#-splits a table-

[aubreality]

GUYS!! LUIGI'S MANSION 3 IS SO FUCKING FUN!

#so i got a switch yesterday! #and i had to get the game with my sweet sweet boy as the star! #AND I UNDERESTIMATED HOW FUN THIS GAME IS #AND ALSO LUIGI IS SO FUCKING CUTE!?!? #LIKE THE LITTLE NOISES AND “DIALOGUE” HE DOES AHDBDNJDNFF #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! #I feel bad accidentally scaring him but he's so dang CUTE #LOSING MY MIND I LOVE THIS GAME SM ALREADY #HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE #-splits a table- #self ship #f/o #self shipping

[bakubunny]

@dcsiremc you started this with your lil, “better run along, daddy’s waiting,” nonsense, so eat up.

tw: jealous!izuku, f!reader, aged up characters, daddy as title, mild degradation, mild breath play, exhibition, reader is called puppy, katsuki loves to instigate bs

your cheeks grew hot the moment katsuki’s hand lightly rested on your shoulder unnecessarily. he was hovering over you, answering a question you had about a case file. izuku cleared his throat from across the work room. you immediately pulled away from katsuki, who was looking back at izuku with a smug grin, unbeknownst to you. he watched as a vein bulged in izuku’s neck.

fuck, this is too easy, he thought. katuski knew how possessive izuku was and how easily he got jealous, especially when it came to you. he’d been doing this kind of shit all day - standing a little too close, speaking a little too softly so you’d have to lean in, taking one too many glances at your body when you weren’t looking - in an effort to set izuku off for the hell of it.

the final straw was when it was just the three of you in the agency. you were in front of the microwave. katsuki walked over and brushed his hand on the small of your back, hovering there as you froze while he reached around you to grab a coffee mug. you heard a pencil snap and a chair roll against the floor as izuku stood up.

“need something, kacchan?” tension laced his tone of voice.

katsuki looked at him in bewilderment. “no? just wanted a cup,” he said, holding the only other all might mug in the office in his hand.

you kept your head down as izuku walked over.

“then why the fuck are you touching my girl again?” izuku spat. he shoved katsuki’s shoulder.

“izu, stop-”

“shut the fuck up, brat, i’m dealing with you next,” he said.

katsuki bit back a grin. “tch. dunno what’s gotten into you but you need to chill.” izuku got in his face.

“keep your hands and your eyes to yourself, and i will. and you,” he said, turning your direction. izuku grabbed your bicep. “you just gonna let him do that when you know good and well who owns you? hmm?”

you froze, unsure of how he expected you to respond.

“answer me, pup,” he said quietly, leaning in to look you in the eyes.

katsuki’s grin broke and he snorted. your body grew hot.

“n-no, sir,” you whispered.

you flinched when his grip tightened.

“then what should you do?” his voice was as soft as he could manage, but the look on katsuki’s face told you he heard izuku’s every word.

“go to you.”

“that’s right,” izuku said.

izuku dragged you to the table where katsuki now sat with a plate of food for his lunch break. he took a fistful of your hair and pulled hard.

“ow! what are you doing?”

“reminding you of what’s mine. bend over. now.” he pressed your face into the table in front of the smug, blonde hero.

“are you crazy?” you asked. heat rushed to your core as izuku pinned one arm behind your back and grabbed the other to hold both of your hands tightly in one of his.

“you wanna play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. you know daddy doesn’t like to share,” he said. he lifted your skirt and ran his fingers along your panties, already more damp than you’d wanted to admit.

“izuk-”

your breath caught as a thick finger slipped into your cunt. his skilled hand rubbed into your spongy sweet spot in a way that made you flutter around him, closing your eyes and biting back a whine. you tried to turn your face away from the grinning man you knew was staring down at you.

“no, no, don’t be shy,” izuku said. “you wanna be a brat and whore yourself out right in front of me, you’re gonna let kacchan see your pretty face when i make you cry.”

a whimper slipped off your lips. izuku pushed a second finger into you. he pumped harder and faster, the messy sound audible as you moaned.

“yeah, that’s what i fucking thought.” he leaned into your ear. “you’re just a dumb puppy, need to be put in your place. too stupid to know any better without my help.”

your cheeks burned as katsuki snickered, seeming unphased by what he was doing.

“open.”

izuku shoved slick covered fingers into your mouth to clean off before pulling your panties down. he made quick work of unbuckling his belt and freeing his heavy cock. you cried out when he pushed into your cunt with a single thrust, tears pricking the corners of your eyes from overwhelming girth as he set a hard pace. the breath was knocked out of your lungs as he fucked you, a cold sweat forming on your skin as your body tried to adjust.

