#BUT STFU MAYBE???

[piracytheorist]

My vegan boss: You have to learn about how eating meat pollutes the environment and pass that on to your students

Me: I don't have to do jackshit in fact the more you talk about how I "have to" do that the more I want to go get some very meaty yeero once I'm on my way home tonight

#like. I understand where she's coming from #and I know I like the taste of certain meat foods too much to go vegan #plus I'm broke af and vegan diets ain't cheap chief #BUT STFU MAYBE??? #this type of people being vegan is why meat eaters hate vegans #plus she does not understand. CHILDREN HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT FOODS THEY EAT #even if they want to be vegan half of them won't be able to bc their parents will go like #''sure sweetie you want to protect the environment now est your beef meatballs'' #why. why are people like her becoming educators. why. #nette speaks

[crocsandbitches]

Not to get overly sentimental but rap beef is honestly such a creative form of expression. Like we’re going to hold off on kicking the shit out of each other and calling up shooters to make clever rhymes about each other and get the common man saying words like ‘double entendre.’

Here’s a couple of suggestions of other diss tracks to listen to if you’ve found you’ve liked bitchy poetry:

Ether - Nas (2001) - diss track vs Jay Z & widely considered to be one of the best diss tracks ever released. It’s a response to Jay Z’s diss ‘Takeover’ which at the time of its release left people thinking Nas’ career was over and then Nas uno reversed that shit with Ether and it’s still considered to be a miracle that Jay Z managed to maintain his fame.

Hit ‘em up - 2Pac (1996) -diss track vs Biggie & Bad Boy records. Part of the East Coast / West Coast beef. 2Pac was shot 5 times and survived and Biggie released a song called ‘Who Shot Ya.’ Hit em up is Pac’s response and it’s iconic. Plus the tune is groovy as shit.

Real Muthaphuckkin’ G’s - Eazy E (1993) - Dr Dre left his group NWA over a dispute about contracts/pay. He later released a song called ‘Fuck with Dre Day’ where he had a go at Eazy E (the lead rapper of NWA). Eazy released this in response and it’s another groovy, west coast banger.

Story of Adidon- Pusha T (2018) - Pusha T walked so Kendrick Lamar could run. Need I say more.

No Vaseline - Ice Cube (1991) - vs remaining members of NWA. Cube was the first to leave NWA over contracts/pay disputes. The remaining members released an album, with subtle disses against him. Ice Cube, as Ice Cube does, got pissed.

Life’s on the Line - 50 Cent (2003) - adding this because 50 Cent hates as easily as he breathes and it’s something to marvel at. His beef with Ja Rule started in ‘99 when Ja Rule was robbed by 50’s people and then one thing lead to another and 50 was stabbed and then he was shot 9 times. ‘Time is the best medicine-‘ no. no it’s not. If anything 50 gets angrier through the years. 19 years later 50 bought 200 tickets to Ja Rule’s concert so the front rows were completely empty.

#maybe i’m just being hormonal but what a weirdly wholesome way to channel anger #this beef has resulted in some of Kendrick’s best work since DAMN #‘grown men rap beefing-’ STFU #rap started off with slam poetry this is how the culture was born #kendrick lamar #drake #kendrick vs drake #hip hop #2pac #edited to add no vaseline cuz i don’t even know how i forgot that #thanks person who tagged it

[wolfywolfy]

I love Astarion so much he is so fucking silly. He acts all suave and mysterious and he's very good at it, but the second you catch him off guard and he's just acting like himself he is straight up fucking goofy. The way he goes "oh, hello!" and waves at you while reading The Necromancy of Thay. The way he points at the bomb gnome and says "let's not do anything hilarious!" before she can blow you all up. The fact that when hes confronted by the Gur in Act 3 (which realistically be KNOWS you can all take care of if he really wanted to) he just goes "ohIthinkwe'reintrudinglet'sleave,quickly".

And so many more. He is just so silly!!!!! There's a man there who is genuinely goofy and kind underneath it all, he just has to deal with so much bullshit on a daily basis!!!

