#Annette Humpe

[bauerntanz]

Max Raabe

Max Raabe & Palast Orchester “Wer hat hier schlechte Laune”-Tour Lingen (Ems) – EmslandArena Do, 7. März 2024 – 20 Uhr Karten ab 36,50 € Verblüffend, wie die Frage “Wer hat hier schlechte Laune”, immer gute Laune macht, unabhängig von der individuellen Gemütsverfassung! Auf eben diese Weise wirkt auch die neue Tour “Wer hat hier schlechte Laune” von Max Raabe & Palast Orchester. Egal wie die…

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#Achim Hagemann #Annette Humpe #Emslandarena #Lingen (Ems) #Max Raabe & Palast Orchester #Peter Plate #Ulf Leo Somme

[musicandoldmovies]

Annette Humpe (Ideal)

#annette humpe #ideal

[fatboyschl1mm]

Hab gerade festgestellt, dass Annette Humpe bei Ideal und Ich + Ich mitgespielt hat 🤯

#german stuff #the range

[willkommen-in-germany]

Hagen in Nordrhein-Westfalen, Northwestern Germany, is located on the southern edge of the Ruhr area, 15 km from Dortmund. It is home to the FernUniversität Hagen, the only state-funded distance education university in Germany, which, with more than 67,000 students, was the largest university in Germany by 2010. Hagen was first mentioned around the year 1200. After the conquest of Burg Volmarstein in 1324, it passed to the County of Mark. In 1614 it was awarded to the Margraviate of Brandenburg. In 1701 it became part of the Kingdom of Prussia. In 1815 it became part of the new Prussian Province of Westfalen. Among others, famous German music producer and singer of the bands Ideal and Ich + Ich Annette Humpe, and German pop singer Nena were born here.

#hagen #germany #nena #annette humpe #nordrhein westfalen #deutschland #northwestern germany #famous germans #music #singers #history #universities #ruhr #rivers #ruhrgebiet #sauerland #prussia #1200s #superlatives #cityscapes #urban #dortmund

[watchingalotofmovies]

Conny Plank - The Potential of Noise

Conny Plank - The Potential of Noise    [trailer]

In the 70s and 80s, artists such as Kraftwerk, David Bowie, Brian Eno, Gianna Nannini, Ultravox and the Eurythmics queued to record in Conny Plank's studio, a farmhouse near Cologne.

Wonderful documentary. One of those hard to believe stories. Groundbreaking musicians visit a small, rural German town named Wolperath. To collaborate with Plank in a family-like environment to create new musical sounds and styles. Just look at the list of artists. And there was also Whodini, Les Rita Mitsouko, Daf, ... Made me feel nostalgic.

Plank died so young. Imagine how many more bands he could've helped in the subsequent decades with his unique producing style.

The family component makes it at times a bit of an awkward watch, because it shows Plank wasn't always the best father.

#Conny Plank The Potential of Noise #Conny Plank #Reto Caduff #Stephan Plank #Annette Humpe #Midge Ure #Gianna Nannini #Dave Stewart #Holger Czukay #Kraftwerk #Ultravox #Eurythmics #Devo #Daf #Freur #Les Rita Mitsouko #Whodini #documentary #like #recommended

[untergangsshow]

Young Jörg Buttgereit in Jetzt kommt die Flut: Liebe, Geld und Tod (1982)

#Annette Humpe #Jörg Buttgereit

[kunstmull]

Humpe - Humpe (Annette und Inga Humpe) - Belle Jar

Oddly, since watching that Conny Plank documentary, this is the song that has stayed with me and haunted me. I’m such a sucker for those floaty 80s close female vocal harmonies...

#Annette Humpe #Inga Humpe #Belle Jar

[disorder-rebel-store]

These Girls

Ein Streifzug durch die feministische Musikgeschichte

Juliane Streich (Hg.)

Über prägende Role Models von den 1950ern bis heute Vor 50 Jahren forderte Aretha Franklin »Respect«, in den Neunzigern rebellierten die Riot Grrrls und heute vermarkten Superstars wie Beyoncé eine sexy Version des Feminismus. Die Charts sind voll mit weiblichen Stimmen, doch bleiben Festivalbühnen, Musikzeitschriften und Clubnächte männerdominiert. Dabei gibt es Role Models an jeder Ecke, in jedem Jahrzehnt, in dem Frauen zu Gitarre, Mikrofon oder DJ-Software griffen. Jede hat ihre eigenen Geschichten. Es geht um Selbstermächtigung, um Wut, um Gleichberechtigung, um Drugs and Rock’n’Roll, um Sex und Sexualität – und auch mal um Menstruation. Vor allem aber um Musik. Egal, ob Stimmen im Soul, Battles im Rap, Gitarrensoli im Rock, große Hits im Pop oder Tunes im Techno. Ganze Enzyklopädien könnten mit herausragenden Musikerinnen und weiblichen Bands vollgeschrieben werden. Dieses Buch ist eher vergnügliche Lektüre als Lexikon, doch gibt es einen vielseitigen Einblick in die feministische Musikgeschichte. In über 100 lehrreichen, kurzweiligen und persönlichen Texten schreiben Journalistinnen und Journalisten, Musikerinnen und Musiker, Fans und Freunde über Bands, die sie prägten, über Künstlerinnen, die den Feminismus eine neue Facette gaben, über Lieblingsplatten, Lebenswerke und Lieder, die sie mitgrölen – vom Klassiker bis zum Außenseitertipp. Françoise Cactus, Paula Irmschler, Franz Dobler, Jacinta Nandi, Klaus Walter, Christina Mohr, Bettina Wilpert, Linus Volkmann, Ebba Durstewitz, Andreas Spechtl, Jonas Engelmann, Diviam Hoffmann, Sven Kabelitz, Elke Wittich, Myriam Brüger und viele andere schreiben über Björk, Christina Aguilera, Bikini Kill, Billie Holiday, Alice Coltrane, ESG, Georgia Anne Muldrow, Kimya Dawson, Madonna, Patti Smith, Spice Girls, Terre Thaemlitz und viele weitere Künstlerinnen. +++ Der Titel ist ebenfalls als E-Book bei allen gängigen Online-Händlern erhältlich (u.a. bei www.Thalia.de / www.ebook.de / www.Amazon.de / www.Buecher.de / Apple iBooks). +++ Mit einem Spotify-Account könnt Ihr über folgenden Link in zahlreiche Songs von im Buch vorkommenden Künstlerinnen reinhören: https://open.spotify.com/user/9ah5nzktfzli5qpvcm2up0gym/playlist/4xj9rTFk4OJrP4hZ3DdjTA +++

