#ALL UR KIDS ARE AMAZING

[andwhatofthelight]

shout out to everyone writing for tom’s billy the kid!!!

#you all are amazing and I’m grateful to read ur work!! #Idk what it is about Tom’s portrayal but I just feel comfort with it #Anyway big love to all of you #billy the kid x reader #tom blyth

[bluest-planet]

Saw spidiverse when it came out Thursday and it went so hard, possibly one of my favorite movies ever, I love everyone in it and I'm excited for next year (I think?) When they release the followup!

That being said. Team chaiflower. It's so cute.

#blue speaks #across the spiderverse #ig? #uh and #chaiflower #might do smth with that #this goes by saying that gwen is absolutely in love with miles just as he is with her make no mistake i love those two #but this is what fanon and fanfic is for #Pavitr is Miles' besties to maybe more 👀 in my mind like #u can so easily do the 'you saves and helped me in my time of need so il do the same ive got ur back' and theyre just both so #cute #genuinely got me being like omg the 4 kids can be poly actually heart WARMED but also theyre all amazing platonic besties #the chemistry between actors? IMMACULATE #they genuinely seem like such a neat group all 4 together that they can have any dynamic #which is so hard to pull off with 4 characters w/o it falling a lil flat or one sided #and even if they dont all share the same amount of screen time #they have SUCH an impact on the story and themes and on each other i just #chefs kiss

[p4nishers]

can we actually take a moment and remember swan upon leda? can we actually shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and think about our lord and savior swan upon leda because i'm tired of doing it alone every single day guys

#the title itself!!! THE FUCKING TITLE #swan UPON leda #god he's an actual genius THANK U HOZIER SO FUCKING MUCH #i hate how that myth is portrayed and received and objectified bc they make it out to be such a funny little chuckle story like 'hahaha led #is SO easy that she fell for a swan isn't that actually the funniest thing you've ever heard omg like women are literally so easy to please #whatever whatever blahblahblah yes that's fucking hilarious matthew thank u SO much for that absolutely fascinating commentary on a women #getting raped by a god really truly an amazing insight into ur pea fucking brain #like fuck sorry but i just absolutely despises how this myth is made out to be and i remember learning abt it in class and being literally #nauseated bc guess fucking what it's literally not hard to understand wtf is happening and while u r laughing away about i repeat a WOMEN #getting RAPED some fucking of us have brain enough to be mortified #jesus ANYWAY #hozier dropped that song after roe v wade was over turned and i just i love him so fucking much he cares SO MUCH and before anything else #he's an activist and he actually gives a shit about women's rights and he dropped this song as a comfort as something to hold onto but also #as a social commentary and he linked charities and resources to help women and keep them safe and this song just means everything to me #bc greek mythology often gets reduced to children stories bc most ppl know myths from children books and obviously a book for kids not gonn #outloud say the word rape or even imply that that's what's happening and that's fine ig but bc so many ppl know it from there it gets #reduces to a joke and a raped women gets ridiculed but hozier actually took one of the few poems about leda being raped and it being a rape #at all and made it into a song during a time that was so traumatizing for ever afab person in the world basically and it just says 'i see #you i see what you're going through and i'm listening and i actually care and i want to help you' and he's helping by writing a song yes bc #he's spreading the word that way bc that's how movements are spread and people listen to him when he's singing and that's how he helps and #i did i mention that i love him? bc i'd actually do anything for him and to meet him and tell him how much he fucking means to me #the line that always gets me is 'a crying CHILD pushes a CHILD into the night' bc yes she was a fucking child who had to deliver 4 KIDS BC #AN ASSHOLE DECIDED SHE WAS PRETTY ENOUGH TO FUCK and nobody ever cares that she was just a child and her child helen was just a child when #she was abducted and raped and impregnated (JUST LIKE HER MOTHER) by theseus a supposed great hero and im genuinely sick she was just a #child like so many women or girls in greek mythology and ik it was a different time back then or wtv but they were just GIRLS and nobody #cared about that or cares now. but this song does. #bc of course it does it's hozier. #hozier #swan upon leda