#also this is not be woobifying him stfu #its literally in the game #he is silly!!!! let him be silly!!!!!!!! 🪿 #astarion #bg3 #also maybe kind isnt the best word #affectionate towards a seldom few #mildly polite to everyone else potentially

[heartorbit]

a fool and a sinner

#heyy WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT[TRAIN PASSES OVERHEAD] I SAID WATCH REVUE ST [FOGHORN] [SIRENS] #revue starlight #revstar #hikari kagura #kagura hikari #shoujo kageki revue starlight #Girl you're so damn dramatic get your ass up and continue the cycle #STFU AND START ONCE AGAIN BUILDING THE TOWER THAT WILL INEVITABLY FALL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #i'm back in my bimonthly revsta haze. Oh my god starry session revival was SOOOOOOOOOO. #i missed seeing kukugumi performing together. And oh my god mayanana sirius. OH MY GODDDDDDD #PRIDE AND ARROGANCE WAS ONLY SUPPODE FTO BE KAORUKO AND THEY WERE LIKE THATS CRAZY CAN WE MAKE TOXIC YURI OUT OF THIS? IKUTERU GET UP THERE #i screamed. all i can say #semester AMOST OVER assignments MANAGEABLE status: ALIVE #pretend i didnt post a drawing of myself coughing uo blood on twitter 24 hours ago. teehee #i need to rewatch gekijouban. Will be a little treatfor me after my last assignment gets handed in #Also theres this rpgmaker game ive been following that finally came out this year and inknow it will give me brain worms im so excited to #play it. ALSO I HAVE AN EMU TO POST I DID AN AGGIE WITH MY CLASSMATE but i gotta clean her up. maybe tonight after homework. amen #its her n cinnamorolllll so cutessss SOOOO CUTES

[whatsitzface]

Fuck every percy jackson "fan" who is still complaining about percy & annabeths HAIR COLOURS being different then in the books. I hope Nico is blonde so that all of you cry and scream like fucking toddlers

#like actually #please STFU on pjo fanart #nobody cares that you are upset about annabeth not being blonde YOU DO NOT NEED TO COMMENT IT #like we get that you do not have the skill to make banger pjo fanart yourself (oh noo :((( poor baby) #but maybe your time would be better spent making your own fanart if you wanna complain about how the artist draws a certain character #contrary to unpopular beleif the world does not revolve around you #just because you don't like that leah jeffries is playing annabeth does not mean that the casting is gonna change #go sit in a corner and cry about it and stop having a meltdown in artist comment sections! Literally nobody gives a shit about your opinion #if you are actively bringing down the pjo fandom/tearing apart anything the new adaptation has to offer #then I will gladly inform you that you are NOT a pjo fan #you are an annoying piece of shit that cares more about accuracy then the actual story #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson series #percy jackson disney+ #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #walker scobell #leah is our annabeth

[iite-cool]

simon the type of menace that fucks you silly with his fingers and his tongue on your clit while you're crying and begging for permission to cum ("c-can i cum, sir?") and the very second he says yes, your toes start curling and your back arches. but just as you're about to go careening off the edge, he pulls away. he kisses away the tears streaming down your heated cheeks as you thrash under him and whispers, "it's may i cum actually."

#would maybe gouge his eyes out if he did this #can i bite him please #he makes me feral #i love him #simon smut #simon x reader #ghost x reader #cod x reader #vi.muses #my goddamn geography teacher used to do this shit #'sir can I go to the toilet?' #“I don't know can you?” #STFU JEFF

[extasiswings]

Reasons why Buck being bi is groundbreaking: bi male characters are still very rare and it’s been almost unheard of to have a canon male bi main character who was not planned to be queer from the beginning of the story.

NOT reasons: anything suggested in that article, including the idea that before this season 911 was queerbaiting (it wasn’t) or didn’t have other canon main queer characters (it has from Day 1).

#chapel for ts #I think that ‘journalists’ flat out lying about a show they learned of five minutes ago for clout should stfu forever maybe

[morganafata]

Can't wait to see modern day Sun Jae, K-pop idol at the peak of his popularity and the world at his feet, revert back to his hot mess loser self once Sol comes back into his life, like some sort of insane comet of longing and awkwardness.

#it'd be especially funny if he tries to play it off as 'oh that girl i had a crush on?' #'no dude i'm totally over her' #and someone probably in hyuk after they make up become bros again says 'you are currently writing a song about her now' #and sun jae replies with 'well maybe stfu before i throw myself off a balcony again' #lovely runner #kdramas #kim hye yoon #byeon woo seok

[mayasdeluca]

KATE WHISTLER AND KAI HOLMAN NCIS HAWAI'I 3x03: 'License to Thrill'

#ncis hawaii #ncishawaiiedit #kate whistler #kai holman #ncis hawai'i #kate x kai #mine #not letting the psychopaths who ship them romantically ruin this friendship for me #just let them be cute besties and stfu!! #anyways loved them in this ep <3 #still wishing they didn't just drop the storyline with kate/kai/lucy in episode 1 #and it was very strange how her absence just wasn't mentioned lol #but maybe it will come up again at some point 🤞🏻

[static-scribblez]

