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kaito-kid1412 · 8 months
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The Culprit Hanzawa notes
10/10 it was so funny. I love how Beika is just muder town. Kaito AND Hakuba make an appearance so anything less than 10 is unfathomable honestly.
This is so funny wtf
I love that Beika Town is Murder Town haha
Ran’s hair spike thing being in the top of her head is weird tho :/
Conan being called the grim reaper is so perfect lol
Why is Hanzawa so funny tho. Like he’s so incompetent and weirdly adorable?? Even when he’s having instructive thoughts about murdering people??
The ending song is lo-fi beats to plan a murder to lol
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If you’re gonna murder someone, be considerate!!
HAHAHAHA
‘Put down a tarp or something’
‘I’ll have to be considerate which might be stressful.’
Him blushing at Hanbayashi also wanting to kill the landlord LOL
Awww ‘sleepover’
He made a friend lol
CONAN IN THE DREAM HAHAHAHA
Bento box fax machine pffft
DID HE DREAM THE MUDER???
HE’S PSYCHIC!!!??
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He listened to his mum’s advice haha
The line to leave hahaha
NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE DEATH TOWN!!!
100% CLEARANCE RATE!!!?? DAMN CONAN! ‘Collective of special crime fighters’ lol
All officers are out on the field hahahaha
They all hate Kogoro hahaha
His mum is the best :))))
The jet black shower scene
Pffffft
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It still hasn’t said who he plans to kill. Is it Kogoro? I thought it might be because he moved to Beika specifically for a crime and idk if he would know someone who lives there, but he would know a celebrity and it’s definitely a ‘he.’ But he had no reaction to Mori’s name last episode…
Awww self-love :)
Pffft Hattori and Conan
CONAN IS ROUND AGAIN!!!!
Heiji’s squint haha
He doesn’t know where to buy shampoo?? What a disaster man
They’re tailing him but Heiji’s hat is backwards
‘Drugs are scary’…I love him
Conan has ice-cream and Heiji gave him head-pats :)
Heiji just holding him while he aims his watch hahaha
Smol sneeze
They followed him into the bath house ToT
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‘Crime prevention goods’
Hahaha
Why is Beika Gotham??
The money his mum gave him :(((
RAN!!!!!
BULLET CATCHING LETS GO!!
SHE’S THE BEST YEAHHH!!!!
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They party because they’re gonna die???
Lol
Agasa lets go!
Professor this is why Haibara’s telling you to be more responsible with your money…
Wait Kogoro did grow more tolerant??
AN ELEPHANT??? WTF HOW IS HE NOT DEAD???
Are you trying to kill him…
…is he dying??
THREE WEEKS??!!
HAKUBA!!!! MY LOVE HAS RETURNED FROM THE WAR!!! FINALLY!!
Is the bird in the opening Watson the Hawk then?? I thought a bird was a weird choice and the dog appears in the ending…
Also why is he in Beika? I know it’s not that far from Ekoda but like… why??
WAIT A MINUTE BEIKA ISN’T REAL!!!??? WTF I THOUGHT IT WAS!!!! I SEARCHED UP HOW FAR FROM BEIKA TO EKODA BUT WTFFFFF!!! Idk shit about Japan’s geography so I thought it was just another ward in Tokyo.
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I love how he always sounds so sinister when he’s just talking about regular stuff.
He doesn’t know where his victim is? I guess it’s probably not Kogoro then…
He’s so enthusiastic for his job lol
On his first day as well hahah
HAKUBA!!! IN HIS FULL HOLMES COSPLAY LETS GO!!
Okay so Hakuba is 17… his birthday’s in August right? So he’s like a year older than Kaito then?? Since I’m guessing this is school time. If Kaito is born in June and Hakuba is born in August and Hakuba is 17 then yeah that’s nearly a year apart… weird :/ And Aoko is born in September and turns 17 wait is that AFTER Kaito turns 17?? I don’t understand the Japanese schooling system… Kaito and Hakuba should be in the year above then… unless Kaito is 16 when Aoko turns 17, then just Hakuba should be in the year above… unless they’re all in their last year now and went up a year since Aoko’s birthday / the blue birthday heist. So Aoko is the youngest then.
‘Blah blah blah’ LOL
Yeah Habuka IS brilliant :D
They’re ALL detectives??!
Aw he admires them lol
Their detective senses are tingling!!
Ofc Hakuba left haha. Bet it was a KID heist note
WATSON!!! THE MVP!
Was that a Moomin cosplaying Sherlock dvd?? That would be the best crossover EVER!!
Damn detectives…
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Be a good BOY. IS WATSON A BOY?? I WASN’T AWARE WE KNEW HIS GENDER??
Heck yeah Watson ATTACK!!!
Wait… I recognise that cowlick… is he trying to kill SHINICHI???
Watson has a ‘taste for blood’. Hakuba what does that mean. What have you been doing in England?
He took that so literally lol
Does Hakuba brag about his dad?? Hahha
…dogs can… lock doors? I mean I knew he was an idiot but what??
Solid 10 seconds of silent eye contact lol
Yes get the fluffball….
