#ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL FOR THE COLLECTION

[bucket-of-amethyst]

Bdubs hermitcraft s7 ep title “I’ve earned a huge castle!” time stamp 16:03

For the collection

ooomgygod

HAPPY WACKIN IT WEDNESDAY EVERYONE

#THANK U DM #ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL FOR THE COLLECTION #i have to say i thought it waa gonna me a mornin gorgious moment bc right before he was talking about impulse #talked about impulse and in the next scene... he is doing THAT #u know what i mean 😏 #bucket of answers #bdoubleo100 #hermitcraft

[suddenly-stickmin]

"Woah, it's really coming down." ___________

It's been raining a lot here lately, the clouds turn to this really nice sea-green color, so I wanted to make something inspired off of that! The music used here is "Learning Spy". I was listening to it while coloring n thought it suited the rain-vibes nicely.

#thsc #thsc rupert price #thsc dave panpa #thsc johnny panzer #the henry stickmin collection #art #music #this was a warm up drawing. i wanted to whip somethin up in bout 40ish minutes but i started getting super into it so it ended up #taking like an hour LOL #just had this image of these three sticks sitting inside. awning over a window. watching the rain come down #also the game this song came from is: Creaks. sooo nice sooo good #if you love puzzle games. definitely recommend. art style is very lovely and the music is probably some of my favorite #absolutely wonderful #this song always makes me think of a real peaceful n curious moment. arrghhg i could talk bout this game's soundtrack forever

[uncanny-tranny]

There's something so insane to me about being able to create and recreate vintage or even ancient music, clothes, fabrics, building architecture, anything, really.

I watched this video about a lady who knit a WWII-era vest, and it was really unique, because the cable work would eat up yarn, when there were shortages of fibers. This pattern would have likely been used by people to send overseas to soldiers, and now it's being created in a time where this war has been over for generations. What were the people making this pattern thinking of? What about the people making the vest? Could they fathom a world where world wars didn't happen back to back? Could they imagine what peace felt like, or did it fade like a distant memory, a faint friend? All we have now are the remnants of their efforts, a "simple" vest that would warm the bodies of countless people the knitter would never have imagined were here on earth with them.

We're reaching across time to learn about other people - we're reaching our hands out just to grasp anything tangible. And when we've take hold of something, all we can do is say I love you I love you I love you

#positivity #art #i also come across this absolutely stunning woman who collects vintage pieces from the '50s and it's just. it's mind boggling #or how we've found ancient sheet music and have recreated its contents #do you ever think about how we're time travelers #do you ever think about what might be recreated of us in the future #this isn't about nostalgia baiting but about how we learn and process the ways that people in the past lived #you don't have to feel nostalgic for WWII to be intrigued by this (it would be very concerning if one WAS nostalgic for WWII) #i just. i die a little inside because i know i will never know everything... #...i will never know every lottle thing about people in the past especially... #...and i am never completely satisfied because only a very selective amount of things are preserved and remembered... #...i wonder then what 'forgotten' people thought and felt and how they lived... #...especially as individuals or as a small clan of family and friends. i want to know them intomately - as if i myself have become emeshed.. #...does this make sense. i don't just want to know about nobles and kings and the wealthy... #...i want to know what the lacemaker for a king felt making lace for the royals... #...i want to know what the rice field worker thought about when the fields were flooded and they swatted a bug away from their skin... #...i want to know what a mother of a small child thought when churning butter - her baby cooing and making a mess... #...and it sucks sometimes to know that we're time travelers but in a very narrow sense. but i still love what we have got... #...don't get me wrong i love it. but i still grieve that we have lost a lot of history - a lot of people... #...or maybe we have only lost them in the sense that we just haven't located and found them *yet* #anyway i've watched that video multiple times now and i just go absolutely animalistic thinking about it #all of this is complex and i have Plenty of thoughts about that. but at least to me this is what i've seen a lot - a lot of love #and isn't studying this - recreating it and analyzing it - isn't that a form of love? #am i... a nosy person..........

[plposting]

After Azran Legacy Descole was left with a lot of clothes, personal items, and various souvenir trinkets left behind by the other former passengers of the Bostonious none of which was ever properly retrieved due to the groups sudden parting.

