#(she doesnt know if she'll be able to get back)

[poisonouspastels]

@beegswaz genuinely i think my favorite tags on any of my work ever. i fucking love when people talk abt my characters like this

#its like blorbo from my show but with fucking minecraft and i love it deeply #for the record both Groda and White Eyes get socialized in the modern world like feral cats #both by the main players but it does happen at different times bc they all encountered Groda first when she held Rana hostage for bait #she'd kinda gone crazy after all those years of isolation lol #did that bc she thought Herobrine was the knight who betrayed her during the time period where people were wanting to overthrow her #(the knight worked for the royal family and was one of Groda's childhood friends. that did not last needless to say) #thankfully at the end of the day all 4 of the main players managed to get out alive though not unharmed with Groda in tow #when there's something trying to kill you every other day in this universe though they honestly cant be too mad about it #it doesnt help that Groda is just Really Stupid sometimes (all the time) #she's literally Peridot from SU in that she seems really intimidating but in hindsight is a massive dork #and also the fact that is the voice i imagine her having its so good #once her ability to use magic is taken away she's literally just like a scared feral street cat. does not know what the FUCK is going on #also rendering her communication with 3/4ths of the players useless since she only knows Galactic and no one alive knows that but Herobrine #(not helping the coincidental similarities to the knight but thats not him) she'll learn commonspeak later tho #ironically later down the line when Groda is spotted by the cult getting her magic back will be a key part in taking down White Eyes #she really does want to change for the better but she needed a LOT of shit kicked into her in order to start actually making the change #that being said when White Eyes eventually gets integrated it IS On Sight #she has had to been quite literally pried of Groda AT LEAST once by the others in order to keep from killing her #but other than that she'll be okay :) she picks up painting eventually #her open wounds are finally able to heal over once released from the influence of the Wither but she's still scarred unfortunately #mentally and physically! #but its only up from here... right? #actually since I talked abt the players first encounter with Groda im gonna reblog that aftermath comic again it still fucks #minecraft au mastertag

[hijackalx]

KARLACH SFW HEADCANONS: 

 shes literally the least toxic out of everybody 😹😹 SHES JUST SO SWEET !!!! she loves to take care of tav, like after battles she'll have them sit on her lap while she dresses their wounds HELP !!! and the whole time she'll tease them with sneaky touches. she also likes to pick up tav, like spinning them around or throwing them over her shoulder is funny to her.

shes got a really innocent and childlike quality to her especially when shes in love like her and tav banter so often but its always lighthearted and sweet. and theyll play games with each other while traveling like who can throw the rock the farthest or some shit 😹😭 karlach would win normally but she likes to hold back so tav can win.

i also think shes pretty sensitive lowkey and its easy to upset her. she doesnt get mad though she just gets in her feelings and gets sad and distant. might need reassurance from tav sometimes when it comes to how much they love her.

love language:

giving = psychical touch and gift giving.

after not being able to touch people for soooo long of course her love language is touch. she literally cant get enough of tav, she almost always has a part of her touching them. i feel like she likes to wrap her tail around their leg when theyre talking lol like a cat. i can also see her being really excited to give tav items shes found or bought. all because they reminded her of them 🥰 her and tav should start a rock collection she'd love finding pretty rocks for them im crying can u imagine the party walking through the mountain pass and karlach keeps stopping to excitedly point out a rock to tav 😭😭

receiving = obv psychical touch but also acts of service? i feel like she doesnt ever EXPECT anything from anyone so when tav does go out of their way to do things for her it almost makes her cry lol.

shes also def as big and buff as she looks. like 6'4 pure muscle baby. she is a sight to behold. also feel like shes got bangin thighs and some booty too 🤭 she loves to sit tav on her thighs and do some nsfw things with them too lol

KARLACH NSFW HEADCANONS:

 okay so karlach i feel is very switchy. like she really enjoys being dominant and on top but she'll also be submissive and bottom too. she really just likes to do what tav wants. that being said i feel like shes rlly a giver like she just wants to see tav get off and it turns her on so much.

ok this might be kind of obvious but she will want tav to call her mommy LMAO like she loves it and she also loves when tav calls her that outside of sex its just so saucy eugh 😜

sooo into thigh riding like will sit tav on her thigh and bounce them or press her thigh/knee betwen tav's legs so they can grind against her like its her favorite OK

cannot get off if tav hasnt yet so how long she lasts usually depends on them. its that serious

okay. listen. i feel like karlach is more on the vanilla side AND I KNOW RHATS NOT WHAT YALL WANNA HEAR BUT YOU WILL HEAR IT ANYWAY !!!!!! like besides the mommy thing she just doesnt have that many kinks BUT she will participate in whatever kinks tav has so 🤷🏼

likes to wear a strap. a big ass gargantuan one too #prayfortavshole i also think shes prolly a lil dry normally cuz of her condition and all that...... but thats ok baby thats why we have lube 😘 (also LOVES when tav uses their spit as lube)

aftercare is very important to karlach cuz she likes to take care of tav already like i said before. like she'll clean them up and maybe suggest giving them a bath after 🥺 and she'll tell them how much she enjoyed it and all that

#bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #headcanons #karlach x tav #karlach #karlach x reader #karlach bg3 #x reader #karlach headcanons #my headcanons #karlach cliffgate #baldurs gate headcanon

[princess-ibri]

Darkside Disney Princesses: Sleeping Beauty

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(Edited, changed the picture as I didn’t think it was as high quality as the others were, old picture under the cut)

Sleeping Beauty I decided to take a twist on the whole Maleficent movie relationship thing.

So for this AU, Briar Rose, instead of running up to her room in despair after hearing she's a princess and has to leave her whole life behind, instead runs out into the woods. And before the fairies can find her--they're still keeping their magic small to keep their location secret, not knowing its already been compromised--she runs into Maleficent.

Of course, she has no idea who the wicked fairy is. No one has ever told her about her. All she knows is that a beautiful and powerful being of the forest is before her, but Rose has never known real wickedness, and perhaps she's feeling somewhat rebellious towards her aunts, so she begins talking to the strange woman when Maleficent --who likes to play with her food-- feigna concern asks Rose to tell her what's made her so upset.

So Rose tells her about how she just found out her whole life is a lie, and how she'll never see the first boy she ever met again, and how she doesn't want to go and be princess with a king and queen she doesnt know, parents who gave her up for some reason intead of bothering to raise her themselves.

If she had had time to process her grief, and the promise of not being separated from her new found love, Rose might have been able to get over these resentments, spoken in the heat of the moment, more quickly.

But Maleficent decides that fanning the flames of he Princess's broken heart and trust, playing on her anger towards Stefan and the three fairies, could be so much more entertaining than just killing the girl outright.

So she takes Rose by the arm, and back with her to her palace, where she promises her the truth about all her questions, and the answers to how to solve all her problems...

Time passes, and the princess never arrives on her 16th birthday.

The king and queen are distraught. Relations breakdown between the human kingdom and the fairy court, as the fairies failed in their duties to guard the human girl, and they are called back into the Veil of the Fairies, leaving the mortals to fend for themselves.

Then relations break down between the human kingdoms when Prince Phillip goes missing as well, vanished into the forest, never to be seen again.

And then others begin to vanish. A farmer here, a wandering knight there. A whole group of children one moonless night. As more disappear, many more begin to flee entirely. Fields are left untilled, houses abandoned, borders undefended.

Tales soon cross the land as the refugees take flight from Stefan and Hubert's kingdoms. Tales of a dark presence that haunts the shadows of the woods, stealing away those who are foolish enough to wander beneath the trees. A fiend who takes the shape of a beautiful forest sprite, with a voice like a nightnagle. She causes all who hear it to fall under her spell, wandering into the shadows like they're walking in a dream, one from which they will never wake...

#darkside disney princesses #disney #my art #sleeping beauty #briar rose #princess aurora #maleficient #Maleficent #king stefan #prince phillip #the three good fairies #disney au #spooky season #halloween #disney princesses #disney villains #king hubert #darkside disney princess #dark sleeping beauty #darkside disney

[hantheheart]

ok so ive been marinating on some thoughts of 4KOTA again so

18+ 4KOTA and friends but BOOZE EDITION

Percy Platoon first

Donny is a BEAST, this mans can drink so much. It takes so much to get him drunk. He's near the top of ranking here. He gets a little cranky when he's drunk but you can bet your ass he spends so much of the time of getting there making fun of everyone and the time after getting there of being a jokey teasing.

Anne, I think isn't too much of a fan but she can drink a good amount before she's drunk drunk. High middle of the leaderboard. She's a happy drunk and also just more of what she's already like but at 100% the whole time. She will knock herself out within an hour, and it will be Gawain's job to carry her to bed

Percy and Nasiens are. Frankly, I think they're mildly immune? Obviously, Nasiens can frankly erase the effects of alcohol and I'm p sure Percy just can't. It just doesn't work on him. Does this make them top or bottom of the leaderboard? Who knows.

Tristan Platoon

I think Isolde and Jade are both middle ground as well, but opposite side of the middle. Isolde has a slightly higher tolerance than mid and Jade is slightly under. Isolde is a crier, she's real emotional type and she WILL hug somebody. Jade will try to be the hugged one, but he heavily disassociates man. He goes off, he's on another planet.

