#1/2 a cup

[fieriframes]

[SO WE GOT PROCESSED. IT HAS TO BE AMERICAN. THERE HAS TO BE A TRICK. SAUTé ONE LARGE ONION. IN A 1/2 A CUP OF BUTTER?]

#s04e02 bar food #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #one large onion #1/2 a cup #trick #butter

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

#tumbleweed the cat #tumbleweed #cat #autoplay warning #video #turns out he was actually getting 2/3 cup of food a day due to a measuring cup mix up and more he's down to 1/2 cup per day

[autistic-ace]

Triple-M Scratch Herald of Darkness from Triple-A game

#i don't care that AWAN was like 2 cups of coffee and 1 sleepless night for Sam Lake and Remedy #it's AAA to me #mr scratch #mr. scratch #ilkka villi #alan wake #it gave us Balance Slays the Demon #and iconic dance + The Happy Song #have you seen dev diaries AND Super Effective Sale???

[system-architect]

i desperately wish gw2 had more food-centric lore. i think about asura food more than is probably particularly reasonable. they're sort of implied to like molecular gastronomy in the lvl500 chef quests which is fitting and makes sense, but surely not every asura is eating bespoke Pea Spheres day in and day out right? i think my favorite angle on them is a sort of 50s-80s american-esque food style where there's a huge emphasis on things being Convenient and Scientific, so you'd get a lot of absolute slop tv dinners and canned items that have labels boasting how they were nutritionally fortified and contained your day's complete vitamin intakes and so on. a lot of jellied things. i do also fully believe they would have + eat soylent.

#my stuff #gw2 asura #asura #plex getting through his day on 2 cups of coffee 1 cup of liquid IV and a Breakfast Bar #goes home and has a kid cuisine. #idk how to explain but asura and like 50s-80s design and culture notions just go hand in hand to me #i want to see them working in little wood paneled cubicles ok #just brazenly smoking at work while typing on an unnecessarily clunky interface #inquest superior calls you into her office. every wall is a mirror. its triangle shaped for no reason. she is wearing shoulder pads. #i just want that 'lower levels of portal 2' energy maybe #(i think this thought started when i was replaying a bug in the system and noticed their offices have SO many potted palm trees) #(i was looking at those plus the neon lights and going like Hmmmm...Miami while being chased by 9458309 plague beetles) #these tags are really rambling on sorry LOLLL

[baby-yongbok]

Imagining fucking Hyunjin, your cousin's boyfriend, when you meet him for the first time on Thanksgiving. He followed you to the bathroom and caged you against the sink. Now, he's balls deep inside of you with his fingers in your mouth to keep you quiet.

#It's better when its forbidden #I'm 1 cup of Rum and 2 cups of Gin into my night #skz #stray kids #skz imagines #stray kids scenarios #skz smut #stray kids hyunjin #straykids #stray kids smut #hyunjin hwang #hyunjinnie #hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #hyunjin scenarios #hyunjin imagines #skz hyunjin #hwang hyunjin smut #hyunjin smut #skz hyunjin smut #stray kids hyunjin smut #hyunjin stray kids #hyunjin skz #kpop smut #hwang hyunjin stray kids #hwang hyunjin x reader #hwang hyunjin imagines #hwang hyujin imagines #hwang hyunjin skz #tw cheating

[corvidcas]

i think part of the reason people are so hateful about fat people is because theyre not fat, even though they put little to no effort into their diet and daily activity levels. even if they dont live healthy lifestyles and theyre not trying to, and theyre still a "normal" weight. and because theyre ignorant and resistant to learning about how peoples bodily functions vary wildly, anyone who is fat must have brought it upon themselves by being extra lazy or extra glutinous and if they were normal they wouldnt be fat and its soooo easy to not be fat because look at them theyre not fat. which is so fucking stupid because so many people complain about how skinny people exist without "earning" how skinny they are, theyre literally just like that even if they eat tons of food because they're trying desperately not to be skinny. but the opposite cant be true for fat people apparently. fatness is always a direct consequence of abnormal habits apparently.