Rather than throwing it all out Descole has been trying to covertly return all items back to their original owners and because it’s Descole he’s probably returning the objects and whatnot in the most complicated way possible over a period of time.

Auroras stuff in particular remains safely stored in a box on the Bostonious.

#professor Layton #jean descole #desmond sycamore #gens musings #wowie headcanons :) #azran legacy #i was thinking about how everyone in the bostonious crew was suckered into buying one of those popono souvenirs #and how Des was ultimately left with a hoard of them because there's no way that anyone got to properly collect their stuff #before having to rush off to the Azran sanctuary #thoroughly amused by the thought of Des trying to offload some of this stuff for way longer than needbe bc hes trying to be sneaky about it #like maybe he could just throw it away but absolutely has this lingering sense of guilt especially with more of the personal items #that would've belonged to the various members that he would now have context for #like idk Des is just standing over the trash with like a teddy bear that Luke owns n he cant bring himself to properly toss it #and raymonds like why dont we just mail them back #n des is like “akshdkajshdkjahsdkhasdk its stupud little beady little eyes have won this encounter- u win this time sir cuddles-” #“had i not known the context of your origins you would have been in a landfill by now” #wonder if emmy wouldve gotten any photos developed on their trip bc oooh the evil thought of des having to review them b4 sending them back #I think there was no attempt to toss auroras stuff at any point i think the guilt would actually kill him #most of her stuff would just comprised of souvenirs gained over the trip #HELP HELP HELP I ELABORATED TOO MUCH IN THE TAGS SORRY

[johnhelliwell]

Oh i am so mad at Roger. They settled with Rick at least but are still going with Roger.

#supertramp #roger keeps pulling the I did all the work but i promise you his music wouldn't have been as popular without the collective effort of all o #these people #like John wrote all of his own parts and often also made an insane amount of suggestions mostly for the better of songs #now rick isn't involved but his piano solo makes school and he also basically wrote more of it than roger anyway #but like the lawyers arguments also bring rick down again which roger likes to do so much #as if roger is the only reason supertramp even exists and managed this #without rick the band wouldn't even have existed #roger helped with a huge part of it but don't be so damn arrogant man #stupid piece of shit #i was mad about roger and rick about this lawsuit before tbf but it's news they settled with rick but it just seems in character Roger #is not relenting while there's clear proof over the agreements the royalties were not a gift but something in contract #initially only Rick and Roger would get something and the rest would literally just get a barely liveable salary #imagine pouring everything into a band and being met in return with this absolute bullshit #and then dougie accused bob and John for continuing to tour with rick solely cuz of the money cuz he left supertramp cuz of his loyalty to #roger which is insanely hypocritical to me but whatever #just glad the three of them are now coming together to do this #i wonder if John will be asked about it now cuz there's an actual article about it #first it was only court documents

[orcelito]

ok SO i went and got out Most of my knives (i remembered I have a nonbinary knife only after i took the photos & also idk where it is currently. just imagine all these plus a nonbinary flag knife ok? ok)

HERE ^ is the most of them, minus that nonbinary knife. look at that fuckin mess. 32 shown here (i think) plus my nonbinary knife makes 33 blades (minus cooking knives, i dont count those for these purposes)(also counting the swiss army knife as only 1 bc lol)

& some explanations for them! gonna put these under a readmore bc it got Kinda long on accident whoops. Read Ahead if u wanna see me nerd out about my knife collection.

