#18 months old

[starry-bi-sky]

danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #danyal al ghul au #dpxdc memes #danyal al ghul #dpdc #truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU” #regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be #*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just #need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up #the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the #family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless #danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason #to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking #a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to #stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away #i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like #18 months old #about a year and a half.

[satan-incarnate-666]

poll time!!

please reblog with your answer and country!!

i, for example, have fired a gun, and am from canada.

enjoy!!

edit to say: air rifles, bb guns, paintball markers, etc, DO NOT COUNT. only REAL firearms (as in gunpowder powered) count.

#poll #polls #poll time #caw caw caw #i was also 18 months old the first time i fired a gun #pros of living in rural northern ontario ig #now I'm a competitive sharpshooter #my girl is a .22 reuger bolt action rifle #i love her <3

[inkskinned]

the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

#writeblr #i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat #and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity #1. i am 30. #2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months. #3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did #i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her #and secondly. #OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT #briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[androgynousbirdtale]

Hamster snack time. Nugg is a happy boy :) 🐹

#syrian hamster #nugg #18 months old #carrot #snacktime #cutie

[periwinklemoonlight]

i like scar a normal amount i think

#there is way more than this but i decided to stick to art ive posted #some of the art here is almost 18 months old can u believe it #this is how i cope with not finishing the sl red life skin art yet </3

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 23

idk if ive told yall about my roommate's cat. but he is so so old. and he loves to be on your lap so so much. and he gets so comfy and you feel so bad about moving him because hes literally just a little tiny small little old man who needs his nap time. but also sometimes you have Tasks to do.

#day 23 #year 5 #it me #his name is shydow he is 18 years old and he is so small and so soft #i honestly cant believe i havent drawn him before he has been living with us for like 6 months now #i know i gave yall occasional updates on tippy & cabbage so its only fair that u get to see fanart of Kitty as well i think

[vivenecii]

Not certain if this style works for me, but I had fun experimenting. There's plenty of other techniques I would love to try, but exams. Drawing, sadly, has to wait.

#and that's a nice way to say I doubt I'll post much because I have 18 tests in the span of a month #and many other things i have to do #with the emphasis on have #I could sacrifice my sleep time to draw #except there's no sleep time to begin with #nightingales #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #if you squint you see which bird represents who #also this is a few days old but i forgot to post it

[stuckinapril]

so grateful to be a balanced mix of arab and american culture. the way american culture handles family is so fucking cold

#heard from a friend that a friend of hers HAS TO PAY RENT to stay living w family #i’m talking full on 600 dollars a month type deal #my mom would never. i bought her a 200 dollar gold necklace for her bday once and she legit refunded me the money bc she felt bad #family is so important in arab culture. american culture is very individualistic in comparison #she did that to her the moment she turned 18 too 💀💀 no 18 year old can afford 600/mo #white americans r so interesting

[keymintt]

assorted honeybee things

#art #drawing #ocs #honeybee #digital #grimm #yarrow #my art #doodles #i think everything here is at least a month old and some of it is at least six months old i've been hoarding it hdgklfdhgl #as you can probably tell my the mermay yarrow. that i did in like. june #i have a few more unposted things but they're like. suggestive and i'm NERVOUS abt posting that #i do think abt making an 18+ bsky on occasion. we'll see #i KNOW i could do it on twt but twt is like. Too public. my brother is on there. he doesn't need to see that.

[shepfax]

since autism & neurodiversity is mostly about developmental disability but is also a really broad spectrum of conditions I'm curious about something

things to note:

the word "milestones" includes typical language (speech with mouth or sign language both count), walking, using food utensils, using the toilet, bathing, and dressing yourself. you may also consider "advanced" stuff like swimming or riding a bike too

you don't have to have a perfect knowledge of child development; you can also guess based on stuff your friends or family mentioned about you

you don't have to be autistic to answer this poll but I was particularly curious about the autism community

if you have a related neurological thing like ADHD, I/DD, sensory processing disorder etc, feel free to answer as well

if you feel comfortable please tell me about your experience in the reblogs, I think it helps people understand how different we all can be

#autism #actuallyautistic #actually autistic #disability #developmental disability #neurodiversity #neurodivergent #autism acceptance #autism acceptance month #in my case I was early to talk (<12 months old) but late to walk (18 months old) #didn't learn to swim until I was 12 years old

[ballad-of-the-lamb]

i purged 300+ asks and am now left with 74 i feel like i took a shower

#munpost #someone requested narinder loaf 18 times over the course of me starting the blog (not counting the other people who asked) #whoever you are i hope you got your narinder loaf from another source #i'm going to start going through and try to get my groove back by answering asks (some of these are kinda old) so if u see me answering #something you asked like two months ago i am so sorry

[givehimthemedicine]

free miracle cure for some of the takes & winning poll options that've been on my dash lately. get well soon

#some of you are basing strong opinions off of inaccurate 18+ month old memories of your last watch and it shows #like if your ship is the main/only part of a show that you care about great. you do you. Ive had shows like that. have fun however it's fun #just. if that's you why are you jumping into arguments about the other stuff #if your perception of the show is built on yt scene packs of your ship spliced together with frog dna to fill in the boring parts #(aka The Actual Plot) where are you getting the confidence to argue dickishly about characters and themes you clearly pay no attention to? #also gesturing vaguely to that post about periodically renewing your license by rewatching the source material #anyway. #don't mind me I'm just an old man grumbling on my porch as I see tourists start to filter back into town as the weather warms up #(resumes whittling) #shitposts

[atticcreationz]

As someone who wanted to switch disciplines in college but whose request was denied a support signature by a tutor because he didn't personally like the field I wanted to go into, Gorgug's talk with Porter hit home. Also as someone who's made some funky character builds for the sake of a story lmao 😅. God I love Dimension 20 (particularly Fantasy High)'s ability to take nitty gritty D&D rules, like prerequisites for multiclassing and taking levels for flavour, and weaving them into the story in a very meaningful way and turn them into beautiful character moments.

