#Because think about it

[skepticalcatfrog]

You know what's a small detail that soooooo many people seem to forget that's generally pretty inconsequential, but I notice it every time I see it?

Kaz and Jordie are NOT from Lij. They're actually from a completely separate, unnamed place. Which sounds unbelievable, I know, because everyone tends to include that information in various posts and content and etc, but I swear it's true! Look:

It specifically says that Lij is about two towns over from where Kaz and Jordie grew up. So where are they actually from??? The world may never know.

#personally i think it's possible that they're not from an actual TOWN at all #and that the rietveld farm was more of a solitary home in the middle of the nowheres of kerch #because think about it #surely if they were a part of a community someone would've supported Kaz and Jordie once their parents died right??? #they probably would've ended up living/working on someone else's farm #but that could be its own whole post #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone netflix #grishaverse #shadow and bone #shadow and bone s2 #kaz brekker #kaz rietveld #jordie rietveld

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

I was today years old when I learnt that the Jedi Temple was built on a Sith shrine and I'm suddenly rethinking my entire lore about the Grand Inquisitor's fall

#what if. wHAT IF HE GOT TOO CLOSE TO SOMETHING #BECAUSE THINK ABOUT IT #THERE ALWAYS SEEMED TO BE A MISSING LINK #WHAT IF IT WASNT JUST JOCASTA AND BARRISS AND THE WAR AND PALPY AND EVERYTHING #headcanons #grand inquisitor #the grand inquisitor #morgan speaketh #inquisiposting

[shinygemstone]

Genderqueer bitch who whittles/does woodworking x transfem who sews x painting transmasc x metalworking/jewelry making genderfluid bitch is top tier polycule

#polyamory #hobbies #because think about it #theyve got so many forms of art covered #and theyre all simple enough for giftgiving and fantasy shit #maybe i just crave fantasy shit

[password-door-lock]

“Merry Christmas, boss!”

Your words startle Unknown from his work. For one thing, you're practically yelling, when you know that he requires silence to think well— it's as if everything he tells you goes in one ear and out the other. Moreover, he was by no means expecting you to try and celebrate that godforsaken holiday today. Unknown was elated— or as close to elated as he's ever going to get while that redhead is still breathing— when you chose not to bother him on Christmas morning. He should have known that you'd have something else up your sleeve. You truly never fail to annoy him.

“It's not Christmas anymore, prince(ss),” he reminds you in a syrupy tone. “You must be confused.” This would be warning enough for somebody with a normal set of self preservation instincts— sadly, you appear to possess very few of these, because you don’t seem remotely deterred.

“What?” You ask, sounding genuinely confused. ”How is it not Christmas? You took me on the eighteenth of March, right? And I've been counting  off every single day— it has been 282 days; I’m sure of it! So how is it not Christmas?”

Unknown turns around to face you now. He gets the feeling that he isn't going to get very much work done if you're planning to continue being noisy, and (although he'd never admit it aloud) this conversation is shaping up to be far more interesting than some numbers on a screen. “You must have messed it up,” he offers, unable to contain his glee at the idea. Serves you right, for trying to waste his time like this.

“No, you messed it up,” you pout. Unknown wonders what he’d have to do to instill a healthy fear of himself in you. “Because you took away my phone. If I still had it, I would just know the date without even having to make tally marks on a napkin, and—”

“Give me the napkin.” Unknown is going to nip this in the bud right now. If you don’t have anything to write on, then you won’t have any way to record the date, and you won’t try and ambush him with poorly-timed holiday celebrations. If you wanted to plan parties, then you should have just gone into that apartment in the first place— now that you’re with Unknown, you’re going to have to start playing by his rules. Although, if you haven’t figured that out after so many months by his side, he’s beginning to think that you’re a bit of a lost cause.

“And now you're taking my planner?” You regard him with wide eyes. “This is too cruel. How do you expect me to be productive when I don't know what day it is?” But there's this gleam in your eyes that tells him you're just playing around.

“You never knew what day it was, sweetheart,” he points out, “I got you on the nineteenth of March, so you’ve been counting wrong this whole time.” Unknown doesn't think he'll be forgetting that date any time soon. It would have been the day when his plan was set in motion, if you had only followed his instructions.

