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myalvmss · 1 year

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⎯⎯ DATING HEADCANONS WITH AQUAMARINE HOSHINO❞

CHARACTERS. aquamarine hoshino, ruby hoshino, ai hoshino, akane kurokawa mention

MISSION. headcanons ; adventure mission, silent yet shining

WARNINGS. mentions of pregnancy & sex? this is mostly just me digging into aqua's character more and more, ANGST will most definitely be in this, but dont worry!

BUTTERFLY'S NOTE. special thanks to my friend named Ryu I guess LMAOAOAOAO. THIS IS SHORT??

⌗O1: when I tell you, this man makes me frustrated every two seconds of reading the manga, I have a love and hate relationship with this man that not even scaramouche can compete with, BECAUSE RIGHT OFF THE BAT, HE'S A RED FLAG. BAHAHAHAH 😭

⌗O2: when you two first meet, he barely does effort in the so called friendship, or what he thinks of acquaintance.

UNLESS you are of use to his plan, so he'll probably use you, sorry bitch </3

⌗O3: this mf's ideal type is just someone like ai hoshino (imo NO ONE can replace her, not even akane sorry not sorry) and what makes you think you can pull off an ai?

i suggest you CHANGE him, not change yourself for him honey

⌗O4: this depends on your personality, but the relationship might be a sunshine reader while aqua's the grumpy one LMFAOAOAOAO

⌗O5: aqua doesn't engage in social media much, unlike his twin sister ruby. in other words, he's a boomer yet I'm not surprised so it's mostly you who takes pictures and videos of u both

⌗O6: you and aqua often go on dates at the cafe, park, or mostly private places where you two can get alone time with no interruptions

⌗O7: he's SO OVERPROTECTIVE ABOUT YOU. imagine yandere aqua omfg, he even makes sure that you're safe and doing well everyday

A caring boyfriend but a red flag 🚩

⌗O8: In the song, "MEPHISTO" I think there's a lyric where "I'll bet my life, I'll give it to you" would imply that to the people he cares about, aqua WILL risk his life for you. THOUGH this song probably directs to ai, or ruby? but either way, he still cares about you if you were actually his girlfriend. not just for his revenge plan, but purely his own love for you.

yet sometimes I think, "would aqua even bother asking you to be his girlfriend at a time crisis like this?"

It's a possibility he wants to keep you safe and unharmed from danger, so he'll probably lock up his feelings from you and keep it a secret so no danger will come for you, but it's not guaranteed </3

⌗O9: in an au where ai is alive, I wouldn't say that ai would straight away approve of your relationship with aqua. she's a mother, yes but not those kinds who don't give a fuck abt relationships ykwim?

when she first met you, she's a bit suspicious of you, especially if you're someone who's young, but your mind is well beyond your age.

It took a while, but she got used to you around with aqua and genuinely loves you

“you two aren't getting a kid, right?” just a few reassurances that YOU BOTH AREN'T GOING THE SAME ROUTE AS WHAT SHE DID.. “mama! don't ask questions out of the blue like that!” ruby come rescue us both PLS

“mama.. cut it out please,” insert a little bit of a flushed red aqua PLSS

⌗10: honestly, taking back the topic where you change aqua actually would work, because this man is wanting revenge and is willing to kill his father.

you can't be the one who helps him, that will end up ugly if he does succeed, because let's not forget how aqua can get arrested despite being a minor, yet he's 17 (currently in manga) and he might turn 18 soon enough

so you have to BE THE SAVIOR who changes aqua to be a better person and set aside this revenge

honestly. it's not worth it, I KNOW this is about ai hoshino getting her justice, but would she wanna see her kids in danger like this??

DON'T go off like "aqua this isn't like you 🥺🥺" NO LMAO. you knew aqua when he was 16, that's a super high possibility on who you met him, and the person he is now is just the same aquamarine hoshino you him at sixteen

just imo, you need to convince aqua that his revenge path won't do anything better for anyone's lives, because correctly he's ruining everything — the man probably doesn't care but you gotta make him care and move on for the better like how ai would want for him and ruby

ENOUGH WITH THE DARK SHIT LMFAO PLS AHAHAHAHAH

⌗11: if you're smaller than aqua, then he'll probably use you as a head rest

lay his head on your shoulder

rest his head on your lap

place his head ontop of yours

⌗12: SURPRISE BACK HUGS >>>>>

⌗13: whenever aqua is jealous, he always keeps it a secret from you so that you won't tease him about it

think of a scenario where you're talking to some guy on the street, a fan or an old friend;

aqua would slowly wrap his arm around your waist and pull you towards him WHILE giving the guy a very overprotective look

⌗14: he can't help it but aqua always compliments you in his mind, like how cute or gorgeous you are

