#(thats true)

[metroid-fusion]

in america they dont have aword for sandwich you have to call it a weird burger

#thats true #a511ff

[delightfulpenguinwerewolf]

just saw a yt comment with 100+ likes saying these are two cunts looking at eachother I CANT-

#THATS TRUE #kung fu panda #kfp #kfp lord shen #kfp chameleon

[natsmagi]

combining 2 old drawings to create a new better drawing. they r so cute

(old)

#its funny bc sometimes im like “yea i have a pretty consistent artstyle. i dont think its changed much” #and like #thats true #but whenever i look at my old art im like WOW what the FUCK IS THAT #every time ppl reblog my old art i contemplate death #i shouldnt have used up my good ideas so early on. i shouldve waited until i was at least a little better #Oh well #god knows ill be saying this about my current art too in a years time #nat rambles #would be so fucking funny if i redrew some of my old m!ntmg art but womanified it #i wont do that bc id feel bad for the men likers out there but its funny to think about

[notafanjustpassionate]

I'm sobbing right now 🥹

#lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen #thats true #i love them #they know each other so well

[max1461]

a maxpost will be like. we often picture the pussy as vertical and the penis as horizontal or pointing out of the page at the viewer. from this we can construct the mathematical operation cross product, right hand ruled penis x pussy = -penis. im onto something here i value your input my dear friend's and mutuals.

thats true

#thats true #anon

[katiefratie]

Now what the fuck do you mean he doesnt know where he's from......

#doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #donna cant have seen it all.... #it wasnt his fault #thats true #but this aint donna #oh yup there we go

[redacted-metallum]

Transmisandry is actually when shorts dont fit me right because im fat and have lady hips so theyre somehow tight in the front but with too much dick room and try to escape my ass when I stand up

#revs thoughts #t tag #/JOKE THIS IS A JOKE #not about the shorts not fitting #thats true

[geister-stadt]

Ich glaube, das letzte mal von Herzen glücklich, ist so lange her, - damals war ich ein Kind.

#feo night #cant sleep #20 #deep #rap zitat #gedanken rap #thats true #deutschrap #deutschrap zitat #sad but true #deppresive #hoodgurrrl #rap in deep #F

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

*cries in Leo*

🏃🏼‍♀️ 🏃🏼‍♀️ 🏃🏼‍♀️

NO VEE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I LOVE LEOS SO MUCH LIKE I WOULD DIE FOR ANY LEO EVER IN MY LIFE EVER

LiKE ITS UNHEALTHY HOW MUCH I LOVE LEOS

I’m a Sagittarius, it makes sense because- and I always tell people this and it’s not entirely true but kinda true- no one likes fire signs except for fire signs so we have to have each others backs but LEOS?

Y’all tell me to hide a body for you? I will, I’ll take the fall. I’ll go to jail, I admit to the crime even with no evidence against me FOR A LEO? IT WOULD BE WORTH IT

LEOS ARE PERFECT. MISUNDERSTOOD. AND PERFECT AND I LOVE YALL

#we know the bad traits of leo but here me out #self-centered #as they should be #they’re leos? #and leos are perfect #thats a fact #if you’re mad at a leo for being self-centered you’re really just mad because leos really are just that great #possessive? #yeah #clingy #thats true #BUT WHO DOESNT LIKE THAT #I had a leo friend who was literally a gay man and he was SO possessive and clingy over me and I fucking love that shit #he got mad at me one day for talking to other people like i thought he was kidding he was like dont talk to other people brie #and i was like lol okay #but then everytime I did he would pout really hard and be like DONT TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE #I LOVED THAT MAN #IF A LEO TOLD ME TO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE I KNOW AND JUST TALK TO THEM I WOULD DO IT #IN A HEARTBEAT #MY LOVE FOR LEOS IS UNENDING #If you ever meet someone who hates leos just know it doesnt even matter because i love leos so much it makes up for the haters #THESE ARE JUST FACTS #I WOULD GO ON BUT TECHNICALLY YOU DIDNT ASK #AND ALSO I KNOW I SOUND CRAZY #b: veethefreeelf #ALSO IM PROBABLY GONNA RUN OUT OF TAGS

[batfall-moved]

*   so  !  it’s   been   a   bit  of  time  writing  this  muse  and  i’m  still thankful.   i’m   so   also  thankful  for  the  FEMALE  OCS    /  MUSES    that   i’ve  got  to  RP  WITH    SO  !   to   get  this   lifted  off  i  have  to  thank  ALL  the  FEMALE  OCS  /  MUSES.   @fraudien  ,   @lovelack  ,  @writre  ,  @banschivs  ,  @desafia  ,  @crimeloyalty,  @herhaunt , @shumways , @beffraye , @pyreshe ,  @chaoshe @nostqlgia.   YOU   ARE  THE  FUCKING  BEST.  i  literally wouldn’t  be  anywhere  without  you.  

#* ( OOC ) ( selena says ! ) #I WOULD NOT BE HERE WITHOUT YOU #LIKE YEAH #THATS TRUE

[mikaelaryder]

my gender is puppyboy babygirl but only I get to call me a girl

#thoughts #dumb shit #thats true #and also cool queer friends but only if i know they mean girl*

[nieprzespane--noce]

boli mnie całe ciało, w głowie myśli krążą jak pojebane, a wokół tylko cisza

#my words #writing #thats true #true #cisza #moje mysli

[depressedromanticism]

"Yesterday , I sat with my anger until it told me it's true name " - said the boy

"What is it ?" - asked the Ox

"Grief ."

- Anonymous

#emotions #heart and soul #thats me #deep thinking #feelings #truly a masterpiece #thats true #loneliness #lonelihood #good grief

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :) #maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

[asxtrophile]

On the verge on insanity

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You think I've crossed the border?

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Haha me too

#ha ha funny #maybe not #but seriously though #thats true #so bare with me #please #thank you #gosh I'm gonna die at this rate #bye lmao

[ghost-of-you]

just been observing the conversation on mishearing 5sos lyrics and wanna add that 'sayuwami' is literally part of the chorus line of their most popular song. these guys looked at enunciation and went 'yeah we dont need that' (to be fair, it did become a huge hit regardless of their lack of enunciation so i guess it worked. and we love them anyways, even if we cant understand what theyre saying sometimes)

I mean, seriously kspakspakpakapaka no enunciation whatsoever. It's about the feelings. Maybe we can guess the lyrics later lol

#thats true #and yb is what it is lol #insane #i was asked #anon 😌