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tariah23 · 1 month

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One of the main reasons why I used to avoid Isekai’s, and fantasy works in general, like the plague is because of how over saturated they’d become with things that didn’t feel like they even belonged to the genre to begin with… it’s not too hard to find works that stand out but so much of those works have been pushed down and forgotten, it just sucks.

#one of the many reasons why fantasy in general outside of a few things has never stuck with me or have even been a go to genre to engage #with if it was simply just that and nothing else added to subvert the genres 🧍🏾‍♀️#at least enough for me to enjoy myself… and I’m an insanely picky person too so…#isekai’s really did get turned into incel shit and sm of them are pedo/incest pandering as well #the amount of times I’ve run into an isekai where the warrior ends up marrying his daughter at the end of the series-#never got over that one where the son was falling in love with his mom bro that series could’ve been so fun #and a lot of the scenes with them would have them almost appearing as though they were a couple… the Romantic scene on the beach 💩…#kms rn-#and sm fantasty stuff is full of assault as well because they want to be like berserk so badly uhhh #it’s kinda crazy #rambling #I’m mostly desensitized to a lot of this stuff in fiction depending on how they’re presented but I usual usually scroll by/read the things #as quickly as possible just to get done with it #I don’t rly skip most things tbh :(#DM is refreshing though it’s very charming and colorful #I don’t have much to say for frieren since I never really cared to get into it but I’m sure it’s endearing for most

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puppyeared · 8 months

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you seem like the. kind of person who I'd run into during a rock concert while I'm trying to find bathroom and notably you are dressed kind of oddly for the concert (see: divorced dad outfit. hawaiian shirt. jorts. chunky sandles. giant sun hat.) and so I ask you "hello, do you know where I can find the bathroom?" and you go "yeah sure!!" and you point me the complete opposite direction from the bathroom. not on purpose, but because you also have no idea where the bathroom is. I thank you and go on my way, both of us oblivious to the fact we are currently very much not at a rock concert. it's an idie band that just screams really loud. sorry if that's specific you just give me giant 'perpetual tourist that isn't really a tourist and has never left their home city but just seems like a tourist anyways' energy

naw thats a pretty reasonable impression id say

#thank you for this i can very clearly see all of this happening whehghfdg #ive actually never been to a concert of any kind before!! id love to go see cavetown in person cuz hes the only one i actually consistently #listen to. but the dude only has his tours either in europe or the states orz #BUT if you did ask me where you could find a certain type of fish in the aquarium i could almost definitely get it right #only cause ive been to the aquarium enough times to memorize the galleries but forgetful enough to be surprised every single time #“yeah sure!!” is also a SPOT ON RESPONSE. not a “its that way” or “head there and turn left”. yeah sure is more on point than u could know #one time i was at the beach ogling these tiny fish and some guy asked me hows the water and i said theres tiny fish here!!#which did not answer his question and was so far off and its happened so many times that i think ive accepted it #ask #answered #yapping #doodles #puppysona #i also know deep in my soul i would dress oddly for a concert because 1) almost all the clothes in my closet are at least 8 years old #and 2) im very picky and wear for comfort rather than something i could actually use for certain outings. like a concert #i literally have a sweater that says baddie in fancy font and i only bought it because its REALLY FUNNY and it was like $12

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roo-bastmoon · 8 months

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I have NINE more tests and procedures scheduled between now and November. NINE.

*whispers* I’m so fucking tired…

So as to avoid polluting the timeline with negativity, I’ll probably be on rest most of the time for the foreseeable future.

Unless Jikook decide to Jikook. Then someone may roust me from my cryochamber of self-pity and lethargy.

#fuck tagging #I’m in constant pain #American health care is hell #at least I get to try the Mediterranean diet #if I had the energy I’d start screaming and never stop #I’m gonna go lie flat like a beached whale and regret all my life choices #ow

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melonisopod · 26 days

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I'm glad they addressed Verg's non-involvement with the Ligmas and it turns out he's under contract to not interfere with the Sinners' work or endeavors to get the Golden Boughs. Also he seems to be starting to like them which is certainly...unexpected...

