#also degenerative apparently means that i am a leader and follower (correct)

[walmart-miku]

I just had the most experience today.

So it's like 4 pm I'm at panera meeting up with friends and when I get to the booth there's this kid there talking to my friends so naturally I show up and I'm like

Me: who's the kid?

Everyone: that's Mr. President

Me: ok

Mr. President: Hello would you like to participate in a social experiment?

Me: yeah sure

Mr. President: *proceeds to have me take a quiz verbally it's very similar to uquizzes*

Mr. President: ok so according to your answers you are degenerative.

Me: ok? What's that mean?

Mr. President: *proceeds to accurately assess my entire personality and life*

Me: huh

Mr. President: *leaves to go eat dinner with his parents because we are in a panera bread*

Me: what the fuck just happened

Friend: I told you that's Mr. President. He shows up every Tuesday and Thursday and asks people questions.

#you guys dont understand #this kid was absolutely amazing #meeting this kid gives me hope for the future #if he ever decides to become president i am so voting for him #mr. president would do numbers on tumblr #i dont even know what this guys name is #also degenerative apparently means that i am a leader and follower (correct) #not morally good or bad but a secret third thing where i stick to my own moral code (also correct) #and some other stuff that i dont remember but was definitely me #yknow if this is what working at panera gets me then sign me up #all my friends work there and ive applied and done an interview so now im just waiting for them to finish processing paperwork #also the questions were like “whats ur favorite shoe brand? whats your favorite color? are you part of the lgbtq community?” #idk guys i gotta meet this kid again #other results were positive (follower) and negative (leader) #iris rambles #iris lore #personal post