#e.txt #tw fatphobia mention #i know people assume skinny people eat nothing all the time too but every skinny ass mf i meet is like omg i can eat so much and not gain #anything teehee #and i see so many skinny ppl will flood comments of fat positive ANYTHING talking about how they hate being skinny so much and eat so much #to try to gain weight but its not working #like skinny ppl wont shut up about how hard it can be to gain weight but god forbid a fat person suggest its hard to loose weight bc then #theyre just being lazy. #ppl will tell me i should eat less to lose weight meanwhile im living off an orange and a cup of nuts for brunch #and 1/2 salmon filet a cup of rice and veggies for dinner #and i walk 8 hours a day 3 times a week. #if i eat less i will get nauseous i will get dizzy i will get a migraine and i will be a bitch #yes obviously this is a personal grievance but like am i wrong? #rant #probably less than a cup of rice even i make a cup and then split it in half with my partner and sometimes dont even finish it

[cookies-in-chees]

My Otasune hc (this could be read platonically or romantically tbh) is that Otacon is a very online person to the point that his baseline for a normal persons knowledge is someone who is very online but way less than he is

Snake however isn’t really online at all and doesn’t really want to be

So Otacon will just say shit that he thinks is very normal but Snakes views it as a horror beyond his comprehension

#mgs #metal gear solid #am I going to write a fox where Hal shows snavid 2 girls 1 cup #maybe #should I be? #probably not #solid snake #otacon #hal emmerich #otasune

[why-the-heck-not]

Anxious? Nervous? Feeling the impending doom? May I interest you in ”chugging so much coffee as fast as u can”!! With this lowprice solution, you too can think about all of ur flaws, mistakes and future stresses with quadruple the energy and efficiency !! It is almost free !! What are you waiting for ???? Pick up the phone and order ”chugging so much coffee as fast as u can” today for the low-price of one (1) anxiety attack at 1-800-MISTAKE !!! You will not regret it !!!!

#uhh idk reminders to self that one (1) cup of coffee straight after waking up is enough #u don’t need 2 cups in the first like half an hour #also yes i think im funny and my brain read this in that Welcome to Nightvale voice for some reason #i’ll go listen to a podcast and do dishes like that’s the calmest thing to do when u have bunch of nervous energy #also just had a zoom call that was like 10mins but did I manage to say even one thing? nope i did not and now i started my day very poorly #with feeling like I already failed a task (no but like rly had nothing to add to things and im bad at just talking if it’s not necessary) #september 2023 #2023

[robindrake93]

Is anyone going to talk about how this is the second time Branch has brought someone back from the dead?

#trolls band together #dreamworks trolls #the first time was trolls 1 with poppy #sorry but our girl was dead when branch caught up to her #the second time is floyd in trolls 3 #i don't take criticism that twink troll turned to crystal/plastic/glass #he was no longer there went off to heaven drinking from his silver cup whatever those death worshipping (pos) lyrics were #BUT floyd was brought back by the power of love #and not wanting to disappoint branch again like couldn't walk out on his brother a second time but forever this time #did anyone die and come back after branch showed up in their proximity in trolls 2 someone tell me #i can't remember rn

[fieriframes]

[SO WE JUST BOIL DOWN SOME TATERS? FOUR TO FIVE. AND I'M GONNA STICK 'EM IN MY MIXER. AMERICAN. SO WE GOT PROCESSED. IT HAS TO BE AMERICAN. IT HAS TO BE AMERICAN? YES. SAUTé ONE LARGE ONION. IN A 1/2 A CUP OF BUTTER?]

#s04e02 bar food #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #one large onion #1/2 a cup #gonna stick #my mixer #taters #four #five #american. #sauté #butter

[rainedragon]

I miiight have accidentally bought a whole set of 1930s Noritake China yesterday at ReStore for $26

#It's place settings for 12 #but it's missing one saucer #and 3 of the smallest plates #but it was $26 #The main shop I buy my china at would charge me $26 for 1-2 of these cups alone #and I'm in love with this pattern #Noritake #antique china #china #Japanese china #1930s #1930s china #tea cups #teacups

[mixelation]