STARTING WITH my big ones.

my spear (gifted to me), my cane sword (from anime convention), my shitty $20 sword (also from anime convention. low quality but cool as hell), my teal mini sword + matching throwing knives (from online), my decorative axe (from a local store), my twin blades (my sharpest blades, theyre actually kinda scary how sharp they are, but i love them bc of it. from online), red saber (from online),

ANDDDDDDDDDDDD my favorite hefty bitch of a machete that i sleep with in my bed frame on the very right (inherited from my grandpa bc i was the first one who spotted it at Family Claiming Day)(this thing really is as long as my leg & much heavier than Any of the rest of the blades pictured here. i love it)

another view of the blades so u can better see how long they are. the big boys. they're lovely. 2nd heaviest blade is the cane sword when it's in its cane, mostly bc that handle has some Heft. tbh id feel safer using it as a bludgeoning weapon than a stabbing weapon, but having a cane sword is just plain cool

AND my smaller blades!

i have a lot of pocket knives. starting from the top left: golden pocket knife (from online), rainbow dragon (from online), rainbow HEFTY boy (heaviest pocket knife, from online), spider knife (from online), stiletto jade (from online), pathetic army boy (from local store, this knife has NO redeeming qualities, but it's mine <3), black stiletto (from local store), plain dagger man (from online), my damascus steel knife (was a gift, probably my singular most expensive knife. fancy boy), Dull Dagger Man (first blade i ever bought, from anime convention)

& for bottom row: teeny black knife (first pocket knife i owned, gift from my dad), lil rainbow knife (from local store), plain steel knife (from sketchy shop in gatlinburg + one of my Favorite knives), green dragon knife (from online, a real beaut), triple throwing knives (also from same sketchy shop in gatlinburg), the baby throwing knives again from the Big Boys pic but i included them again bc they r so teeny tiny, my keychain key blade (from online), swiss army knife (from online), & the pair of claw keychain baldes (from online)

many blades, many stories, so little time. theyre great tho.

SOME FOCUSES:

^ these are all my spring-assisted knives, sorted from worst feel to best feel to open. based on quickness, ease, & general satisfaction. leftmost is leftmost bc i didnt even Know it was spring assisted, bc it doesnt have a nice lil tab on the back to press. no u gotta press on one of the rungs. but once u do it Does spring open, so i included it. next 3 are just Average in feel (these 3 are sibling blades anyways, nice of them to be together). jade stiletto is smooth and quick, nice to open. Hefty Boy rainbow has some THUNK to it when i open it. like that babey's got PURPOSE to it. added to the general size of it & it's just pretty great. AND THEN MY TWO FAVS, green dragon is a perfect beautiful knife & feels very great to open. and then Steel Sketchy Knife aka my 2nd pocket knife & first i bought for myself. it looks plain in comparison to the others, but she's anything But. quick, light, Sharp. it has the Best feel to open, bc it's just a fast SHHK. probably my knife that's seen the most use (aside from my small black knife) just bc of how great it feels to open. i love that knife so much for Real.

& the final highlight, somewhat related, are the knives I actually use the most in my daily life!

on the left are the knives I keep in my bag by default, & thus the ones I carry with me Everywhere i go. small black pocket knife bc she's Ol' Faithful, & a pretty lowkey knife for basic tasks when I dont wanna raise any eyebrows lol. silver knife bc as previously stated i Love using it so much. i take it out when i gotta breakdown a lot of boxes at work, & it Never disappoints. small rainbow keychain key knife bc it's cute & i like to keep it on my keychain. & swiss army knife bc Obviously im gonna keep the swiss army knife in my bag for if i need an emergency tool.

on the right are the three knives I keep out in my apartment. black stiletto lives on my bathroom counter, for bathroom knife needs. green stiletto i keep on my table next to where I hang out in my bedroom, for any couch time needs. & then green dragon beaut camps out on top of some shelves by my front door bc it's Great for opening boxes, aka something I will do for packages I receive after pulling them in the front door. it works for me.

all the rest of my knives live either in a box (for small ones) or my closet (for big ones). i may have a lot of knives, but somehow I never feel like i have enough. i just love collecting them so much <3