Inhaltsverzeichnis

Juliane Streich: Vorwort 1940/50er Jennifer Ressel: Édith Piaf Jasper Nicolaisen: Hildegard Knef Franz Dobler: LaVern Baker Sven Kabelitz: Nina Simone 1960er Eileen Reukauf: Joan Baez Klaus Walter: Aretha Franklin Anastasia Hartleib: Etta James Sven Kabelitz: Dusty Springfield Holger Adam: Delia Derbyshire Vera Kropf: Kathy Marshall und Chiyo Ishi Myriam Brüger: Shangri-Las Jan-Niklas Jäger: Lesley Gore Hannah Zipfel: Jackie Shane Elke Wittich: Marianne Faithful Frank Apunkt Schneider: Karen Carpenter Françoise Cactus: Nico Ebba Durstewitz: Laura Nyro Hans Plesch: Pauline Oliveros Tine Plesch: Janis Joplin Holger Adam: Joni Mitchell Holger Adam: Alice Coltrane Franz Dobler: Queen Esther Marrow Lutz Vössing: Karen Dalton 1970er Jonas Engelmann: Linda Perhacs Sabrina Marzell: Suzanne Ciani Stefan Glander: Yoko Ono Kuku Schrapnell: Marianne Rosenberg Wiebke Lohfeld: Limpe Fuchs Volker Barsch: Marcia Griffiths Shantala Hummler: Patti Smith Laura Schwinger: Flying Lesbians Christina Mohr: Debbie Harry Jana Sotzko: Poly Styrene Luise Vörkel: Tina Weymouth Laura Schwinger: Cosey Fanni Tutti Elke Wittich: Lydia Lunch Luise Vörkel: Kleenex/LiLiPUT Anna Seidel: Nina Hagen Franziska Reif: Siouxsie Sioux Philipp Theisohn: Wendy O. Williams Thomas Schröder: Kate Bush Viola Nordsieck: The Raincoats Kristof Maria Künssler-McIlwain: Mo-Dettes Jan Dieske: Hans-A-Plast Frank Apunkt Schneider: The Roches André Kalnassy: Eve Libertine Katharina Grabowski: The Slits Sven Kabelitz: Annie Lennox 1980er Christina Mohr: The Go-Go’s Franziska Reif: Tamara Danz Sandra und Kerstin Grether: Annette Humpe Jana Marie Sand: Girlschool Klaus Walter: Rainy Day Women Britta Tekotte: Laurie Anderson Sigrid Fahrer: Bangles Kerstin Petermann: Neneh Cherry Katharina Grabowski: ESG Frank Apunkt Schneider: Vital Disorders Jasper Nicolaisen: Björk Maurice Summen: Anne Dudley Juliane Streich: Kim Gordon Sarah Held: Cyndi Lauper Didi Neidhart: Madonna Jonas Engelmann: Phranc Anna Seidel: Françoise Cactus Julie Miess: Cristina Martinez Luise Vörkel: Kim Deal Linus Volkmann: Yeastie Girlz Klaus Walter: Dorothy Benjamin Moldenhauer: Carla Bozulich 1990er Sophie Rüesch: PJ Harvey Tobias Prüwer: Hole Christina Gehrlein: Lassie Singers Julia Lorenz: Thee Headcoatees Franziska Reif: Tori Amos Sophie Nikoleit: Bikini Kill Julian Weber: Christina Billotte Tijan Sila: Red Aunts Vina Yun: Nicolette Sarah Ulrich: Terre Thaemlitz Anastasia Hartleib: Lauryn Hill André Kalnassy: Marusha Benjamin Moldenhauer: Team Dresch Atlanta Ina Beyer: Bernadette La Hengst Christina Gehrlein: Sleater-Kinney Birte Fritsch: Skunk Anansie Jana Sotzko: Portishead Juliane Streich: Peaches Tina Manske: Róisín Murphy Aiko Kempen: Tic Tac Toe Claudia Euen: Cat Power Jan-Niklas Jäger: Sia Myriam Brüger: Hanayo Lea Matica: Brody Dalle Susann Brueckner: Kimya Dawson Jacinta Nandi: Spice Girls Lutz Vössing: Anne Rolfs Lea Espinoza Garrido: Beyoncé Didi Neidhart: Missy Elliott Lisa Rölle: Laura Jane Grace Bettina Wilpert: Tegan and Sara Tobias Prüwer: Kittie Paula Irmschler: Christina Aguilera Sophie Nikoleit: Le Tigre Andreas Spechtl: Britta Katja Röckel: Kevin Blechdom Hengameh Yaghoobifarah: Beth Ditto 2000er Safi: Karin Elisabeth Dreijer Steffen Greiner: Anohni Frédéric Valin: Gustav Steffen Greiner: Ellen Allien Gianni Düx: Joanna Newsom Yannik Gölz: Janelle Monáe Jeannine Baillieu: M.I.A. Caroline Kraft: Amanda Palmer Anastasia Hartleib: Georgia Anne Muldrow Dirk Dullmeier: Marisa Anderson Sebastian Ingenhoff: Rihanna Sarah Ulrich: Lady Bitch Ray Martha Röckel: Sookee Charlotte Theile: Taylor Swift Diviam Hoffmann: Ebony Bones Nhi Le: Nicki Minaj Didi Neidart: Lady Gaga 2010er Yannik Gölz: Grimes Patrycja Mas?owska: Austra Julia Lorenz: Die Heiterkeit Sandra Grether: FaulenzA Du Pham: Lana Del Rey Yannick Gölz: SOPHIE Kerstin Petermann: Doctorella Pablo Dominguez: Ebow Juliane Streich: Half Girl Felix Riedel: Princess Nokia Philipp Theisohn: Ashtar Sabrina Marzell: ShitKid Diviam Hoffmann: Jamila Woods Anna-Leena Lutz: Dream Wife Kristof Maria Künssler-McIlwain: Camp Cope

#punk #punkgirls #punkrock #girls #riotgrrrls #riotgirls #feminism #linke t-shirts #subculture #subkultur #books #anarchist #left #shirts #berlin punk #punk buch #music #feminist music #feminismus #riotgirl #punkgirl

[bluelionking]

Dimitri & Iris (for the ship meme)

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Till death do them part

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - considering it took nearly 6 years before either worked up the nerve to confess

How was their first kiss? - Soft and gentle, as a means to comfort

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Dimitri, blurting out an offer for her to be his king

Who is the best man/men? - Dedue, Felix, Sylvain

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Mercedes, Ingrid, Annette

Who did the most planning? - Iris

Who stressed the most? - Dimitri

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - No one since it was a Royal Wedding.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Iris

Who is the one to instigate things? - Both do

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Dimitri's got enough stamina to keep up with her, so at least till they both have their fill

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Dimitri tries to make sure she gets off a few more times than him

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Maybe five? As many as they can, Sothis willing.

How many children will they adopt? - Tbd

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Iris, since he's doing official business

Who is the stricter parent? - They both can be at times

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Dimitri

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Neither, Dedue brings meals

Who is the more loved parent? - the both are

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? N/A

Who cried the most at graduation? - n/a

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Dimitri

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Iris

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Iris

Who does the grocery shopping? - Neither

How often do they bake desserts? - When ever the castle staff does

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Dimitri prefers meat dishes

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Dimitri (with Dedue's help)

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Iris

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Dimitri

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Neither, staff does it

Who is really against chores? - N/A

Who cleans up after the pets? - Dimitri when he goes down to the stables

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Dimitri

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Iris

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - N/A

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Iris

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - N/A

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Dimitri helps the staff decorate the castle for the holidays

What are their goals for the relationship? - Just to live in peace and happiness together

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Dimitri

Who plays the most pranks? - Neither

#mail call! ~ answered #savior king ~ post am verse #a beast in the sheets ~ n*sfw #enchantedsun

[dankeseb]

17 QUESTIONS & 17 ANSWERS

tagged by:  @foksmashmydoor thank you 🥺 💖💞

tagging: @flyawayprincess, @sharlslegrerg, @babychamp-93, @christian-lundgaard, @buckyinf1, @jackhateken (if you guys want to ❤️)

NICKNAMES: Lele, but only my brother is allowed to call me that

ZODIAC SIGN: Sagittarius

HEIGHT: 172 cm 

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Hufflepuff 💛🖤

LAST THING I GOOGLED: Annette Humpe (bc I didn't believe my mum when she told me how old she is)

SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD: Friends - Marshmello & Anne-Marie

NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS: 100, and I love every single one of you for putting up with me

AMOUNT OF SLEEP: surprisingly I manage 7 to 8 hours a night

LUCKY NUMBER: 16

DREAM JOB: not sure tbh, currently trying to figure it out

WEARING: a green onesie

FAVE SONG: impossible to answer that one

FAVE INSTRUMENT: oh guitar for sure

FAVE AUTHOR: Sebastian Fitzek

FAVE ANIMALS NOISES: that choked up sound my dog makes when she's so happy that she starts hyperventilating (thats a horrible way of saying "my dog when happy")

RANDOM: I have a scar right across my left heel (10 stitches)

HAVE A RECENT PIC: don't feel comfortable sharing a picture yet, maybe some day

#tagged game

[ao3-feedshance]

Sylph

by Ebhenah

In the decade since Allura's sacrifice, Shiro'd fallen in love, gotten married, retired, had issues, sought therapy, separated, filed for divorce and moved on. Filed for divorce but never finalized it. He and Curtis got along fine. He stayed in the house, Curtis lived on base. It worked until it didn't. There was no rush to sign anything. In order to finalize the divorce, they had to sell the house. Shiro found a new house. No problem. Except, he has to be out of the old house 2 weeks before he can move into the new one.