“Okay, fine, you can have it, since it's wrong anyway,” you grumble, “That's actually good, since I don't have any wrapping paper for your present. Two birds with one stone.” You pick up something you've left sitting on the couch and wrap the napkin— which is, indeed, covered with hundreds of pencil marks— around it before handing the entire parcel to Unknown.

“What is this?” He demands.

“Your Christmas gift,” you explain, suddenly serious. “I wanted to get you one of those 'world's greatest boss' mugs, but since somebody won't let me order anything online, I had to make you something instead. Open it.”

“You don't get to order me around,” he warns, “Try again.”

You roll your eyes before establishing yourself on his lap, where you should probably remain, if you had time to procure any kind of gift for him without his knowledge. Clearly, he hasn’t been keeping you under proper supervision. “We're doing this now? Really? Can’t we have a single normal conversation, just one time?” You pout at him. Apparently, Unknown's glare is the only answer you need to any of your sundry questions, because after a bit of grumbling, you seem to acquiesce. “Fine, fine. Could you please open it, please? Thank you.”

“Better,” Unknown decides. Truth be told, he is a little bit curious— he's never let you out of his sight for longer than a few minutes. How did you manage to put together a gift for him without his knowledge? Whatever it is feels solid and sturdy.  He pulls the hastily-crumpled napkin off of the item in question and holds it up to the light of his monitors to get a better look.

“It's a bracelet,” you explain, “I know you wear them, so I thought you'd like it better than anything else that I could make.”

Unknown turns the bracelet over in his hands. It consists of a series of interlocking brown and white squares, all of which are sharp and thick. Upon closer inspection, Unknown discovers nutrition information on one of the white squares. Is it made from candy wrappers? “You gave me garbage.” 

“Upcycled garbage, yes,” you nod enthusiastically. “I've been stealing your candy wrappers and washing the insides for months, you know. I was going to make you a whole jewelry set with a necklace and everything, but I didn't have time, since you're always watching me like a hawk. This is all I could manage.” 

Unknown has no fucking clue why you would waste your time on something like this. You had every opportunity to let the Yuletide pass unmarked, but instead, you spent weeks collecting trash, cleaning it, and folding it into an ugly piece of jewelry, just so you'd have something to give him. Seeing as he's never received anything for Christmas before, he doesn't know if the gifts are usually this underwhelming— but he does know what your intentions were. “Next time you want to get me something, you can just try being quiet.”

You grin, like you don't care how much he hates your gift. Like you don't expect any thanks for all the unnecessary work that you put into the stupid thing. Like you didn't do it for him to thank you— you did it because you wanted to brighten his day, even if you weren’t necessarily very successful. “Next time, tell me that before Christmas so that I can take it into account when I'm thinking of a gift.”

Unknown rolls his eyes at you and spins his chair around so that he's facing the screen again. This has been an interesting diversion, but he doesn't have the luxury of taking long breaks from the pursuit of his revenge. “I just told you. Won’t you remember?”

“No,” you grumble playfully, “Since now I don't have anywhere to write it down.”

Unknown shoves the crumpled napkin back into your hand. ”Merry Christmas, prince(ss),” he coos, patting you on the head. It’s a generous gift, all things considered— he was seriously planning on throwing that napkin away. 

“Gee, thanks.” You might sound sarcastic, but you still pocket the napkin, just as he thought you would. Thankfully, after this, you give him the peace and quiet that he needs to make some progress with his work.

It isn't until you're snoring softly across the room hours later, unwilling to be separated from Unknown even while you sleep, that he finds himself absently reaching for the bracelet as he works, running his fingers over the sharp edges and smooth tops of the interlocking squares. He'd never be caught dead wearing it— it's made of garbage, for fuck's sake— but Unknown will reluctantly admit (if only to himself) that he likes the feel of it. As far as first-ever Christmas presents go, he supposes that it isn't too terrible, though he'd never say as much to you.