Haunted by the dog…
480,000 yen is ~£2600… Hanzawa don’t do it… how will you afford rent…
Why are Agasa and Haibara at a pet shop?
THEY’RE GETTING A DOG?
Hakuba’s house is so fancy. Why is there a horse carved into it?? Ofc he has an old telephone.
Woah hi Baaya!!
Yes Hakuba threaten him!!!
Ofc the dog is silly what did he expect??
Awwww he loves it anyway!
Does Hakuba really just trust Hanzawa with Watson? He can obviously take care of himself but still
Gin??? and Amuro??
…why can Pometaro talk…
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Don’t make fun of him :(
His mum bought his clothes…how old is he?? Older than college age I guess…
Oh and now he’s insecure…
‘Hippie style’ lol
That’s from a corpse…
‘What exactly is being trending?’…same honestly.
What do you mean you don’t sell black clothes? Oh ofc. Conan would definitely be suspicious.
I love how we don’t see him wearing any clothes. It just makes it so much funnier. Especially when he was talking about his hair being messy and just patting at thin air.
AMURO HE’S JUST AN IDIOT DON’T KILL HIM!!
Aw his mum comes to visit?
‘Have them buy you the entire manga series’ lol
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The woes of customer service.
His mum is so nice :(
…is she also a criminal or is it just to show that they’re related.
He’s so mean to her :((
In the English translation/sub her accent doesn’t seem that strange.
:,(
He talks like Beika town is sentient lol
Yeah spend time with your mum!
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I love that Watson is just living with him now. Like Hakuba where are you?? Are you back in England?
Does he think the gods are gonna help with his murder plot?
Why are there so many needles there? Conan what have you been doing?
Is he gonna kill Kogoro for littering? Deserved honestly :/
He recognises Ran by her hair spike lol
That’s definitely Kaito. No one else wears such clashing colours together. Also his smirk.
In the preview KID’s hair is brown… is that not Kaito then? Or does DC not make KID’s hair black like MK does?
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AOKO!!! (For 1 second :()
Sonoko what is this? Why are people practicing KID’s tricks? Especially one he’s already done before?
He thinks Shinichi’s/Kaito’s voice is nice? Lol
Oh it is a different trick… but it’s still walking on air… I think
Wait so they want KID heists to happen to stop the murders… HAHAHA
Wait no Kaito’s hair is just brown
What does Hanzawa want revenge for? What did Shinichi do to him?
Also why is KID there? What is he stealing?
A clover… haha for luck
Ofc he’s blushing at KID lol
Bro he’s right behind you
‘See you next criminal’ hahaha stealing Kaito’s catchphrase lol
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maretriarch · 8 months
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my best post on porrimmaryam was this like 4note homestuck meta post about goldbloods having pissing contests re:psionics like how people have techdeck fights or beyblade battles. competitive gloving.
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graphics-cafe · 2 years
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Hey Amy, how come there's no documentation for adding special symbols in blinkies at blinkies.cafe? Y'know, like /cat, /smile, /phone, I'd list more but those are the only ones I know, and I don't think I'm the only one that wishes they knew all the cool symbols!
Thanks for reading,
-jefferson
aasdashdfjkhasksdf i keep forgetting to do it cuz i have too much ADHD,,,, but i'll try and get it done this weekend, sorry ><
in the meantime here's the full list:
/heart ♥️ /eheart ♡ /spade ♠ /club ♣ /diamond ♦ /eyes 👀 /crab 🦀 /cat 🐈 /skull 💀 /smile 🙂 /neu 😐 /phone ☎ /crown 👑 /alien 👽 /peace ☮ /flower ❁ /x ✖ /4note ♩ /8note ♪ /16note ♫
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yeah-fo-sho · 6 years
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Josh: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Maya: That's cannibalism...
Josh: *looks at Maya confused then looks at cinnamon roll*
Josh: *gets what she's saying* Ohh.. Thanks. *slight blush*
Cory: Maya... I think I have to teach what canniballism is...
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epicbroskisblog · 2 years
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am i a niche e-celeb now? 😍 
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shellyisvintage · 5 years
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Sweet notes of welcome.🎶 Wood Door Chime, Pineapple Hospitality, Cut Out Pattern, Four Strands, With Wood Beads, Welcome Chime, Vintage Home Decor #homedecor #housewarming #entryway #wooddoorchime #pineapple #hospitality #cutoutpattern #doorchime #shellyisvintage #gotvintage #4notes #fridaylistings https://etsy.me/2VMa710 https://www.instagram.com/p/BxlYxW3g2a6/?igshid=1pzhe32d79jnb
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Merryweather spare cousins and spouses gen 3 & 4
Notes:
The first four sims are Elliot, Kirk, Amber and Sierra Bole. Their parents are Horea Merryweather and Wyatt Bole by @arogaba
The fifth sim is a makeovered version of Lincoln Baker. He’s Morrigan’s future spouse and will show up later in game.
The sixth sim is Erin Merryweather. She’s Morrigan and Lincoln’s daughter
Feel free to ask about their cc. 
