#AND THEN I LOSE THE BET

[streaminn]

GOOOOOD FOR HER!!!!! (when is it my turn?)

you and me both anon

jk no dating for me this year, i have hashbrowns on the line

#but mannnn #its fun to flirt with people #except if i flirt #people might catch feelings and SDKJAHDASKJA #and if people catch feelings i'll feel bad and now im putting effort bc they deserve it #AND THEN I LOSE THE BET

[kopawz]

mario has to be informed on who chris pratt is, and is disappointed

#mario #super mario #like mario would try and be nice like *ohhhh i bet he is just starting out! we all start out that'sa ok!* #and luigi tells him that *mario. he has just been like this for two decades along with being a terrible person* #and mario does the game over sound effect and loses a life

[elnotwoods]

can you feel it? the ferality in the air? that’s michael sheen getting ready to be fully unleashed once sag-aftra gets a deal too and he’s allowed to talk about kissing david tennant on the mouth and how aziraphale and crowley are in love

#free this man #he’s been losing it on the internet for a while now #i bet he’s vibrating as we speak #this is from the man that came with hits like ‘slinky hops’ ‘there’s parts of each other in them’ ‘i can see myself in your eyes’ #michael sheen #good omens #wga strike #sag aftra #david tennant #good omens season 2

[cyber-therian]

imagine ur a losing dog and ur like “well at least no one’s betting on me” and then Mitski shows up…

#that would be so embarrassing #mitski #otherkin #therian #alterhuman #therianthropy #canine therian #canine kin #caninekin #i bet on losing dogs

[mayomkun]

Bet on losing dogs

#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne #my art #inspo : I Bet on Losing Dogs - Mitski #saw a Charles edit with this song + “I'm not a violent dog / I don't know why I bite” #and I wanted to draw something with this song too

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’ #-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night #he has me so fucked up like oh my god #how is the best character a fucking talking flower #I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters #i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope #i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know #he has me SO fucked up #flowey #flowey the flower #asriel #asriel dreemurr #I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me #like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people #asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him #and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question #not speaking from experience ofc (im lying) #love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is* #i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair #undertale #utdr #character analysis

[borgwuazie]

well, everyone. animetwt’s Twink & DILF Showdown is over, now Pathetic Man Showdown is happening (update: ended few days after i posted this!)

The poll itself is already hilarious but the FUNNIEST thing was people were wondering where Reigen was, only to scroll down further and see this

#update: james won the main poll!! #but he’s losing against reigen lmao PLS. #i believe in you james #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #arataka reigen #mine #gonna tag my personal bets too 🫡 #james pokemon #leorio #vinsmoke sanji #kakashi hitake #these bitches arent even pathetic but i want to see them win #reigen sweep

[matchnightt]

#logan sargeant #ls2 #f1 #formula 1 #f1 web weaving #web weaving #williams racing #mitski #puberty 2 #i bet on losing dogs #he means so much to me #it’s not even funny #the inherent sadness that comes with being a professional athlete #my webweaving

[leesartstuff]

“I bet on losing dogs, I know they’re losing and I pay for my place, by the ring. “

Me when mitski

Anyways originally I was gonna do this format with pynch when I got this idea, but then I rembered this scene existed (at the end of the Raven king when the demon is unmaking Ronan and right before Gansey dies), and I was like oh. Well that’s the one then.

Anyways this song is so Gansey toward Ronan coded and I wanted everyone to feel my immense pain when listening to this song and remembering that Gansey died to save Ronan from the night wash. Plus just the fact that Gansey never gave up on him no matter how many times everyone (including Ronan himself) did.

