed into a neat little minigame #can i say how much i love the way bluepoch uses everyone's little board pieces and the mechanics of the minigames with them #like i suck ass at them but i love it #first two events is in literal form (see: melania escaping places diggers running away from police toof sliding around) #and then there's mor pankh with kaalaa baunaa running away from the personification of her work deadlines and procrastination. she eats #an energy bar a dog chewed on and only realizes it later. damn girl you live like this #tooth fairy is truly the woman of all time and i hope we get to see more of her and the green lake girlies #certified storm moments

[blorbocedes]

inspired by @sionisjaune's tags and THIS nico in glasses art by the incredibly talented @movieboyfriend

Becoming a sports psychologist had been easier than Nico expected. 

All he needed was a bachelor's, which he already had, and a Masters' degree which took 18 months and submitting a paper on eating disorders to achieve. Board certification was annoying, Nico just doesn't have that kind of time, but the workaround was simply calling himself a 'performance enchancing counselor.' A corner office in Monaco, a shiny plaque with his name on it, and a star studded roster of athletes and C-list celebrities he'd hosted parties for during his influencer days for potential clientele, he was all set.

F1 hadn't been the goal but at the same time... who better than Nico, who knew exactly how motorsport could chew you out? His karting dreams were long over, but the smell of gasoline and burnt tyres and the roar of the crowd is still his forte. It just so happened Formula One decided mental health awareness was totally in style now, and one of their main sponsors held an event on mindfulness and how it can be achieved drinking more Heineken. Having a father for a World Champion is helpful, when it means one has lifetime passes, and this had been a prime networking goldmine; not for the drivers themselves and their fragile egos at the implication of psychological help -- but sliding his practice's embossed gold card in the suit jacket of one Toto Wolff.

Lewis saw therapy as something good and necessary, but ultimately for other people. And then Abu Dhabi happened. And then the W-13. And Toto had mentioned what Keke Rosberg's son was up to, how it could possibly help him out of his slump, and hearing that name after so long made Lewis' usual 'thanks but not for me' die at the tip of his tongue.

"I'm not going to imply whether all your issues stem from trying to make your father proud or ask you about your childhood. I would remember. I was there." Nico had smiled over his thin-rimmed circular glasses, with that knowing sparkle during their first unofficial session and Lewis was sold.

"As long as you don't expect me to call you 'doctor,' man. Jeez, who would've thought? Dr. Nico Rosberg."

After that, every week unless he's in LA, Lewis finds himself in Nico's chic Monaco office. It's not stuffy like a therapist's office; a turquoise wall and Nico's dad's helmet is on a shelf display, a German national Team jersey hanging on the wall, there's even a YouTube million subscribers golden plate. Lewis is sprawled on the bean bag, the sunlight from the floor to ceiling windows hitting in beams, and not for the first time Lewis has to reconcile the kid he knew has grown up into the adult in distinguished glasses and same golden blonde hair in front of him. Nico dresses like he's about to give a TedTalk, in his monochrome tee and blazer combo, and that somehow puts Lewis more at ease.

"The car's been so fucking shit. I'm not here to fight for, what, p10? That's not me. And the team..." Lewis rants, and it's so freeing to be able to call the car shit without adding in how they're improving bit by bit and other optimistic platitudes that don't mean shit in terms of the championship.

"And the team's been prioritizing Russell over you, I can see how that can be a source of frustration." Nico finishes.

"What? No. He's not -- the team's not. I'm saying, it's annoying enough the car isn't where we were promised it was gonna be, and now every week I'm getting asked if I want to retire, like what's this all for?" Lewis is momentarily taken aback by Nico's claim. Is that what people think? The team... well, George has adapted to the car easier and has been finishing above him but he hadn't felt any particular favouritism from the team... Although he's been the one running experimental setups and helping the team collect data while his teammate gets dubbed Mr. Saturday. The seed of doubt towards the team makes him frown.

"You don't want to retire. Not until the 8th." Nico points out decisively, getting up from his armchair to walk behind Lewis where his plants are.