#speculation nation #knives #what this boils down to are. my favorites are: Big Hefty Machete that i managed to stab myself with on accident #by dropping it point-first on my finger (whoops) #a plain silver knife i got from a sketchy shop in gatlinburg (there really are so many there) that just feels SO good to use #a beautiful green dragon knife bc it's well balanced & feels great to open. also pretty. #black stiletto knife just bc i love how it feels in my hand. it's also very pointy #& small black knife bc she's ol' faithful. & great for using for average shit to not freak people out #(imagine if i brought ol' Hefty Rainbow out w/ its glass breaking base & wonderful hooked blade. ppl would give me Looks for sure) #i love many other knives but those r my favs #if i had to pick an ABSOLUTE fav it'd have to be my machete. it having drawn my blood did Not discourage me from loving it #it feels very uhh. idk it makes me feel secure having it nearby #if for nothing else than someone seeing me wield that & being like 'what the FUCK' bc it's kinda pretty intimidating lol. #long and heavy. wouldnt actually be great for combat bc that thin part between the blade & the hilt could snap the moment you hit bone #but good for me i never intend to use my blades for that! it feels comforting mostly as an intimidation factor. #the comfort being like. if someone broke in lol. that's why i sleep with it in my bed frame. so i can have it onhand Just In Case #aka it's like sleeping with a gun under my pillow except i just keep a massive fucking knife next to me instead. works for me #not the longest of my blades but it's the heaviest of my blades by far. i feel very lucky to own it. #anyways this has been the Knife Ramble by yours truly. this took me like 2 hours to gather & take pictures of & write this summary #APPRECIATE MY WORK at documenting my collection. this is the first time ive done this in several years. #wish i'd found that nonbinary knife first... oh well...

[girlfictions]

hari can i ask a stupid question... how does one go about reading/liking poetry actually ???

idk how to explain, whenever i read poetry i kinda just think, huh ! like i don't know how to interpret it or where to start with figuring it out in the same way as other forms of writing etc. i think i am just too dumb to get poetry a lot of the time or just not on the same vibe. i like stuff other ppl curate tho so i will try some of your recs! persevering :(

this isn't a stupid question at all! honestly, i struggled with this at first when i was younger and hadn't read much poetry yet. i think poetry is something that can be much more personal than prose — that is, you often feel as though you need to connect to the source material in a far more significant way in order to really "get it." and i don't necessarily believe that to be wholly true, but it does serve as a good starting-off point; i, for one, initially found myself veering towards the work of female poets when i began reading poetry. similarly, certain poets are famous for focusing on particular subjects; mary oliver's poems on nature are some of my favourites of all time, and they're also very digestible to someone who might not particularly be a huge reader or a poetry reader at all! it might take a little research to find a poet whose work you click with, but once you do, it's so so worth it. from there, branching out into particular styles (contemporary, free verse etc.) is just a matter of personal taste.

when it comes to "interpreting" poetry, there's a quote i think about a lot from angela carter:

“Reading a book is like re-writing it for yourself. You bring to a novel, anything you read, all your experience of the world. You bring your history and you read it in your own terms.”

poetry doesn't need to bring about some grand epiphany of the self — it can be as simple as connecting to a singular phrase, or even just a word, and carrying it with you.

#you are absolutely not 'too dumb' to get poetry nonnie like i PROMISE ! #and even if poetry in general isnt your vibe like . that is completely fine too #so even if you do get more into poetry and then realise it just isnt for you #thats completely your prerogative like you should pursue what you enjoy #it took me ages to really begin digesting and actively consuming poetry collections and that was bc i suddenly just wanted to #so i totally understand where youre coming from <3 #i hope this helps i think there is nothing more wonderful than resonating with a collection/poem #sorry this got so wordy ive been more ia this week and i missed talking to you guys HAHA

[phoenixcatch7]

Lmaoooo okay so MAJOR story spoilers ahead-

But I just finished the crisis at hyrule castle quest line (after thorough googling that I wasn't going into the final boss, of course) and went back to the landing where everyone gathered to discuss what to do next.

It was all very solemn and thoughtful, everyone theorising and letting it sink in how incredibly dangerous ganon was, and then purah and riju are like 'omg there was a sixth sage maybe we can find whatever they've left behind maybe it can help us' and then Link IMMEDIATELY speaks up like 'oh yeah about that I've already found her. Yeah she's fine she's going to help us. I've also got the master sword too by the way'.

Everyone was SHOOK. I got praise and amazement from all sides. Purah was like 'ALREADY???!! And you didn't think to TELL ME??' it was great.

Never felt more like canon link in my life. I've got a screenshot of everyone's :O?! face. Going to be riding that high for hours XD.