TOU
Do not claim as your own
Do not reupload
Please tag me if you use them
Do not change their eyecolour, skincolour, haircolour, genetics and occult
Elliot | Kirk | Amber | Sierra | Lincoln | Erin
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hockey-x-imagines · 2 years
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Made to Last || Tyler Seguin Pt. 4
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Note: I'm not really sure how I feel about this part to be honest. It'd quite a bit longer than the last 3. There might be some repetition from the last part, I just wanted to show the reader's side and what lead up to her calling Jamie. I'm so happy you guys are enjoying this fic. As always feedback is welcome!
Song Insop: Made to Last by Issues.
Warning: Cussing.
Paring: Tyler x Reader
P.O.V: Reader
Word count: 3375
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Sometimes the smallest things can trigger a million memories. As you were walking around the village a white lab had all but tackled you. Your first thought was somehow Tyler had found you and that thought has both terrified you, but also made your heart beat a little faster with hope. As a little girl came running after her dog, your heart dropped, of course he wasn't there. It's been 2 years since you left and you had made sure it would be next to impossible to find you. If it had actually been Tyler, it would've been purely coincidental. You were sure you looked a little weird just standing there staring at her dog, you just weren't able to move.
The happy memories seemed to be shadowed by the last time you had seen Tyler's dogs, that thought dragging those feelings you had thought you delt with to the surface . Breaking down in public wasn't something you had done in a long time; this time wasn't going to be different. You had enough control over your emotions to able to get a hold of yourself long enough to get you home. Where you had broken out in to a fit of sobs.
It's times like this that you wondered if leaving was the only option. Was there a misunderstanding between the two of you? If you would've talked to him the next day would all this hurt and misery have been avoided? You can't really blame him for not coming after you, not when you made it impossible for anyone to find you. While you sit there you really start to think that this whole leaving Tyler was a mistake.
That thought trips you up a little. It's been a while since you've thought leaving was a mistake, you were sure it just because of the memories that had been brought up. Whatever the reason was it had you up looking for a letter your parents had sent you. When you had initially got it you hadn't read it, you had just contemplated burning it, but you held off possibly for this very reason. You finally found it shoved in the back of your junk drawer. Although you hadn't read the letter you knew it was from Jamie.
As you read the letter you had been a little surprised. You had thought he would've begged you to come home or talk to Tyler, he didn't do either, he just wanted you to reach out to him. You really wanted to think this through before reaching out to him, so you deice to take a hot bath and relax. After getting dressed you deice against reaching out, you know it will ultimately set you back, and you've worked too hard to get where you are now. A knock on your door pulls you out of your thoughts.
"Y/N?" Steven calls out. You completely forgot about your plans with him tonight. You're not really up to doing anything or being around anyone, but you feel like you owe him, and maybe he can pull you back to reality.
"Hey, I'm so sorry for spacing on our plans," you tell him as he pulls you in for a kiss. You find yourself leaning in and melting into the kiss physically, mentally you're pushing him away.
"It's okay I understand, I'm sure you got side tracked doing something, so I brought you dinner and figured we could just stay in tonight," he lifts the bag with the take out. You sigh in relief, you didn't want to go out at all.
"That sounds perfect," you smile guiding Steven to the living room. After eating, we had cuddled up and watched a few movies. The letter from Jamie was on your mind most of the night, part of you knew if you reached out to him, you'd be pushed back a million steps and he'd eventually ask you to go back to Texas, and you didn't know if you'd be able to tell him no. The other part really didn't care about all of that, you just missed him and everyone from your past.
"Y/N?" Steven's voice pulled you out of your head.
"Yea?"
"I said I was going to head home, I've got work in the morning," he repeats himself.
You feel guilty about the relief that washes over you, "oh okay. Let me know when you get home." You untangle yourselves; you give him a quick peck on the lips before shutting and locking the door behind him. You really needed some advice on what to do, so you drop a text to your mom.
Hey, I know it's probably late but I need to talk to you about something." You weren't sure if she'd respond right away, and if she did what she'd say when you told her what, more like who this was about. You hadn't talked to anyone about Tyler or your past, not your friends, or family. Within minutes your phone rings.
"Hey, what's going on?" She asks as you pick up.
"Um, well, today I was out walking around the Village when a white lab had basically tackled me," you start, "I had honestly thought that somehow Tyler had found me, he didn't it was a little girl's dog, but it brought up memories and feelings I apparently haven't delt with. In the midst of my breakdown, I started to question myself again on weather leaving was the right choice.  So, I went looking for that letter you sent me a while back, and when I had read it, Jamie was asking me to reach out to him, initially I wasn't going to reach out. Then Steven came over and I kind of realized that he's more into the relationship than I am, and the whole time he was here I was thinking about the letter. I know if I call Jamie, he's going to ask me to go back out there at some point, and I don't know that I'll be able to tell him no."
"Well, I do know if you're not into Steven, you need to let him go, he's a good guy and you shouldn't lead him on, it's not fair to either of you. Where Jamie is concerned, maybe reach out to Jamie, see what he has to say and take it one step at a time. You don't know for certain that he'll ask you to go back, maybe he was just wanting to check on you, and if he does ask you to go back cross that bridge when you get to it. Take a step back and ask yourself do you really think leaving was a mistake, or were you just caught up in a bad place? Either way, whatever you decide to do, your dad and I will always support you."
