thank you @gaysonlyocean for inspiring this heiisuhdihd
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> cat's urinary episode probably caused by stress
> both my parents left for a vacation earlier this week
> the implication that my cat got stressed out from my parents leaving
> which includes my mother, who has [redacted] me and is abusive and just Not a Nice Person
> my mother, who finds fault in litcherally everything i do for the cats. and even if i give in and do what she wants... several months later, she's complaining again
> swapped their litter several months ago to pine pellets. they've adapted nicely. their litter is fine. also doesn't track everywhere (something my mother complained about for MONTHS with their previous litter)
> my mother, unprompted: did the vet say that maybe this could be caused by their new litter?
i fucking hate her.
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not really an ask, but i just gotta say you singlehandedly converted me from "i dont get revalink. where's the chemistry?" to "i need them to make out NOW" with that one post you made today/14 hours ago as of me sending this. and i gotta say, thank you. you altered my brain chemistry.
i am become revalink conversion therapy, the alterer of brain chemistry
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Hi sorry if this is out of nowhere but I'm a baby dirkjake fan who found you through your writing!! You do dirk and jake so good, there's always so many little details they notice about each other that you capture in such heartwrenching ways. If its not too much of a bother I'm wondering if you can point me to some dirkjake fic/writer recommendations? I'd love to hear your thoughts, you really get their characters and I trust your opinions on dj content
WELCOME NEW DIRKJAKER!!! happy to have you :))) sip the sweet sweet nectar of violence as devotion. the side effects are all imagined. we're a very Normal and Sane bunch.
thank you so much for the comment that is very sweet i'm really flattered you think so :')) they know each other better than they know themselves, pay attention yet still let the other keep their facade, two bodies one being... they mean sooo much to me lol. please don't apologise its made my day! i really appreciate it. people saying nice things about something i made is like all i need to sustain me. i'm bad at taking compliments in general but just know you're helping the cause in keeping this frail body from falling apart.
as for the recs, i'm gonna link borzoi's fic list because it truly has all the holy grail dirkjakes and everything on there would be on this list too. it seems silly to repeat what has already been said. they're top tier for a reason.
(also i'm on this list now? wtf? wtf?! i'm going to die. what the heck. thanks borzoi.)
my personal favourites are. an acquired taste. i shall say. but one that i would really recommend that isn't on the list is bumbly's murder boyfriends series. cw for murder, gore, sex, suicidal ideation, generally some pretty fucked up stuff. dirk wants to die and jake only lets him do so at his hand. so so soooo delicious. absolutely rewired me. love this series so so so much. but please heed tags before reading!
thanks again !!! happy reading :)))
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so, i might just be Saying Things here, but here's something i was thinking about
so we know that becoming part of the Cast essentially grants you immortality (or some flavor of it anyway) so that even if they die during the show - well - the show must go on, i suppose
and we know now that gl!ranboo DID die earlier at the very beginning of ep 2 (im pretty sure the mask going off while they were unconscious was when that happened) so therefore that implies that they were already apart of the Cast
and i think the most popular running theory that i've seen is that they got straight up nabbed, which, to be fair, sounds like something showfall would absolutely do (considering that's how charlie and possibly sneeg ended up there), BUT my thought is
showfall is presumably a big and well known media production company or whatever you wanna call it, so why would they need to kidnap people to get people for their shows? why couldn't they just put out into the world some kind of advertising that's something like "we need you!", something that would draw in aspiring stars?
now, imagine ranboo, being still just barely a teenager, starting to make their way in the world, having a passion for writing, filmmaking, and things of that nature (like cc!ranboo!) seeing this huge company looking to hire, a once in a lifetime opportunity for this inspired person with big ideas they want to put into the world - being so excited to apply and even more thrilled when they make it in - only to be pulled into this twisted, never-ending nightmare that they could have never known they were signing themselves up for; all because showfall took advantage of a young, aspiring person, just for the sake of personal gain and entertaining their never satisfied audience
but the show must go on, does it not?
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