"I don't. Even if no one believes me, apparently." Lewis rolls his eyes, hearing as Nico spritzes his plants. He could've sworn they were fake.

Lewis feels a hand on his shoulder, surprising him. "You're just going to have to prove them wrong. Like you always do." Nico smiles down at him with absolute conviction, squeezing it once, and then the weight is gone; Nico moving back to his chair.

The gesture was friendly, but it makes something flare inside Lewis. Something about Nico, maybe the fact he can open up to him the way he can't even with the team; maybe because Nico knew him before seven titles, before he was anyone, makes Lewis instinctively trust him in a way he rarely does with new people. But Nico isn't new, even if the glasses are. Lewis finds himself wanting to know more, wanting to fill the gap between the years.

"Now, let's go over your daily mindfulness affirmations..."

#his ass is NOT board certified 😂🤣😂🤣😂 #I've been watching hannibal again can you tell #Nico isn't a doctor but he also doesn't correct anyone if they call him that... #medical malpractice my beloved #I'm gonna let you guys interpret this one 🫣 #my fics #f1 rpf #brocedes #first thing I've written in a hot second 😳 require praise...

[ruslangazizov]

anyone else still thinking about max limping his wrist at bert on national television? no? just me?

#my thoughts #like what WAS that #max you’re not beating the 5911 allegations #fuckin queers #<- said as a board certified queer

[power-chords]

#me wondering if this doctor is in fact board certified

[taylorrepdetective]

I’ve mentioned the young swiftie in my life. She’s a young adult who has grown up on Taylor since she was 6. She loves her with her whole heart and was extremely invested in Toe. I think Taylor’s idea of Joe is her dream man so she really bought into it. Nice, intellectual/well-read, artistic renaissance man, humble, no fragile masculinity. You get the idea. She was very sad over the break up 7 months ago.

Then Matty showed up. She is a mild fan of The 1975, so she knew about Matty and thought he was terrible and was not happy at all about it. At some point she mentioned maybe it was just for PR ( I think someone else planted that idea.) she hung onto that idea but expressed a lot of concern about Taylor’s character if she would date a man like that.

She’s heard rumors of her being a bit fruity and I think she thinks it’s probably true but absolutely 100% believes in Toe and hasn’t talked about her bearding, just dating for PR more as a regular celebrity like a Kardashian might do. I do not talk about Taylor being gay and bearding with her. I’ve never mentioned it once, I have always indulged her toe fantasies because it’s nice. It doesn’t hurt anything at all.

But the thing with Matty really shook her. When they broke up she moved on but I think she had been exposed to a lot of the negative stuff that was going around after Matty. Her silence on politics. Working with That Director, etc… and we talked about it just a tiny bit. It seems her Pollyanna view of Taylor had been a little bit tarnished because of Matty specifically because it exposed her to this other stuff. But they broke up and we all moved on and we didn’t really talk about Taylor again much.

But then last night I happened to be with her during the concert. I knew she wasn’t super thrilled with Travis (she sees him as a meathead and not attractive at all. She’s more into the Timothee Chalemet type.) And I told her about Taylor changing the guy on the screen coming home to me to “guy in the chiefs coming home to me,” and let me tell you, I’ve known her throughout her teen years, but when I say she gave me the BIGGEST eyeroll that’s ever been rolled. I laughed and said “yeah it’s a bit extra” and then she just went on this rant. It was fascinating.

Basically she told me that ever since Matty, she’s had to reconcile with herself that Taylor is not the person she thought she was. Keep in mind that throughout her teen years, Taylor was with Joe, so that’s the Taylor she knows. The Taylor that spoke out in 2018-2020 as well, just as she was growing into her own political mind and out there at women’s rights and anti-gun and BLM protests. She basically said “I think there’s a 50-50 chance Taylor is a sociopath” (in all seriousness, not joking around like we do.) We talked about her being a bit messed up by fame and how she has to compartmentalize her public and private lives in order to stay sane. Then she said “but has she? Stayed sane? I don’t think so.” I mentioned about how Taylor has said her life makes her sometimes question if she’s a real person and she’s admitted struggling with this, and all this did was confirm to her that yes, she may very well be a psychopath, and she specifically clarified to me that she meant “evil” psychopath. I tried to be nice and say that her actions generally were pretty benign even if she has a bit of that tendency, and she was unconvinced (see above for the problematic stuff.)