⌗15: i like to think you both started getting together after his so-called revenge plan for his father

⌗16: aqua's careful around you, by that I mean when it comes to sex. he doesn't wanna end up being a replica of his father.

by that I mean, he'd ask for consent first for sex ( aqua's not entirely that kind of person who doesn't ask for consent )

and also would not have sex during his teenage years, as he prefers to have it at adult years ykyk

⌗17: you're a pain in the ass for him, gotta say that BAHAHAHHAHAH

⌗18: since in aqua's past life, he was a doctor ( bro's a DOCTOR. ) that took medical education, it's a high chance that he still remembers a few things

probably trauma from learning all that pain of a education lmao

⌗18: so whenever you get hurt, aqua's always the one who bandages you :))

⌗19: since aqua dislikes bell peppers, you probably shove those in aqua's mouth for shits and giggles AHAHAHA

⌗20: he acts like 'himself' (or the past him) when you're around, and you're the only person who could do that

“i noticed that he's like how he used to be when he's around y/n..” ruby spoke to herself, watching aqua and y/n from afar as a small smile appeared on her face. “I'm happy for them both.”

#oshi no ko #aquamarine hoshino #aqua x reader #ruby hoshino #ai hoshino #butterfly ; missions

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meorb · 7 months

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ooo you wanna write about johnny cage sooooo badly please please please THERE SO LITTLE STUFF ON THIS FORSAKEN PLACE FOR THIS MAN I WILL TAKE ANYTHING PUT THIS MAN THROUGH HELL IF YOU WANT 😭

BAHAHAHAH DUDE I GET IT, THE DESPERATION IS REAL

Have some headcannons 😸 (smut+sfw ones hehe) i hope you like 🫶

• He spoils people. Not everyone he meets, but if you're a decent friend expect something new everytime you see him. If you're dating him, expect lots of gifts for the stupidest shit ever.

"Johnny...what is this?" There's an entire new outfit laying for you on your bed, and he's just grinning and peppering kisses to your neck as he hugs you from behind.

"Happy Thursday." He giggles, watching you with puppy eyes to see if you like what he got for you. You like it, obviously, you love it, but why?? It's just a Thursday??

• under the ear kisses all of the time

• cooks almost everyday, either wakes you up with breakfast or you come home from work just as dinner's being finished. (LOVE ME A MAN WHO COOKS)

• won't full on cry but will totally shed a tear when he cums inside

• actually making love (taking it slow and being gentle and kissing each other the entire time) > having shitty, quick sex

• PLEASE cut this man's nails. They're always super long and he always complains when they break or when he accidentally scratches you too hard.

• runs into things all of the time. Going around a corner? Hitting his head against the wall. Going through a doorway? Hitting half his body against it.

• movie night is almost every night. And honestly, it's never one of his movies unless you ask for it to be.

• secret romcom lover + Adam Sandler fan

• hates the beach. Likes being in the water but hates getting sand in his asscrack

• drools in his sleep

• screams if there's a spider. Specifically if it's small. Those little fuckers are fast and he never stopped believing they lay eggs in your ears.

• strained grunts + shaky breaths

• oral fixation to the max. Won't shut up about something when you have a headache or are stressed? Undo your zipper and he's immediately sucking on something. Hell, just stick two fingers out and he gets the hint.

• not the highest stamina in the world, can last about 3 rounds but always cums before you do.

• meat lovers pizza enjoyer

• type of guy to say "wow!" When you get naked.

• will almost never let you shower without him. Will even wait until you're halfway through so he can sneak in behind you and wrap his arms around your body.

#JOHNNY CAGE.#KISSES HIM VIOLENTLY ON THE MOUTH #mk1 smut #mk1 #johnny cage #johnny cage mk1 #johnny cage x reader #gn reader #mk1 x reader #mk1 x gn reader #meorb #johnny cage smut #johnny cage x gn reader

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aka-indulgence · 7 months

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Sans wearing a skeleton costume

”NO…”

Papyrus’ dismayed sigh only makes you giggle more.

“what’s the matter paps?”

“… NO.”

“you look like you’ve got a bone to pick.”

“NO!” Papyrus cries, “THIS IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE COSTUME!”

“why not?” Sans spreads his arms, giving his audience a spin. “isn’t what you want from me effort? i put it in, didn’t i?”

“YES IT’S- YOU DID PUT IN EFFORT SANS, I’M. I’M PROUD OF YOU,” Papyrus tries, though he can’t keep the exasperation out of his voice. “BUT I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU COULD’VE GONE AS SOMETHING OTHER THAN… OH, I DON’T KNOW… A SKELETON!!!”

You burst.

“Bahahahah!”