Veronica and Keith had the same idea- He could use a bit of sun. Lance would love the company- which was how Shiro ended up in Cuba. He was looking forward to the first real vacation he'd had in years! He'd heard so much about Lance's beach house and it would be great to hang out with his old friend & catch up on everything that he'd been up to in the last few years.

The years in Cuba had been very good to Lance and the skinny kid he'd gone to space with was a full-grown, very impressive man, now. Time and distance gave him a new perspective and he started to understand just how well matched he and Lance might be. Was it too much to hope that Lance might be seeing him with fresh eyes, too?

Words: 49873, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Veronica (Voltron), Nadia | Lance's Niece (Voltron), Sylvio (Voltron), Marco (Voltron), Rachel (Voltron), OC Rosa, OC Maria - Character, oc Peter, OC Ada, OC Pilar, OC Bay, OC Benito, OC Annette, OC Bastian

Relationships: Lance/Shiro (Voltron), Marco/Elena, Keith/Ryan Kinkade, Nadia Rizavi/Veronica, past Shiro/ Curtis mentioned, Past Allura/Lance mentioned, past Adam/Shiro mentioned

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Lance, Gay Shiro, vers Lance, Vers Shiro, Demisexual Shiro (Voltron), Demisexual Keith (Voltron), Dance Teacher! Lance, Thirsty Shiro, Gay Disaster Shiro (Voltron), deliberately oblivious Lance, Divorced Shiro, topics of mental illness, Mentions of canon violence, mentions of childhood accidents, past inadvertant other-man Lance, Mutual Pining, sexy dreams, Masturbation in Shower, Slow Burn, discussions of grief and mourning, Starting Over, Friends to Lovers, Found Family, Family Feels, Dancer Lance (Voltron), retired Shiro, grown-up Lance, Keith Is A Little Shit, Beaches, aerials, Tattoo, Moving On, Dry Humping, necking, Storms, responsible alcohol use, suspicious Altean Honey, crepes are evil, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/23018635

#IFTTT #Shance #Shiro #Lance #VLD #Voltron #Ao3 #ao3feed #fic #fanfic

[ebhenah]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lance/Shiro (Voltron), Marco/Elena, Keith/Ryan Kinkade, Nadia Rizavi/Veronica, past Shiro/ Curtis mentioned, Past Allura/Lance mentioned, past Adam/Shiro mentioned Characters: Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Veronica (Voltron), Nadia | Lance's Niece (Voltron), Sylvio (Voltron), Marco (Voltron), Rachel (Voltron), OC Rosa, OC Maria - Character, oc Peter, OC Ada, OC Pilar, OC Bay, OC Benito, OC Annette, OC Bastian Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Lance, Gay Shiro, vers Lance, Vers Shiro, Demisexual Shiro (Voltron), Demisexual Keith (Voltron), Dance Teacher! Lance, Thirsty Shiro, Gay Disaster Shiro (Voltron), deliberately oblivious Lance, Divorced Shiro, topics of mental illness, Mentions of canon violence, mentions of childhood accidents, past inadvertant other-man Lance, Mutual Pining, sexy dreams, Masturbation in Shower, Slow Burn, discussions of grief and mourning, Starting Over, Friends to Lovers, Found Family, Family Feels, Dancer Lance (Voltron), retired Shiro, grown-up Lance, Keith Is A Little Shit, Beaches, aerials, Tattoo, Moving On, Dry Humping, necking, Storms, responsible alcohol use, suspicious Altean Honey, crepes are evil, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering Summary:

In the decade since Allura's sacrifice, Shiro'd fallen in love, gotten married, retired, had issues, sought therapy, separated, filed for divorce and moved on. Filed for divorce but never finalized it. He and Curtis got along fine. He stayed in the house, Curtis lived on base. It worked until it didn't. There was no rush to sign anything. In order to finalize the divorce, they had to sell the house. Shiro found a new house. No problem. Except, he has to be out of the old house 2 weeks before he can move into the new one.

Veronica and Keith had the same idea- He could use a bit of sun. Lance would love the company- which was how Shiro ended up in Cuba. He was looking forward to the first real vacation he'd had in years! He'd heard so much about Lance's beach house and it would be great to hang out with his old friend & catch up on everything that he'd been up to in the last few years.

The years in Cuba had been very good to Lance and the skinny kid he'd gone to space with was a full-grown, very impressive man, now. Time and distance gave him a new perspective and he started to understand just how well matched he and Lance might be. Was it too much to hope that Lance might be seeing him with fresh eyes, too? Written for @shancebang2020 with art by @fenixseraph and betaed by @punkinpinkglitter

#shiro #lance #shance #shancebang2020 #sylph #post-canon shance #thirsty disaster shiro #my writing #vld fanfic #mywriting

[imagekeepr]