#limbus company #the least believable part is that he's starting to like the sinners #where did that come from? one chapter ago you happily let us walk onto a boat littered with mermaids #two events ago you gleefully tantalized us with the promise of a beach vacation only to dump us in a waste pit full of trash crabs #and i'm supposed to believe you suddenly LIKE us now?#fine. whatever. go get us some cheeky nandos when we're done exploring cathy's gay and stupid maze

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innytoes · 11 days

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Fic tags: idiots to lovers, mermaids, himbos like to play matchmaker

Kiss the Boy

Alex always thought of his mate's obsession with humans as something fun and quirky. When two different divers start poking around their favourite shipwreck, and Willie decides they would be perfect for each other, Alex agrees to help him. If only to keep Willie from becoming a trophy in some human's collection.

So obviously, when Willie suggest they steal his father's magic spell book to turn themselves human so they can 'make sure our humans end up together', Alex comes with him.

It does not go as planned.

Fake Fic Ask Game

#julie and the phantoms #fake fics #fanfic #I wrote a thing #so much chaos #so much himbos #luke is looking for treasure #reggie just wants to take cool underwater photography #alex and willie decide that the human world is pretty great especially when they discover Hot Dogs and Skate Boards #WILLIE YOU BARELY LEARNED TO WALK ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WISE????#yes luke and reggie end up together eventually #and maybe get two mermaid boyfriends too #possibly featuring Entirely Done Selkie Julie who takes one look at these wobbly-legged weirdos on the beach and is like #let me at least teach you how to walk normal before you go into town

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bullshit-beach · 3 days

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WHEN YOU GO…

WOULD YOU EVEN TURN TO SAY

"I DON’T LOVE YOU

LIKE I LOVED YOU

YESTERDAY"…?

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unexpectedbrickattack · 1 year

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sending this ask as an excuse for you to go hogwild with peppino/pizza tower chatter bc i like to read it lol

Using this as an opportunity to distract from comms bc im tired of looking at this screen 😭

I think despite the hell Peppino went through, there are some levels/places that he actually enjoyed. Or at the very least, wouldnt mind visiting again. Off the top of my head, i am thinking of the saloon and the beach levels, but also the mini golf area 🥺

While i was playing the game (completely blind), I just assumed the tower was comparable to a real life train hub area; portals just led to different areas and districts. As in, these would be places you could visit outside of the tower if u had the means to take urself there. Its why despite the collapse, in the pepperman comic i did, he still offers to take Peppino to his villa. It still exists, its just that the shortcut the tower provided is gone. (This is also why Peppino and Gustavo can still do deliveries in the forest)

So like, now that the threat of losing his restaurant is gone, hes like. Some of those places looked Okay i guess 😒……. And Gustavo is like (prodding) ‘which places caught ur eye, then?’

Without the towers (pizzaheads) influence spawning in monsters to fight, the mini golf course is very fun. He gets to run Very Fast (already the best thing in the world) for very long periods of time, and smash into things to score goals. And if he wants to be Normal about it, he can just. Play golf the normal way lol (golf is also just a very calm sport to watch. He watches that shit all the time when hes home, and then passes out in his chair without realizing it)

The saloon is always nice to visit. It did blip on his radar as a place to try out, but he wasnt really incentivized to do so until vigilante started inviting him out. He doesnt go out often, but it is nice to have a little friend circle again :)

And the beach is like. Its a beach! Its weird for him; he probably didnt have any time or money to waste on shit like ‘visiting the beach’ before, so he feels out of place w all these people running around and having fun. He just likes to lay down and be in the sun :) He stays late into the evening, and drives back home in his shitty car 🧡 Everyone knows when he does his beach visit bc he tans so easily 😭

#answered #chattin #peppino #long post #i did not put it in the main body of this #but i hc that he does jogs n stuff in the morning #or at least walks; i do it w my mom so shes not bored and SHE does it to keep her knee from fucking up #so i like the idea of him going to the beach early in the morning to jog #and then relax on the beach for the rest of the day #someone teach him how to listen to podcasts; hed love it #also also #i have no idea if theres like #lore™️ about the tower but im stickin w that #i feel like it would get rebuilt anyway bc enough people use it as a proper hub #that having it blown the fuck up may in fact disrupt some peoples daily lives 😭#peppino is like its ALWAYS been there that wasnt the fucking problem!#the problem was that some fucker came to me like an apparation to tell me it was outfitted w a PIZZERIA BEGONE BEAM!!!#they can build the fucking tower again; just dont give it the fucking death beam; please 😭😭😭😭😭#i think gerome n them would be way more cautious about who decides to take up residence WITHIN the tower again #maybe they didnt have any say in the matter but Now they do

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seagreenstardust · 4 months

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DAD MIGHT DAD MIGHT DAD MIGHT DAD MIGHT

Listen for all intents and purposes Izuku doesn’t have a dad and All Might stepping in and filling that role for him is so important to me, especially telling Izuku he’s proud of him. I think MHA is my favorite subversion of the Your Mentor Must Die trope because Toshinori decides he has to live because Izuku needs him and then he just does it. Like a boss. This is how you show up for a child!!!