Tears are forming in the corners of your eyes, and the skeletons look to you simultaneously. One with a look of horror and dismay, the other with glee and pride.

“they like it.”

“PLEASE DON’T TELL ME THAT YOU THINK THIS IS A SERVICEABLE COSTUME, HUMAN!”

You look at Sans. He was wearing a skeleton onesie, one that looked ridiculous as the ribs on it barely match Sans’ thicker and less humanly-proportionate ribs. There’s two smacks of black over his face that was supposed to be sockets, if he didn’t have them already- instead it just makes his existing ones look slightly bigger. He’s even painted his face dark just to make it look more like a human skull, only barely. There’s white paint over his teeth to represent his… teeth.

You could give Papyrus a bone (heh) and try to playfully chastise your boyfriend but… no, this is too golden to deny.

“I think… pfft… I think it’s Sansational!”

Papyrus’ face crumbles while Sans’ smile turns as bright as the sun.

“NYOOOO!!!”

“i fucking love you,”

#papyrus is extra sad #because sans also went as a skeleton last year #… he didnt wear a costume #hey at least he’s wearing one now right?#aka writing #prompts #halloween prompts

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kitty-lemon · 9 months

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Since some of y'all do not know how to celebrate our achievements in space exploration:

Facts:

1) India became the 5th ever country to reach the moon surface back in 2008 with Chandrayaan-1.

2) India is the 1st ever country to soft-land the south pole of the moon and 4th country to soft-land on moon.

3) India has never physically placed a flag on moon- Only USA and China have physical flags on moon. 'Having a flag on moon' is said as a way to signify a country's presence on the moon through a mission.

Now from all the reactions I have seen, I can categorise them as follows:

1) Space enthusiasts: (Indians and non Indians) Wow! We have a rover in the south pole of moon now! For the first time ever! So proud.

2) Jingoists: YAYyyyy....India is has joined the group of the big bad countries with expensive space missions. Now we are in the same category as those countries who are known for their imperialism and power in world politics bahahahah. WE ARE ONE OF THEM (Modi hai mumkin hai)

3) H!ndu nat!onalists: "SomE coUnTrIeS hAvE FlAgs oN mOoN, oTHerS hAvE MooNs iN fLAgS". (Modi hai toh mumkin hai)

(2) and (3) are actively disrespecting the scientists, engineers and the whole team which made this possible, Out of their love for science and exploration and hard work to make this dream, People have had for decades, come true. They did not do this for small minded nationalism and religious politics.

Moving slightly away from the topic, Y'all were cheering for our Olympic wrestlers when they came home with medals and were very 'proud' of them. Same type of nationalistic things were said. But then y'all abandoned them, Even called them traitors, when they protested against a powerful BJP politician who was sexually harassing minors and women for several years. They asked for support and were met with ridicule. Till this date that person is roaming around free with only a non existent chance of holding him accountable.

So if you're proud of ISRO because y'all got to be jingoists and religious supremacists for a day then you may as well shut up and go back to school. This wasn't for YOU.

#lemon's not a meme thread #chandrayaan3 #isro #india #indian politics

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hitomisuzuya · 1 year

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Few hours ago I thought of messy makeout with Scaramouche where he's pushing you against the wall and just whispering things like he's gonna mess you up and how you're soooo needy and then he just throws you over his shoulder to go to the bedroom BAHAHAHAH

Anyways,,,

Scaramouche mandhandling the reader? Being a lil mean, but has a smirk on his face because the way you're looking up at him with a smile makes him think he's lucky to have such a good dear like you? Ahhhhhhh

- 🍵

Scaramouche x fem! reader. Deep kissing. Scara being Scara and not shutting up about how horny he is getting. Not really smut but we all know where this was gonna go.

a/n: I love the song Mr. Brightside by The Killers.😌 I hope you enjoy❤️ Some credit for the first two sentences goes to them.

It was only supposed to start out as a goodbye kiss. How did it end up like this? You weren't lamenting through. Your arms were wrapped around Scaramouche's neck, your lips locked with his, your tongue eagerly exploring his mouth. "Scara, you should really get going," you said, pulling away because you needed air.

"It can wait," he replied, roughly curling his fingers underneath your chin to make you look at him. Even though he was smirking because you were getting needy, he was also glaring a little, like he was genuinely offended that you needed to breathe. How dare you stop kissing him for something he didn't need.

You hadn't even heard him tell you the things he was going to do to you for winding him up like this. He was going to make sure you blushed. "Do you see what you are doing to me?" His lips were on yours again.

His hand smacked light against the wall, pining one of your hands against it with his as he hooked your leg over his hip, pushing you against the wall. "I'm going to ruin you." You blushed, intertwining your fingers with his. He smirked wider. "By the time I'm through with you, you'll be too fucked out to walk straight."