funny and fake names

this list of fake names was compiled for humor. i do not take any responsibi;ty if these names cause you any trouble, A Aaron Thetires (Air in the tires) Aaron C. Reskew (Air & sea rescue) Abe Rudder (Hey brother) Achilles Punks (I'll kill these punks) Adam Bomb (Atom bomb) Adam Meway (Out of my way) Adam Sapple (Adam's apple) Adolf Oliver Nipples (Ate off all of her nipples) Ahmed Adoodie (I made a doodie - from The Simpsons) Al B. Zienya (I'll be seeing you) Al Beback (I'll be back) Al DePantzeu (I'll de-pants you) Al E. Gator (Alligator) Al Gore-Rhythm (Algorithm) Al Kaseltzer (Alka-Seltzer) Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass) Al Killeu (I'll kill you) Al Koholic (Alcoholic - as used in The Simpsons) Al Legance (Allegiance) Al Ligorie (Allegory) Al Luminum (Aluminum) Al Nino (El Nino) Al O'Moaney (Alimony) Alan Quay (Allen key) Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll ---- anyone) Alec Tricity (Electricity) Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later) Alf Abet (Alphabet) Ali Barster (Alabaster) Ali Bye (Alibi) Alice Tikband (Elastic band) Alice Well (All is well) Alicia Sober (At least you're sober) Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina - as seen in Austin Powers) Amanda B. Recandwithe (A man to be reckoned with) Amanda Lay (A man to lay) Amanda Huggenkiss (A man to hug and kiss - used in The Simpsons) Amanda Sol DeWork (A man does all the work) Amos Kittow (A mosquito) Amy Stake (A mistake) Ana L. Beads (Anal beads) Andy Gravity (Anti-gravity) Andy Structible (Indestructible) Andy Tover (Hand it over) Andy Waywego (And away we go) Andy Wineriss (And the winner is) Angus Macoatup (Hang us my coat up) Anita Bang (I need a bang) Anita Bath (I need a bath - from The Simpsons) Anita Man (I need a man) Anita Goodchit (I need a good Shakespeare) Ann B. Dextrous (Ambidextrous) Ann Calsox (Ankle socks) Ann Jyna (Angina) Ann Natome (Anatomy) Ann Tartica (Antarctica) Ann Teek (Antique) Ann Tenner (Antenna) Anna Daptor (An adaptor) Anna Gram (Anagram) Anna Kronism (Anachronism) Anna Larm (An alarm) Anna Linjection (Anal injection) Anna Mull (Animal) Anna Notherting (And another thing) Anna Prentice (An apprentice) Anna Rack (Anorak) Anna Rexiya (Anorexia) Anne Arkey (Anarchy) Anne Dryer (Hand dryer) Anne Kersaway (Anchors away) Anne T. Lope (Antelope) Anne Yewelevent (Annual event) Annette Head (A net head) Annette Kurtain (A net curtain) Annie Buddyhome (Anybody home) Annie Mah (Enema) Annie Versary (Anniversary) Anita Braig (I need a break) Archie Pelago (Archipelago) Ariel Hassle (A real hassle) Arnie Dadrink (I need a drink) Arthur Chance (Half the chance) Arthur Rightus (Arthritis) Artie Choke (Artichoke) Arty Fischel (Artificial) Aunt Chovy (Anchovy) Aunty Biotic (Anti-biotic) Avery Niceman (A very nice man) Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy) Ayma Moron (I'm a moron) B Barb Dwyer (Barbed wire) Barb E. Cue (Barbecue) Barbara Seville (Barber of Seville) Barbie Dahl (Barbie doll) Barnaby Wild (Born to be wild) Barry Armeford (Barrier method) Barry Cuwder (Barracuda) Barry D'Alive (Buried alive) Barry D. Hatchet (Bury the hatchet) Barry O'Reefer (Barrier reef) Barry Shmelly (Very smelly) Bart Ender (Bartender) Baxter D. Wall (Backs to the wall) Bea O'Problem (B.O. problem - used in The Simpsons) Bea Sting (Bee sting) Beau Vine (Bovine) Ben Anas (Bananas) Ben Crobbery (Bank robbery) Ben Crumpsy (Bankruptcy) Ben DeToy (Bendy toy) Ben Dinrode (Bend in road) Ben Dover (Bend over) Ben Lyon (Been lying) Ben O'Drill (Benadryl) Ben Thair (Been there) Ben Tubble (Bent double) Ben Zeen (Benzene) Bennie Factor (Benefactor) Bertha DeBluse (Birth of the blues) Bess Twishes (Best wishes) Bessy Ality (Bestiality) Betty Bangzer (Bet he bangs her) Betty Beatzer (Bet he beats her) Betty Diddint (Bet he didn't) Betty Humpter (Bet he humped her) Betty Woant (Bet he won't) Bev Ridge (Beverage) Bill Board (Billboard) Bill Dersyard (Builders yard) Bill Ding (Building) Bill Leeake (Belly Ache) Bill Lowney (Bologna) Bjorn Dajoak (Born to joke) Bjorn Free (Born free) Bo Nessround (Bonus round) Bob Frapples (Bob for apples) Bob Gerunkel (Bob's your uncle) Bowen Arrow (Bow and arrow) Boyd Schidt (Bird Shakespeare) Brandon Iyon (Branding iron) Brice Tagg (Price tag) Brighton Early (Bright and early) Briony Points (Brownie points) Brook Lynn Bridge (Brooklyn Bridge) Brooke Ennail (Broken nail) Bruce Dapples (Bruised apples) Bud Weiser (Budweiser) Burnedette Down (Burnt it down) C Cal Culator (Calculator) Cal Efornia (California) Cal Seeium (Calcium) Candice B. DePlace (Can this be the place) Candice B. Fureal (Can this be for real) Candy Liver (Can deliver) Cari Mysack (Carry my sack) Carl Arm (Car alarm) Carlotta Tendant (Car lot attendant) Carmen Geddit (Come and get it) Carmen Gough (Come and go) Carole Singer (Carol singer) Carra S. Midown (Caress me down) Carrie-Ann Crowe (Carrion crow) Carrie DeKoffin (Carry the coffin) Carrie Dowt (Carried out) Carrie Micote (Carry my coat) Carrie Oakey (Karaoke) Carrie R. Bags (Carrier bags) Carrie Smattick (Charismatic) Carson O. Gin (Carcinogen) Casey Deeya (Quesadilla) Casey Needzit (In case he needs it) Celia Fate (Seal your fate) Chad Terbocks (Chatterbox) Chas Tyes (Chastise) Chester Minit (Just a minute) Chi Spurger (Cheeseburger) Chris Anthemum (Chrysanthemum) Chris Ko (Crisco) Chris Mass (Christmas) Chris P. Bacon (Crispy bacon) Chris P. Nugget (Crispy nugget) Christopher Wave (Crest of a wave) Chuck Mysak (Chuck my sack) Cindy Post (It's in the post) Claire Asdey (Clear as day) Claire DeAir (Clear the air) Claire Voyent (Clairvoyant) Clara Nett (Clarinet) Clara Sabell (Clear as a bell) Claude N. Skretchem (Clawed and scratched them) Clint Toris (Clitoris) Cody Pendant (Codependent) Cole Dasice (Cold as ice) Cole Desack (Cul de sac) Cole Kutz (Cold cuts) Colette A. Day (Call it a day) Colin Allcars (Calling all cars) Colin Derr (Colander) Colin Nade (Colonnade) Colin Sick (Call in sick) Colleen Cardd (Calling card) Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus) Constance Noring (Constant snoring) Cory Ander (Coriander) Courtney Biggins (Caught any big ones) Craig Potz (Crackpots) Craven Moorehead (Craving more head) Crispin Even (Crisp and even) Curt N. Rodd (Curtain rod) Curt Zee (Curtsy) Curtis E. Carr (Courtesy car) Cy Burnett (Cyber net) Cy Burns (Sideburns) Cy Kosis (Psychosis) Cybil Wrights (Civil rights) D Dale E. Bread (Daily bread) Dan D. Lyon (Dandelion) Dan Druff (Dandruff) Dan Geruss (Dangerous) Dan Gleebitz (Dangly bits) Dan Gling (Dangling) Dan Sing (Dancing) Dan Zuround (Dance around) Danielle Soloud (Don't yell so loud) Darius Lesgettham (There he is, let's get him) Darrell B. Moore (There'll be more) Daryl Beaderday (That will be the day) Daryl Lect (Derelict) Dave Vower (Devour) Dawn Keebals (Donkey balls) Dean R. Seddy (Dinner's ready) Dee Capitated (Decapitated) Dee Faced (Defaced) Dee Lishous (Delicious) Dee Sember (December) Dee Struction (Destruction) Dee Zaster (Disaster) Denise R. Knockin (The knees are knocking) Denise R. Nobbly (The knees are knobbly) Dennis Elbow (Tennis elbow) Dennis Toffice (Dentist office) Denny