#I've been brainrotting for a while about what kind of gifts MC would be able to get for Unknown in an assistant au situation #Because think about it #There's no way he'd let us order stuff online #I feel like we would have to get creative lol #mystic messenger #mystic messenger drabble #choi saeran #saeran choi

[hptx7777]

Don’t know why but Never Love an Anchor by The Crane Wives sounds like a Ranchers song

#rancher duo #team rancher #no but it does- #Imagine the anchor in this song as Jimmy #and the ship as Tango #because think about it #Jimmy thinking he weighs Tango down #if he falls he’s taking his rancher down with him #Because a ship can go so far without the anchor #but the anchor is also there to keep teh ship steady and in place #like how Jimmy calms Tango down when he’s in his rage mode #like Tango sees Jimmy as his anchor like he helps to bring him comfort #Jimmy sees himself as Tango’s ancher because he makes him unable to move forward #aaaaa #I’m so fucking starved of Ranchers #but whenever there is Rancher crumbs they give us #I straight go into Tango rage mode myself

[naturesvice]

ohh the temptation for hdm!rebecca to have a lion / any sort of wild feline as a dæmon is too big ... aggressive and conniving in the beginning until she follows growth n they both become stronger n better leaders with it i mean COME ON.

#because THINK ABOUT IT #not only would it be an excuse to incorporate the quote itd also be a parallel to the most recent episode #› rebecca . ‹ musings .

[babysgarage]

mr az 'you go to fast for me crowley i'm an angel you're a demon we're on opposite sides' fell vs castiel 'took me half an hour to go from calling demons abominations to making out with one against the wall'

#also i fully believe that spn crowley stole go crowley's identity and probably with permission #because think about it #spn crowley is a scottish human turned demon who rose up the ranks and has an english accent all of a sudden #my theory is he heard about go crowley's rubber duck stunt in hell #after which everyone feared him and wanted to leave him alone #which go crowley was fine with #so fergus took on crowley's identity and took advantage of the existing fear and made himself the kind of hell #og go crowley was like 'sure fine do whatever you want as long as it keeps them off my tail' #i know spn / gomens crossovers are old news but it's still fun for me

[somuch-4-stardust]

i know trios dont work out (source. has happened to me a few times) but like....................................... if i have spidey the squishmallow and if benny had the ghost spider squishmallow WHOS GONNA HAVE MILES!!!!!!!

#benny doesnt have ghost spider but i saw all the spidermen on the tag of my spider and i was like........ #THEYRE A GROUP U KNOW??? #groups of four are great i think #BECAUSE THINK ABOUT IT #think about the way like EVERYTHING is made in the world #they're either made for groups of four or two #SOOO if u have a group of four u can split into twos for things made for two people #AND U CAN BE IN A BIG GROUP FOR THINGS MADE FOR FOUR PEOPLE!!!

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[sleepygaymerdisease]

#'who was this about' dont worry <3 #EDIT hi i didnt realize this would get notes LOL. um everyone reblog with what character ur thinking of because im NOSEY i WANNA SEE #edit 2 to everyone trying to guess what the character i made this for was. youre all wrong. this was about kamen rider #youd think lupin because of my profile picture but alas i have other interests as well... #anis gaymer moments

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #I always loved how chapter 27 ends with them both so bloody and 28 starts with them in the bath. #not just because of how iconic the bathtub moment is but because you know they had to scrap off so much gore first. #I think everyone in the party took a very long and methodical bath but Falin was basically *all* blood*. #Being covered in blood is one of those 'just girly things' that women deserve to stop being shamed about. #I just don't think Chilchuck is progressive enough. He probably made them take a bath first B*/ #Okay jestering aside I want to just highlight - #The magnitude of Marcille's joy at seeing her dearest friend again! Of holding her and sharing her presence in the same room! #Something about this reunion feels like a beautiful dream you are afraid of waking up from...

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#i love reading your examples! however next person to be like um actually this exists?? it’s on sight #i know it exists. i think it’s fun. that’s why i think more people should do it. #sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd. #i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist! #something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

[the-mushroom-faerie]

Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

#mythbusters #whats that one quote #individuals are smart people are stupid #something along those lines #but i hear some of these myths and i know from the start that its gonna be busted #because anyone who stops and thinks about the science for 2 minutes will know it SOUNDS improbable

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

#I've spent a lot of time thinking about the various difficult technical ways in which the world is bad but at some point #you also have to tell people “just stop doing bad stuff on purpose” #because they in fact do this

[suiheisen]

MONKEY MAN (2024)

#augh it was so good i couldn't stop thinking about it #and also i need to rewatch it because i kept getting distracted by dev patel's big beautiful eyes..... #does he have a licence for those #the mythology the politics the sectarian rife the hijra community and outsider he wove so many things together so beautifully #and also. he gave us an adorable dog. which is necessary to me. #and also he took his shirt off multiple times. #monkey man #dev patel #vipin sharma #spoilers #long post #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia