Stoooppppp this kid w a horrible runny nose that was all over his mouth area came up and smeared his whole face on MY MOUTH and I went "ohhhhhhh...were you trying to give a kiss?" And he just goes "oh, no, I trying to wipe my boogers on you"
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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I'm laying on the couch neaseous and miserable and my dad comes in, turns on doctor strange, and stands in front of the tv
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When it’s all over you will fall to the ground and weep
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the way i pulled this off completely successfully
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Fucking kms I can't do this job anymore but I just have to lol😂😂😂😂
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination
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Ytd I was talking to a girl in my class who's really attached to me rn and was snuggling me and i was liks "I'm feeling really sad. What can I do? What tools can I use?" And I thought she said "mmmmm...suck it in" (like suck it up) and I was abt to be heartbroken for her but then I realized she meant "tuck it in"..like a turtle...so I didn't hit anyone lol. Also ytd instead of hitting I was asking the kids "what can we do instead? Because hitting hurts!" And one if then "walk away! Or something....."
Also a girl started hitting me which led to two other kids hitting me too...again. And tried to bite me. Again.
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