Juan Heredatt (Did anyone hear that) Des Buratto (Desperado) Des Pratt (Desperate) Diana Cancer (Dying of cancer) Diana Phirst (Dying of thirst) Diane Toluvia (Dying to love you) Di O'Bolic (Diabolic) Dick Hertz (Dick hurts) Dick Less (Dickless) Dick Tate (Dictate) Dick Tater (Dictator) Didi Reelydoit (Did he really do it) Didier Lykit (Did you like it) Dinah Mite (Dynamite) Dinah Sore (Dinosaur) Dixie Normous (Dick's enormous - as seen in Austin Powers) o Mi Sun (Do my son) Doll R. Bill (Dollar bill) Dolores Beto-Morrow (There will always be tomorrow) Don Beshie (Don't be shy) Don Keigh (Donkey) Don Thatt (Done that) Donatello Nobodi (Don't tell anybody) Doris Shutt (Door is shut) Doug Graves (Dug graves) Douglas S. Halfempty (The glass is half empty) Drew PeaColeridge (Droopy Coleridge) Drew P. Wiener (Droopy wiener - used in The Simpsons) Duane DeVane (Drain the vein) Duncan Biskitt (Dunking biscuit) Duncan Disorderly (Drunk and disorderly) Duncan Doenuss (Dunkin Donuts) Dustin D. Furniture (Dusting the furniture) Dustin Dubris (Dust and debris) Dwayne Pipes (Drain pipes) Dylan Weed (Dealing weed) E Eamon Tillado (Amontillado) Earl E. Bird (Early bird) Earl Lee Indamorn (Early in the morn) Easton Fection (Yeast infection) Ed Banger (Head banger) Ed Ible (Edible) Ed Jewcation (Education) Ed Overeelz (Head over heels) Ed Turner (Head turner) Ed Venture (Adventure) Eda Dick (Eat a dick) Eddie Face (Edifice) Eddie Phication (Edification) Edina Cloud (Head in a cloud) Eileen Dover (I leaned over) Ella Fant (Elephant) Ella Mentry (Elementary) Ella Vader (Elevator) Elle O'Quent (Eloquent) Ellie Gent (Elegant) Ellie Kopter (Helicopter) Ellie Noise (Illinois) Ellis Dee (L.S.D.) Elmer Hand (Held my hand) Emma Chissett (How much is it) Emma Fraid (I'm afraid) Emma Grates (Emigrates) Emma Nate (Emanate) Emma Roids (Hemorrhoids) Emma Ruld (Emerald) Enid Addrink (I need a drink) Eric Shin (Erection) Eric Tyle (Erectile) Eunice Sykel (Unicycle) Eva Brick (Heave a brick) Eva Sye (Heave a sigh) Evan Elpus (Heaven help us) Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly harps) Evans Gayte (Heaven's gate) Evan Nowes (Heaven knows) Evan Sabove (Heavens above) Evan Tually (Eventually) Eve Alminds (Evil minds) Eve Apporate (Evaporate) Eve Hill (Evil) Eve Ning (Evening) Eve O'Lution (Evolution) Eve Ann Jelical (Evangelical) Evelyn Tent (Evil intent) Ewan Whatarmy (You and what army) F Faye Derway (Fade away) Faye Kinnitt (Faking it) Faye Sake (Face ache) Faye Slift (Face lift) Faye Tallity (Fatality) Felix Cited (Feel excited) Fiona Friend (Phone a friend) Fletcher Bisceps (Flex your biceps) Fleur Tashuss (Flirtatious) Flo Tinaway (Floating away) Fran Tick (Frantic) Frank Furter (Frankfurter) Freda D. Dark (Afraid of the dark) Freda Innocent (Free the innocent) Freda Livery (Free delivery) Frieda Convict (Free the convict) Frieda Gough (Free to go) Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein) G Gabe Barr (Gay bar) Gary Oakie (Karaoke) Gene E. Yuss (Genius) Gene Poole (Gene pool) Gerry Mander (Gerrymander) Ginger Vitis (Gingivitis) Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell) Gill Tedd (Jilted) Gladys Canby (Glad as can be) Gladys Eeya (Glad to see you) Gladys Friday (Glad it's Friday) Gordon Nomes (Garden gnomes) Grace Quirrell (Gray squirrel) Gunther Lunch (Gone for lunch) Gus Comzadia (Gas comes out of you) Gus Tofwynde (Gust of Wind) Guy Dinlite (Guiding light) Guy Wyre (Guy wire) H Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah) Hal Seyan (Halcyon) Hammond Eggs (Ham and eggs) Hank E. Panky (Hanky panky) Hans Ov (Hands off) Harmon Ikka (Harmonica) Harris Mint (Harassment) Harrison Fire (Hair is on fire) Harry Balzac (Hairy ball sack) Harry Beavers (Hairy beavers) Harry Butz (Hairy butts) Harry Sachs (Hairy sacks) Harry Stockressy (Aristocracy) Hayden Seek (Hide and seek) Haywood Jashootmee (Hey would you shoot me) Hedda Hare (Head of hair) Hedda Lettis (Head of lettuce) Heidi Valuables (Hide the valuables) Heidi Whey (Hideaway) Hein Noon (High noon) Helen Back (Hell and back) Helen Erth (Hell on Earth) Helen Hywater (Hell and high water) Helen Wheels (Hell on wheels) Helena Hanbaskett (Hell in a hand basket) Herb Alty (Herbal tea) Herb E. Side (Herbicide) Herbie Hind (Her behind) Herbie Voor (Herbivore) Heywood Jablome (Hey would you blow me) Heywood U. Cuddleme (Hey would you cuddle me - from The Simpsons) Hilda Clime (Hill to climb) Ho Lin Wan (Hole in one) Holden McGroin (Holding my groin) Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn) Holly Wood (Hollywood) Homer Sexual (Homosexual - heard in The Simpsons) Honor Mission (On a mission) Hu Pflung Poo (Who flung poo) Hope Lescase (Hopeless case) Horace Cope (Horoscope) Howard I. No (How would I know) Howe D. Pardner (Howdy partner) Howie Feltersnatch (How he felt her snatch) Huang Annsaw (Wrong answer) Hugh Beeotch (You bitch) Hugh Cumber (Cucumber) Hugh DeMann (You the man) Hugh Dunnit (Who done it) Hugh G. Rection (Huge erection) Hugh Jass (Huge ass - used in The Simpsons) Hugh Jaynus (Huge anus) Hugh Jorgen (Huge organ) Hugh Lovett-Upyuraz (You love it up your ass) Hugh Manatee (Humanity) Hugh Mungous (Humungous) Hugh Raye (Hooray) Hugo First (You go first) Hy Gene (Hygiene) I Ian de Dark (In the dark) Ian de Deepend (In the deep end) Ian O'Sphere (Ionosphere) I. C. Wiener (Icy wiener - used in The Simpsons and Futurama) I. C. York-Hunt (I see your Carroll) Ida Down (Eiderdown) Ida Magin (I'd imagine) Ida Whana (I don't want to) Igor Beaver (Eager beaver) Ijaz Fahted (I just farted) Ike Entell (I can tell) Ima B. Leever (I'm a believer) Ima Hogg (I'm a hog) Imelda Czechs (I mail the checks) Iona Bigyot (I own a big yacht) Iona Faskar (I own a fast car) Iona Mink (I own a mink) I. P. Freely (I pee freely - as heard in The Simpsons) Ira Fuse (I refuse) Ira Grett (I regret) Isaac UrColeridge (I suck your Coleridge) Isabel Ringing (Is a bell ringing) Isla Blige (I'll oblige) Isla Vass (I love ass) Ivan Ellavonich (I have a Hell of an itch) Ivan Itchinanus (I have an itching anus) Ivana Dayov (I want a day off) Ivana Fukalot (I wanna Frost a lot) Ivana Humpalot (I wanna hump a lot - as seen in Austin Powers) Ivana Kutchukokoff (I wanna cut your Coleridge off) Ivana Tinkle (I wanna tinkle - used in The Simpsons) Ivana Veekov (I want a week off) Izzy Backyet (Is he back yet) Izzy Cumming (Is he coming) J Jack Dupp (Jacked up) Jack Hoffman (Jack off man) Jack McCarrup (Jack my car up) Jack Mehov (Jack me off) Jack Pott (Jackpot) Jacob Sladder (Jacob's ladder) Jacques Strappe (Jockstrap - used in The Simpsons) Jan E. Torr (Janitor) Jan U. Wharry (January) Jane Linkfence (Chain link fence) Jaqueline Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde) Jawana Die (Do you wanna die) Jay Walker (Jaywalker) Jean Ann Tonique (Gin and tonic) Jean Poole (Gene pool) Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic engineering) Jed I. Knight (Jedi knight) Jeff Healitt (Did you feel it) Jen Nettles (Genitals) Jenna Rossity (Generosity) Jenna Talia (Genitalia) Jerry Atric (Geriatric) Jess Tation (Gestation) Jim Nasium (Gymnasium) Jim Pansey (Chimpanzee) Joanna Dance (Do you want to dance) Joanna Hand (Do