You mewled, excited against his lips. His tongue was warm and dominant as it curled around yours. "Shut up," he growled.

"Completely? If you insist," you jested, flashing him a smirk of your own.

Scaramouche bit your lower lip. "You are getting tied up for that," grinding his erection between your legs a few times, he picked you up and threw you over his shoulder.

"Promise?" This earned you a rough smack on your ass. He really was lucky to have found someone like you. He'd always needed someone like you more than you could ever know.

#genshin impact #genshin smut #scaramouche #scaramouche smut #genshin imagines #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x you #scaramouche x y/n #fem! reader

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erabu-san · 8 months

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i think one of the funniest things about Tighnari being aroace is that everyone around him in falling in love and dating people etc etc while he's just kinda there😭

him hanging out with Freminet and Collei and Nilou and Cyno just fifth wheeling is so funny to me😭

BAHAHAHAH YESSSSS !!

Cyno also asking love advice to Tighnari

"Bro wtf i am aro, i don't even get the concept of romantic stuff"

Anyway tighnari just standing there, sipping tea while everyone is lovey-dovey and he is living his best life

#Aroace friends are always the best to give you love advice. 🤨#reply #THANK YOU FOR TALKING TIGHNARI AROACE WITH ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#not but not only cyno and collei #but also kaveh #bro listening everyone love-life

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heeseung-min · 8 months

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i love your works, tysm for putting so much enough into them <3 ! just asking, but could you write about enha's newest ost, criminal love? again, dont feel pressured to write about this, stay hydrated and have a good day!

hiii sorry for replying this so late but i hope u can enjoy this

[16:15]

Oh, you say "Good night, meet me next life" But where are you now?

Day by day continue with week by week and month by month and now years by years but he still couldn't find you. It's his seventh life now but he still didn't get to meet you after the first life. He is frustrated and it only made him become more greedy of you.

Sunoo was enjoying his day at the park near the river. It was at evening and the temperature is perfect to go out. He was looking at the beautiful scenery in front him when suddenly someone bumped into him.

He was about to curse until he saw your face. He went speechless for seconds while you were panicking for bumping to him at the first place. You were busy apologizing and him was busy staring at you cause he still couldn't believe he finally get to meet you.

"I'm really sorry. It's my fault for looking at my phone while I'm walking."

"Uhh ah yeah it's okay. It happens sometimes so that's okay."

"Alright then, I'll go first. Have a nice day."

He felt weird at the interaction. Why did you spoke so formal with him? Do your memory about your past life got erased? He tried to look for you again but he lost you. He sighed and said to himself that he will find you again.

Sunoo felt dejected after he failed to see you after the other day. He thought since you both met at the park, you probably live nearby and he can look for you but he failed to do so. He was walking in the night around his neighbourhood until he stopped outside of one of the convenience store when he saw you. He smiled at the sight of you preparing your ramen but frowned when there was another man beside you. The interaction between you and the man seems so intimate to be friends. Sunoo clenched his jaw when the man kissed you on the lips. He spent so many years waiting for you but the man easily get to touch and kiss you? Well, it will not happen again.

Criminal love, love Hours like minutes 깨어난 madness (yeah) Ain't no way to stop (ain't no way to stop) Criminal love (criminal love) God, this night taste just like, ooh

"Fuck you for taking y/n from me."

"Fuck you for touching my precious."

"Fuck you for kissing her and hug her with your crusty ass."

"You should not take what is not yours."

Sunoo landed the last kick on the man's face before the man finally died. He was still not satisfied after what he had done to him. He was still furious even though your boyfriend already dead.

"God, I hope you will not reborn again cause if I see you again I will end you before you get to feel anything."

That was the last words he said towards the man before he pushed him off to the hole that he dug to put the man. After done doing it, he cleaned himself and dressed comfortably to go to see you. Now, he will take you and make sure there will be no one else can take you from him.

He spent those seven life not to see you with someone else.

And that's not going to happen anymore.

Got me like 만일 우리 다시 만나게되면 나를 끌어 안아줘 Got my hands cuffed (got my hands cuffed) Criminal love (criminal love) God, this night taste just like, ooh

BAHAHAHAH what do u guys feel after reading this? I'm kinda suck doing these types of drabbles especially when it includes lyrics cus sometimes its hard for me to relate it with the story,,,to the one who requested this im sorry if i disappoint u Taglist: @stacey-stonem @duolingofanaccount @huggyuvita @obsessed1with1straykids

#yandere enhypen #yandere kpop #kpop yandere #enha x reader #lee heeseung #park jongseong #park sunghoon #jake sim #yang jungwon #kim sunoo #nishimura riki #yandere sunoo #yandere drabble #enhypen scenarios #enhypen sunoo

