#(sorta ig)

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

i wish we got to see the rescue bots interacting with the decepticons and being met with fear. but like the fear is from the decepticons tho

“what do you MEAN they still exist?! what do you MEAN THEY’RE ALL TRIPLE CHANGERS?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEIR THIRD FORMS ARE DINOBOTS?!?!”

also the chaos that comes with the rescue bots having no sense of self preservation/awareness and being blunt as shit. like these guys are probably just as mean if not meaner (heatwave pls chill) than the decepticons. they bitch at each other more than any other team for sure, and they do it to everyone around them too.

knockout keeps getting roasted bc of his vanity. heatwave wont stop doing starscream’s voice perfectly and using it to mock him. chase just told megatron his ship is in terrible condition and does he even take care of it? boulder accidentally implied shockwave’s experiments are ridiculous. blades intentionally implied that right after tho so everyone forgot about boulder. soundwave is losing his shit bc how did he not detect these guys, they flew under his radar, lazerbeak no dont play with the firetruck he's crazy and so is the dog.

after everyone calms down a little the decepticons realize they really like these bots (especially bc starscream hates them) (heatwave please stop doing the voice its really good but still) and they start vibing. megs offers them some cocaine dark energon to snort look at. breakdown lobs with heatwave and loses his shit when he realizes this little guy is way better than him (he learns hw was a champion and loses it even more). blades tries to hang out with dreadwing but that guys really scares him so he ends up following the others around. chase tries to educate the vehicons on their workers rights (they mostly zone out because he kept talking for like three hours). boulder does upgrades on their ship and becomes friends with soundwave and shockwave for being chiller and smarter than the others (hes the wave whisperer or something).

optimus is understandably losing his mind at this new development (no, megatron, you cannot “borrow” the rescue bots for a few days. wha— NO you can’t have SHARED CUSTODY!) (he’s worried about his kids). this is how the other autobots learn about the rescue bots too. bumblebee can’t stand knockout’s constant references to him and blades (“we’re JUST FRIENDS knockout. don’t look at me like that”)

#rescue bots #tfrb #transformers aligned #tfp #transformers prime #bumbleblades #sorta ig #tfrb heatwave #tfrb boulder #tfrb blades #tfrb chase

[angstflavoured]

Alright, here we fucking go 🗣 starting off with the Wheatley backstory infodump. I'll do each core individually first and then explain all their relationships at Aperture after 😁

Growing up, Wheatley lived in a SMALLL small town somewhere smackdab in the depths of England. The population was only a few hundred, so he only knew a handful of people his whole life. There weren't too many options of who to choose to know and be friends with. His home life was pretty unremarkable--Christain parents who weren't too religious, went to church on Sundays. Put Wheatley through Sunday school. He got decent grades, parents loved him well enough, if just a tad neglectful, but nothing awful. 

He was freakishly tall from the start, very lanky and scrawny. Knowing so few people and not having a lot of friends, he ended up fairly sheltered. He never knew a lot of conflict or struggle, though people did pick on him for being stranger than most.

As he got older, he tried reallyyy hard to follow trends and be stylish. He wanted to date, but it was hard when there were so few girls in town and everyone knew each other basically since birth. With his upbringing, he was a bit of an asshole 😭 pretty misogynistic and sexist and entitled. Overall he was just a pretty big loser, and not a very nice one at that.

Finally near the end of highschool, he became friends a girl named Millie. She had a really hard time making friends too, and ended up getting close with Wheatley more so just due to lack of options and loneliness. Wheatley wasn't interested in her romantically because he insisted he could do better, and joked about this pretty vocally to her--things about her boring personality and her weight. Despite his attitude, they stayed best friends even after school ended. 

Despite Wheatley being very insistent he would never get with her, as they matured, she got in a lot better shape and became a lot more social. She blended in better with crowds and made a lot more friends, looking and feeling a lot happier. Wheatley, despite trying 5 times as hard, could never do the same. He stayed with her still as his only real friend, though she didn't invite him out much because he made people uncomfortable. 

Somewhere along the way in Wheatley's mind, he convinced himself that him and Millie were actually already sort of dating and acted as such even though she clearly wasn't interested and they never properly talked about it.

Then one day, she finally landed herself an actual boyfriend and Wheatley BLEWWW up at her. They got in a huge fight and Wheatley called her all sorts of horrible things, told her how she'd led him on for years and dragged him along and this was all her fault and she was an awful person--and Wheatley wholeheartedly believed every word.