you want a hand) Joe Czarfunee (Jokes are funny) Joe King (Joking) Joe V. All (Jovial) Joel Rebocks (Jewelry box) Jose Frayed (Who's afraid) Juan De Hattatime (One day at a time) Juan Dering (Wandering) Juan E. Namillion (One in a million) Juan Fortharoad (One for the road) Juan Manband (One man band) Juan Moment (One moment) Juan Mortyme (One more time) Juan Nightstand (One night stand) Juana Bea (Wannabe) Julie Veliteon (Did you leave the light on) Jurgen Ergeditt (You're going to get in) Justin Case (Just in case) Justin Credible (Just incredible) Justin Hale (Just inhale) Justin Nuth (Just enough) Justin Sider (Just inside her) Justin Thyme (Just in time) K Kareem O'Weet (Cream of wheat) Karl Lott (Car lot) Kash Muni (Cash money) Kate Terrin (Catering) Kathy Dralspire (Cathedral spire) Kay Oss (Chaos) Kay Serrar (Que sera) Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and coffee) Kay Neine (Canine) Keisha May Ash (Kiss my ass) Ken Ackumin (Can I come in) Ken Hartley Reed (Can hardly read) Ken Niving (Conniving) Ken Oppenner (Can opener) Kendal Lawbrer (Candelabra) Kenitra Bush (Can I eat your bush) Kenny Dewitt (Can he do it) Kenny Fakur (Can he Frost her) Kent Cook (Can't cook) Kerry Dowt (Carried out) Kerry Seen (Kerosene) Kieran D. Community (Care in the community) Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign slogan) Kimmy Head (Give me head) Kirsten Swore (Cursed and swore) Klaus Shave (Close shave) Kurt Ainring (Curtain ring) Kurt Incall (Curtain call) Kyle Mo Lester (Child molester) L Lance Lyde (Landslide) Lars Torders (Last orders) Laura Lynn Hardy (Laurel and Hardy) Laura Jass (Large ass) Laura Norder (Law and order) Laurie Park (Lorry park) Lee Cage (Leakage) Lee Gleeders (League leaders) Lee Keyrear (Leaky rear) Lee King (Leaking) Lee Nover (Lean over) Lee Poff (Leap off) Lee Pover (Leap over) Lee Vitoff (Leave it off) Lee Vitout (Leave it out) Len DeHande (Lend a hand) Lena Meet (Leaner meat) Leo Tarred (Leotard) Les Ismoor (Less is more) Lew De Behaviore (Lewd behavior) Libby Doe (Libido) Lily Livard (Lilly-livered) Linda Hand (Lend a hand) Lisa Neucar (Lease a new car) Liz Beein (Lesbian) Liz Entoome (Listen to me) Liz Onnia (Lasagna) Lois Bidder (Lowest bidder) Lois Price (Lowest price) Lois Steam (Low esteem) Lola Beedow (Low libido) Lori Driver (Lorry driver) Lorna Tennis (Lawn tennis) Lorne Mowers (Lawn mowers) Lou Briccant (Lubricant) Lou Cowt (Lookout) Lou Cyphre (Lucifer - played by Robert De Niro in Angel Heart) Lou Decruss (Ludicrous) Lou Natic (Lunatic) Lou Pole (Loophole) Lou Scannon (Loose cannon) Lou Sirr (Loser) Lou Smoralls (Loose morals) Lou Stooth (Loose tooth) Lou Tennant (Lieutenant) Louise E. Anna (Louisiana) Lowden Clear (Loud and clear) Lucy Lastic (Loose elastic) Luke Adamgo (Look at him go) Luke Admadick (Look at my dick) Luke Atmyass (Look at my ass) Luke Over (Look over) Luna Tick (Lunatic) Lwellan Dowd (You well endowed) Lydia Bin (Lid of your bin) Lyle Ike Adogg (Lie like a dog) Lynn C. Dole (Linseed oil) Lynn Guini (Linguini) Lynn Meabuck (Lend me a buck) M Mabel Syrup (Maple syrup) Madame Crotch (My damn crotch) Maddi Gascar (Madagascar) Madge Ority (Majority) Madka Owdiseez (Mad cow disease) Major Jump (Made you jump) Major Lee Gay (Majorly gay) Major Luke Twice (Made you look twice) Mal Adjusted (Maladjusted) Mal Twiskie (Malt whiskey) Mal Odruss (Malodorous) Malcolm Tent (Malcontent) Mand Lynne (Mandolin) Mandy Lifeboats (Man the lifeboats) Manuel Labor (Manual labor) Marcus Abscent (Mark us absent) Marge Innastraightline (March in a straight line) Marge Noferror (Margin of error) Marian Furlove (Marrying for love) Marian Furmunny (Marrying for money) Marian Haste (Marry in haste) Marion Money (Marrying money) Marius Quick (Marry us quick) Mark Mywords (Mark my words) Mark Smann (Marksman) Mark Z. Spot (Mark the spot) Marsha Dimes (March of Dimes) Marsha Mallow (Marshmallow) Martha Fokker (mother-Froster) Mary Christmas (Merry Christmas) Mary Gold (Marigold) Mary Ott (Marriot) Mary Thonn (Marathon) Mary Torrius (Meritorious) Mary Wana (Marijuana) Master Bating (Masturbating) Matt Ress (Mattress) Matt Schtick (Matchstick) Matt Tromeny (Matrimony) Matt Trustain (Mattress stain) Maude Yuller (Modular) Maureen Clined (More inclined) Maureen Portantly (More importantly) Maureen Tresting (More interesting) Max E. Mumm (Maximum) Max E. Pad (Maxipad) May B. Dunn (May be done) May Elman (Mailman) May I. Tutchem (May I touch them) May O'Nays (Mayonnaise) Maya Buttreeks (My butt reeks - from The Simpsons) Maya Magination (My imagination) Maya Normousbutt (My enormous butt - from The Simpsons) Megan Bacon (Making bacon or egg and bacon) Mel Lowe (Mellow) Mel N. Colly (Melancholy) Mel O'Dramer (Melodrama) Mel Practiss (Malpractice) Mel Tingpot (Melting pot) Melissa Tothis (Ma listen to this) Michael Toris (My clitoris) Michelle Lynn (Michelin) Mick Stubbles (Mixed doubles) Mick Stup (Mixed up) Mick Zupps (Mix ups) Midas Well (Might as well) Mike Hawk (My Coleridge) Mike Hunt (My Carroll) Mike Litteriss (My clitoris) Mike Ockhurts (My Coleridge hurts) Mike Ocksmall (My Coleridge's small) Mike Oxlong (My Coleridge's long) Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft) Mike Rotch (My crotch - from The Simpsons) Mike Rotchburns (My crotch burns) Mike Rowave (Microwave) Mike Rufone (Microphone) Mike Yermindup (Make your mind up) Miles A. Head (Miles ahead) Miles Prower (Miles per hour) Milly Meter (Millimeter) Milly Terry (Military) Minnie Mumwage (Minimum wage) Minnie Skurt (Miniskirt) Minnie Stree (Ministry) Miss Alanius (Miscellaneous) Miss Bea Haven (Misbehaving) Miss L. Tow (Mistletoe) Miss T. Eyes (Misty eyes) Miss Terri Novelle (Mystery novel) Miss U. Allott (Miss you a lot) Misty Meanor (Misdemeanor) Mitch Again (Michigan) Miya Buttreaks (My butt reeks) Moe DeLawn (Mow the lawn) Moe Lester (Molester) Moe Skeeto (Mosquito) Moe Telsiks (Motel 6) Moira Less (More or less) Mollie Coddle (Mollycoddle) Molly Quewll (Molecule) Mona Littlemore (Moan a little more) Mona Lott (Moan a lot) Mort Ishan (Mortician) Mort Tallity (Mortality) Mr E. Mann (Mystery man) Mubahl Zizary (My balls "is" hairy) Mustafa Look (Must have a look) Myra Maines (My remains) Mysha Long (My shlong) N Nadia Seymour (Now do you see more) Natalie Klad (Nattily clad) Neil B. Forme (Kneel before me) Neil Downe (Kneel down) Neil Efare (Nearly there) Neil Sonweels (Meals on wheels) Nesta Vipas (Nest of vipers) Neve Adda (Nevada) Nick L. Andime (Nickel and dime) Nick O'Teen (Nicotine) Nick Ovtime (Nick of time) Nick Rofilia (Necrophilia) Nida Lyte (Need a light) Noah Count (No account) Noah Vale (No avail) Noah Zark (Noah's ark) Nora Bone (Gnaw a bone) Norma Stitz (Enormous tits) O Olav Myfriendsaregay (All of my friends are gay - from The Simpsons) Oliver Bush (I love her bush) Oliver Clothesoff (All of her clothes off - from The Simpsons) Oliver DaPlaz (All over the place) Oliver Sudden (All of a sudden) Ollie Churpuzzi (I'll eat your Poe) Ollie Tabooger (I'll eat a booger - from The Simpsons) Ophelia Pane (I feel your pain) Ophelia Titsoff (I'll feel your tits off) Opie Umsbad (Opium's bad) Orla Nophin (All or nothing) Orson Cart (Horse and cart) Orson Ounds (Horse and hounds) Otto B. Kilt (Ought to be killed) Otto Matik (Automatic) Owen Monie (Owing money) P Paige Turner (Page turner) Pam Purd (Pampered) Pandora Spocks (Pandora's box) Pat Mebutt (Pat my butt) Pat Taytow (Potato) Pat Tranage (Patronage) Patty O'Furniture (Patio furniture) Paul Bearer (Pallbearer) Paul MyColeridge (Pull my Coleridge) Pearl E. Gates (Pearly gates) Penny Foram (Penny for them) Penny Less (Penniless) Penny Sillen (Penicillin) Peppy Roni (Pepperoni) Percy Cute (Persecute) Percy Veer (Persevere) Perry Dice (Paradise) Perry Docks (Paradox) Perry Scope (Periscope) Perry Shute (Parachute) Perry Winckel (Periwinkle) Pete Zahutt (Pizza Hut) Pete Zaria (Pizzeria) Peter Pantz (Peed her pants) Phil Atio (Fellatio) Phil Anders (Philanders) Phil Itafiche (Filet of fish) Phil Maglossop (Fill my glass up) Phil Maweeney (Feel my weenie) Phil McCracken (Fill my crack in) Phil MeBrest (Feel my breast) Phil Mianus (Fill my anus) Phil Officer (Philosopher) Philip Eno (Filipino) Philippa Bucket (Fill up a bucket) Phyllis Sofickle (Philosophical) Phyllis Stein (Philistine) Phyuck Yiu (Frost you) P. I. Staker (Piss-taker) Polly C. Holder (Policy holder) Poppy Cox (PoppyColeridge) Pyuck Meei (Frost me) Q Quimby Ingmeen (Quit being mean) Quinn T. Senshall (Quintessential) Quinton Chingme (Quit touching me) Quinton Plates (Contemplates) R R. Soul (Arsehole) Rachel DeScrimination (Racial discrimination) Randy Holeweigh (Ran the whole way) Ray Deator (Radiator) Ray Kupleeves (Rake up leaves) Ray Ling (Railing) Ray N. Carnation (Reincarnation) Ray Neday (Rainy day) Ray Pugh (Rape you) Ray Scarr (Racecar) Ray Sersharpe (Razor sharp) Ray Sleeder (Race leader) Ray Strack (Racetrack) Reg Oyce (Rejoice) Renee Sance (Renaissance) Rex Cars (Wrecks cars) Rhea Gretabble (Regrettable) Rhoada Hoarse (Rode a horse) Rhoda Camel (Rode a camel) Rhoda Wynner (Rode a winner) Rick Kleiner (Recliner) Rick O'Shea (Ricochet) Rick Ottersheese (Ricotta cheese) Ricky T. Bridge (Rickety bridge) Rip Tile (Reptile) Rita Book (Read a book) Rob O. Flavin (Riboflavin) Robbie Ree (Robbery) Robin Emblind (Robbing them blind) Robyn Banks (Robbing banks) Rocca Vages (Rock of ages) Roland Buter (Roll and butter) Ron A. Muck (Run amok) Ron Devue (Rendezvous) Ron Osserus (Rhinoceros) Rory Motion (Raw emotion) Rosa Teeth (Rows of teeth) Ross Terr (Roster) Ross Trum (Rostrum) Rowan Boate (Rowing boat) Ruben MyColeridge (Rubbing my Coleridge) Ruby Kohn (Rubicon) Rudi Day (Rue the day) Rudi Mentry (Rudimentary) Rudy Nuff (Rude enough) Rufus Leakin (Roof is leaking) Russ Tinayle (Rusty nail) Russell Ingleaves (Rustling leaves) Ruth Tyler (Roof Tiler) S Sabina Pleasure (It's been a pleasure) Sadie Word (Say the word) Sal Ami (Salami) Sal Livver (Saliva) Sal T. Penuz (Salty peanuts or salty penis) Sally Mander (Salamander) Sam Aritan (Samaritan) Sam Manilla (Salmonella) Sam Owser (Samosa) Sam Pull (Sample) Sam Urai (Samurai) Sam Widge (Sandwich) Samson Knight (Samsonite) Sarah Bellam (Cerebellum) Sarah Nader (Serenade her) Sarah Tonin (Serotonin) Sasha Waist (Such a waste) Scott Chansoder (Scotch and soda) Scott Chegg (Scotch egg) Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the rocks) Seaman Stains (Semen stains) Seelin Phan (Ceiling fan) See Mihn (Semen) Selma Boddy (Sell my body) Sergovia Selv (Sick of yourself) Seth La Pod (Cephalopod) Seymour Asses (See more asses - from Futurama) Seymour Buttz (See more butts - from The Simpsons) Seymour Cox (See more Coleridges) Shanda Lear (Chandelier) Sheeza Freak (She's a freak) Sheila Blidge (She'll oblige) Shelia Mazeyer (She'll amaze you) Sheila Tack (She'll attack) Sheri Cola (Cherry cola) Sherman Wadd Evver (Sure man whatever) Shirley Knott (Surely not) Shirley U. Care (Surely you care) Sid Down (Sit down) Sir Fin Waves (Surfin' waves) Sir John Sands (Surgeon's hands) Sir Kit Breaker (Circuit breaker) Sonia Shew (It's on your shoe) Stacey Rhect (Stays erect) Stan Dandeliver (Stand and deliver) Stan Deasy (Stand easy) Stan Dingproude (Standing proud) Stan Doffich (Standoffish) Stan Dupp (Stand up) Steve Adore (Stevedore) Stu Padasso (Stupid Emerson) Stu Pid (Stupid) Sue Case (Suitcase) Sue Denley (Suddenly) Sue Donim (Pseudonym) Sue E. Side (Suicide) Sue Flay (Souffle) Sue Perrman (Superman) Sue Render (Surrender) Sue Ridge (Sewage) Sum Ting Wong (Something wrong) Sum Yung Gai (Some young guy) Susan Orty-Boyden (Who's a naughty boy then) T Tamara Nethercombs (Tomorrow never comes) Tanya Hide (Tan your hide) Tara Newhall (Tear a new hole) Tate Urchips (Tater chips) Teresa Crowd (Three's a crowd) Teresa Green (Trees are green) Terry Bulsmel (Terrible smell) Terry Cotter (Terracotta) Terry Fie (Terrify) Terry Ryst (Terrorist) Terry Torrie (Territory) Tess Tickle (Testicle) Tia Dropps (Teardrops) Tim Burr (Timber) Tim Lee Intervention (Timely intervention) Tim Panny (Timpani) Tina Beense (Tin of beans) Tina See (Tennessee) Titus Addrum (Tight as a drum) Titus Balzac (Tightest ball sack) Titus Canby (Tight as can be) Titus Zell (Tight as Hell) Toby Hynde (Tow behind) Toby Paidfer (To be paid for) Tom Bowler (Tombola) Tom Martow (Tomato) Torah Hyman (Tore a hymen) Travis Tay (Travesty) Tristan Shout (Twist and shout) Trudy Lite (True delight) Tudick Synsider (Two dicks inside her) Ty Dallwave (Tidal wave) Ty Imup (Tie him up) Ty Priter (Typewriter) Ty Tannick (Titanic) Ty Tass (Tightass) Tyrone Shoes (Tie your own shoes) U Uliqa M'Diq (You lick my dick) Ullee Daway (You lead the way) Ulrika Garlick (You'll reek of garlic) Una Brau (Unibrow - from Austin Powers) Upton O'goode (Up to no good) Ura Snotball (You are a snotball - from The Simpsons) Ustrokeet Islewatch (You stroke it I'll watch) V Val Crow (Velcro) Val Haller (Valhalla) Val Lay (Valet) Vasilly Sonovabich (That silly son of a bitch) Vera Cross (Veer across) Vic Tree (Victory) Vinny Gerr (Vinegar) Viv Atious (Vivacious) Vlad Tire (Flat tire) W Walt Sing (Waltzing) Walter Mellon (Watermelon) Walter Wallcarpet (Wall to wall carpet) Wanda Dorff (Wandered off) Wanda Lottie Wray (Won the lottery) Wanda Phul (Wonderful) Wanda Rinhands (Wandering hands) Warren Peace (War and peace) Warren Tease (Warranties) Wat Apistle (Water pistol) Wayne Dear (Reindeer) Wayne Dwops (Raindrops) Wayne Kerr (Wanker) Wayne Ningmoon (Waning moon) Wendy Windblows (Where the wind blows) Wi Phukem Yung (We Frost them young) Will D. Beest (Wildebeest) Will O'Patten (Willow pattern) Will Ting (Wilting) Will U. Jackmeov (Will you jack me off) Wille Belong (Will he be long) Willie Byter (Willy biter or will he bite her) Willie Gofar (Will he go far) Willie Makeit (Will he make it) Willy O'Wowntey (Will he or won't he) Willy Tert (Will it hurt) Wilma Fingerdoo (Will my finger do) Wilma Leggrowbach (Will my leg grow back) Winnie Bago (Winnebago) Winnie DiPoo (Winnie the Pooh) Woody U. No (What do you know) X Xavier Breff (Save your breath) Xavier Money (Save your money) Xavier Onassis (Save your own asses) Xavier Zelf (Save yourself) Y Yerma Wildo (Your ma will do) Yul B. Allwright (You'll be alright) Yule B. Sorry (You'll be sorry) Z Zeke N. Yeshallfind (Seek and you shall find) Zelda Kowz (Sell the cows) Zoltan Pepper (Salt and pepper)

