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was at a museum gift shop n saw a lil toy of an astronaut swaddled up in a rocket................ life changing

#me in a minute #this is inspiring me to actually go to bed instead of doomscrolling through cutesy shit fr

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“ugh,,, why would you help me?”

“NOW BOY YOU LISTEN HERE NOW BOY. YA LIKE TA ACT ALL ALOOF AND STUFF BUT THAT AINT GONNA FLY BOY WHEN YOU GO OUT THAT DOOR AND TENS A THOUSANDS OF CLOAKED SPEED DEMONS START FLICKIN THEIR PICTURE BOXES AT YA. YA GONNA BE DEAD AS A DODO IF YA DONT LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA HERE BOY. YA GONNA BE SAYING SEE YA LATER BOY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE IM COMIN’ FROM. GONNA BE SAYING SEE YA LATER BOY. THATS A JOKE BOY Y'HEAR.”

#THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

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would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

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shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers

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little chef

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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Stinky smelly

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Isn’t this that daft punk song

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#MFER REALLY SAID FOIL #Me n my math nerd homies know our acronyms and we HATE you

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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

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ok but fr which bul is getting the best dick??

(insp.)

#bottom right #just look at that whore

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THANK YOU GOD-APE

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Eighty Percent

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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic