#A Star Tailor

[tarvalian]

XII - The Hanged Man, Upright: surrender, sacrifice, faith, perspective

#hsr aventurine #Penacony #2.1 spoilers #honkai star rail #fanart #everyone's new favorite sad boy #i am no exception #i haven't had the fanart bug this bad since Zhongli #what is it with hoyoverse and creating men perfectly tailored to my tastes?? #i can't #i had no plans on drawing him or his intricately complex outfit #but then i had a thought #on how well this card fit him #and then i was doomed... #tarot cards #tarot #the hanged man #(no he's not dead. i really dont get why so many people think he's dead) #my art

[kala-mies]

Everyone's favorite cosmic joke!

#isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #in stars and time #isat #isat loop #kala art #God making fanart for this game is so fun but my art is tailored for as much color as is humanely possible to cram onto a file so I suffer.

[tobytost]

Ezra has the fattest crush and Zare so knows it

#my art #star wars rebels #star wars #ezra bridger #zare leonis #also the little detail #I gave Ezra baggier jacket #cause the crew probably stole it for him #and it doesn’t fit #plus he’s so thin cause it’s still so early in s1 #and zare’s jacket is perfectly tailored for him

[klaipeda-witness]

(I discovered pixilart.com)

#elim garak #the way i animated his hands kind of feels like a hate crime #ds9 #star trek #pixel art #pixilart #if you're a tailor why tf are you dressed like a mime

[spacecolonie]

the last stand

#sonic frontiers #sonic frontiers spoilers #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #sage the ai #i will not lie. i love this thing. i know the fight itself is divisive but it is just so laughably tailored to my fave things #cosmic horror entity with its form only matching what you perceive death to be?? #giant fucking robots??? #sonic as a literal shooting star?? #the endwalker vibes??? please. i cannot take any more #also i have never drawn a mech before this so i am sorry

[the-data-files]

they're down bad for the old man

#ds9 #star trek #elim garak #julian bashir #tora ziyal #everybody wants to bang the old tailor #silly quick warmup sketch before I have to do work related drawing...... aughhhh I wanna keep drawing lizards :((

[melittosphex]

I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM

#I swear to god this was tailor made for me. apocalyptic vampire lesbian hatefuck angst? good lord #bubbline #art #Marceline star #princess bubblegum #fionna and cake #lesbian #fanart #adventure time #vampworld

[chadepitanga]

Garak, pulling up to Bashir so dizzy with attraction he can barely think: Oh! Hello, my good fellow, I am a normal tailor, who is not a cardassian spy, and I want to touch your shoulders and have lunch with you weekly :))))

Bashir, seeing a guy who has his eyes so open he could be on crack, wearing the most atrocious fucking outfit anyone ever had the courage to wear in public: ..... ah... a tailor?

#love them but by god was that outfit fuc ugly. anyone wearing that saying he had a tailoring business would go under 'spy'too #garashir #ds9 #star trek #anyway he pulled so maybe he knew what he was doing #tbh he was high as a kite from the implant already iirx #iirc

[noituen]

#my art #fanart #garak #ds9 #deep space 9 #star trek #star trek ds9 #a simple tailor etc etc

[ineskorth]

Fictional smoking - mhhmmmm! Obsidian Order stuff or just some holosuite fun with the doctor - you decide. Also, it's impossible for me to NOT ruffle his hair.

#artists on tumblr #elim garak #fanart #illustration #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #deep space 9 #garak #Tailor Spy #smoking

[danshive]

Deep Space Nine, but Worf strongly believes that Garak is, in fact, a tailor, and will not be convinced otherwise.

#deep space 9 #star trek ds9 #worf #garak #worf insists garak is a tailor

[garaks-padded-bra]

based off an intelligent exchange @tazaryoot and I had

#what if Julian never understood that garak didn’t get to live on ds9 for free like he did #and he just got his trousers tailored and left without paying #and garak was like. he can never know #and now he’s in danger of not making rent because he’s spending all his time on holosuite costumes for no pay #ds9 #elim garak #star trek #star trek deep space nine #garashir #julian bashir

[cucumbermoon]

One thing I haven't seen anyone talk about much is how abysmally rude Garak is to his customers. He has the worst customer service ethic I have ever seen in my life. He gets confrontational and argumentative with them. He flings Morn's pants at him. He gets super sarcastic with Quark about his lapels. It really makes me wonder about Cardassian customer service in general. Is Garak typical for a Cardassian in the customer service field? Is he being rude and argumentative because that's how Cardassians flirt and he's trying to put his customers at ease? Or is this a symptom of the fact that he hates the circumstances of his life and kind of wants to punish everyone for his reduced station? Did his years as the second most powerful person in the Cardassian Union make him feel like he deserves better than to be talked down to by a Ferengi bartender? I feel like there's a case to be made for all of these scenarios.

