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Propaganda:

Julia Ortega: big woman who is leaning masc and hot but also genuinely can be soft and is honestly smart- but also a lying asshole at the same time so!!!!

Pelayo: Grizzled modded muscle, the technical actual second in command (puppet doesnt count thats just sidestep 2 electric boogaloo), can wrangle the crew pretty well too! is sO LOYAL TO SIDESTEP?? what is hotter than loyalty.

#(mitski’s I bet on losing dogs starts playing) #fhr sexyman tournament #( polls. )

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beginning to realize that my fascination with ortega can best be described as "i love you" (derogatory)

#need to punt them like a stress ball #they should be put in the absolute worst situations in the world #i need them dissected immediately #thinking about them makes me irritated because what is wrong with them. i am enamored. #<- LITERALLY SECONDING ALL OF THIS…….. #ortega

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Forget joining the Rangers back in the day.

Tragically the rangers do not, as far as I’m aware, have a softball team where they have bi-weekly grudge matches with the guardians. But they should.

#cheerleaders have so few votes but (adds another one for fawn) #I’m sure they could be confined to play on the team but like. on a per-game basis #if u need them to fill a spot just for the day then sure but otherwise they’re happy just cheering the rangers on #step questions #( polls. )

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some chen art

and ricardo i guess 🙄

#obsessed w them honestly #chen #ortega #chargesteel #( queued. )

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#♡: yasmin x ric #♡: eden x jake

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this is not the first time we have said it nor will it be the last

god it’s like nobody wants to mercy kill their partner to spare them from a fate worse than death anymore 😒

#gideon shut the hell up challenge #do love all of u making it abt ortega tho since ric is always secondary in this scenario <3 #fellas is it gay to be a dog on a leash for ur handler and then have the nerve to turn around and ask him to put u down ? #survey says. yes it is ! #as usual. none of this lines up w canon BUT. it’s canon in my HEART. okay

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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

#keeping up with the beckers #‘​hey wouldn’t it be funny if these three were siblings bc they share a last name’ and now look at them #( queued. )

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🪜🤸‍♀️🤏

-> thats the hand of god flicking me down the stairs. btw.

#fawn becker #throwing themself down the stairs when chen shows up 2 the fight

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goodbye pelayo

#stopppp 😭😭 but also yeah. yeah #fhr sexyman tournament

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voting jake pelayo when he goes against julia not to help him win but to soften the killing blow when he gets annihilated

voting jake when he goes against julia not to help him win but to soften the killing blow when he gets annihilated

#gideon shut the hell up challenge #fhr sexyman tournament

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god it’s like nobody wants to mercy kill their partner to spare them from a fate worse than death anymore 😒

#gideon shut the hell up challenge #‘gid is this-’ yes this is abt fawn asking chen to kill them if necessary bc we’re talking abt it again What Abt It !!!!

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i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that

#tagged for us #ty aurrie tbh so true #fawn becker #etc: jealous of euthanized dogs #( queued. )

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#sidestep #esp w the herald rivalry lmao #( queued. )

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What do you mean i can’t just pout and look at you with my big shiny eyes to get anything i want?

#fawn becker #( queued. )

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>be born

>try to be a "good person"

>morality is determined by social actors with their own motivations and access to power

>goodness is merely a shifting social approximation with no precise center or meaning

>still try to be a "good person"

>get punished anyways

>die

#fawn becker #( queued. )

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fucking creep. (flirting)

#argentstep #♡: fawn x angie #♡: fawn x angie x ric #( queued. )

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Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

#…… #♡: fawn x chen #stop bugging ur bf at work bitch !!!! #OH WAIT ALSO #ortega x hg. just for funsies #( queued. )