It was after then that he decided he needed to start completely over if he wanted to get anywhere. He was going to move to ✨America✨, land of dreams and American Women. And American women LOVED a man with an accent.

It wasn't a year later that he left everyone he knew behind and fled the country. He could hardly hold a job back home, only managing to stay at where he was because his mother knew the manager. In America, it was no easy feat. He was constantly getting fired for being generally unlikable and being bad at most things. On top of that, it was even harder to blend in with people over here. No one wanted to talk to him for more than a few days, and he was more lonely than ever. Unfortunately, he didn't have the money to fly back home even if he wanted to. He was stranded here and forced to make the best of it. 

Eventually, he decided that it was kind of over. He was just about to hit 40 and was VERY well still a virgin and hadn't even ever properly dated anyone, if anything was going to happen it would've happened already. Not to mention he couldn't even land a decent friend. Trying so hard to fit in was getting exhausting. He needed to just buckle down and get a job and swear off women for the rest of his life if he wanted to get anywhere. Ultimate incel grindset arc 😑😑

That's when he landed his job at Aperture. It was nearly impossible to get fired from and had more than enough hours. He started dressing like himself, stopped shaving, stopped trying so hard to find anyone to bring into his life. Though deep down, he still has a deep, carnal desire to be liked and known by someone. 

#portal 2 #portal #wheatley portal 2 #wheatley #human au #sorta ig #pre canon #aperture #aperture science #lore #lore dump #omggggggg

[ivarismaybecrazy]

OH MY GOD.

YOU GUYS. ALEJANDRO HAS A MACAQUE PRINT. AND IT LOOKS RAD AND I LOVE IT, BUT.

The rock is split. Why. The implications of this. Why is the rock split.

#are they breaking up fr fr??? #shadowpeach #lmk shadowpeach #lmk #lmk season 4 spoilers #Sorta ig

[squea]

i drew corn!!! i been playing his save a lot and ive ended up becoming too attached to him :)

#i think he need a new haircut maybe #ts4 #sorta ig #mine

[cringelordofchaos]

calm down drew all she did was literally just say hi to him 😭😭😭

#k llve drew sm man #evidence #tmf gay drew #tmf drew #drew tmf #the music freaks #tmf #tmf spoilers #sorta ig #jake sterling #hailey austin

[apparentlyautistick]

I just like drawing this dude with insanely long ears!

#miyamoto usagi #stan sakai #my art #tmnt 2003 #sorta ig #im not an expert on all these iterations lol #sues art #fanart #i just like drawing him with ginormous ears! #It’s fun! #and no one can stop me!

[ohbo-ohno]

akdgakaj I am absolutely Normal (tm) about your Ghoap series and am definetly not Obsessed with the idea of being Gaz's Kitten, having a set of kitty ears and tail that match you hair color, a pretty but still heavy collar (with ownership tags ofc), long gloves that have little paw pads encasing your whole hand, thigh highs with knee pads so you can kneel and crawl everywhere.

Gaz bringing you on a playdate once he's a bit more sure that you won't scream for help at the first chance, showing you that Johnny is perfectly happy as Ghost's puppy, see it's normal to be pet, dont you like your new puppy friend? Laying in a massive wicker basket piled with blankets and pillows like a cat bed, getting your head and belly scritched.

Finally accepting that "I'm Kyle's Kitten" and asking him to get you a piercing or tattoo (I'm partial to a belly button piercing with a bell attachment and a paw print tattoo) as a sign of your acceptance and love just hhhhhffffrng

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

forced pet play where you have to play with a pet that ISN'T being forced my god

you're definitely there to "play" with johnny in a sexual way. like you are 100% there for him to fuck. the 141 is weirdly codependent enough to share pets, alright?

and you're still only doing the whole kitty thing because you don't know gaz won't kill you but johnny... johnny is into it. like, beaming through the muzzle shaped like a snout, literally wagging his ass to make his tail plug wag, full nine yards

and when he mounts you and you yowl, they (gaz and ghost) just laugh at how pouty the kitty is :( tell the puppy not to be so rough when he paws at you a little too harshly, sends him whining and rubbing his muzzle all over you wherever he can reach. you send gaz big pleading eyes and he just gives you a few scritches behind the ears and leave you alone with johnny :(

you curl up in the stupid basket because johnny isn't allowed in it, has to stay on the puppy bed not the kitty bed, and you just pout and glare at every person who passes. don't even lean into gaz's hand like you've started to when he pets over your head

#gaz garrick x reader #sorta ig #thats what marshallmereel typed and im so sorry but it is Not what i gave #marshallmereel #asks and answers #bo writes

[goatpaste]

were officially there everyone, sammi finally BROKE and made a whole comic about Hot Pants and how have LOVE to seen her written because i think shes a WONDERFUL character who was under utilized...