Chion, I will be mean too, I will not lie. He is pretty low on the leaderboard but not the bottom, it doesn't take much to get drunk and he's a little more obviously mean than usual but he's so wobbly its hard to take him seriously. But he does absolutely make fun of our bottom of the leaderboard.

Tristan is smack between Chion and Jade. He's fairly low tolerance but you can thank the genes he got from Meliodas for being able to handle any booze at all. He's giggly and sweet and always winds up laying on somebody somehow. Shoulder, lap, back, this man will find a way to become a feather boa on you if he can.

AND LANCE!!! Oh this is what spurred this whole post! Lancelot my boy my guy my little purse chihuahua

IF I could direct your attention to Ban's wiki page, you will see that Lance's old man is a LIGHTWEIGHT! Ban gets shitfaced at the slightest amount of booze and you cannot look me in the eye and tell me Fairies have any better chance. Lance is the LIGHTEST LIGHT WEIGHT IN BRITANIA and he HATES IT. And worst yet, he's just like his dad when he's shitfaced. He gets real friendly and by GOD he won't stop laughing.

Chion loves to gloat about how he can drink more than Lancelot, but Tristan and Percy are by far the worst of it, they WILL tease him relentlessly the day after because he would not stop telling them they're his beeeeeessssssstttt frrrriiieeennndddsss~!

And last but certainly not least.

Gawain is just. Impervious. She can down a whole barrel of good shit and act no different. Her face doesnt even flush. You literally can't tell if it does anything and she'll certainly never tell if it works. She and Donny absolutely do drinking contest cause Donny always thinks 'this time I'll win' and then doesn't.

#4kota #seven deadly sins #mokushiroku no yonkishi #tw alchohol mention #had thoughts because of that episode Howzer shows up in #4kota lancelot #4kota tristan #4kota percival #4kota gawain #4kota donny #4kota anne #4kota nasiens #4kota jade #4kota isolde #4kota chion

[darkbluekies]

OC’s with a reader who gets insecure/jealous a lot? Like they’re scared that Yandere will leave them for someone else, open their relationship, cheat on them, ect.

Alright, I think I’m done, for now

-🦇

Warnings: mentions of killing, Jerry being nsfw as usual lol

[I'm really testing my limits with Jerry's part, I've never written something like that before, but I'd like to be able to write all kinds of stuff and to make Jerry's character realistic i need to go out of my comfort zone! Please bare with me lol]

Silas:

To be honest, this man would he completely dumbfounded. Why would he ever want someone else when he knows he has you waiting at home for him? He barely has time to meet you, so when would he have time to hook up with others? He would think that your worries are a bit silly, but he wouldn't be too mocking about it.

"My God, baby, aren't your sweet, little head getting a little full with all of those stupid thoughts? I only want you. I'd never dream of looking at someone else. Just knowing that you're here waiting for me every night is all I ever need. Come into my arms now, I’ll show you that you're the only one i want."

Dr Kry:

You wouldn't have told him at first. Your relationship is purely professional, he's your doctor and you're his patient. You're not allowed to feel jealous. But you can't help it! Dr Kry is not a stupid man, he picks up on this quite quickly and asks you about it. When he hears how you don't like him being so close to his colleagues, he'd fight the urge to smirk so widely. He'd tilt his head and cross his arms.

"My little Y/N … haven't you understood yet? Who do you think I want? Who do you think I spend the majority of my time with, hm? Who I look forward to meeting everyday? Who I dream about when I'm asleep? Who's my favorite patient, Y/N?"

King Edmund:

You don't understand why you're afraid of him having lovers. You don't like him! You've told yourself that! But still, it stings in your heart when you see him greeting people by kissing their cheeks. One night, you can't take it anymore and tell him your fears. Edmund doesn't care about much, but you're something he really values and hearing about this breaks his greedy, little heart.

"My dear, dear Y/N. Don't tell me you've been feeling like this for a long time! Don't tell me you don't understand how much I want you. I killed for you, Y/N! I got rid of everyone that I've ever fancied to make sure you understood. You have no reason to be scared that I'd keep any people behind your back."

Jerry:

She can read you like an open book. She knows how insecure you are and how much you want her approval, attention and love. Jerry might not be the best one to show her loyalty to you, but she trusts you to understand that she'd always choose you. She tries finding other ways than affirming words and affection to reassure you that you're her one and only. Sadly, that's one part about you she can't read, she doesnt understand just how worried you are. You tell her how you don't like it when she goes out to her clubs because you’re so scared that she'll go home with someone.

"Aw, are you jealous? How cute. Haven't I fucked you enough times to know how much you mean to me? Don't I put you first in the bedroom? I don't show that kind of attention to just anyone. I fucking love you, baby! More than anything! Don't you believe me? Really? Guess I have to prove it to you again, my love. I'll stay home. This time, I'll make sure you understand ..."

Hedwig:

She secretly loves you being jealous and insecure. It reassures her that you still want her. She will go out of her way to hug her friends a bit longer than usual and smile to other classmates a bit wider just to feel you hug her arm tighter. You lean your chin on her shoulder with a small whine. She smiles, pretending not to know a single thing.

"What's wrong? Aren't you feeling well? Why the pout, darling? Come here, give me a hug, that's right ~"

#yandere #yandere imagines #yandere drabbles #yandere x you #yandere x reader #yandere mafia #yandere oc x reader #female yandere #clingy yandere #possessive yandere #obsessive yandere #manipulative yandere #jealous yandere #🦇 anon

[leclerced]

thinking abt extremely domestic maxoscar rn

them both noticing their girlfriend is incapable of actually taking care of herself properly so they discreetly try helping her out :(((

buying her that stanley cup shes been eyeing for a while to encourage her to drink more water, ordering her food (bcs osc cant cook n the most max can do is pasta) n making sure she eats healthy & balanced meals even when theyre on the other side of the world for a race, cuddling up on either side of her earlier on in the day than usual to get her sleepy sooner so that she doesnt stay up till 3am on her phone everyday

this is 100% self projection btw i just needed to share that

u sent this in literally minutes after my coworker and i talked ab stanley cups and it was the funniest coincidence. also this is v self indulgent too dw.

they'd buy her the cup in multiple colors too!! get a few of them and say it's because they didn't know which one she would like most. they definitely text or call her all the time while she's away to chat then casually ask what she's eaten or what she's having for her next meal and when she says she doesn't know, the one who isn't currently on the phone immediately orders food for her. or if she mentioned she was craving something, like thirty minutes later someone is knocking at the door with whatever she wants. happens when they're home or away.

also there are those meal/grocery delivery things!! if she likes cooking they'd do one of those when they're away but forget to tell her and she comes home one day to a box of spoiled groceries because they didn't tell her it was being delivered. after that, she'd get a weekly text about when groceries will be delivered. they'd fall into a routine where they facetime while she cooks, or she would send them videos of her cooking dinner and telling them about her day.

even though oscar loves naps, he knows if she naps she won't be able to sleep later, so when she asks if he wants to take a nap with her, he finds a way to keep her up so she won't be restless later. neither of them like hot teas, max doesn't like hot drinks at all and oscar just likes hot chocolates, but they would buy so many sleepytime teas for her and make them for her before bed and cuddle with her while they watch a movie, an hour or two before they plan on falling asleep, and they'd play with her hair and rub her back until she fell asleep. they'd silently high five over her sleeping body if she fell asleep during the movie, because usually she stays awake through it and the three of them chat until she falls asleep.

also buy her so many self care products, probably sneak her phone away and look at all her wishlists on ulta and such and buy everything before giving her phone back. she starts getting order shipment notifications a few days later and sees they bought her all the things in her wishlist, and they were all things she thought, hey if i had a skincare routine these are the things i would use. but it was too much money for her to reasonably splurge on, and she didn't think she'd actually commit to using them so it wasn't worth it. but then they buy it all for her so she has to commit to using them because otherwise she'll feel bad for it. and they'd love doing her routine with her because she'd insist on doing everything for them.

#ask #mariahcareyyy #mv1/op81

[cycle-hit]

this is my beloathed. i mean beloved. little guy kotoko. she knows four languages and studied law and also is smart enough to be able to track down criminals. she analyses everything around her and is right about her conclusions an astonishing amount of the time. however shes stupid as all hell. she eats mostly supplements and water. whatever other food she has to be eating due to not being underweight is completely anomalous to us. nothing good probably. based off the fact she looks like shes about to keel over 90% of the time.

she doesnt sleep well. she has no idea how people work. she lives in a warehouse with one (1) chair (doubles as a bed), a crime board, a pc, four not unpacked boxes, and two wolf pelt carpets. thats it. nothing else. she imagines emotional support wolves. she's constantly on the verge of injuring herself from improper self defense measures. she started panicking when a child hugged her. she says her only hobbies are "training and meditation".

shes not manipulative those are just her genuine beliefs in yonah that shes trying to get es to understand. and failed. she thinks if she just gets rid of all the "bad" people she can fix the world. she cant think of herself outside of being a tool for justice or else the horrors will kick in and she'll crumble to dust. she isolated herself from people for an entire year. she only wears sportswear. claims she could easily hurt a child but fails to ever hurt a child. if she ever went grocery shopping she'd probably have the worst time of her life and be shaking like a rabid dog.

your honour she is just a girl. and very, INCREDIBLY dumb. pls do not let her "smart" front fool u she is 5 seconds away from punching a wall, dislocating her finger from punching said wall, holding her hand in pain for 5 minutes and then getting mad at it and setting it back into place. dubious if she even puts it back correctly.

#shes STUPID. shes DUMB. shes CRINGE. and i love her #milgram #kotoko yuzuriha #yuzuriha kotoko

[savnofilter]

Wisdom Teeth Aftercare

                    LoV + Giran x [GN]Reader

CONTENT WARNING(S): sav attempting fluff, mentions of wounds & medicine doses, def an insert, semi established-relationships.

WORD COUNT: 1.5k [5 mins].

READ MORE: masterlist + [students & adult masterlists]

A/N: im in so so so much pain. wrote this because im lonley and would kill to have one of these beautiful characters to aid me. these would be longer if i wasnt so delirious rn. (not proofread)

Dabi knows what to do but also does not. 

hes been through a lot of painful situations wheres hes needed to take medication, and most times he isnt even able to take any. 

hes trying his best to comfort for you in his own little warped way. 

"Hey, sit back down" Dabi snaps at you in annoyance as you attempt to leave your bed, and rolls his eyes at your mumble-whining. "You're delirious right now, don't argue with me."

he makes sure that your night stand is always replenished. hes like a little nurse and even in your medicated haze, you find it super cute.

♱ you cant tell him that tho… he'll get pouty. not something you hate but its the bratty behavior that follows it.

gives you tons of forehead kisses because he cant give you cheek ones cuz of your swollen cheeks. 

its practically killing him he cant just cup them while theyre big the way they are. 

is definitely teasing you as he takes care of you. sometimes putting stuff out of your reach or eating a burger in front of you knowing you wont be able to do that for a couple of days. 

"Fine fine, say ahh-- oh wait." Dabi snickers. 

he really thought he ate, huh? i guess he did (literally).

Shigaraki does not know what hes doing. 

"You want cuddles or sumthin'??" He tilts his head as you look at him with the most annoying puppy dog eyes you can muster up. 

he unfortunately believes that you could suck it up but we all know its because deep down he enjoys pain a little too much. 

is actually persistent on giving you your meds for you to heal with.

although dont expect it to be accurate all the time…. 

he isnt as attentive and usually drops by to spend some time with you since he doesnt want you to be alone too much. 

even with how awkward it is, he'll give you the "normal'' amount of affection and give your head and cheekbone area light kisses for you to feel better.

"You know I can go steal a way stronger dose right?" 

If you could frantically shake your head no you would.

he'll sometimes let you play video games with him so he can also keep himself entertained as well. 

he doesnt assimilate into your schedule like Dabi does but he tries his best to still help you no matter what.

Toga in a very odd way is ecstatic that youre in pain. 

♱ not like she isnt “odd” already,,

shes very excited to play nurse and help you heal. probably dresses for the part too.

"We'll get you back up on your feet in no time!"Toga declares happily, shoving a small spoon into your mouth with applesauce on it. 

is whistling or humming as she helps you out and somehow acquired some non-prescriptive cute glasses. she'll tilt them up or press them closer as she checks the doses. 

shes actually pretty on top of it (but you do have to double check if its correct because you know how careless she can be without ill intent).

she'll get you stuff animals and blankets for you to nap in. 

has it so shes sleeping over (not that thats new anyways).

gives you lots of affections but makes sure to be soft so she doesnt hurt you by accident.

if youre in any kind of pain, you can always count Toga be there to aid you. 

frantic. 

youd think with Spinner's cool demeanor would make you think otherwise but nope. 

hes clocking your schedule and making sure you got everything set. 

"You have everything for 12 pm right?" He checks in and takes your small little nod as a yes. He releases a small sigh to himself and leaves to take a tinkle. He let's out one of the most loudest sighs of worry you've ever heard from him. It's pretty funny when you realize he's been trying to keep composed this whole time.

unlike Toga, he has actual glasses. 

looks like such a grandpa taking care of you. 

youre so entertained by him that honestly it distracts you a bit from the soreness and the pain. 

he gets mopey when he cant cuddle you on days where youre in too much discomfort. 

has you basically nesting as you recover. 

a little all over the place? yes. would you still rate your experience with his 10/10? 

of course.

literally do not expect too much from him. 

with all Twice's sides it really differs on what youre getting that day (sometimes throughout if its a hectic 24 hours).

he is trying his best since he doesnt like seeing you in pain and gives you lots of kisses. 😭

idc what anyone says out of the whole league, hes the most caring. 

when hes attentive, hes on it. 

checking your temp, getting your foods, making sure you have your cool & hot pads. also has alarms so he can remind himself when to check up on you. 

unfortunately he doesnt want to seem like a bother so he tries to not to be too much in your space </3

he knows you dont mind but he gets self conscience as he normally does. 

even when hes not tending to you hes just chilling in your vicinity when you two arent interacting. 

he thinks he couldve helped you more but you think he did great. 