“izu, fuc- ah! it h-hurts,” you whined.

izuku’s hips slapped harder and faster into yours. “stop bitching, i know you can take it. take it like a good girl. take my fucking cock.”

the lump in your throat burned from the mix of pain and overwhelming pleasure rapidly overtaking your body. tears fell down your cheeks when a hard smack hit your ass and you groaned. katsuki looked down at you with a sickening grin as he ate.

“tch. dinner and a show. at least you’re good for somethin’,” he said.

izuku grunted. he let go of your arms and moved a hand to grip your hip. his free arm worked its way under and around your neck as his bicep flexed. your eyes rolled with his thrust at a slightly different angle, dragging his cock head along your sweet spot at a blinding pace.

“hear that? even kacchan knows where you belong,” izuku said, his warm breath fanning your skin.

you made a pitiful attempt at pulling on izuku’s tightening arm, the size of him and the strength of his hold only making the sound of your wet cunt sloppy and lewd as you clenched hard around his cock. lightheadedness trickled in as gurgling moans added to the disgusting slew of humiliating noises your body made.

“‘zuku-”

“nuh uh, baby. who owns this pussy? who do you belong to?” he growled.

a shudder rolled down your back. you gasped as his grip loosened slightly. “daddyy-”

“say it again.” izuku’s lips grazed your ear.

“d-daddy, fuck, daddy,” you whined, drool pooling in the corner of your mouth.

his fingers dug into your hip hard enough to bruise.

“that’s it, puppy. better keep it up til you fucking cum. wanna hear you tell me that when you cum for me,” he said.

with your head spinning, the coil in your belly felt ready to snap as you nearly came undone. izuku’s balls clapped against your clit, sparks of tingling pleasure in your body as he moved, fucking you hard and deep. the sound of your slurred, pathetic voice crying out over and over as your legs shook made him groan.

“gonna make - shit - make me cum, fuck,” izuku said. c’mon, i know you’re close. be a good fuck toy and cum on my cock.”

“daddy, ah-”

you moaned and trembled when your orgasm came crashing down in white hot pleasure as you pushed your hips into his thrusts. izuku fucked you through it as his own hit, filling you with his hot cum with a growl.

“fuck, that’s it, milk my cock dry…. s’ a good girl….”

izuku groaned again before kissing your head as you came down from bliss. you could already feel wet heat trickling down your thighs. katsuki’s grin told you he was never going to let you live this down.

･˳ . ⋆ .˳⁺⁎˚ ⋆･˳ . ⋆ .˳⁺⁎˚ ⋆･˳ . ⋆ .˳⁺⁎˚ ⋆

one month later

you stood at katsuki’s desk, clarifying something about his recently submitted case file, feeling the weight of izuku’s eyes on you as he answered you. katsuki glanced in his direction and smirked.

“better run along. daddy’s waiting.”

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#it’s my hc that the tables have literally been bolted to the floor bc of these two and their damn antics #but they work so well together that no one’s willing to split them up #(meaning bkdk) #shamelessly targeted payback after your many targeted aizawa & kiri fics #midoriya izuku #midoriya smut #bakugo katuski #bakugou katsuki #bakugou smut #bnha smut #mha smut #x reader #midoriya x reader #bakudeku smut #bakudeku x reader #f!reader #bakubunny #aged up characters

[humanmorph]

"[high pitched and tinny] Let’s dive in. Let’s dive in. It’s time to dive in. Get ready to [audio distorts and slows] dive. Diiive. Diiiiie…" (The Road to PALISADE 20: City Planning Department)

so that's what i've been working on for the past 2 weeks! i wanted to draw something for this intro ever since i first listened to it (as a companion piece to my other gur drawing, though it of course ended up being way bigger in scale), but it only really gripped me about halfway through PALISADE ep 18. the next morning after that i listened to this narration on repeat for about 45 minutes and then made a big sketch on 4 sheets of paper at my desk at work.

anyways, i haven't listened to the new episode yet but i think i'm probably ready for whatever they're gonna throw at us with the next sortie. i'm gonna believe, against it all, in millennium break. for gur

(i recommend listening along while scrolling! + transcript btw. if anything is hard to read)