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evansbby · 2 months

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i’m not sure if you have done an ask on this before so apologies if you have. but how do you think poyt steve would react if he was really sick and omega had to take care of him, like bringing him medicine and food in bed and checking his temperature. would he be kinda daddy about it and thank her for everything? or be a really insecure alpha and tell her he doesn’t want her doing any of that because he’s supposed to he the one taking care of her🤔🤔🤔 thanku bby!💗💗💗

Steve would secretly LOVE being taken care of! He’d be how men typically are when they have the slightest cold and they act like they’re dying 😂

He’d pretend to be all like “hmph, I don’t need anyone to take care of me 😤” for like five seconds before giving in. He likes how his omega takes care of him, how natural she is at it. She makes him chicken noodle soup from scratch 🥹 and massages his back and head and gives him medicine and cuddles and Steve is literally enjoying life sooo much that he’d pretend he’s still sick after a few days when he’s better, bc he loves all the attention he’s getting from her and loves this extra-nurturing side of her 🥺🥺🥺

Like “babe I’m too weak to eat the soup, you’re gonna have to do it for me” and then she feeds him the soup while sitting in his lap and he’s inwardly like 😏😏😏. He also says that sex would make his fever go away and of course she has to comply 😂😂

Although Steve would die if his friends saw him acting like this while sick bahahahah

#chxrryhansen #poyt ask

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borathae · 8 days

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hello author do you have any breeding/lactation knk fics??? and tit kinks??? your writing is so good!!!!!!!!!

Aah thank youu hehe I'm happy to hear that 💜 to answer your question, you exactly managed to get two kinks on my hard limits list BAHAHAHAH 😭 I don’t write about lactation kink as well as breeding kink as both correlate with pregnancy and that is just NO to me. ❌ MASSIVE HUGE NO ❌

I do have a few reverse breeding kink stories though 'cause I like pretending that I can nut in a man <3

wanna see myself inside you [pegging with dirty talk about breeding, JK]

Creampies & Fishnets [breeding Kook with a squirting strap]

Flying High [fucking to get pregnant, the only one on my blog, TH]

Drive You Fucking Crazy [magical cock breeding, TH]

As for tit fics, most are more focused on nipples, but I have a few

Big Tits & Chains [nipple orgasms for sub!Kook]

Anxious [NON SEXUAL nipple sucking]

Surprise in Paradise [love making with nipple sucking, JK]

Cocoa [foodplay with Kook and his sensitive nips]

Let's Make a Bet [3some with TH + JK, sexual torture for masochist!Kook]

Babyboy [babyboy Yoongi sucks your nipples]

#anon #asks #fics list #thirsty thursday

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darl1ngd3ar3st · 9 months

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Hey there! Can you do some Cole and Seth crushing headcanons pls? (If you don't want that's okay :])

I don't have the seth bundle so unfortunately I don't know a thing abt him and I don't wanna write your pookie wrong cuz I know how infuriating that can be but I'd be happy to write abt cole!! (I'm mentally ill)

falling for you hcs w some of my fav boyz (cole, reece, and cashew)

cole

he falls fast and he falls HARD. scraped his knee and everything.

he will do anything for you

like literally anything

your shoes untied? he ties em for you. oh you need a ride to work? say no more. you're hungry? let bro cook.

also he is mentally ill. I think he has bpd but I could be wrong

you are easily his favorite person. he is obsessed with you. he gets jealous and upset when you're not around him for too long because he worries you'll forget about him and the other person will steal you away.

he wants to devote his life to you and you only. nothing else matters. no one else matters (lol yandere sim reference)

anyways he's constantly trying to do things for you

helping you run errands, making sure you're eating and drinking enough water, getting you trinkets and doohickies he thinks you'll like, just overall being your number one supporter and your biggest fan

it's implied he has an actual shrine of the player in his closet somewhere in the game so. if you wanna interpret that as him being so fr go ahead

all in all, you are his everything and there's nothing he wouldn't do to make you happy and to hopefully get you to feel the same.

reece

mrrp meow mrrrp mrrp mrow

I love autism representation that doesn't involve harmful stereotypes

anyways. reece is a hopelessly romantic lovebug I think

he doesn't know how to flirt like at all so he just. meows at you and hopes you meow back

and he gets really excited when you do

he doesn't mean to, but he often shows affection by infodumping about his hyperfixations and special interests and then gets really embarrassed and apologizes a bunch later

please reassure his silly ass

also he forgets to drink water and do basic things for himself so if you remind him he's gonna fall head over heels all over again

also if you're neurodivergent he really loves hearing you talk abt your hyperfixations and special interests!!!!!! he loves it a lot!!!!!!!!