[badcountryofficial]

Fuck them kids‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#im over it. im done. #they have been complete shitheads today #and my stupid lead has been on a planning break for the past 2 HOURS AND IS NOW ON HER LUNCH FOR ANOTHER HOUR #so its judt been ME AND A NEW HIRE #and ive been trying so so hard all morning doing my best and doi g a REALLY GOOD GODDAMN JOB #IVE BEEN DOING AMAZING #the new hire is like 'omg ur so smart?' cos i KEEP finding fun and creative solutions to problems #but the kids are jjjjjuuusttt....... #i cant #i cant! #im crying in the bathroom cos i didnt know shed IMMEDIATELY GO ON LUNCH #i thought there was time!!!! for her rto come back and maybe even ask her if i could take the early lunch #cos she was just doing paperwork and diplomatic stuff #ahe wasnt in the trenches #im dying here #and the new hire is dying #anyway my 'quick bathroom break' has kind of turned into 10 mins

[yourheartinyourmouth]

i fucking hate my life.

one of the other tenants has been constantly turning the heat up to EIGHTY even though it hasn’t dipped below 40. this lead to the heating bill for the unit being like, $300 more than the rest of the boarding house.

so, since we are apparently untrustworthy children and not adults who can be reasoned with, the landlord came while tenant was at work and put one of those plastic locking boxes over the thermostat. tenant came home ranting and screaming, calling husband and me bitches repeatedly, yelling abt how he always gets the mail (?), screaming about how we went behind his back to the landlord (we didn’t), and then SLAMMED his door as hard as he could.

screaming and door slamming are so fucking triggering for me. i had a melt down verging on anxiety attack.

i absolutely Do Not Feel Safe Here.

#but it’s not like we can leave 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 #THIS IS WHAT WE MEAN WHEN WE SAY POVERTY IS FUCKING VIOLENCE #and of course we’re the only ppl we know who are struggling #so it’s not like we even have anyone to talk about how much it fucking blows to be poor #our friends all have houses and good jobs and multiple partners and vacations and social lives #and it’s so fucking alienating to have None Of That #it’s so fucking alienating to be like ‘oh u bought a house/had a kid/got a promotion/whatever #cool. i can’t afford groceries and i’ve been on one (1) vacation in 17 years #but tell me more abt how amazing ur life is yeah totally i love this #it gets harder 2 congratulate ppl on their successes when u have Nothing #when success seems to mock u by its absence #i run out of money between paychecks but tell me more abt ur bonus #i’m struggling to pay back the IRS for basic taxes but tell me more abt ur giant house #i hate myself i hate my life #and husband is like ‘I’m not gonna let Tenant scare u like this!’ ok??? ur never here #and if u confront him he will just wait til u r gone and confront ME #fuck #i hate everything #i’m so fucking tired of being poor. #I HAVE A FUCKING DEGREE WHY CANT I GET A FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!! #but I don’t have a car so I literally can’t get a job 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 #how do u get a job when there is so little pub transit and everything is 5 towns away #how do u get a job in the us w/o having or being able to afford a car #jokes on me u don’t

[gralixe]

One Piece has so much gall giving so much screen time to characters I truly do not give a fuck about

#my thots #one piece #sorry wano #ur amazing except for all the parts that suck #sorry carrot I just don’t wanna see ur lame fight I never cared abt Pedro anyway lmao 😭 #I do fuck w Marco tho he can stay #law and kid u are in. drake and apoo sashay away #odens entire backstory was a FUCKING CHORE #I would love oden a lot more if I wasn’t forced to watch all that lmfao #do u think oda knows that story events can be communicated without literally showing it fully and completely #through like clever dialogue and environmental storytelling and LIMITED backstory #anyway wano is still s tier #this is how u kno op fans r fucking cooked 😭 #I’ll be like yeah 30 hours of this arc were unwatchable. amazing tho #Sanji getting kidnapped by sexy ladies (again) was whatever. I am so so sick of his I’ll never hit a woman thing I’m sorry #bro some women r evil and literally fighting u…. u have 2 fight them back babes….. #however him calling for help? S TIER #FINALLY #LOVED #made it worth it to me #Robin said I love having friends 😘 #they save me I save them #now for oda to have Zoro need savings #put that man into some situations #make him more pathetic. do it u won’t #idk when this turned into my ranking rant #anyway #wano #wano spoilers