I'm like 90% sure youve mentioned this before but would tori introduce herself to naruto as the daughter of the inventor of cup ramen

tori: im not gonna do it

naruto: (exists)

tori: fuck im gonna do it

#tori loves eat hot chip and lie #this joke is funnier in reborn au bc 1. naruto is young enough to believe this and then 2. #naruto: it's really annoying to have a famous dad #deidara without missing a beat: you should talk to tori about her dad. he invented cup noodles #naruto: !!!!!!!! #fic: plasticity #tori: my father-- #itachi: yes the inventor of cup noodles. we know #naruto: (LOSING HIS MIND)

[foodshowxyz]

Coconut Lavender Tartlets Recipe

Ingredients:

For the Tart Shells:

1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

1/2 cup powdered sugar

1/4 teaspoon salt

1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, cold and cubed

1-2 tablespoons ice water

For the Coconut Custard:

1 cup coconut milk

1/4 cup granulated sugar

2 tablespoons cornstarch

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/2 teaspoon lavender extract (or a few fresh lavender buds, finely crushed)

For the Whipped Coconut Cream:

1 can (14 ounces) coconut cream, chilled overnight

2 tablespoons powdered sugar

1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

For Garnish:

Toasted coconut flakes

Lavender buds

Powdered sugar for dusting

Instructions:

Make the Tart Shells:

In a food processor, combine flour, powdered sugar, and salt. Pulse to mix.

Add the cold butter and pulse until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs.

Add ice water 1 tablespoon at a time, pulsing until the dough starts to come together.

Press the dough into tartlet molds and prick the bottom with a fork.

Chill for 30 minutes, then bake at 350°F (175°C) for 20 minutes or until golden. Let cool completely.

Prepare the Coconut Custard:

Whisk together sugar and cornstarch in a saucepan.

Gradually whisk in coconut milk, ensuring no lumps form.

Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly until the mixture thickens and comes to a boil.

Remove from heat and stir in vanilla and lavender extracts. Allow to cool slightly before pouring into the cooled tart shells. Chill until set.

Make the Whipped Coconut Cream:

Scoop out the solidified coconut cream from the chilled can, leaving any liquid behind.

Whip the coconut cream with powdered sugar and vanilla extract until soft peaks form.

Assemble the Tartlets:

Once the custard is set, spoon or pipe the whipped coconut cream onto each tartlet.

Garnish with toasted coconut flakes, lavender buds, and a dusting of powdered sugar.

Serve:

Allow the tartlets to sit at room temperature for a few minutes before serving for the best flavor and texture.

#recipe #delicious #food blogs #food pics #food #homemade #foodshow #dessert #cake #breakfast #snacks #coconut #Coconut Lavender Tartlets Recipe #Ingredients: #For the Tart Shells: #1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour #1/2 cup powdered sugar #1/4 teaspoon salt #1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter #cold and cubed #1-2 tablespoons ice water #For the Coconut Custard: #1 cup coconut milk #1/4 cup granulated sugar #2 tablespoons cornstarch #1 teaspoon vanilla extract #1/2 teaspoon lavender extract (or a few fresh lavender buds #finely crushed) #For the Whipped Coconut Cream: #1 can (14 ounces) coconut cream

[lewishamiltonstuff]

I want to know what special prayer he said because imma need it to pass the exams I'll be going through in a month

#Whatever he said worked #France scored 2 goals!!! #france nt #world cup #world cup 2022 #fifa 2022 #fifa world cup #football #Pierre #pierre gasly #French #formula 1 #fic ref #wc 2022 #qatar world cup #qatar 2022

[radarchives]

#obey me nightbringer #belphegor #me when i just took grippostad c and downed a big cup of coffee and then proceeded to fall into delirium like sleep for 1 1/2 hours #recommendation: don't do that #queuecifer

[speedlimit15]

you too can have a crazy day if you watch eraserhead for the first time at 7:30 am and immediately talk to your sister on the phone for three hours because she wants to talk about your psychedelic experiences in depth in order to compare them with her own and now it’s 1:52pm and you haven’t eaten anything

#well i had 2 cups of coffee 1 bowl of weed and some nicotine #i’m eating rn don’t worry.