And on the flip side Mitsuki Bakugo repeatedly hitting her son in front of his teachers?!! I don’t know how I never noticed that before but yeesh. I figured there was some verbal and emotional abuse from that scene but apparently I was never fully watching because yeah, she full-on hits her kid :/ and his dad just sits there and let’s it happen??!?

I am having FEELINGS about bkdk parents today I guess

#mha #mha rewatch #the scene on dagobah beach right after All Might’s last battle and Katsuki’s rescue is in my top five favorite moment in this entire show #izuku midoriya #all might #toshinori yagi #katsuki bakugou #didn’t even go into Inko #Inko as a single parent working to support herself and her kid but also being anxious probably meant she was either #a little bit absent but also a little bit smothering #and the bakugos just need therapy point blank #anger management counseling #a healthy dose of the reality that hitting your kid is never the answer #ugh HOW is MHA so fleshed out and well written like all of these dynamics are so real #bkdk #I guess #just because I find where Izuku and Katsuki came from relative to how they turned out fascinating #like of course the child of an absent parent always feels like he’s the least important person in the room #of course the kid who gets hit at home doesn’t socialize very well #yes

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pls-just-let-me-marry-yeung · 8 months

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Honestly my favorite thing to do in the summer is to buy some Ice Cream from Alex and give them to Penny, Jas and Vincent. Is just a little thing I do sometimes, I just think Penny deserves a treat for looking after the kids and teaching them and Jas & Vincent love Ice Cream so is a win-win!

#Is the little things for me hehe #Like how I go daily by Alex's house so I already stop by to talk with him. And I visit the beach daily in the morning so yk I get to speak #With them during the summer a lot. Buying treats for Penny Jas and Vincent during summer. Stopping Shane on his way to work every day and #Giving him a pizza from time to time to make his day a little bit better. Visiting Willy at least once per week to see how he's doing #Always talking with Sam when I see him around 🤭. Giving George some leek when I see him outside to make his day better #Running away when I see Harvey around abshjdjs #Idk. I just do them. It help a little with the whole role-playing side of the game hahaha. I hate doing things that feel unnatural #Like yeah I wanna get a better relationships with them but I don't want to just gift them things out of nowhere man #I want to get slow #Anyway. Enough about that lol #sdv penny #stardew valley penny #sdv vincent #stardew valley vincent #sdv jas #stardew valley jas #Sdv #Stardew valley

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achievingnewlevelsofexhaustion · 1 year

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Look, I'm not saying anyone has to write it, I'm just saying I feel like it would be a missed opportunity if no one wrote a story where Rooster is a massive dog dad.

And let's say that the squad, after frequently commenting on him not being on any socials, discover he's actually running an Instagram account for his dog. A doggo which has more followers than all of them combined.

#Like I see Mav and Ice volunteering to dogsit anytime he has to be away #because yes Ice is alive...who do you take me for??#and in a Hangster story Jake would have to win over the dog that just looked at him in judgement #He really thought bringing over the cheap treats would work? She gets only the finest from the fancy store or homemade thank you very much #I might need to sleep #Hangster #Mavdad #Sereshaw #top gun maverick #this movie will not let go of me #went to see jets go zoom...left emotionally invested in the found family i was not prepared for #it's not the beach scene sir it's the daddy issues #yes this is in refernce to Miles at least partially running Bugsy's insta

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asgardian--angels · 6 months

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...prayer circle for izzy hands

#ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #i'm actually getting nervous for jenkins et al for tomorrow bc if they do kill off izzy i fear there will be a riot lmao #i'm so on the fence #because part of me is like 'djenks would never do that - he loves izzy's character and no one perma-dies on this show'#and narratively it would be strange (though not completely out of the realm of possibility) for him to die after this whole arc #and surely the whole team is aware that folks would be furious #(me personally i'm down with whatever happens so long as it fits the story but i know a lot of folks would be legit upset)#but i cannot shake those images from the bts of person-who's-definitely-con lying on the deck as ed puts a coat over him #and then the funeral and grave on the beach #THAT ALL BEING SAID i'm holding onto that one reviewer on twitter who saw the finale already #and said they have as much faith if not more in jenkins and co after the finale #i do find it hard to believe they'd really sacrifice izzy like that #even though i can imagine at least one scenario that would make it plausible but it would still be kinda shitty #I just... mmmm.....i really dont know how this will go #and im afraid to be around fandom when or if it does lol #ultimately my greatest fear is that if they do kill him or another beloved character off it affects our renewal chances #like no matter what happens yall gotta campaign hard

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kirstielol · 9 months

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It's supposed to thunderstorm on Saturday so our camping trip got cancelled a-fucking-gain. I'm so bummed out.

New weekend plans I guess 🍹🥴

#going out drinking with my parents then bbq-ing back at their place tomorrow #and sunday my friends and i might go hiking and chill at the beach? thats still a maybe plan though #just sooooooo upset that both camping trips we booked got rained out #how are you supposed to book trips.. it just sucks.. camping sites sell out as soon as they're available in march #like my friend had to set a timer and book as soon as they opened bookings #so what awful luck that the two weekends he booked got rained out #im just so mad that it happened with both trips #were trying to plan a rescheduled trip but weekends are fully booked until fall and not everyone could make a mid week trip #i think my bf and i might just plan a random mid week camping trip because fuck i wanna do at least 1 trip #😭#anyway time to get drunk and play video games i guess.. been so bummed out all day

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aerodaltonimperial · 8 months

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#he's just so tired fam #what is even going on anymore #he just wanted to adopt this child #and now he's stuck in never-ending feuds #and his enemies have teamed up with each other #and his mentor is retiring #and this dilf with daddy issues is trying to steal his new son #and the one dude who's got fingerprints all over the whole thing #isn't even fucking HERE #and like at least darby could be getting laid out of this whole situation #but no now he's got to deal with a fucking dinosaur #to get his championship belt back #and keep his son from being human trafficked #and his old friend betrayed him but now he's back so it's okay #but seriously where is the one guy darby is pretty sure started this #why is he taking photos on the beach with his belt #christ he's just so tired #get the fucking coffins out

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antiqua-lugar · 4 months

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as someone playing a bard dark urge WITH A FLUTE after the mindflayer colony I have so many questions about Dorian waking up, finding a probably dirty flute stained with old blood and immediately putting it in his mouth

#i'm not even worried about him getting sick I'm fascinated by the implications of him going this is so sad I shall play despacito #and even with a full amnesia he didn't think twice #I wanna believe he at least cleaned it on the beach #but also the only reason he did was that dirty it probably did not sound right #oh god do I need to look up flute caretaking for fanfiction reasons now #antiqua plays bg3 #bg3 durge #bg3 dorian

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akirakirxaa · 6 months

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The fun part of having your favorite characters be already dead people is that it's really hard to get excited for what comes next because it won't have Them. :')

#ffxiv #just musings #i'm having a real hard time getting myself excited for DT #I'm not even really looking forward to green mage or (possibly) corsair #like i'm glad the scions will be there at least but i'm really hoping saturday shows me something to get hyped about #because Beach Episode The Expac just does not sound appealing to me #please don't let ffxiv become the tv show that kept going a season too long #dawntrail

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jrueships · 7 months

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WHY IS EVERYONE IN HIS INSTA COMMENTS TELLING HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY???

#they are celebrating their 'male ally' 😭#his pool being 1/3rd elaborate floatie #at least he actually uses it #i cant stand people that have one and dont #if it's like a tub pool thats outside i understand #those are kinda just for social gatherings #but an indoor pool?#bitch u BETTER use that!!#look too damn cool not to!#i personally find pools kinda boring after the next 15 minutes of being in one #like. ok. now what #we can only race each other so many times #and eventually we both get tired of having to go grab the beach ball we accidentally knocked out #like now this is just a waste of my time #maybe it's bcs i was on the swim team so i have a harder time associating fun with it but still #his eyes <33 #wouldve been cuter if he was looking to the side tbh #now he looks like a little demon watching salt get rained down upon it #his jewelry mewooo #meow*#be careful with the chain in the pool bro it might snag a drain #jaren

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