[whumpy-wyrms]

hey guys

#man i am such a sleepy fella rn #i sure hope i’m not a clone and the real me doesn’t come into my room and kill me tonight! #/j #genuinely thank u all for ur reactions. like u all are excited to read new chapters and IM excited to read ur reactions #its always my favorite part #makes me so happy to see people enjoying my characters and story it’s literally a dream come true like wow #i’m so happy people like chapter 14 and thanks for all the amazing comments and stuff it makes me sooo happy #i’m too eepy but yeah that’s what i wanted to say :) #wyrms says stuff #i’ve also had anton brainrot specifically him as a Little Guy so i might finally finish that borrower basil au thing when they first meet #cuz it’s super wholesome and i think u all need that LOLLL #also. only like 7 of you will know what i’m talking about but anton as a kid is literally just louie in a different font like wow they are #soooo similar #not present day anton tho. just him as a little guy #literally him and louie would’ve been best friends AUGHH MY HEART #i’m gonna draw them interacting because that would literally heal me that would change my life #none of you understand how important this is to me like. holy shit #anyway reminder that things might be rough for dew right now haha but he gets a happy ending don’t stress abt it!! #the next 4 chapters specially might be a bit darker than usual #but then mystery character!!!!!!!! FUCK YESSS!!!!!! #excited :)

[walmart-miku]

I just had the most experience today.

So it's like 4 pm I'm at panera meeting up with friends and when I get to the booth there's this kid there talking to my friends so naturally I show up and I'm like

Me: who's the kid?

Everyone: that's Mr. President

Me: ok

Mr. President: Hello would you like to participate in a social experiment?

Me: yeah sure

Mr. President: *proceeds to have me take a quiz verbally it's very similar to uquizzes*

Mr. President: ok so according to your answers you are degenerative.

Me: ok? What's that mean?

Mr. President: *proceeds to accurately assess my entire personality and life*

Me: huh

Mr. President: *leaves to go eat dinner with his parents because we are in a panera bread*

Me: what the fuck just happened

Friend: I told you that's Mr. President. He shows up every Tuesday and Thursday and asks people questions.

#you guys dont understand #this kid was absolutely amazing #meeting this kid gives me hope for the future #if he ever decides to become president i am so voting for him #mr. president would do numbers on tumblr #i dont even know what this guys name is #also degenerative apparently means that i am a leader and follower (correct) #not morally good or bad but a secret third thing where i stick to my own moral code (also correct) #and some other stuff that i dont remember but was definitely me #yknow if this is what working at panera gets me then sign me up #all my friends work there and ive applied and done an interview so now im just waiting for them to finish processing paperwork #also the questions were like “whats ur favorite shoe brand? whats your favorite color? are you part of the lgbtq community?” #idk guys i gotta meet this kid again #other results were positive (follower) and negative (leader) #iris rambles #iris lore #personal post

[ihatebnha]

Kiri innocently puts a condom packet in his mouth while getting you ready, but forgets he has very sharp teeth and slightly nicks the package, resulting in a poked hole in the condom because you made a noise that he likes.

This little accident ends with a firstborn in your arms a few months later.

Poor Kiri who never lives it down, and even POORER of your first born, who probably, barely goes a day without (laughingly) being reminded of the fact they're a super-duper, oopsie-daisy...

Not that this is the only way it'd go down, but all your family photos with your big as hell first born looking grumpy and WAYYY older than all their younger siblings sakjdflkjalsd...

You and Kiri are just "🥰🤠" of course (trying to forget how embarrassing it was at the time)!!!