#dimension 20 #d20 #gorgug is always my favourite boy but now even more so #fantasy high #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high junior year #fhjr #fhjr spoilers #spoilers #dimension 20 spoilers #i was in a fine arts FOUNDATION course which is meant to help you on the way to choosing your future course #a month and a half in i knew i wanted to swap to the animation foundation course which was allowed in the first 2-3 months or whatever #but the fine art tutor hated the animation tutor (not without reason but dont bring the 18 year old into your drama) and wouldnt allow it #anyways i aced the fine art year; made every assignment about animation; got into animation course; and im 10 years into my career now ✨

[livwritesstuff]

part 3 to eddie’s tattoo saga, feat. girl-dads!steddie

part 1, part 2

The first time Eddie’s oldest daughter draws on his arm with her Crayola markers, Eddie immediately gets it tattooed onto him permanently. 

She’s barely two so it’s mostly scribbles, but she’d never done it before, and she’d looked up at him with this big, proud, cheesing smile when she was done, and Ed had been caught so off guard with just how insanely much he loved her – that indescribable love parents felt for their children that, before becoming a parent, Eddie had thought he’d be able to beat the stereotypes and describe, but Moe proved him to be incorrect just about the second she came along – and he hadn’t known what else to do. 

He doesn’t even really think about it, just takes a photo so his artist will get the colors right and has her put it in an empty spot on the sleeve he’s been working on for years.

With Eddie and Steve’s second daughter, Robbie, it goes mostly the same. She's just about two years old and draws a collection of swirling scribbles on the back of his hand. Steve advises him to not get it tattooed in the same spot, and Eddie can understand why it might not always be opportune to have permanent child-scribbles in such a visible spot, so, again, he has his artist use it to fill in a gap in the sleeve on his left arm.

When their littlest girl, Hazel, is born, Ed intentionally leaves a spot on his bicep open for whenever she feels so inclined to draw on him like her big sisters had. She takes her sweet time, so much so that Eddie starts to get nervous that she might never end up doing it at all, and he wasn’t going to ask her. It had to be a natural thing, obviously. In the end, she’s nearly five years old, sitting in his lap with a pack of markers while he reads a book to her (Charlotte’s Web, because it was the first chapter book he’d read aloud to both Moe and Robbie, and now it's Hazel’s turn), coloring inside the lines of the tattoos he already has when she gets to the empty space on his arm he’d left just for her. A little bit later, it’s filled with a marker drawing of a blue house next to a green tree, with a yellow sun above the chimney.

“It’s our house,” Hazel tells him.

Eddie calls to schedule the tattoo session the second he finishes the next chapter.

He gets the okay from his artist to bring Hazel with him to the appointment, which he hadn’t done with Moe and Robbie because they’d been too little. They hadn’t had the disposition for it either, but Hazel is their sweetest baby, all solemn and shy, and the session is right before her usual naptime, so once he’s in the chair, she just sits in his lap and quietly watches his artist work until she dozes off about halfway through the process.

Eddie spends much of that session lost in thought – he’s becoming introspective in his old age (forty-five and some change).

He’s thinking about all the tattoos he’s gotten, all the spontaneous ones he’s gotten for Steve and for their girls. He’s thinking about what that means. 

In the family that Eddie and Steve have built, Steve is the one taking all those pictures and home videos and stuff. He’s the one who gets photos printed, framing their favorites and hanging them around the house and setting small ones on side tables, sticking others to the fridge with little magnets they’ve collected over the years, storing the rest in overstuffed shoe boxes he swears he’ll organize into photo albums someday (but their life is so hectic he probably won’t ever get around to it).

This is Eddie’s version of that.

This is his way of displaying to the world how much he loves his family, this thing that he’d spent years pretending he didn’t want because that was easier to sit with than the belief that it wasn’t even attainable for him, that now he gets to have.

It’s fucking incredible, is what it is, and it deserves to be documented.

#when the girls are older (think high school age) he has them all “sign” their work #i.e. he gets all their initials in their own handwriting and has his artist add them right below their artwork #ed proudly attends moe and robbie’s first tattoo sessions when they’re old enough to start getting their own #which in the harrington house is a firm 18 #though moe gets *this* close to convincing ed to drive her down to connecticut and get one at 17 #until steve catches wind of it and shuts the whole thing down #the unspoken compromise is that steve ignores the stick-and-pokes moe and robbie give each other a month later #hazel ends up not having any interest #steddie #steddie dads #liv’s steddie dads verse #steve harrington #eddie munson

[sephyrrr]

We have actually hyped ourselves up so much for blackbonnet sex scene (implied or otherwise) tomorrow what are we gonna do if it doesn’t happen??

EDIT: LETS FUCKING GO THEY DID IT SKCKSNDJAJDJQJDJJSDNAKSJQJJDJDJSJDJAJDJAIDKSKFJFJFJFJFJJSJDJWOQORJWN

#David Jenkins I will eat you #I didn’t wait 18 months for these old men NOT to fuck #I need it to happen #ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #ofmd2 #blackbonnet #ofmd s2