he tries to remember all of the little things but he forgets some stuff

but like if you mention that you think you wanna go to italy on a whim one (1, singular) time he's like "okay so we're going to italy" like a day later

also takes you to the renaissance era cuz it's pretty

and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he confessed to you on the titanic

he unintentionally starts picking up stuff you say or do like if you have a stim where you say "yipee!!" like the autism creature he starts doing that

or like if you walk a certain way he starts walking like that without meaning to

long story short his main flirting tactic is being autistic and meowing at you

cashew

HES CANONICALLY DEMISEXUAL/DEMIROMANTIC ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

anyways so you're friends. you are friends

and one day you're in the library helping him pick out a book and your hand brushes against his while you're walking back to the car

except he brushes it off in his head cuz i mean come on. you're best friends.

and then like a day later he finds out the book you guys picked was an erotica or whatever it's called so he gets an absolutely jumpscare when the guy in the story pulls his dick out

like this was his exact reaction

BAHAHAHAH ANYWAYS

anyways in his head he's imagining one of the characters is you. like without even realizing it he's just like "oh yeah they've got h/c hair and e/c eyes and oh wait"

and when he realizes he's thinking of you he starts to panic like "WHAT THE FUCK IM IN LOVE WITH THEM. ok" and he comes to terms with it in like 15 minutes

but he starts doing a bunch more favors for you like carrying your stuff for you and offering you his coat

he is not subtle at all

like its so painfully obvious by the way he looks at you that he's head over heels

he doesn't know how to flirt honestly

it doesn't take long for him to just tell you how he feels

sorry this was so short lmfaoo thank you for the request!!!!! <33

#;;☆ archie headcanonz #blush blush game #blush blush #blush blush dlc #cole blush blush #cashew blush blush #reece blush blush #idle games #gn reader #male reader #female reader #x reader headcanons #gender neutral reader

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malarkgirlypop · 6 months

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MEDIC! Part 12 (Donald Malarkey x Fem!OC)

Hello everybody. Guess what I have another sad chapter.

What?! No way?!

Yeah sorry!

So I tried to brighten it up at the end cause we are falling into a deep dark pit of depression. Like where did the sun go? I had so much fun writing the Liebgott story and then had to come back to my very depressing OC, bahahahah. I feel so bad these chapters have been brutal. And I’m really sorry to say it’s gonna keep being brutal for like a while more. I have written some sad shit. GUYS LIKE I HAVE A PROBLEM WHO HURT ME?

This is based on the HBO show and the actors who portray the characters no hate to anyone involved.

(This is just for fun, but this clip is Skip and Alex, iykyk)

“You see what I got?” Hoob asked me while I dig out my foxhole. I wipe my brow looking at him perched at the edge. He grins at me, looking pleased with himself.

“No. What did you get?” I ask stabbing my shovel into the hard ground and throwing the dirt out of the pit. Hoob pulls out a gun, turning it over in his hands.

“A gun?” I ask. He chuckles, shaking his head.

“No Em! Not just any gun, it’s a Luger pistol.” Hoob raises his eyebrows.

“How did you get a Luger? Isn’t that a German gun?” He seems happy with my response, getting himself comfortable. He tells me the story of how he came to be in possession of the pistol. Apparently he and some of the boys ran into a German on horseback, and in the man’s escape, Hoob had shot him off the horse.

“Well that’s certainly impressive Hoob, that must’ve been a good shot.” He cheeses at me, nodding his head enthusiastically, happy with my compliment. I laugh, thinking about how his love language is probably words of affirmation, he is so pleased to be praised.

“You think so?” He inquires, wanting more approval. I turn my attention to him, I place my hand on his shoulder looking him in the eyes.

“The best Hoob!” I grin at the man, his face blushes from my compliment. I giggle at the man, as he gets up from his position, telling me he is going to show the others.

I continue to dig out my hole, happy for the workout as it warms my body. Every now and then laughing as Hoob's cute smile flashes in my mind when I told him he was the best shot.

A gunshot sounds, I crouch down instinctively. Scanning my surroundings, my mind in overdrive already, did that hit someone? Where did it come from? I wait for someone to yell for a medic. I crouch down further, into my nearly finished hole. I open my bag checking I have everything I need. My hand brushes against the soft material of the dress Renee gave me. I stroke the fabric in between my fingers, when will I ever get to wear this?

“MEDIC!” I sit up looking out of the hole, “MEDIC!” I am on my feet rushing over to the voice.

Men crowd around a body, covering him in jackets. My body stutters, as I am about to move forward to help, one of the men leans back just enough for me to glimpse the face of the man lying on the floor. Hoob. I freeze, like a deer in headlights. I can’t take my eyes off of his face.