Mr Compress is all the extravaganza. you said calling in sick, bro heard "time to pamper and preform".

even if its the smallest things he'll give it to you in fun little ways so you arent bored out of your mind. 

♱ and also so you dont feel skipping out on doses and actually take them. 

you werent aware but this mf also has multiple costumes?? youre pleased to have learnt this. 

he is a show man after all…

of course he doesnt over do it, he wants you rested not overstimulated. 

is a very chill man to be around when hes not doing flip and tricks and you cant decide which of him you like more (you dont choose ultimately).

of course he has a little something up his sleeve to keep you on your toes but you cant complain with that. 

did he essentially treat you like a kid? yes. 

do you care tho? not at all. 

Kurogiri is the most put together out of them. 

(youre supposed to be surprised by this revelation.)

i mean, what do you expect from a man who has taken care of another man for years…?

makes sure youre doing everything so you can recover expeditiously. 

isnt doing all that affection stuff honestly. 

he drops in, replenishes everything you need and dips. 

he kind of treats you like youre sick and it lowkey hurts your feelings with how much he avoids you. 

in general hes give an average amount of affection so you sometimes have to speak up when he hasnt cuddled you for some time. 

even with all your requests he never seems bothered how much you ask and what you ask for. :')

he is pretty good but sometimes you wish he could be a bit softer (sue me).

imagine Toga but 2.0. 

Magne isnt as energetic and into the role of the 'nurse' but is very much still doting. 

feeds you in the beginning stages before you gotta remine them that they definitely dont have to. 😭

when youre feeling extra cranky theyll try and coax you into it (consensually ofc who do you think youre with?!)

"I know you don't feel like it but you'll feel much better once you take it." Magne rubs your shoulder as you whimper in pain, and presses a gentle and chaste kiss to your temple. 

even with how bubbly and outgoing they are, they are just as stern. 

is one to make sure youre having a laid experience while making sure your lazy attitude will not interfere with your healing process. 

makes sure to have a big celebration thing when you are fully healed and gives you all the cuddles that you may have missed out on when you were healing. 

AHT AHT stfu hes on the list dont say anything. 

Giran's methods may be ghetto but he gets the job DONE. 

"Y'know I got my own knocked out by and old friend of mine" 

"Mmphwha…?" 

"Crazy shit, I know! But he's some psychiatrist or sumthin' so I trusted the bastard anyways!" 

um… moving on…

is in and out of your place but makes sure that youre well taken of when hes there. 

its like a roulette if when you wake up he'll be on your bed watching TV or if hes nowhere to be seen without a trace. 

will give you the rare kiss but more of his gentle behaviors are like little pokes to your cheeks just because of how puffy they are. 

♱ got you those get well presents and theyre so cute. </3

his treatment is nothing special but it definitely helped you feel better. 

#bnha x reader #mha x reader #boku no hero academia x reader #my hero academia x reader #dabi x reader #touya todoroki x reader #tomura shigiraki x reader #toga himiko x reader #spinner x reader #twice x reader #mr compress x reader #kurogiri x reader #magne x reader #giran x reader #bnha headcannons #mha headcannons #sav's sfwin

[probablyalittletoosilly]

General Dating Headcanons w Bronya Rand (SFW + NSFW)

Warnings: smut written by a minor, grieving, brief talks of Cocolia's death, fluff, overworking, sub afab reader, dom!character, office sex, praise kink, fingering (r!receiving), accidental overstimulation (r!receiving) cockwarming (r!receiving), begging, dirty talk, potentially ooc

A/N: bronya is so silly fr

SFW

At the start of your relationship, Bronya wished to keep it more secretive than anything, not wanting any harm being brought your way due to her position as Surpreme Guardian. To the public, you're simply a friend to the ruler of Belobog.

Because of this, she keeps her affections kept in her personal quarters or even her office if she's sure that nobody will be requesting her presence for some time. Bronya does feel guilty about this, apologizing with gentle kisses on your forehead as you sit on her lap while she works.

Speaking of kisses, she loves kissing your forehead or hand! She enjoys the simple intimacy of the action and enjoys the way you immediately avert your gaze when she does this.