But it's very impressive that I managed to procrastinate so hard I managed to skip about three major plot lines just by squirrelling my way where I'm not supposed to be purely by accident lmao.

#totk spoilers #<- MAJOR ONES #loz #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk #loz totk #loz tears of the kingdom #Purah: I can't believe what we're up against. And how hard it must have been! But you're so calm and collected about it! #Me: aw thanks keep talking ^^ #Purah: you're really a wonder link. I'm amazed by what you can do! It's up to us now! Let us help you!! ✌️ #Ngl finding the thunder head heart door was pure. PURE chance. It was night and I couldn't see the arrow head on links bow #Pouring rain and thunder. Somehow managed to blindly claw my way to the top of the ruin and spent ages trying to find out what it was #At the very last second before I left I slipped on the side of the wall and fell all the way down. Straight onto the shrine. #Eventually gathered the hearts and came right back to do the whole thing. No idea it was supposed to be a triggered quest until now LMAO #But fr everyone was so shaken after ganons vision and link was just standing there like 🙄 he's already had a dozen of them XD #'pig man should have gone into theatre. Tryna play me with zelda when I know full well where she is. your precious phantoms were RUBBISH' #Seriously don't worry about the fight if you have the vows and decent armour I posed so silly and took several attacks to the spleen #And it did absolutely NOTHING. Several photos of link with phantoms furious heads in view and I lost MAYBE 3 hearts total. No anti gloom!! #I will say the image of broken doll zelda dissolving into gloom smoke will probably traumatise link but what's one more lol

[dr3amofagame]

i love your brain so much, you’re fascinating

LMAO thank u anon what can i say im a lorehead

#also just for clarification the whole. stantwt thing i was mentioning absolutely was in most general terms #bc this whole bad faith bullshit moral crap applies to. a lot #juuuuuust you know. in case people r wondering if i'm commenting on any particular controversies #and again it's much more about similarities in the collective fandom and how it reacts moreso than commenting on creator intention #my asks !! #also i just think the concept of saying 'lmanburg is stantwt' is really fucking funny

[abyssalpriest]

oh and in case it isnt clear, i dont necessarily blame anyone on this plane for believing the stuff i said in the first posts tags? like. eve if youre an incarnated "demon" like i am as much as eh yeah im sick of that term like. its hard to get info across from fuckin anyone, but you add to that how their/our plane works requiring so much damn energy to get up here..... Its hard. yes.

HOWEVER. the fucking "demons" coming here being like. well. this

and fucking talking about how all evils are Actually (chrxstian and ''angelic'') and we're soooooo good and innocent like. you know what youre doing. i see you. shut the fuck up

#honestly no wonder in the Trimurti Shiva is ascetic and. the i do not see it meme. #id say hats off to him but then he'd steal my hat and add it to his fucking hat collection - OH I LOVE HOW HE WEARS THE MOON #oh my god i often see him so much in fuckin round brim hats lmfao wouldnt be shocked if hes shown up in those kind of hats w some sort of #light barely poking out looking like the crescent moon #ive seen him in visions with an entire galaxy as his hat before #GOD. hope yall are enjoying my blog. ''this person has done fucked up things because hes a ruler in the middle of a vicious war #but he wears cool hats did i tell yall that'' #my relationship with him is extremely complex. unlike SOME FUCKING PEOPLE........... im not going to cover for someone #older and more powerful than me unless its in ways i think he deserves it. and the good he has done for our planet and species #is fucking immeasurable. hes an incredibly keen and potent and patient and fatherly and just like. absolutely fucking radiant teacher #and protector and. just person in general. following him is a choice #ramblings // #leviathan //

[the-kipsabian]

so ive been playing shadow of the tomb raider the past couple of days

reached the underwater segments and remembered why i never really played this game :)

#i fffffffucking hate underwater stuff in games anyways. but these are next level awful #yeah no wonder i never got invested in this and i love the other two games of the reboot trilogy ugh #also the story pacing is really weird in this game and i haaaate the voice acting :') #im still gonna try to see this one through tho i need to finish this trilogy #completing this game tho? for them hiding collectables in the underwater parts alone its a big ass nope from me! #anyways yeah. just trying to power through rn oof #video games my beloathed i guess #night is an absolute mess on main