#road to palisade #road to palisade spoilers #palisade #fatt #friends at the table #gur sevraq #<- yuore everything btw. #long post #and good god. it sure as fuck is #rosa art #the full file for this? that i had to split up? its 30000 pixel tall. thats 218cm #im so proud of this & it was a ton of fun. ooohhh my free floating panels i love them #i posted about my progress (theres some earlier sketches n lineart too) on cohost to be like well. #maybe i wont talk so fucking much on the actual post but noooo i cant shut up #love that for me.shoutout if you read all this #if you find a typo please. dont even mention it #a fun thing about this is that i almost know the intro by heart now. theres like 3 lines i get stuck on but mostly. its all there #ill link the cohost if i reblog this again. personally i think its interesting stuff but i love to hear myself talk abt shit i make soooo #anyways i have art class tomorrow & should sleep soon : ) but im happy im finally able to show this off. it rules sooo much

[worthlessprotoplasam]

Who let a dumb kid looking and that dog like dude in the club

#lucas is so stupid he split his soda all over his shirt #mother 3 #lucas mother 3 #earthbound #mother series #lucas #mommyless 3 #my art #boney #boney mother 3 #violet #kumatora #club titiboo #kumatora probably gonna have to clean the nasty sticky mess they made on the table #dog like dude

[playerkingsley]

thinking about that small moment between deanna and ashton (ashford) amidst all the chaos, the glimpse of recognition opposite the aeormaton they stumbled upon and cared for (in their own ways). how aabria mentioned she crafted different aspects of deanna to connect to each of bell’s hells: for ashton, coming back from death and finding a world slightly askew, rediscovering their place in it, and what remains of the frayed threads connecting them to it. to grappling with their relationship to power and “pay attention to who you want to be”

#tangential to her conversation with chetney and his line ‘out here in my own story it’s cool’ in terms of finding agency and challenging #preconceptions of purpose and identity in the wake of new powers. but never without empathy (per the context of the og conversation) #critical role #cr spoilers #just a small meandering thought. I’m sad the cross split guest relationships didn’t get more time but obviously a ten-pc table is #a BIT unwieldy. #deanna leimert #ashton greymoore

[mx-heinous]

California: Sooooo, Gov, there's this thing I've wanted to ask you abou–

Gov: No.

California: Come on, why not?!

Gov: For the last time, NO. You are not getting split into smaller states! It's impractical, and you've already asked me 220 times! And what did I say then?

California: *sighs* You said no... But! Here me out!

Gov: NO.

California: *pouts* >:(

#so most of the time they've wanted north and south but occasionally soneone proposes west and east #some guy proposed to split the state into *six* #the proposed were jefferson north south west central and silicon valley #I think texas would've just died on sight with 6 californias #wttt #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt gov #ben brainard

[wanderingwriter87]

2? for the ask game

2 compelling argument for why my fave would never top or bottom. garak would never top bc. look at him

(i know they're not personality types just let me have this)

#asks #i think it's like a 70-30 split with garashir at most #if im being really real #like outside of the bit #but i do think both of them would gladly bottom exclusively if that was on the table whereas neither one of them wants to strictly top

[chamerionwrites]

Laying aside the question of folks with full-blown genderfeels just for a moment, a thing I’ve always found lowkey interesting is how much more common it seems to be for cishet dudes to choose to play women in RPGs than it is for women to choose to play dudes.

(The flip explanation is ofc that if you’re a straight man who is going to be staring at a character for many hours it might as well be a hot lady, but ime the pattern holds true in tabletop as well as CRPGs, so.)

#something something how rarely women get to see themselves as complex and fully realized characters #something something how rarely men get to be free of the pressure to perform masculinity #idk it just intrigues me #especially because ime the reverse often seems to be true in /written/ fiction. #gender stuff #gaming #on writing #my posts #anecdotally: i have been writing and playing basically a 50/50 gender split of characters my entire life #(i did not recognize this as unusual until multiple schoolteachers commented about it on creative writing projects) #i have never once in my life sat at a table with another ostensibly cishet woman playing a male character #but i have encountered the reverse multiple times! #and obviously there are statistical reasons my perspective might be skewed here (more dudes overall) but still. anecdotally.

[justalittlebluetiefling]

But I’m not READY for the party to be reunited this has been so FUN.

#listen i'm excited for the main table to be together again #but this party split has been a fucking blast #i don't need anything more than this lol #i'm going to miss the guests #critical role #bell's hells #cr3e63 #cr spoilers #cr lb

[tsukana]

wake up babes new meme format just dropped

#tsu talks #lifesmp #double life smp #3l dl #was watching cleos earlier and saw this bit and like. #IMMEDIATELY went oh this is the that dude sitting behidn the table meme. #with the vibes of that tiktok split screen one #you give me [1 iron ingot] i give u [some terrible advice] #tangotek

[wolframcarbide]

#fractal #fractal art #digital art #channel splitting #look-up table #ImageJ #original content

[dipplinduo]

So....TTPD is out.

...how in danger are we?