Au/rewrite notes under cut

HP and Diego started Traveling together after the part Ringo Roadagain, Diego seeing Hp placing first and is a capable stand user as well as finding out he is after the Corpse parts he finds it suitable they team up as an unstoppable team. showing her the eye he collected to prove he was useful to her they have been riding together since to help each other collect the corpse while knowing full well sooner or later their partnership will end in tears as they have two very different goals for the corpse in mind.

Lucy isnt married to Steel, He is her Godfather who has taken her in after he father died and all her siblings were split up to different homes. Steel has been close to the family since Lucy was young and cares for Steel a lot as the last closest family she has now. 

She finds out about valentines plans to kill Steel and in kansas city goes out to collect the corpse part and meets Johnny and Gyro. They two arnt able to stop and help her themselves as they have to hurry and get to the next parts of the corpse before Valentines goons do. But through some means they get in touch with Hot Pants, potentially waiting just long enough to meet her when she reaches to check point in Kansas city and ask her to help Lucy.

HP agrees over some form of agreement, maybe johnny give up some part of the corpse to her as an offering..

HP joins Lucy in her quest to get the heart from Valentine. HP ends up in charge of seducing the Presidents wife and keeping her distracted while Lucy gets to the presidents sleeping quarters. Lucy ends up caught by Tubular Bells and the Plan falls apart. 

HP gets close to getting the corpse parts from Valentine but ultimately ends up losing most to all of the parts she herself had instead when she ends up choosing to save Lucy instead of getting out with the parts.

this leads to HP and Lucy escaping and HP deciding to keep Lucy by her side and not let her return to the race/Steel as they worry Lucy’s life is now in danger even if no one knows she was there. 

HP tells steel what's going on and that they will keep Lucy out of site and make sure whatever Valentines Plans are, dont happen. 

Hp herself has been a stand user since she killed her brother. something of that day awoke her innate ability that was already in her family bloodline from somewhere that day. She barely used Cream Starter seeing it as an item of burden for her sin. 

Until the infiltration she has barely used it, but when she died it was always for offense to blind/suffocate others or using it to melt herself down. Not until that fight would she find out her Cream Starter had healing abilities.

mmm i think that covers the basics for my rewrite that's important to note for this comic specifically :3

#steel ball run #steel ball run spoilers #jjba spoilers #sorta ig #jojo #jjba #hot pants #lucy steel #Diego Brando #goat chatter

[naofaun]

bpd but your splits last for multiple days and you can't stay away from your fp for that long so you have to suck up your temporary hatred and try to force good interactions until your brain is convinced again that they actually love and care for you and aren't just putting up with your existence

#{ ♡ } nao : misc . . . #bpd #borderline personality disorder #actually bpd #bpd vent #sorta ig #bpd problems #bpd thoughts #actually borderline #borderline culture is #borderline pd

[clementine-kesh]

clem would love hammacher schlemmer product naming conventions

#THE ingrate #friends at the table #palisade #palisade spoilers #sorta ig

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

quick heatwave headcanons bc he's my fav and also rly interesting

since becoming a triple-changer, he has a longing for both water and land (and gets very put off when he doesn't get a good balance of both)

he used to wake up very early on cybertron, and usually prepared stuff for the other bots

kinda related to previous one but he and chase were roommates at the rescue academy on cybertron for a few years (megacycles?? idk what they use every continuity is different)

he really doesn't like public areas, and tries to avoid being the center of attention. despite this, he was still a champion athlete (canon btw he won multiple lobbing championships)

he used to follow gladiator battles. would drag the others with him, most often boulder (chase doesn't like illegal things, blades got grossed out)

favorite subject in school was history, and he was surprisingly good at it. this one is kinda based off canon, bc he has shown deeper knowledge of both cybertronian and human history, even in more depth than the other bots and/or the burnses.