"That's the problem with me questioning that choice, I don't really know if I was just sad or if I made a mistake, at this point I'm starting to think I should've at least waited to hear what Ty had to say."
"My best advice would be to start out with getting a hold of Jamie and see where things go from there. Don't stress yourself out trying to figure out if you made a mistake or not, you can't go back and change what's already been done. Also, I would let Steven go. I love you, it's late and your dad just got off work so I'm going to let you go," she tells me before hanging up.
Although you know she's right, you still decide to sleep on it. Tomorrow you can deal with everything. The next morning you call Steven and see if he wants to meet up and get coffee or something, to which he agrees. As you get ready to meet him you feel bad not really having a valid reason for ending the relationship other than you're just not feeling it.
As you walk in the door of the little coffee shop, you spot Steven immediately. He greets you with a kiss you turn your head away from, he steps away giving you a knowing glance. Guilt washes over you. He's a really good guy, had you met him without knowing Tyler you were sure the 2 of you would've worked out.
"I think I can guess why you wanted to meet," he sounds a bit defeated, more guilt.
"I don't want to give you the cheesy it's not you it's me, but it kind of is. I'm not able to give you my all, and it's really not fair for you to have a half ass girlfriend with her mind elsewhere. You truly deserve better than what I can give. I'm not going to ask to stay friends to make this easier, I'll ask because I genuinely mean that I'd like to stay friends."
"I appreciate you doing the right thing for you, even though it doesn't feel right to me. I don't know about the whole being friends, just because it's hard to be friends with someone you're in love with. I really hope the best for you," he wraps you up in a hug before walking away from you. While you still feel guilty, you feel you really did the right thing. You order coffee to go, knowing you only took one small step in the direction you've decided to go.
Sitting on your porch sipping your coffee you stare at your phone, wondering if the call you're about to make is a good idea. You've done enough going back and forth on calling Jamie, you pick your phone up and dial his number. Maybe he won't answer an unknown number.
"Hello?" Shit, maybe this wasn't a good idea.
"Jamie," your voice is just a whisper.
"Y/N?" he asks. Before you can really stop yourself, you switch the call to facetime, at this point you had wanted to see a familiar face rather than just hear his voice. "It really is you," he sounded relived, "how are you, I'm so glad you reached out. We've all missed you," the words fall out of his lips so fast; you giggle a little.
"I'm still breathing," he gives you a questioning look," Jamie the last 2 years have been complete and udder hell," you admit, surprising yourself, "I've missed everyone so much. I thought I could get away and just move on, but I was wrong. I still love him so damn much." You didn't plan on sharing that much, but the words can't be unsaid. Just saying the words out loud has you on the verge of crying, but you refuse to cry in front of Jamie.
His response is not surprising, but still catches you off guard, "He's completely miserable to, he's gone off the deep end. He's close to losing everything." Though you didn't think Jamie would lie to you, you just couldn't believe that you leaving would've had that effect on Tyler. I go to ask him if that was really happening, when I hear Tyler's voice.
"Who are you on the phone with?" He asks Jamie. I hold my breath and hope Jamie won't saying anything. He looks back to his phone, you're sure he had noticed the panic written all over your face as he returns the call to audio only.
"Don't worry about it," he tells Tyler, "I'll call you back later. Please don't shut any of us out again," he pleas.
"I won't, please just don't tell him you've heard from me," you all but beg.
"I promise I won't" he assures you before the call is disconnected. You start to really think that going down this path really may have been a bad call. As you think about backing out and blocking Jamie and disappearing again, you quickly decide against it. There's no need to run, Tyler is Jamie's best friend, you know that they're almost always together. You chalk you wanting to run again up to hearing Tyler's voice.
Instead of driving yourself insane you go out for a walk around the lake. You've really noticed that nature seemed to be your safe space. When life or your thoughts get to be too much you find yourself walking or taking a run around the lake, sitting out on the dock that had been included in your purchase of the cabin, or something as simple as sitting on your porch. As you walk through your front door, you hear your phone ringing.
"Hey."
"Hey, I'm sorry I had no idea he was coming over," Jamie apologizes, even though it wasn't necessary.
"It's fine, he's your best friend, it wasn't a shock," I tell him. "How have you been? How's hockey going?"
"I've been good, last season the team did really good. I wasn't extremely happy with how I had played there towards the end, but I've really been working on something when I have time."
"I'm sure you played just fine Chubbs, I'm not going to lie I haven't watched a single game since I left," you laugh nervously, "it really isn't anything against the team, at the beginning it almost hurt to watch, then I feel like I just lost interest."
"I kind of figured you would've stopped watching, I can't say I really blame you. Where are you calling home these days?"
"I'm out living the California dream," you laugh, "I can't say it's really a dream, but it's been nice to have a fresh start away from everything. I found a cabin in the mountains, which was a nice change from the city, some days I do miss Dallas though."
"You sound happy, I'm glad you were able to find somewhere to get that fresh start. You don't have to tell me why or anything, but why did you disappear?"
You're not really sure how to answer that question, "I think in order to get the fresh start I wanted and needed I had to. It was probably the hardest thing I did aside from leaving. Part of me regrets shutting everyone out, but the other part knows it needed to happen."