Yes. ✌️🤍

#some updates are spared #others are not #laughing in S&S D #laughing in DIOH #laughing in angst #laughing in MY PEN IS CHARGED BRUH #little did you know your home's only really just a town you're just a guest in #the voices in his head called the rain to end our days of wild #pulled him in tighter rach time he was driftin' away my spine split from carrying us up this hill #stitches come undone #i can fix him no really i can #trust me i can handle me a dangerous man #say it once again with feeling #how the death rattle breathing #silienced as the soul was leaving #old habits die screaming #So I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street #Is it a wonder I broke? #change the prophecy #cards on the table mine play out like fools in a fable #theres so much more LMAOOO #do with those as you will #my fics #I am also debating writing an absolutely devestating oneshot just because I can #this album is lowkey my personality for the foreseeable future thanks taylor swift #you neVER MISS

[elemental-plane]

not at all going insane about the scene with the maw. definitely not thinking about how even though elise and raj's history is very clearly complicated she sees him struggling and immediately tells him that they can leave. i am being SO NORMAL about how for a second maybe if you squint it's like they almost go back into their assumed old dynamic. i am not at all losing my mind over them.

#critical role #candela obscura #the circle of tide and bone #candela obscura the circle of tide and bone #elsie roberts #ashly burch #rajan savarimuthu #noshir dalal #they r driving me INSANE #next candela episode come sooner i think i'm going to die #BUT ALSO SHOUTOUT TO NOSHIR AND ASHLY??? THEYRE SO COOL???? love them both #this entire table is batshit insane but that split screen scene right before the maw??? #i was FLABBERGASTED. hand over mouth level of GOBSMACKED. #anyways i am so normal hahahha wdym

[villainsidestep]

evil beckers thought….. just how many autopsies Did they send chen ?

#gideon shut the hell up challenge #was he subjected to the knowledge - the Sight - of all three of them? if only one or two does he worry abt the others? #does he find himself surprised that their injuries aren't the same? that for once they've been forcibly split up? it makes sense of course #(operating on all three at the same time is just unrealistic. there's no reason to have more than one per operating table) #but there's also just something so distinctly Wrong abt seeing them split up - esp knowing it was against their will like this ??? #which catches him more off-guard when they show back up: that they're alive or that only one is? does he file it away that maybe the other #two managed to survive as well? or does he write them off as being lost? decide that the survivor wouldn't be alone otherwise? #honestly on solo/double survivor routes I bet he fucking knows which parts got harvested off the fallen sibling #which has to be . awful to keep to yourself. yes he has replacement parts but his are metal !!! not taken from his dead siblings !!! #...... on a lighter note do u think once they do the reveal the ortegas want to compare the tats. bc I would. I'm just saying #I JUST THINK. if ur get a regene reveal of a set of siblings. u could immediately be like 'haha yeah but like... how similar are ur tats' #keeping up with the beckers

[thecrumpit]

Palisade 27 spoilers.

I am *checks WIPs about divines that may or may not date back to the first divine, and may or may not be returning to the universe whether they want to or not* Normal about Motion.

#yeah this is friends at the table #friends at the table #palisade #yes its about Rigour splitting abd becoming Perrenial and Motion (and possibly gumption not sure yet) after being defeated by cassander #WHOS CLONE WAS LATER THE ELECT OF MOTION #i am NORMAL about this

[lilflowerpot]

Hi! Hope ur well, just wondering how the galra would feel about ivf and surrogate mothers and such things.

Also, would diabazaal have had any other religious groups or did they have one decided belief

I've actually addressed both Imperial surrogacy, and the Empire's major religious groups (along with a follow-up regarding various funerary rites) before!

I know my blog has rather a lot to comb through at this point, but for those of you not in the know, I //am// a meticulous tagger, so you can notably narrow down my posts to just the worldbuilding ones if you take a gander at #galra history & culture!

#I've just checked and of the 1000+ posts on this blog there are about ~160 filed under my worldbuilding tag #which is still... a rather obscene amount lmao but more manageable by far! #and many of those have little tables / diagrams / visual aids to keep things interesting for you ♡ #also yes this is me pushing myself to get back into the swing of things—not only asks but unanswered DMs and ao3 comments too #chapter 25 is legitimately underway i've just found that I'd planned for so much that it's definitely going to have to be split in two- #and also i think i've written myself into a loop of 'A comes before B which comes before C which comes before A' so that's fun #i'm sorry my loves it's been something of A Year and i'm not even sure why #anyway... progress! slowly but surely #as always I deeply appreciate everyone's patience & support ♡♡♡ #Ao3 Little Blade #sa screams back #the author speaks