had/has a very specific routine of his day (outside of emergencies)

always first to hear about news/gossip/mission updates/etc (for some reason people look at him and immediately trust him w info. this confuses heatwave greatly)

was really popular, like REALLY popular. he would say things like "i know a bot" all the time and he always did know a bot. (part of this is the lobbing thing, the rest is everybody tends to gravitate/listen to him)

had a really tense relationship with optimus at the beginning of their working under him (think pre series, bc the rescue bots seem to have minor knowledge of the war and r implied to be really young). this was mostly on heatwave's part because he doesn't like authority and doesn't hand out respect lightly.

he doesn't really like kids, but is a very good babysitter

REALLY hated the idea of being a teacher. warmed up to it after blurr and salvage, was still kinda pissed the entire time (also still not thrilled in rba).

he's had tons of different paint jobs, but never really made any changes to his frame

connected to previous one, but boulder did most of the paintwork on him (beginning of art hobby mayhaps)

idk i just have a lot of thought on heatwave (can you tell he's my favorite). lmk if i should make something like this for the other bots!!

#rescue bots #tfrb #transformers #transformers aligned #tfrb heatwave #rescue bots heatwave #headcanon #rescue bots academy #sorta ig #its mentioned

[klaineontwt]

#what breakup is this after #idk up to you #this seemed funny when i was drunk #once again based off a friend’s irl experience #glee #blaine anderson #kurt hummel #klaine #burt hummel #should he be tagged here #idk #sorta ig #incorrect glee quotes

[eemmoorrii]

posting about fnaf... you wanna yiff william afton, don't you old man liker

no

#emori’s mailbox #i actually think my fnaf fixation died actually HELP #BUT THE OLD MAN LIKER IS STILL TRUE!!!!!!!!!! #suggestive #? #sorta ig

[autisticangus]

genuinely was really really hoping the last person to come help the boys would be fucking Poppy and im so sad he wasnt it wouldve been so funny. also imagining if he showed up in like an arcade cabinet mech suit.

#angus.txt #steeplechase spoilers #sorta ig

[sardonic-the-writer]

───── ❝ a list of things im working on. a star means it's just an idea! ❞ ─────

FICS & BLURBS ->

• [TOTAL DRAMA] Of Monsters And Men: You had signed up for the newest season of Total Drama. Why someone such as yourself would audition for a show as evil as this, you still don't know. Nonetheless, you caught the attention of the one and only Chris McLean. So here you are now. Hovering in a plane over an island. Surrounded by both friend and foe. Oh no.

• [DOCTOR WHO] Four Times The Doctor Saved You and the One Time He Couldn't: You'd had each other's backs through thick and thin since the very beginning

• [GOOD OMENS] Following The Recipe: In which Aziraphale wants you and Crowley to cook with him

• ☆ [SCU] 100 Days, Chapter Three (Surviors Log³): They had a lot to think about. And not a lot of time.

HEADCANONS ->

• The Doctor Watching Shakespeare Flirt With You Would Include (Doctor Who)

• Din Comforting You (The Mandalorian)

• ☆ Being Cherik's Wife (XMen)

⋆﹥━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━﹤⋆ ☆

#work in progress #wip #wips #w.i.p #writing #writeblr #masterlist #sorta ig #markiplier egos #septic egos #sally face #fanfiction #fanfics #x reader #septic egos x reader #egos x reader #markiplier egos x reader #sally face x reader #ahs #ahs x reader #bfu #bfu x reader #ghost files #ghost files x reader

[diorsbrando]

nobody speak to me. NO ONEEEEEE. not one soul. i need to process. oh i am so normal about these screenshots. so sane.

#sosa’s reviewz!🧸 #jjk season 2 #jjk spoilers #sorta ig #but I AM SOOOOKQDAMQ #SO NORMAL SKAKWXWKWKWJ ( i am the furthest from it ) #WAIT WAIT IMA POST SCREENSHOTS LATER AS WELL BUT I WANTED TO DO TORU FIRST BC #FERAL SOSA HAS BROKEN FREEEEEE #oh my gosh they did so so so well with this shot #he looks JUST AS UNHINGED AND INSANE AS IN THE MANGA #MAYBE EVEN MORE SO #they captured his expression so good #the lighting also enhances it #if you look to hard it starts to unsettle me but that’s what i love about it #IM NOT APOLOGIZING FOR WHO I WILL BECOME #AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE VOICE ACTING FOR THE ICONIC LINE #‘ i alone am the honored one’ #JAJAJQJQKWKKWWKW