"Makes sense. Have you met anyone?" He asks a bit weary.
"Well, uh, I had been dating a guy for a while but I actually ended things with him this morning. It just didn't feel right and I wasn't really able to get into the relationship the way he was. Other than him, I haven't seen or been with anyone since him," you admit. You had felt like you overshared that last part, but it just slipped out. "I think I already know the answer to this question, but had he moved on?"
"I wouldn't say he's move on per se. He went back to his playboy ways. The flavor of the week had been the same for a going on a month I think, and I feel you should know that the blonde on his lap that night is the current flavor of the week, but Y/N I really don't think he's happy."
"Jamie, there's no need to lie to me. Since I left, I've done a lot of thinking about our relationship and I think I was really just kidding myself. I'm not wife material for someone like him, I'm nothing special and I couldn't manage to keep him happy for the year we were together," you sigh. It wasn't a pity party, you weren't playing the victim, it's the truth, all the signs were there. It's been so long since you really gave it any thought so pin pointing a single example was damn near impossible. It could all be summed up to a lack of interest on his end.
"Y/N, that is the biggest bullshit lie I've ever heard, Tyler is and has always been head over heels in love with you. I can't speak for him, but I really think the way he feels for you terrified the shit out of him. He's never been one to settle down or seriously commit to one person, until you. Since you've been gone, he's completely destroyed himself. When I had told you he was close to losing everything I wasn't lying. The time he's spent on the ice continues to go down, coach is close to pulling him completely from the game if he doesn't get his shit together. Even though he won't say it out loud, everyone around him knows he's miserable without you," the words coming from Jamie's mouth just aren't believable to you. Jamie has no reason to lie about these things, but you really just can't wrap your head around them being the truth. "I have a huge request."
"Jamie, I'm not coming to Texas," you huff. You knew he was going to ask, you just didn't think it would be right off the bat.
"I figured you weren't ready to come back. It's the off season and I was going to see if maybe we could meet up," he sounds unsure but hopeful.
"Uh, I don't know about that. It's one thing to talk to you on the phone with like 1,400 miles between us," you panic, "I don't want to fall back a million steps." You stop yourself and really think about seeing him face to face, you feel it would be okay as long as it's just him. "If I were to agree to let you come out, you need to promise it would be just you. I know I couldn't see him now, if ever," you admit to both him and yourself. As much as you miss him, you don't know if you would able to see him and not feel hurt.
"I can respect that, and I wasn't planning on and wouldn't bring him with me," he assures me, earning a sigh of relief from me. There's a little comfort in knowing that he wouldn't try to spring Tyler on me, without me knowing.
"Let me think about it, and I'll let you know," you tell him, "I need to go, I've got something I need to do," is what I tell him before disconnecting the call.
When Jamie initially asked you to meet up, your knee jerk reaction was to tell him no, but the more you thought about it, you realized he did nothing wrong and you miss him and everyone from your old life. So, you sent him a text giving him the go ahead to plan a trip out to me.
Later that night he sends you a picture of the flight conformation. You notice 2 really big things. 1. He booked 2 plane tickets. 2. His flight is next Friday. Today is Wednesday. Panicked you call him.
"Right now, isn't a good time mom," he answers.
"What the hell are you talking about? You know damn well I'm not your mom Chubbs," you snap.
"Yea sure mom. What's wrong?" he asks.
"Did you hit your head? Why the fuck did you book 2 tickets?" You basically yell.
"No, I didn't. I'll explain everything when I can, and the other thing had nothing to do with who you think, someone else found out and wants to tag along."
"I swear to fucking God if I see him at the airport I will leave your ass there," you threaten.
"Whoever the fuck this is, Jamie will call you back later. I'm sure you're not that important to him," Tyler snaps in the phone.
"Fuck you jackass," you snap without thinking hanging up. As soon as you ended the call you instantly regret the few words you said to Tyler, not because they were rude, but because there was a small chance, he'd recognize your voice. Jamie had dropped you a text telling you about his conversation with Rads, and that's why there were 2 tickets.
Knowing Rads was coming out with Jamie instead of Tyler had you relaxing. You could feel the excitement coming on with just the knowing you were going to see 2 of your favorite players. You look around your house realizing there was a bit of cleaning that needs to be done, as well as some shopping to stock your fridge in preparation for the 2 men coming out.
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witlessficcer · 3 years
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Archer and the Assassin 4
Note: This below prompt is also from the @otppromptchallenge. I hope you enjoy. If you do, please leave a comment, like, or reblog. 
Doing the Dishes
When Kate returned home she was not surprised to find Yelena in front of the TV and the sink full of dishes. Dropping her gear inside the door, she entered the kitchen mildly surprised to find the counters clear, if stained with everything from coffee to butter to spaghetti sauce. Taking a spray bottle from underneath the sink, she sprayed the counters and wiped them down, adding the extra elbow grease it took to get up some of the crustier stains.
“I thought you said you were going to do the dishes,” the archer said to the open room.
Not turning from the TV, the blonde said: “I thought you were going to do the laundry.”