Man I love litwtc’s new mascot

#cw suggestive #I think #charlie stfu #shitpost #digital doodles #life in the world to come #litwtc #litwtc fanart #chris dunne #should I even tag this one as will wood? #I feel like if I do some poor will wood fan who has no knowledge of this podcast is gonna stumble upon this and get so confused #tbh that’s how I feel everytime I tag will wood in a litwtc post #but idk there’s just something about this specific post im about to post #that makes me think ‘I dunno…. maybe I shouldn’t use the will wood tag for this one.’ #eh fuck it #will wood

[mayhemspreadingguy]

Beautiful Nightmare 🖤

#the time to draw Nightmare has finally come #but I really need to stop staring at it and finally post it. no more changes. brain stfu for a sec please i need to get things done #ok ok so the image of handsome mr nightmare with clawed hands stained in shadows was sitting in my head for a long time #and I finally got into the mood to draw it and then I didn't finish it in one sitting and new day new mood right #so his expression softened a bit compared with the sketch but I hope he still looks playful and sinister at the same time #and I couldn't resist giving him sharp little teeth for extra bite xD #actually I feel like biting something right now. am i going feral? perhaps I should make myself a dinner. maybe. yes #ughhh #ok alright so #mayhem art #nightmare #dreamling #dream of the endless #morpheus #hob gadling

[sheryl-lee]

not breaking any kind of ground here but: people who reblog a gifset SOLELY to shit on the thing being giffed really should like. consider shutting the fuck up

#i mean i'll just block them. but it's still #disrespectful as hell #if u wanna whine about whatever make ur own fucking post #people on this site barely reblog as it is and when they do it's to complain???? imagine being the op of a gifset that took hours to make #and seeing people insult something you're obviously a fan of #makes me so angry like maybe consider not being That Person #who has the time to be persistently negative. like stfu #sameera.txt

[likeafantasy]

#britney spears #britney #interviews #britneygifs #basically #all the “maybe we shouldn't have freed britney” #conspriacy loonies #need to stfu #queen doesn't care what you think

[daenerysies]

no, ‘girlboss’ is not a valid criticism of a female character, *especially* if you’re only using it in relation to women who fight outside the constraints of an inherently corrupt system. you’re just a misogynist.

#asoiaf #daenerys targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #pro daenerys targaryen #pro rhaenyra targaryen #the patronization of dany/nyra’s ‘girlboss’ moments is *astounding* #stfu and never speak on them again thanks #if we want to narrow in on that route #maybe we should have a convo on the victimization of their counterparts instead 🤷‍♀️

[dazaistabletop]

Bones took a heart wrenching, plot twisting, soul crushing, sob inducing line that was pillar of the sskk religion, and turned it into

#stfu i know you guys are gonna say “but look now he say grrr” and “its not plot twisting what do you even mean” #and maybe “sskk fans dont have their own religion...?” well consider this: hush your face #i literally cannot believe that this is how they animated that line #i know there are worse animation choices within the episode that i SHOULD be complaining about instead of this but dammit im enraged #bsd #bungou stray dogs seaspn 5 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd spoiler #bsd spoilers #bsd manga #bungo stray dogs season 5 #bsd season five #bsd season 5 #bungou stray dogs season 5 #bungo stray dogs akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #ryuunosuke akutagawa #akutagawa #bsd akutagawa #akutagawa bsd #bsd atsushi #atsushi #bungou stray dogs atsushi #atsushi nakajima #nakajima atsushi #ōchi fukuchi #bsd fukuchi #fukuchi ouchi #fukuchi genichirou

[ineffable-romantics]

Guys, it just occurred to me that they were on the wrong sides of each other for the kiss.

Crowley was on the left, and he's almost ALWAYS on the right. Aziraphale is on the right, and he is almost ALWAYS on the left.

All I'm saying is, if the s3 kiss happens with them switched back, I'm never shutting up about it.

#and you can quote me on that jack #the symbolism of them being on the wrong side really helps to highlight how Wrong and Uncomfortable™ that kiss was supposed to feel #(this is me to the people who complained that it was too stiff and awkward bc DT and MS are straight like stfu) #it was SUPPOSED to feel awkward and desperate and wrong #the music alone tells us that #and them being on the wrong side of each other; symbolic of being wrong-footed bc of the fight maybe? #or maybe symbolic of crowley finally doing something to break them out of their status quo #idk but there's something to this i can feel it #Good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #gos #gos spoilers #gos2 #gos2 spoilers #gomens #gomens spoilers #gomens 2 #gomens 2 spoilers #good omens s2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #mine #meta #the kiss