#kirishima #kiri accidentally tears the c*ndom and just throws it over his shoulder #idk why this is what im thinking of but like. the amazing world of gumball family photo LMFAOOO #your photos going from like. super young u and kiri posing with only one baby... all giggly #to like. normal family photos where u finally look all mature #with more than one child #and ur oldest in the back like :| #because they were obviously the trial run adsfajsdhk #IMAGINE HE'S UR ONLY BOY #u have one oldest boy and the rest are girls and kiri's just like 'sorry. sorry we were. so strict.' (meanwhile he wasnt strict at all) #but he just feels bad for being a pushover for his girls LOOOOL #ask #anon #caitie things #kids tw

[moonsimi]

does anyone know if there’s a mod/cheat to enable aging up instantly for newborn babies? googling only gives old results and I just really wanna age up these babies😭

#can’t believe mccc updated without adding this smh #im kidding love u modders ur doing amazing kisses 2 all of u

[lonesomedotmp3]

it does genuinely piss me off how much of the greatest things about my old school was built off the blood sweat and tears of this one incredible passionate lovely teacher and they never ever ever gave him anything in return until he left for a better school during my a levels 😐 and then I had to have the shittiest teacher alive for othello instead of him who would have slayed it and I'm NOT bitter about it out all

#they did the same with the other best teacher in the english dept too and he left! so he couldn't teach us for yr 11/ a level either! #when he announced he was leaving i literally cried on the car ride home... it was traumatic #anyway sorry this isn't even about him rn. the point is he literally did everything by himself in his own time not getting paid at all #and he was excellent. he taught me latin for years and it wasn't always the best because like. it's latin for two hours on a thursday #after school we were tired as hell. but it was ALWAYS meaningful it was always worth going and i miss it and #the memories of it all the time #and i didn't get to do a latin a level which I'm also sooooo not bitter #and then the icing on the cake is that every single christmas he wrote casted directed and performed in #an original christmas pantomime show for the kids. every year. BY HIMSELF!!! #and it was AMAZING and forged so many lovely memories for everyone and none of the current students there will ever experience it :( #we literally got the day off to watch it too because of him. and he got paid DUST #he should've killed the headmaster actually like oh my god... #ugh it's sooooo much easier to remember the good stuff once ur out of there. but i do miss him and my other english teacher #so much it is unfuckingreal

[gr34srr]

been going a little crazy in tower control..

#I haven't seen my family in three days #sorry for the flex post btw i just feel really epic rn #OH OH btw anyone who has splatoon 3 feel free to give me ur friend code (especially mutuals) #i heart playing with people #theres also my amazing discord server we all play splatoon in there a lot #feel free 2 join! #but yeah fuck with me and youre DEAD kid................

[daydream-draws]

oh gifted kid burnout we’re really in for it now

#vent #literally almost started crying in class I don’t even know what to do anymore #like I can’t emotionally handle a less than amazing grade #even if it’s like. A B+ #I just don’t have energy !!! #like this one friend really hit me with the triple “ you’re old” “you don’t have ur drivers permit” “oh yeah I aced this test (the one I did #not) #like oh my god I have depression what more do you want from me #like sorry I can’t explain things well !!! I understood the test answers perfectly I don’t get what else I need ! #I just feel so helpless what else am I supposed to do #I’ll probably meet with the teacher and retest AGAIN thank god I can do that #but yeah I don’t know how I’m gonna handle writing a history essay #also fuck my school for having an A be the expected grade. #like why so competitive .. let me have a B in peace without making me feel worthless or less than ….. #looking at you mr. history teacher especially #all of them but him mostly #hot take teachers shouldn’t be proud no one in their class is doing well and is happythat kids literally sob because of their harshness

[munamania]

anyway. i am going to be SO incredibly livid and angry and throwing an absolute tantrum on thursday if i dont get good feedback on my script.