“LANE! FOCUS!” Lip yells at me pulling me from my daze. I kneel down beside him, looking at Hoob’s leg, blood spurts from the wound, fuck it’s the artery, I have to move fast. I grab a dressing from my bag tying it above the wound, I tie it as tightly as possible. Hoob groans in pain, squirming under my touch.

“Hoob stay still, you gotta hold still for me, ok.” I try to reassure the man. I look around. “I need a stick.” I tell Lip who nods, turning around to find me something. The men around Hoob continue to talk to him, how long did it take me to get to him? How long has he been bleeding? Lip hands me a stick. I place it over the bandage, tying it with the spare material. I twist it around, tightening it. I continue to turn the stick, but blood still pours from the wound. No no, please!

“Lane! Lane!” Buck shouts. Lip’s hand comes over mine, I get ready to yell at him for stopping me, but it’s when I notice the stillness. No groans of pain, no words of support. Just the men looking at me, sadness in their eyes. I look at Hoob, his eyes closed, face grey, lying still. I look down at my hands covered in his blood. I sit back, wiping my hands on the snow. I was too late, not fast enough, not good enough. I stand and turn on my heel, walking back to my foxhole. Wiping the stray tears from my face. I hate this place, how things change so quickly. Just an hour ago he was sitting and talking to me, smiling, happy. Now he lies on the cold ground as the warmth leaves his body, as his friends mourn him. He won’t make it home to tell his family his stories, for them to tell him he is, was, a great shot. Wasn’t fast enough, not good enough! I didn’t notice I was crying until my tears blurred my vision and landed on my still bloody hands.

“Emily.” Malarkey jumped into my hole.

“Huh?” I said looking up at him with my tear stained face. His brows furrowed.

“Oh Em.” Fell from his lips, and that’s all it took to set me off again. He pulled me into his chest, letting me cry.

“It was my fault, I wasn’t fast enough. I couldn’t stop the bleeding.” I whimper.

“It is not your fault Emily.” He said sternly. Pulling me back to look in my face. “You hear me!” I nodded sniffing. The voice in the back of my mind however doesn’t believe him, a part of me still holds onto the fact it was my fault. What could I have done differently? Not good enough.

“Come on Skip and Penky are waiting for us, I said I was coming to fetch you.” I wiped my face, hoping my eyes didn’t look too red and swollen.

I sit next to Skip in the hole, as Bill crouches down speaking to us. I push the thought of Hoob doing the same thing that very morning to the back of my mind, while Bill speaks. I don’t listen, I just stare at Bill. Watching his mouth move, the subtle pulse in his neck, his flushed cheeks, and breath in the freezing air. Alive. I think they’re all bitching about Dike, which doesn’t surprise me. The worst CO so far, I would say, I mean I think he is the worst he is hardly around to demonstrate it. Bill is worked up. I know we have to go into that small town we now border. Where the Germans hold the upper hand. Bill is afraid to go into that town with Dike leading, rightly so, I would also be shit scared of being led to my death. It’s a suicide mission with Dike, but we can’t change him, not without cause. Plus it’s Winters’ say not ours. The heavy feeling in my body still lingers, it pulls me away from reality, like it can’t handle it. My brain drags me to where it feels safe. Not here, not sitting in a foxhole, freezing my ass off, with the impending doom of death around every corner. I look around at the men I sit with. I take in every feature, saving it to memory. I do this a lot, I find myself doing it more often now. Like a coping mechanism. I think it’s because of my mother, I wish I had studied every feature of her face to refined detail. So that I could see her all the time when I needed to. But I didn’t, and now she fades. So, I will store every piece of these men to memory. I take note of how they laugh, the way their eyes crinkle when they smile, how they speak and joke.

Skip nudges me, tilting his head, his eyes asking me if I’m alright. I nod and smile. Making myself present in their conversation again.

“I know, Bill, all right? It’s me you’re talking to.” Don assures Bill he understands him.

“Jesus Christ! We’ve gotta do all this with a CO who’s got his head so far up his fucking ass, that lump in his throat is his goddamn nose.” Penkala and I chuckle at Bill’s crude statement.

“I like that one, think I’m gonna use it. Mind if I steal it from you?” I joke, making Penkala laugh again.

“Emmy, I know it’s a good one, I came up with it!” He grins at me, I laugh, shaking my head.

“I don’t know about that!” I say mocking suspicion.

Lip arrives, giving a pep talk to the men, trying to make Dike seem better than he is. I understand where Lip is coming from though. It throws everyone into a panic when they start thinking about how bad Dike is, which then affects the whole platoon. Nothing works when everyone is running around like headless chickens. I admire Lip, being able to keep everyone together and with morale, when Dike is god knows where. If it wasn’t for Lip, I’m not sure Easy company would be as good as it is today. Everyone trusts and respects him, I don’t even think he realises it, the impact he has on everyone. It’s hard to keep in high spirits and then bring that energy to everyone else as well. But Lip manages to do it ten-fold.