Then I said, “yeah I think about some of this a lot. And you know what, when you hear Dear Reader in this context, it really hits home.” And she said. “Yes! I love that song...”

And that was the end of the conversation. But what I really wanted to say is “but if she’s closeted, she looks a lot more sympathetic and a lot of this makes a lot more sense.”

Maybe that conversation will come in time.

#true story #we used psychopath and sociopath interchangeably because neither of us is board certified #to be clear I don’t think Taylor is a psychopath #but the things she does. the way her whole public life is a performance. it’s not healthy.

[snowpuff79]

DJMM HELLO PAINT STUFF

Them the gremlin army of the pizzaplex (I like that their ugly) (3 , btw Blobulos is just a hater 💥👌

+ art mimics the artist ( I was drinking dr pepper)

I would love to make a fake mall kiosk barking dog equivalent of wind up music man (I def don't have the skills thou)

I gave up on theorizing it's all faz goo anyways (depression arc)

The quality is mediocrer but I can boost the bass till my ears bleed👍 (prob need more song on the cassettes)

#waz all alone on the board #i live the windups so much i tove their destroyed lil endoskeleton #djmm fnaf #djmusicman #dj music man #djmm security breach #music man fnaf #fnaf ruin #pruff art #djmm #certified oingo boingo moment #mini music man #wind up music man

[taterforlife]

Things Parents of Children with Autism/ADHD/Developmental Delay/Intellectual Disability/etc. Should Know Before Agreeing to Applied Behavior Analysis Services (This is not a complete list but it has some that I consider most important):

You WILL see online criticism of people who have had bad experiences with ABA. You want a provider that is client-centered and cares about your child's needs and wants and makes sure that the process includes GETTING TO KNOW YOUR CHILD AND YOU and establishing a positive relationship before placing any sort of expectations on the child. People do not want to change their behavior or habits for someone they do not care about. And you want a provider that is trauma-informed and will take ALL PRECAUTIONS against causing trauma, using evidence-based behavior analytical treatments and focusing on reinforcement and letting the child make decisions throughout much of the process, and including you in it too.

It is meant to be an INTENSIVE SERVICE. It is based on the client's needs how many hours services should provide in a clinic or in your home, but this could range to anywhere from 10-20 hours on average. Sometimes more or less. Not being able to arrange those hours can cause more harm than good should your child have many needs or delays.

Daytime hours during the school year get you off the waitlist faster. Evening school hours are always taken first during the academic year. We often struggle finding families willing to take their kids out of school early or take them late. ABA companies should not pressure you on what choice to make, but if you feel your child could benefit or if you are experiencing high-intensity behaviors of concern such as aggression or elopement, it may be able to get you services faster. We are ALWAYS looking for daytime sessions!

Your participation is NECESSARY for success. The child must have interventions that are consistent across places and people. Otherwise, it will most likely be less effective or not effective at all. We want to teach you the strategies we use that show to be successful and work with you and the child! We want to work to the point where the child and the family does not need us anymore! But we cannot do that if you do not learn and accept teaching from us. And often insurances require it and will not pay anymore if the report shows you are not participatong and implementing. We are a service meant to enhance the lives of clients in a way that gives them wider access to things they want and like, build more meaningful relationships, and learn new skills that benefit them. If you do not want to participate, then you are probably thinking of a different service, such as having an attendant.

A good provider who is client-centered is not there to reduce behaviors others find "annoying" or "disruptive", such as stimming. They can be taught skills to help increase attention to tasks and temporarily redirect them, but it is often unethical and harmful to the child to stop them from doing it altogether. The treatment plan may even incorporate time for the child to be able to stim/flap hands/rock their body/etc. on purpose because often, they need it to regulate themselves. It feels good. It's their version of tapping fingers when nervous, playing with a strand of hair, etc. It would be unethical to make a client uncomfortable just because a behavior does not look "normal". If if truly hurts them to do the behavior, such as banging their head against a wall, then it will be addressed for safety concerns.