#and by good i mean anything actually helpful not just 'omg wow this is amazing' tho ofc that's acceptable too #like a month back now u. might remember that the day i was supposed to get feedback on my outline i literally ended up #holding back tears in class bc it was so. just. pointless and rude and genuinely not helpful #and last week everyone was soooo boring about the scripts that were due like no one was giving helpful critiques or anything #it was all just sooo insufferable u people are not being constructive about like actually helping someone develop their story or whatever #ur just being stupid. and by that i mean it. like they didnt even try to just understand the humor or worldbuilding of this one kid's scrip #t it pissed me off. #and i actually had fun with my script finally it's a first draft so u know it's gonna have its weak spots but eye had fun hanging out #w my girls <3 so. if people could attempt to be helpful this time around that'd be awesome. #like last time a few people made snide comments like 'um about this - well i can't even remember this one's name' hey girl. you could #probably look at the very contained outline i wrote that's right in front of your face instead of saying annoying shit like that to the #writer's face! #the vibes have just been off. that class was so fun for a while and lately it's been such a bitch fest. #they were so mean about mine and my friend's i think people r jealous that that's our bestie prof's class but like. he doesnt treat us any #kind of way you know. and he's supportive of everyone like u dont have to make this weird #sorryyyyy for complaining about what i THINK is wrong with everyone but like! idek how to deal with their passive aggressive shit anymore #they're mean to each other too sometimes #just gonna go crazy with it on thursday #abby talks

[monmuses]

@lightningjacket​ continued from here

     For the moment he heard the tires screeching harshly, Kyle didn’t hesitate to keep an arm across the New Kid in case the car in question rolled their way. But thankfully, it didn’t. Instead, it ran headfirst into a lamp post, making almost every single kid look over to see who it was in the car. And, to nobody’s surprise, Randy was the one to stumble out of the driver’s seat.

     “...dude, what the fuck,” was all Kyle could really say, squinting in Randy’s direction. “Stan, did you tell your dad to pick you up today or something?”

     All of them had a plan to discuss for the Coon Lair, but sticking around to try and figure out what exactly Stan’s dad was doing was going to be a waste of time. For now, his arm moved back to sit in his pocket, sticking near the front door while trying to ignore Randy’s drunken rambling.

     “Sorry about that, dude,” he said, turning to look at the New Kid. “Kinda just threw my arm out there. Didn’t mean to. That’s happening a lot more, lately. More adults are just drinking away like it’s.. the end of the world. What do you think?”

#lightningjacket #✨{𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔭𝔱; (𝔦𝔫-𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯) #✨{𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔩; (𝔠𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔡) #✨{𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔧𝔢𝔴 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔧𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔶; (𝔨𝔶𝔩𝔢 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔰𝔨𝔦) #✨{𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔞 𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔢!; (𝔦𝔫-𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔯𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔶) #✨{𝔳; 𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔢𝔱 𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔬𝔴𝔫} #south park tw #// *throws my favorite boy ur way #// *also thanks Randy - you are absolutely amazing #// *(derogatory) #// *i also gotta get some more kid icons for all my muses bc man i have nothing HJDJEHA #// *BTW if u wanna discuss like. anything pre-established between my SP bois im 100% down

[br1ghtestlight]

i love the bobs burgers characters bcuz they are all so Fucking stupid <3 tina follows the rules and she's socially anxious and kinda a nerd but she also just gets like horrible grades no matter how hard she studies. gene gets bad grades and doesn't give a fuck bcuz he doesnt pay attention even though he is very musically gifted, louise is smart but failing every class bcuz she just Doesn't Care and bob and linda are both written to be kinda stupid and they both got bad grades when they were in school (especially linda) also tammy jocelyn zeke jimmy jr teddy mr fischoeder literally NONE of them are academically smart theyre all crazy weirdo rep and thats great

#i hate smart characters who do well in school and get amazing grades!!!! we need more dumbass idiot rep #it isnt even like theyre all stupid and have no idea whats going on they're just not academically smart or they literally dont care #all the kids are very talented in their own ways they just aren't like. good at school or paying attention LOL neurodivergent rep #all my ocs are fucking idjots so i can relate to this too sometimes nobody on ur show knows anything abt anything!!!! its realistic #and tbh most people in real life are not that smart and dont get good grades OR awful grades most people are average students #so it makes sense #sorry i just kinda hate smart academic characters in media theyre annoying and they piss me off sometimes #WE GET IT U GET GOOD GRADES!!!! UR BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IDC #txt #bob's burgers