Bronya is a busy woman due to being the Surpreme Guardian, sometimes she doesnt join you in bed till late night when you're already asleep or is forced to cancel dates due to a meeting she's forced to go to.

A lot of the time, she overworks herself and forgets that she, too, is human. At times like these, you often are forced to wake her from her desk and help Bronya to your bed. Even in her tired state, she holds your body against hers, head resting on top of yours. The next day, when she's able to find the time after a meeting, she whisks you away from everyone to thank you for the day before, kissing you softly.

You don't know the truth about her mother's death or the Stellaron. Bronya wants to tell you, but she's afraid that you'd get upset with her or even begin to question her decisions. So, she leaves you in the dark about that aspect of things. She prefers to be honest about everything else, though, and prefers if you think the same way as well.

Often, she tells you about what meetings she's had today and asks how your day was while she holds you in her arms on a night she was able to get her work done earlier.

Bronya can be quite protective of you. To the point where even the newspaper caught wind of it, and you two had to keep it down low for a few months. The reason is that a man had been flirting with you and Bronya's patience being rather thin that day due to being stressed. Luckily, you two haven't been found out yet, but you cut it close when she put a firm hand onto your shoulder while asking the man in a sharp tone what he wanted.

She likes to tell you about the history of Belobog, and just sometimes, she speaks about her mother after she has another nightmare (although she shys away from telling you what its about due to it being a rather sensitive topic). She speaks in a softer, more somber tone when this happens. Bronya is mostly an open book, being honest and expecting the same back, but she only tells you of the good memories she has with her mother. The guilt eats away at her, but to preserve your hope, she chooses to hide the secret with her.

Bronya also enjoys buying you gifts. It doesn't need to be a special occasion to allow herself to indulge and spoil you. After all, she's the Surpreme Guardian. When you briefly mention something when talking to her, she'll give it to you as a present the next day.

She's a sucker for nicknames, often calling you "love" or "darling." Bronya gets embarrassed if you ever mention how often she calls you that. Cheeks dusted in red as she meekly asks if you don't enjoy the nickname.

Overall, she's a wonderful girlfriend, and even when she's busy or exhausted, she's attetive and treats you as if you're a princess. Bronya keeps your best interest and advice close to her heart.

NSFW

Bronya's gentleness carries into the bedroom as well. She's always gentle with you unless you specifically ask otherwise, but even then, she constantly asks if you're alright. She doesn't have the most experience, but she's a quick learner and up for most things as long as it doesn't hurt you. She usually is the one pleasuring you. Even when she's exhausted, she always makes sure you're pleased before thinking about herself.

She loves nothing more than you being on her lap while she's at her desk, her plastic cock buried deep in you as she does her work. Bronya ensures that her office doors are locked, as much as she likes doing this she wouldn't want someone to walk in and her reputation to be tarnished.

The Surpreme Guardian loves when you beg for her to start moving, her response always being, "One moment, love. I need to finish this paper. You can be a good girl and wait for me, can't you?" You always agree.

Once she's done her work, she'll praise you for being so good for her. She finally puts down her pen, her hands on your hips as she leans back on her chair. Bronya raises an eyebrow when you don't move, whispering in your ear with a hungry glint in her eyes, "Surely you didn't expect me to do all the work, hm? Go on now, love, give your Surpreme Guardian a show."

So, you do try and appease Bronya, your hands tightening on her back as you lift your hips up and down. The room filled with wet squelches and your whines, sounds Bronya wishes to remember for the rest of her life. She does need to remind you to be quiet, however, fingers gently rubbing your hips as Bronya muses, "You need to be quiet, darling." Soon enough, she does take pity on you and helps you lift your hips up and down on her strap, eyes fixated on how you've already coated it with how wet you were.

Her favourite body part on herself is her hands. Since she wears gloves constantly her hands are on the softer side despite her rigorous military training. Her more secretive reasoning that she'd take to the grave is the fact that she loves how you clench around her much more slender fingers as she stuffs you full of her. Bronya likes taking her time fingering you for that reason. Even when your nails are digging into her back as you plead with her to be quicker, she'll only murmer, "Patience." She sometimes gets too carried away, too focused on how wet her fingers are because of you. She only breaks focus when she notices the tears in your eyes and your tapping on her shoulder. Bronya instantly feels bad, pulling away and kissing your tears away and apologizing for getting so carried away.

Bronya's aftercare depends on how tired the two of you are after. She normally sets a bath for the two of you, holding you against her body as she washes your hair and cleans you. If you do the same to her, she quickly turns red, not being used to taken care of and quietly thanks you.