“We’ve been over this, with Clint. Laundry is not mutual. You do your own. The dishes are mutual.”
Yelena waived a hand dismissively, again without turning around.
Kate wasn’t ready to engage just yet. Taking the dishes from the left side of the sink, she piled them on top of the ones on the right. Quickly wiping down the left basin and stopping the drain, she turned on the hot water and added dish soap.
When the sink was three-quarter full, the brunette left kitchen and silently padded over to the couch. Leaning over, she whispered into Yelena’s ear:
“You are going to get up and come into the kitchen and help me with these dishes right now.”
Turning to Kate so that their faces were mere inches apart.  “And, what if I don’t?”
“I’m going to make Laura’s lasagna recipe and you aren’t going to have any.”
“So what?” Yelena replied. “I will get lasagna from Clint Barton’s wife on my own.”
Quickly planting a provoking kiss on Yelena’s check, Kate said in a sing song voice: “Not any time soon.”
The former assassin stewed, narrowing her eyes and pressing her lips into a hard line. She liked the lasagna. A lot. She did not like giving Kate the upper hand. Dinner won out as the blonde rose from the couch and went to help friend with the dishes.
Things started out fine, Kate rinsing the plates, cups, and utensils that needed it and handing them to Yelena to place in the dishwasher. Once the dishwasher was loaded, Kate handed the sponge to the blonde, who took with no lack of stink eye and they switched places.
When the chore was almost done, Yelena purposefully dropped a soup pan in to the now lukewarm soapy water and it plashed enough to douse the front of Kate’ shirt and splash her chin, lips, and cheek. Reflexively gasping and raising a hand to her wet face, Kate looked at the blonde next to her arching an eyebrow in challenge.
“Bitch!” Kate exclaimed.
Of all the scenarios ran through Kate’s head, there was not one where they avoided a mess. She decided, this time, she didn’t care. Scooping a handful of murky water, she threw it at Yelena’s face. After that, all hell broke loose.  
“Suka!” Yelena replied, indignantly, cupping her hand into the water and raising it over Kate’s head and letting it fall. The other woman made no effort to stop her.
“Happy now, huh?” the archer said, glaring and leaning in for emphasis. Kate removed a water cup from the sink, filled with warm water. “Are you sure you want this to escalate?”
“You lack the balls,” Yelena taunted, cupping both hands over her crotch.
Kate tossed the entire contents of the cup into the blonde’s chest and immediately realized her friend was wearing much less than she was, including no bra. Water not absorbed by Yelena’s t-shirt splashed the floor between them. “You were saying?”
Taking Kate completely by surprise, the former assassin grabbed the back of Kate’s head and dunked her into the sink water, submerging her only to the ears and letting go immediately. “Are you ready to yield or is more proof necessary that you LOSE?”
Wiping water from her face, Kate took a step back toward the fridge. Removing her remaining gear, she stripped down to her pant and a white tank. “Win or lose, at least I don’t look like a sorority girl on Spring Break! From the looks of things you seem to be enjoying this.”
Yelena smirked. “You are taunting me. This is clear. You want wet t-short like mine. Too bad they don’t look like mine. But okay.”
The blonde took a soup pot from the sink and pour it over Kate’s head. Water drained down over her, soiling her tank and the front of her pants.
Kate took at looked at her friend, the water having seeped into the front of her grey leggings.
“Yelena, did you pee yourself?” Kate said, trying to keep a straight face.
“Only a little,” Yelena replied not skipping a beat. Point at Kate’s purple jeans, she added: “But you really let loose.”
Kate could not keep it together any longer and burst into laughter. Yelena was unsure how to respond, until she realized that her friend was genuinely laughing. She decided to sit down in the middle of the wet kitchen floor. Kate followed suit.
“We made a mess,” Kate said.
“Yes, I know,” Yelena answered, rolling her eyes. “You want me to clean it up.”
Pulling wet black hair from her eyes, the archer replied: “Nope. We both did it. We can clean it up together.”
“This is a good idea. Perhaps we can do the laundry together as well?”
Kate shook her head in disbelief. “Nice try, sister.”
“Sisters do each other’s lau-”
“Just enjoy the moment, Yelena. Just enjoy the moment.”
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Fort Conchúr Internal Layout Diagrams: Floor 4
Note that this is a block-for-block imitation of the model of the garrison I’m currently working on in Minecraft, and thus some angles, dimensions, and other small details may not be perfectly to scale. The circle around the diagram roughly represents the true size of the keep, rather than the rounded-down approximation resulting from the feet-to-blocks conversion.
Please also know that this is still a WIP, and that some details that I will describe and/or may add later are not on these diagrams yet.
Welcome to storage land! Home of boxes. Lots and lots of boxes. 
Okay, that’s only a slight exaggeration.
If you’ve kept up with Fort Conchúr’s lore regarding what its like to live in this garrison, you might remember that Watcher’s don’t have private quarters, so most the belongings that they don’t keep on their person are stored in locked chests in a storage room in the keep. 
Well, after doing the math and realizing just how many chests would be required for every Watcher to have one if every bed in the garrison was filled, I realized that I might need to rethink the concept of “chests”. At the time, I was imagining a typical, rectangular-prism-shaped chest that’s rarely taller than your hip and opens from the top, but I couldn’t fit nearly fifteen hundred of those in a single floor. 