[angelizs]

🎤 so a fellow jade leech fan im curious is there anything per chance you want to know or see more about him?

hello fellow Jade Leech enjoyer !!!!

honestly there's a lot I'd like to see more about him! in particular I'd like to see more of him being genuine (like when he does things he actually enjoys or shows that he's displeased or angry with something), or him using magic (be it in battle, as I think he'd be very good with his attacks, or just his unique magic, like in chapter 4) or him being insane for a little while. as a treat. (kinda like when he was possessed in the halloween event but without the being possessed part. just him going feral for a bit).

I'd also like to see him not being so composed? like something going so unexpectedly out of plan his perfectly constructed mask cracks, maybe even making him a bit desperate (imagine the sheer genuine emotion he'd show). there's something about him being used to things going his way and then they don't anymore. he's the one with the upper hand most of the time but it'd be nice to see the roles reversed for once!! also some interactions with characters like Leona and Malleus in which they clearly are more powerful, to see how Jade would navigate situations like these.

maybe some event in which he's the one in a position of leadership, since it's not really his style, as he prefers to keep to the shadows. or some event that he gets to show his knowledge in alchemy! or to see him playing spelldrive or just flying in general because his sprites on flying lessons are. very funny.

also I'm a sucker for backstories so I'd like to see more about his past and his family in general! expanding on what Mr. Leech does for a living would surely be interesting, though part of the fun is not knowing what it is exactly, so maybe implying it more.

oh and some sprites that show more skin, not even in a "beach episode" way but just not covering everything up like he always does you know? if he just. rolled up his sleeves. or unbuttoned the first buttons of his shirt. it'd be like looking at a victorian woman's shoulders or ankles. I'd go crazy.

#tea time #there's a lot I wanna know abt him so any new info is welcomed #one thing I absolutely love is character interactions so him having a talk with anyone would be wonderful #especially if it's with one of my faves !! #but the thing that would make me go insane literally talk about it for days would be if he showed some genuine emotions for once #ESPECIALLY IF IT'S HIM JUST. GOING A BIT INSANE. BREAKING HIS COMPOSED CALM AND COLLECTED PERSONA. #there's one tiktok by skellierattles from may that is just him going a bit crazy. like that

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

I’m feeling a bit better. Still out of it but not as upset. I’m trying to just approach a yeah that happened approach.

#but my sister’s bf has like a work bff who is a lesbian and he told her what happened and she was like yeah that also sounds like the start #of conversion therapy and I was like oh it goes damn #and it’s not illegal in this state so lol #no wonder I had such a huge ptsd attack from it #after that appointment I called up my support worker all upset and shaking because I had been hardcore crying in the session #I literally asked him after he’d said what he did what can I do to change and can he fix me #so he absolutely got in my head #but it’s all over now #so I might try and post some photos tonight #a pretty collection came so I might put some up

[foldingfittedsheets]

Buckle up for another unhinged story time. Now, as I’ve said before, I used to work at a sex shop. At one point I had three roommates and we all worked the same dildo slinging retail job and lived together. It was extremely sitcom.

Now, as you’d imagine, living with three other people who also talked about sex toys all day created a microcosm of people who were all extremely comfortable around sex toys and related topics. No one left dirty toys laying around but seeing things left in showers or showing off a new purchase was just a Tuesday.

After some life upheavals I ended up living with one of those roommates again, just me and her. For the sake of this story let’s call her Betty. Betty and I shared a two bedroom, and the layout was all the common spaces were an open floor plan and then one hallway formed a T, with my room and bathroom to the left and Betty’s to the right.

Well, one day my cousin calls me up. He’s coming to town for a visit and I offer to put up him, his wife, and their more… sheltered friend. (Unbeknownst to me there was a full Briefing for this girl before she met me so that I didn’t overwhelm her with my blasé attitudes towards- well, most things).

They drove in from two states over and it was a long drive. I had to work and couldn’t greet them or spend the first day together. So I told them to come grab my key so they could all shower off and settle in before me.