Also ignore the messiness, I was motivated enough to make it, not enough to make it good

#ronan lynch #gansey #the raven cycle #the raven king #the raven cycle fanart #ronansey #i bet on losing dogs #ronan and Gansey

[ominouspuff]

Continuing this fix-it AU where Commander Fox springboards off the deep end into a full-on rebellion, featuring unlikely allies belatedly finding out they are allies far too late to stop being allies but then again it’s never too late not to throw a terrifyingly destructive fit about it (Maul)

Close-up’s under the cut

#fan art #artists on tumblr #star wars fanart #star wars: the clone wars #fix it au #commander fox #obi wan kenobi #padme naberrie #darth maul #Fox - this NEW ally I found is amazing he too hates the Chancellor and he’s giving me guns to use which is my favorite thing #Obi-Wan - Oh perfect I can’t wait to meet this mysterious ally #Maul - Bet #rebel!fox #Maul/the ever present urge to yeet into the void when you realize you’ve been helping your second most hated sworn enemy #feat. Padme slowly but surely losing her will to keep the pinky extended #My sole goal was to come up with context so I could draw that Maul face and it got out of hand #Repurposing GAR Armor AU

[posts-from-2520ad]

there's literally gonna be a new taylor swift album im so excited it's been like six years

(if you are one of the gatekeeping weirdos who only counts the albums taylor released during her lifetime as "real ts" this post is not for you, let people be excited, the machine was literally trained not just on her music but on her brainwaves so there is literally no discernible difference)

#i guess the lawsuit finally got resolved for the label???? which means i bet her hologram is going to start doing concerts again too #i only really got into her when i was doing my conscript (which is why I haven't posted in like two years lmao sorry) #and even then I've only really listed to the most recent fifty albums not the old stuff #anyway rip to Matthew Xiuying-Swift for losing the rights to her estate but at least we are getting more music out of it #taylor swift

[lovely-abeille]

i bet on losing dogs, mitski // ? // isle of dogs, wes anderson (2018) // i'm your man, mitski // let dead dogs lie, silas melvin

#web weaving #web weave #poetry fragments #fragments #dark acadamia quotes #parallels #comparatives #lyric parallels #song lyrics #literature #lit #mitski #i bet on losing dogs #i'm your man #isle of dogs #wes anderson

[alexkeller-doodles]

does it mean something to u

#i bet on losing dogs #i know they're losing and i pay for my place #by the ring💔💔💔 #/EXPLODES/ #go listen to losing dogs by mitski PLEASE #dailyak #alex keller #alex echo 3 1 #farah karim #cod mw19 #cod fanart #call of duty #call of duty fanart #faralex #i think about faralex 25/8.

[somegrumpynerd]

Dust's nightmare

Dust has nightmares about fighting and killing here and there, but the ones that really stick with him are the ones that are just... memories. Things he can never have again.

What he can have though, is a distraction when he wakes up to help him settle and make sure he's not alone with his thoughts for too long

#UTDR #UTMV #Dust Sans #Nightmare Sans #My Art #Truce au #Bad dreams comic #<-That's the tag I've decided on for these now #Bet you thought I forgot about drawing the rest of these >:3c #Well I did. but yesterday I remembered! #Dust was who I was going to leave for last since his is kind of different #He doesn't have an imaginary terrible scenario like Killer #He just torments himself with what he's lost #Not to keep pushing my Killer and Dust are the same but different propaganda but #Killer fears the future where he might lose his family #And Dust looks back in anguish at the family he already lost #But!!!!!! Boss is here #He has a book he picked out specifically with themes Dust likes #He is reading it aloud to get Dust hooked so he'll continue reading it himself instead of stewing in misery #And when Horror wakes up he will also help #He'll be fine I promise!! Pinky swear and everything #Speaking of Horror actually... he's next

[sibmakesart]

c tres tres specific comme idee mais il fallait que ca sorte

#its a children game where you clap each others hands in rythm #and the begining is “three little cats(x3)straw hat(x3)” so i think itd be their anthem #zoro loses immediately #nami has placed bets all night #usopp wins everytime #trois petits chat #comptine #game #op #lyon au #french au #je sais ça secrit pas comme ça mais javais pas assez de place

[invisiblemonstrosity]

I bet on losing dogs - mitski // deborah williams

#i bet on losing dogs #absolutely devastating song #in every way #mitski #lyrics #deborah Williams #art #dogs #dog #painting #lyric edit #edit #mitski lyrics #mitski lyric edit #aes #aesthetic #typography #words #h8 #lyric #puberty 2 #typo