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Maddening Lions Update

[CAUTION! SPOILERS ALL FOR FE3H!]

I'm in the time skip! The battle to defend Garreg Mach was ROUGH. Took a couple divine pulses (and one restart; opening position is so important) to figure out how we wanted to proceed, but once we got over the hump, things went much more smoothly. In retrospect, I should have trained more than one archer. DX Hunter's Volley is a thing of beauty. But we are managing.

Because Caspar is in second string, he's a few levels behind, but with the help of his teammates, he was able to strike the final blow on his (unrecognized) uncle Randolph. I let Dimitri go for Edelgard, and while he wasn't able to KO her, he was shockingly dodgy--Edelgard had only a 34% hit chance with very low damage against him. And in the end, she was not immune to being punched in the face by my Brawleth before she tore our army to shreds and we fell off a cliff.

ALSO turns out the Commander ability protects against OHKOs which I shouldn't have been surprised by but somehow was?? I didn't mentally translate "a single hit with a lot of damage" as an "instant death effect," so Hubert was slightly more annoying than usual.

This map's Death Knight Elimination Squad was Mercedes at a Fire Orb and one lucky Ashe on the other side of a wall. By the official Death Knight Elimination rules (which I have just made up), for striking the final blow, Ashe is next in line to be Dark Bishop. XD he is behind Dimitri for this run (can you imagine Dark Bishop Dimitri??? I didn't do it because a) his reason is trash and b) the idea of giving him Lifetaker is soooooo cringe. I much prefer to have him self-heal via Renewal. It seems happier and healthier). Buuuutt I already did this to poor Ashe last time to give him Lifetaker, which he is making phenomenal use of.

Shout out to my new best friend, a green Swordsmaster ally, who solo'd the left middle chunk of the map without dying so I didn't have to. We have named her Marlene. We kept Marlene alive throughout the map (it was the least we could do). We hope the time skip is treating Marlene well.

Time Skip!

So firstly I just wanna say that Chris Hackney is fucking amazing as Dimitri's VA. I chose Blue Lions for my first playthrough and was utterly shocked at Dimitri's descent, and witnessing it again is as heartbreaking as the first time. The emotion in his voice is insane. My roommates and I all started with different houses, and while they were all having tearful, joyful reunions with their lords, we over on Team Faerghus were having a Bad Time (TM). (I kept saying, "All is not well in Waffleville," because they didn't want spoilers). And Chris Hackney's performance just fucking knocks it out of the park.

The first time I played this map, I made the mistake of believing that Dimitri and I were both frontliners. We put Dimitri in front and stood in the shadow of his cape and healed him ("WASTED EFFORT") This time, I made the mistake of believing that Dimitri was a frontliner. Poor boy got two-shot by EVERYONE (Reblog if you've ever been personally victimized by a Poison Touch archer). And with his personal ability giving him +20 Avoid at full health, you'd think he would have dodged SOMETHING. I was so maniacally laughing at our misfortune that my roommates came to give me emotional support hugs. They stayed for the whole battle. ♡ last time, we also had to beeline for Annette and Mercedes to prevent them from untimely doom. This time, we hid in a bush while Assassinette and Thyrcedes came to us. Thyrcedes came to save us all, because despite his beefy Defense and literally standing inside of a tree, Gilbert is also apparently allergic to dodging. I think it helped that Mercedes was able to class into Gremory before the time skip. And with a Levin Sword, Annette is lethal (now with Lethality!)

But no restarts! Yaaaay!

(In my hubris, I realized I have left Ashes and Dust on Dedue. RIP Faerghus. The war is lost.)

Roster Progression (as of post rat-hunting)

Key! [Unit: end goal. Pathing -> Current Class]

Byleth: Enlightened One. Path: Monk/Fighter -> Brigand -> Swordmaster -> Bishop? -> Enlightened One

Dimitri: Great Lord. Path: Monk -> Priest/Lord/Cavalier -> Paladin/Bishop -> High Lord -> Great Lord

Mercedes: Gremory. Path: Monk -> Mage/Priest -> Warlock/Bishop -> Gremory

Ingrid: Holy Knight. Path: Monk/Soldier -> Cavalier/Priest -> Paladin -> Holy Knight

Ashe: Bow Knight. Path: Fighter -> Archer/Cavalier -> Sniper/Paladin -> Bow Knight

Annette: Mortal Savant. Path: Monk -> Mage -> Assassin -> Mortal Savant

Dedue: Wyvern Lord. Path: Fighter -> Brigand -> Wyvern Rider/Warrior -> Wyvern Lord

Sylvain: Mortal Savant. Path: Mercenary/Thief -> Hero -> Swordmaster -> Mortal Savant

Felix: Warmaster. Path: Brigand/Brawler -> Grappler -> Warmaster

Flayn: Dancer. Path: Priest -> Mage -> Warlock/Priest -> Dancer

Hilda: Falcon Knight. Path: Pegasus Knight -> ??? -> Falcon Knight

Caspar: Wyvern Lord. Path: Brigand -> Warrior -> Wyvern Rider -> Wyvern Lord

#reblog if you've ever been personally victimized by a Poison Touch archer #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem #fe3h #blue lions #maddening mode #madlions #molly's madlions #fe3h timeskip #Thyrcedes #thyrsus #assassinette #Dimitri #Byleth #flayn #dedue #ashe #Ingrid #Sylvain #felix #hilda #Caspar #Annette #Mercedes #chris hackney

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