I arrived home later that night and found the atmosphere a little awkward at first. Things quickly warmed up and I charmed their friend, impressing my cousin with my immaculate respect for personal comfort levels. We had a lovely evening. By the time we all said goodnight I’d dismissed the initial tension as being tired after a long drive.

The next day we all decided to go to the zoo. I’m a morning shower person, but I let them go first while I made breakfast. After breakfast it was my turn and I hopped in the shower.

Midway through my eyes fixed on it. A little pink sex toy, sitting brazenly on the rim of the tub. Oh no, I thought. This was why things had been awkward yesterday! I left out a personal object because I’d literally forgotten to ever put them away by that point.

What I felt wasn’t embarrassment per se, because that emotion had been utterly eradicated by that point. Rather it was a deep shame that I’d leave out something that might make a guest feel uncomfortable. They told me their friend was sheltered and I had left out a sex toy, it was the epitome of rudeness!

I rejoined everyone and said, “I am so sorry! I didn’t realize I’d left that in the shower, that was so rude of me!”

My guests all exchanged a Look. I looked from my cousin to his wife, she glanced toward their friend, and their friend looked at my cousin. No one would look at me.

“Well…” my cousin finally said, “you didn’t tell us which room was yours yesterday.”

I blinked in confusion, Betty’s room and bathroom were basically just like mine.

“When we got here,” his wife continued, “we went to the other side first. In Betty’s bathroom.”

Reader, Betty’s bathroom.

Had been absolutely covered in dildos. Sex toys of all shapes and sizes covered every flat surface, the tub rim, the sink, the shelves. Wall to wall sex toys. Apparently Betty was doing a spring cleaning and had left her entire extensive collection out to air dry.

These three weary travelers had opened a door to the dildo dimension and had no idea how to react. To this day I have no idea what context clues they used to figure out Betty’s room from mine.

But when I’d come home they were lost in the sex toy shell shock, presumably wondering how they could ever talk about it with someone who felt it was okay to leave out every sex toy they own when expecting company in some kind of bizarre power play.

By the time they finished telling me about this we were all laughing so hard we were in tears.

“When we saw your bathroom with one little pink toy it was so discreet we didn’t even care!” They told me.

After my cousin and his crew had gone on their way I finally told Betty the whole story. She listened with eyes growing wider and wider and finally burst out, “That’s why they were so weird when I got home!!”

#ramblies #funny #story #writing #nsft #ffs foibles

[hannahchronism]

i made a post like and then deleted it i think but actually middle school level fiction books are a treasure i'm having so much fun

#they're like. juuuuuuust serious enough to have the Themes etcetera but not so self involved that they forget how to be fun #this IS about pjo yes #and actually i don't know if i'd say murtagh is. middle school reader friendly or not? it feels a little more #it's heavy. and i wouldn't give it that general label but yes there are absolutely middle school kids who could handle it #but this is a roundabout way of getting to ''one of the things i love about christopher paolini's writing is that it IS self involved #and tolkien-esque at times and. whoooooo buddy The Horrors but also! he's no afraid to let there be stupid things and absurd things and #fun things! funny things!!! #anyway i'm just rolling through book thoughts i missed reading books i wonder if i will keep this up #oooo i have that collection of the earthsea books maybe i will chew on earthsea next

[sdktrs12]

Why are so many of your previous works now archived? I miss them!

Heya anon!

First of all, thanks so much for stopping by with such a sweet message! I appreciate it very much 💕

The majority of my fic is currently in a private collection on AO3 because I'm not entirely sure of what I want to do with them. I did make a few posts awhile back for anyone who wanted to download them before I decided to shelve them for a bit in order to think on it, so I apologize if you missed that!

If I decide to make them public again, I will definitely update that here for anyone interested.

Thanks again for stopping by to chat and for your kind words 💕

#asks #anon #i can't believe its been over a year since i put them in that collection #time is fake etc etc etc #so i'm at a weird place with fic writing right now hahaha #although i can never express how much i absolutely appreciate everyone who still kudos/comments/asks about my fic #you all are absolutely wonderful and i adore you