#Regardless he sucks at customer service and I'm kind of surprised his shop lasts seven years #Unless he's like the real soup nazi and his clothing is just so good people think it's worth it to put up with his rudeness #ds9 #star trek #star trek ds9 #elim garak #st ds9 #Tailor

[vaguely-concerned]

Silly Garashir ficlet, Teen and Up-ish, mostly banter! CW: copious amounts of blood but like. Purely in a comedy capacity (don’t worry none of it is Garak’s)

“Good god,” Julian breathed, unable to do anything but stare for a moment. 

“Oh, don’t worry, none of this is mine,” Garak said, dripping puddles of crimson onto the floor, calm blue eyes the only thing peeking out from the solid layer of blood covering his face and upper torso. “The gravest injury has been to my wardrobe, I assure you. As you might have gathered, I encountered our suspected evildoer as they sought to make their escape.”

“From the looks of things, I’d hazard it’s more accurate to say that they encountered you,” Julian said. He shook himself out of his momentary petrification and raised the medical tricorder to make sure Garak’s reports of being unharmed hadn’t been greatly exaggerated, as would sometimes be the case with him. 

“However you would prefer to frame it,” Garak said, dipping his chin modestly and blinking globs of blood from his eyelashes. “I’m sorry to say I couldn’t ascertain many details about them, neither in terms of species or other identifying details. They were masked and coming at me with a knife at the time, which in the moment tends to blot out other considerations in one’s mind.”

Despite himself, Julian grinned at the performative airiness of Garak’s tone. He did seem to be basically fine. “I think that’s understandable under the circumstances, Garak. Odo’s probably going to track them down pretty quick, if they’re leaving a trail of blood across the station. Do you, er… want a handkerchief or something?” 

“It’s very kind of you to offer, but I don’t think that’s going to do the job in this case.”  

“No,” Julian had to admit, “no, you’re — probably right. I’ll let you go for a thorough sonic and peace and quiet once I’m done with this. I’m sure Odo will want a word with you later, though.”

Garak parted his lips to say something, and grimaced. “Ugh. Well, if it’s any help in figuring out the identity of our culprit, that’s definitely the taste of Napean blood. As you mentioned there will of course also likely be other clues, like them bleeding profusely as they sprint across the Promenade, but I always strive to be helpful wherever I can.” 

“Garak!” Julian yelped, shooting him an alarmed look and continuing his inspection of the tricorder readings with renewed worry. 

“Hm? Yes? You can run whatever tests you want on it to be sure, of course, but I am quite certain in my conclusion. There is a… distinctive tang to —”

“That’s so medically unsafe, you can’t go around ingesting —” 

“Well, I hardly meant to ingest anything, Doctor, but it did end up all over my person in a way that makes it hard to entirely avoid,” Garak snapped, though he tolerated Julian going in for a second, even more thorough examination without complaint. “Maybe if this person hadn’t so rudely insisted on venting the contents of their arteries straight into my face during our tussle — ”

“Yes, yes, I understand, sorry, I wasn’t suggesting you did it on purpose or anything, but it does mean I really do need to monitor you for any allergic reactions or bloodborne… wait, wait, hang on, how do you even know what Napean blood — ”

Smiling in a way that aimed for beatific and missed it by way of too many bared teeth, in a manner that would probably be quite unsettling if Julian wasn’t so used to (so fond of, whispered a treacherous little voice in the back of his head) Garak’s face, Garak dabbed daintily at the worst of the blood dripping off his nose with his sleeve and said: “Do you really want to know, or is this your outsized curiosity running ahead of your better judgment again?”

“I’m going to be wondering about it all night, but no, I don’t think I want to know, actually. If I come back in a week and still can’t put it out of my mind, feel free to tell me, though. Or use that time to come up with a good story, I don’t mind.”

“Never any but the best for you, my friend,” Garak said fondly. 

#garashir #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #julian bashir #elim garak #I jumpscared myself today by checking the document wordcount and finding I have hit 10K of garashir fic wips from the last month or so #what. when. how did this happen. why is none of it like finished. why am I like this. etc. #most of it is nonsense like this b/c I love writing dialogue and they're like tailor made for that lol #my writing

[orange-frog]

^_^

#doodles #ensemble stars #enstars #i dont know if the suit guy who called that dudes tailor to learn it wasnt bespoke is like. well known on tumblr #and i definitely didnt do a good enough job to make that one funny without knowing the reference #so uh. ah. eto. bleh !

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

The inner workings of Julian Bashir's mind: On the first day of my new, thrilling post, I met a beautiful, brilliant alien woman named Jadzia Dax. I have decided to hyperfixate on her. After all, who could possibly intrigue me more than a beautiful, brilliant alien woman?

The inner workings of Julian Bashir's mind after meeting Elim Garak: WhAt tHe fUcK wAs ThAt?!

#I've never experienced such perfect gay panic' #garashir #garak x bashir #julian bashir #elim garak #deep space 9 #ds9 #star trek #julian bashir is autistic probably #jadzia dax #gay panic #mlm #doctor tailor augment spy