#applied behavior analysis #ABA #autism awareness #autism #adhd #developmental delay #trauma #intellectual disability #BCBA #board certified behavior analyst

[fischlcatgirl]

Truly there is a very real possibility that furina is my new favorite genshin character like. Jesus fucking christ. The life and times of Furina de Fontaine is maybe genshins number one tragedy. Five hundred years man. Five hundred years of being absolutely petrified every second of your waking life because if you are ever found out then your entire country dies. Five hundred years of ensuring you have no identity besides the one you created for yourself. Because if there is even the faintest sliver of a real person in you, you kill everyone you know and hundreds more you don’t. Five hundred years of pretending to have everything under control even though its slipping out of your fingers. And you are just a regular human woman. If i ever see anyone call furina selfish again im going to explode. She gave up everything she was and lived inside a shell for five hundred years and she never ever lost hope. Just because she wouldnt let herself. Jesus christ

#furina #genshin spoilers #genshin impact #board certified my post

[mostlikelytofangirl]

If WRH's sons were alive, I can do totally see him trying to matchmake them with MY. He would see how WX and MY both were single and decide it was absolutely ludicrous that two people of importance to him were not married.

Oooh the possibilities!!

I mean, following that logic, yeah, if the sons had survived, I think WRH would have immediately decided that MY was going to one of them to keep all that precious talent and brains in the family (although I remember some conversations about him and WQ, which is a more realistic situation, but you know).

MY is very furen shaped, so he would naturally go to WX bc that's one little guy WRH can trust with helping run the sect properly once his son takes over, so then MY would legit be a kindasorta son to him too. I also think that WRH appreciates MY too much to pair him with WC :').

Also that's one hella safe and politically important position, so I can see MY having no issues with the arrangement.

I will forever mourn the lack of any significant information about WX (not even an official design), but I suppose that also plays in the favor of whoever wants to explore him, so he can be whatever the AU needs and we can say that he too would agree lol.

#replies #mdzs #meng yao #wen xu #(no idea if this ship has a name or is even a thing) #it'd be hilarious to see wrh play matchmaker tho #not like he can't just simply order them to proceed lol #and it would be fun too is wx isn't very on board but what's he gonna do? disobey?? #there's a lot of potential for angst too if wx is a certified asshole or something

[ovaruling]

sorry but i need to vent bc im struggling so much w my appearance and i know i shouldnt be but like damn i am so ugly and all the cosmetic surgery fucked me up so bad! absolutely made me uglier!! and i just dont even feel human anymore at this point lol like. i truly don’t know how to convey how different self-loathing is after you’ve had extensively damaging and life-threatening surgeries to alter your face and body lmfaooooooooooooooooo

#there are no words for how abandoned and shocked anew i feel when i see myself and remember why i look Like That #cuz i asked ‘board certified’ men to hack away at my flesh! thats fucking why !!!!!!

[dearmrsawyer]

HAPPY VERY LATE BIRTHDAY, JAMILA!! I’m so sorry this is so late but I hope it was absolutely wonderful and that you are well! You are such a lovely friend and human and I couldn’t be happier to have you as a friend. Love!!! 💗💗🥳🥳

Christina!!!!! Late shmate, hand to god i literally haven't known what day it is for months, looked at the date 4 times on my birthday before i realised it was my birthday. agh i'm so glad we're friends and i love you sooo much

#my mum actually had her heart procedure on my bday so i spent it stepping in as head carer and feeding/taking nonna to the toilet #i knew from the second the hospital told my mum in december it'd prob be 2 months that it would get scheduled on my bday #i knew 😂 #but honestly it was such a relief to have it finally happen that it was something of a present! #we had a small games night the next night as a little celebration instead :) #i won my fav game snakes and ladders clean - needed a 3 to reach the end and not bounce back and rolled it first go LOL #then gave the certified worst performance playing pictionary humanity has ever seen #i don't have any skills just give me a game of chance and let me see if i can dodge these snakes on my way across the board rofl #gloryhalleloujah #asks