So instead, we’ve got lockers.
I know, I know, it’s stupid sounding, but since they rise all the way to the ceiling, it’s a far more efficient use of the space. When converted to real-world measurements, each box is a cubic meter, which holds most everything except the larger varieties of armor and weapons. Those last two things are kinda important, I know, but I also haven’t figured out where the Watchers of Fort Conchúr are going to store their food yet, so trust me when I say that more storage options will eventually come to this garrison. I’m just not sure where yet. 
In the two box-less spaces near the door to the stairways, there will be some sort of desk where new Watchers can get a lock and key from someone before they find themselves an empty chest. The people manning these desks also function as witnesses to deter any attempts to break into someone else’s box. 
And yes, I’m calling them boxes because I refuse to call them lockers more than once. This is a dignified high fantasy universe and calling the boxes “lockers” makes it sound like the garrison is a high school or something.
As with the other floors, there are two (or one, again, see the post about the first floor) messenger towers and two staircases. 
For reference, most of the objects currently depicted in these maps are color-coded according to this key:
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Un texte est une série orale ou écrite de mots perçus comme constituant un ensemble cohérent, porteur de sens et utilisant les structures propres à une langue (conjugaisons, construction et association des phrases…)1. Un texte n'a pas de longueur déterminée sauf dans le cas de poèmes à forme fixe comme le sonnet ou le haïku.
L'étude formelle des textes s'appuie sur la linguistique, qui est l'approche scientifique du langage.
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1Étymologie
2Texte littéraire
3En informatique
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5Voir aussi
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« Texte » est issu du mot latin « textum », dérivé du verbe « texere » qui signifie « tisser ». Le mot s'applique à l'entrelacement des fibres utilisées dans le tissage, voir par exemple Ovide : « Quo super iniecit textum rude sedula Baucis = (un siège) sur lequel Baucis empressée avait jeté un tissu grossier »2 ou au tressage (exemple chez Martial « Vimineum textum = panier d'osier tressé »). Le verbe a aussi le sens large de construire comme dans « basilicam texere = construire une basilique » chez Cicéron3.
Le sens figuré d'éléments de langage organisés et enchaînés apparaît avant l'Empire romain : il désigne un agencement particulier du discours. Exemple : « epistolas texere = composer des épîtres » - Cicéron (ier siècle av. J.-C.)4 ou plus nettement chez Quintilien (ier siècle apr. J.-C.) : « verba in textu jungantur = l'agencement des mots dans la phrase »5.
Les formes anciennes du Moyen Âge désignent au xiie siècle le volume qui contient le texte sacré des Évangiles, puis au xiiie siècle. le texte original d'un livre saint ou des propos de quelqu'un. Au xviie siècle le mot s’applique au passage d'un ouvrage pris comme référence et au début du xixe siècle le mot texte a son sens général d'« écrit »6.
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Un texte répond de façon plus ou moins pertinente à des critères qui en déterminent la qualité littéraire. On retient en particulier la structure d'ensemble, la syntaxe et la ponctuation, l'orthographe lexicale et grammaticale, la pertinence et la richesse du vocabulaire, la présence de figures de style, le registre de langue et la fonction recherchée (narrative, descriptive, expressive, argumentative, injonctive, poétique). C'est l'objet de l'analyse littéraire.
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En informatique, la notion de texte s'oppose à la notion de données binaires, on parle alors :
de texte brut dans un protocole de télécommunication ;
de document texte si le logiciel utilisé permet de formater le texte ;
ou encore de texte formaté ou riche lorsque les indications de formats sont données en texte brut (exemple : Rich Text Format) ;
de fichier texte dans un fichier qui ne contient que des caractères sans mise en forme autre que les sauts de lignes et le choix des caractères.
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↑ François Rastier définit le texte comme « une suite linguistique autonome (orale ou écrite) constituant une unité empirique, et produite par un ou plusieurs énonciateurs dans une pratique sociale attestée » (François Rastier, 2001, Arts et sciences du texte, Paris, PUF, page 302).
↑ Métamorphoses 8, 640 [archive]
↑ Paullus in medio foro jam paene basilicam texuit iisdem antiquis columnis [1] [archive] Ciceron, Ad Atticum, 4,16, 14, Lettre CXLIX - page 306
↑ « epistolas quotidianis verbis texere solemus » Ciceron, Lettres : Ad Familiares, IX, 21, lettre DCLVIII [2] [archive]
↑ « quantumque interest, sensus idem quibus verbis efferatur, tantum , verba eadem qua in compositione vel in textu jungantur = (autant la valeur de la pensée varie suivant les mots qui l'expriment, autant celle des mots varie selon leur harmonie et selon leur agencement) - Quintilien De l'Institution oratoire Livre IX, ch. 4 De compositione (De l'arrangement des mots) [3] [archive] page 326, ou page 392 ibidem « Historia non tam finitos numeros, quam orbem quemdam contextumque desiderat : namque omnia ejus membra connexa sunt, quoniam lubrica est, ac fluit » page 392 = « L'histoire n'exige pas tant une prose parfaitement cadencée, qu'une suite de phrases dont le tissu soit bien lié; car tout s'y enchaîne, tout y coule, tout y glisse. »
↑ Dictionnaire CNRTL [archive]
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Principessa Alexandra di Lussemburgo
La principessa Alexandra nel 2008
Principessa di Lussemburgo
Nome completoAlexandra Joséphine Teresa Charlotte Marie Wilhelmine
Altri titoliPrincipessa di Nassau
Principessa di Borbone-Parma
Nascita16 febbraio 1991 (29 anni)
Padre
Enrico di Lussemburgo
Madre
Maria Teresa di Lussemburgo
Religione
Cattolica
Alexandra di Lussemburgo (Lussemburgo, 16 febbraio 1991) è la quarta figlia del granduca Enrico di Lussemburgo.