After Lip and Bill leave we sit and talk, the conversation fading out after a bit.

“Huddle in guys. You want to play a game?” I asked, as we moved closer together, a few eh’s went around the circle. “What do you mean eh?”

“Well it’s just the last time we played one of your games, it was I spy and Alex here had tree as his answer about ten times in a row.” Malarkey recounts the last time I suggested playing a game. I mean I spy wasn’t the best to play, since there was really nothing much to see in the woods.

“Hey, what else is there to see other than trees!” Alex complains, he was salty because everytime he started to say, “I spy with my little eye”, everyone would automatically guess tree before he could finish his sentence and then that would be his turn over.

“And then it ended in poor taste when someone spied a dead body!” Malarkey gives a pointed look to Skip.

“Hey it’s what I spied, that was the game!” Skip protested.

I laugh thinking about how we were all stumped, “D, what starts with D?” We couldn’t guess it so we had Skip tell us, he seemed very proud of himself no one could get it right. “The answer is, dead body.” Then everyone sighed and he was upset because we stopped it there.

“No this one is better I swear!” I reassure the men, who seemed apprehensive at my game ideas.

A beat passes as they think about whether or not they are going to let me explain the game to them.

“Fine! What is it?” Malarkey sighs. I grin, clapping my hands together.

“Fuck, marry, kill!” I say excitedly.

“What?!” The three say in unison, unsure if they had heard me correctly.

“Fuck, marry, kill. It’s easy you name three people for one person to decide out of the three who they would rather kill, fuck and marry.”

“I don’t get it.” Don says looking confused.

“Yeah no me either.” Skip agrees.

“Ok well I will give you an example. Ok. Alex fuck, marry, kill. Dike, Bill and Lip!” I direct the question to Alex who looks perplexed.

“What, no I’m not doing guys, that’s weird, I don’t want to fuck any of them!” Alex exclaims.

“It’s hypothetical. It’s not actually going to happen, just say who you would rather.” I assured him. Everyone sat eager to hear.

“Fine! Fine! I have my answer.” Alex finally says.

“Amazing, let’s hear it!” I prompt him.

“I would kill Dike.” Small giggle’s from all of us. We try to contain ourselves so that Alex can still be heard.

“Absolutely, go on.” I nod.

“I would… fuck Bill and marry Lip.” Alex blurts.

“YES! Yes Alex, omg couldn’t have said it better myself. I agree.” Laughter sounds from the other men.

“Ok now Alex you get to ask one of us three people to choose to fuck, marry, kill.”

“Don, fuck, marry, kill.” I’m giddy just hearing Alex say these words, I giggle.

“Bull, Perco, Cobb.” We all burst out laughing as Don groans. We lean in waiting with baited breath to hear his answer, grins on all of our faces.

“Marry Bull.” Giggling, “Kill Cobb.” Nodding. “Fuck Perco.” Roaring with laughter. “Shut up, you lot.” I wipe my eyes, I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

“Ok then Skip fuck, marry, kill. Babe, Peacock, Tab.” Skip gawks at him, as we burst out laughing again. I can’t stop the fit of giggles that burst from my lips. Alex and I lean on each other for support.

“Ok, ok.” Skip starts trying to get us to listen, I slap Alex’s knee crying laughing. “Fuck Tab.” He raises his eyebrows in a suggestive manner. I throw my head back laughing, taking down Alex with me. “Marry Babe, and kill Peacock.” We howl with laughter, Don playfully hit Skip.

“What?! We were all thinking it!” Skip manages to say through tears.

“Right, now it’s Em’s turn. Emily.” I nod to show I’m listening while trying to regain my composure. “Us three.” I gawk.

“What!” I protested, I am shoved by Alex and Skip as Don raises his eyebrows like you-better answer-cause-we-all-did.

“OK! OK! I would kill Skip.” He looks so offended crying out a “HEY!”

“I’m sorry but Faye would kill me if I did anything, so I’m best to cover my bases. I would fuck Alex and I would marry Don.” The group aww in unison, making me blush. “Oh shut up you lot!”

We continue playing until we can’t think of any more people to choose from. We were so loud we had caught the attention of the other men around us. Multiple people came to see what all the commotion was about, being very confused why we were all red in the face and breathless from laughing. It was so funny we couldn’t even begin to explain the game to the other soldiers. It was the most fun I think we have had in a while. After we finished my stomach hurt from laughing so hard, same as my face from grinning for hours. Alex had started to lose his voice from cackling. By the end of the game we were so exhausted.

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