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1Biografia
2Ascendenza
3Onorificenze
4Note
5Voci correlate
6Altri progetti
1.1Educazione
1.2Impegni ufficiali
3.1Onorificenze lussemburghesi
3.2Onorificenze straniere
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Quarta ed unica figlia del granduca Enrico di Lussemburgo e di Maria Teresa di Lussemburgo, è nata il 16 febbraio 1991 presso la "Maternité Grande-Duchesse Charlotte" nella capitale Lussemburgo.[1] Ha quattro fratelli: Guglielmo di Lussemburgo (1981), Félix di Lussemburgo (1984), Luigi di Lussemburgo-Nassau (1986) e Sébastien di Lussemburgo (1992).
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Ha frequentato la scuola primaria a Angelsberg e terminato gli studi presso il Liceo Vauban in Lussemburgo nel 2009. Ha frequentato quindi la Franciscan University di Steubenville, in Ohio, dove ha studiato psicologia e scienze sociali. Tra il 2013 ed il 2014 ha svolto un tirocinio presso il Consiglio di sicurezza delle Nazioni Unite a New York.[1][2] Ha continuato gli studi in etica ed antropologia a Parigi e si è laureata in filosofia al Trinity College di Dublino. Nel 2017 ha completato un master universitario in risoluzione di conflitti all'Irish School of Ecumenics.[2]
Parla fluentemente il lussemburghese, il francese e lo spagnolo. Ha anche una buona conoscenza del tedesco e dell'italiano.[1]
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La principessa Alexandra partecipa alle attività della famiglia granducale e frequenta determinate cerimonie o attività ufficiali, come la Giornata Nazionale o la chiusura della Festa dell'Ottava di Nostra Signora di Lussemburgo. Inoltre la principessa Alexandra ha dato il suo patrocinio alla Lëtzebuerger Déiereschutzliga e alla Fondation Lëtzebuerger Blannevereenegung.
Nel 2017 ha accompagnato il padre in visita di stato in Giappone, in assenza della madre.[3]
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Genitori
Nonni
Bisnonni
Trisnonni
Felice di Borbone-Parma
Roberto I di Parma
Maria Antonia di Braganza
Giovanni di Lussemburgo
Carlotta di Lussemburgo
Guglielmo IV di Lussemburgo
Maria Anna di Braganza
Enrico di Lussemburgo
Leopoldo III dei Belgi
Alberto I del Belgio
Elisabetta di Baviera
Giuseppina Carlotta del Belgio
Astrid di Svezia
Carlo di Svezia
Ingeborg di Danimarca
Alexandra di Lussemburgo
José Antonio Mestre y Ramos-AlmeydaFrancisco Mestre y Fernández-Criado
Matilde Ramos-Almeyda y Gómez
José Antonio Mestre y Álvarez
María Narcisa Álvarez y TabíoLucas Álvarez y Cerice
Narcisa Tabío y de la Lanza
María Teresa Mestre y Batista-Falla
Agustín Batista y González de MendozaMelchor Batista y de Varona
Julia González de Mendoza y de Pedroso
María Teresa Batista y Falla
María Teresa Falla y BonetLaureano Falla y Gutiérrez
María Dolores Bonet y Mora
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Dama dell'Ordine del Leone d'Oro di Nassau
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2009
Dama di gran croce dell'Ordine militare e civile di Adolfo di Nassau
— 16 febbraio
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, insegne ricevute il 16 febbraio
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Dama di II classe (Peonia) dell'Ordine della Corona Preziosa (Giappone)
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2017
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^ Salta a:a b c (FR) La Princesse Alexandra, su Cour Grand-Ducale de Luxembourg. URL consultato il 16 febbraio 2018.
^ Salta a:a b (EN) Princess of Luxembourg Alexandra to celebrate 27th Birthday, in Luxembourg Herald, 15 febbraio 2018. URL consultato il 16 febbraio 2018.
^ (EN) Princess Alexandra of Luxembourg goes on first royal visit to Japan, su us.hellomagazine.com, 4 dicembre 2017. URL consultato il 16 febbraio 2018.
^ Luxarazzi, su luxarazzi.com.
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なんにも考えずにreblogしまくってるんでしょう。 自分でも何をreblogしたのか忘れてるから、同じpostを何度もreblogしてるの見たことある。 ああなったら終わり。心の病気。
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