If both of you are too tired, she'll just hold you close to her, waiting until morning to get you both cleaned up, not minding if she's a bit late because its you and she cant be mad at you <3

#hsr x reader #honkai star rail #honkai bronya #bronya rand #bronya rand x reader #hsr smut #headcanons #x reader

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

shes wearing jeans and a tank top. theres blood on the carpet. she says so, you want to be a werewolf? you say yeah. she says just so you know your claws and teeth wont be any sharper than a humans. im not allowed to give anyone any weapons. condition of my parole. you say thats fine, not ideal but fine. the two of you start talking details between sips of your coffee. when shes asking you about fur color she pulls out a swatch like they have at paint shops. all the fur on it feels real. it also feels warm. and the swatch itself is soft and yielding underneath the fur.

zero, two, or eight boobs? zero you say, but eight nipples underneath the fur. she says that works, do you want the knot? you say yeah. she asks how long you want it to last after cumming and you say half an hour. she says you know that means you and your partner pretty much wont be able to move thst whole time right. you say yeah. she shakes her head and says your funeral.

shes finished her coffee and started smoking. you say arent you worried about your lungs? she laughs. she says nah my Amy will fix me up if i get cancer. she says any other requests? you say just so we're clear, i want this to be actual lycanthropy. she says huh? you say you want to actually transform on the full moon. she considers that a second. she says hm i think i can do that. the transformations will probably hurt like a bitch though. you say you dont mind. she says she needs you to sign a waiver for this one. you say okay. she says give me like fifteen minutes to write one.

***

get the fuck out of here she says. she says who the hell gave you my address? she says fuck off before i show you what im really capable of. you say whats the problem? she says i dont DO cape work. she says im full rogue these days. she says i only take clients who arent parahumans just to be sure im not complicit in anything. you say youll go. she says go faster or she'll get your body to show you what a teratoma is.

***

you start describing your fungus colony idea but shes already shaking her head. she says sorry. says she would if she could but shes not allowed to do anything that can propagate itself. she says her parole agreement says she can only give reproductive organs if the resulting offspring would be baseline human. you say thats stupid. she says she doesnt disagree. how do they even determine baseline human you ask? she says shes pretty sure they use dna testing if theres any doubt. you say damnit. she says i can still make you a mushroom person i just cant let you be sporing. you sigh and say okay.

***

shes more animated than youve ever seen her before. youve been here a few times, requesting monsters be made for your haunted house. shes tried directing you to a colleague of hers, the Goblin King or something like that? you always tell her that her creations have a certain je ne sais quoi. she always giggles at that.

this time you came to ask her for a skeleton. the idea excites her. shes pacing around. a skeleton, a skeleton. you say shouldnt this one be easy? she says you still want it fully autonomous right? you say yeah. she says right so i have to give it muscles and nerves but i cant make them too obvious. and the bones, where is she gonna get the bones? you say you just want a human skeleton, whats the issue with the bones? she says that is the issue. says shes not allowed to use human remains anymore. she'll have to get some sort of animal bone and sculpt it. she says maybe Amy can help with getting them to look right. but that still doesnt solve how to make it walk...

you say sorry, what do i owe you for this commission? she waves you off. she says this ones interesting enough that she wont charge. she pulls out a set of colorful glitter markers and starts doing anatomical sketches on the back of an old pizza box. she says you can go now. she says ill call you when you can pick it up.

***

six fingers she says. you say yeah. and thats all she says? you say yeah. she says sure no problem but like, why? you say so earth aleph has this tv show called Gravity Falls

***

she says im so so sorry. she says i wish i could help but this isnt my field. you say its ok, but you cant hide your tears. she says no, no, dont cry! she hugs you. she smells like sweat and smoke and blood. its still a good hug. she says i dont know many mechanicsl tinkers, but ill call the ones i do know, ask around. she says we'll find somebody who can help give you a working electrical outlet pussy, i promise. you say thank you. youre still crying. shes so sweet.

***

ok, she says, so i can do that with some caveats. you say shoot. she says im allowed to give out wings but not allowed to give anybody the ability to fly. you say why?? she says it counts as giving out parahuman abilties and thats against my parole. you say thats so stupid and she nods. she says do you still want the wings? some of the angelkin ive done this to say they actually feel WORSE having the wings but not being able to get off the ground with them. you say thats ok. you say youre not angelkin, you just want them for kink reasons. she says ohhhhh. she says so how sensitive do you want them

***

she says i can do that but have you REALLY thought about it? youll be totally dependent on a third party. like what if your partner breaks up with you and you can't find someone else who "gets it"? you say im willing to take that risk. she says ok. she says so let me make sure ive got this right, you want detachable skin that laces up in the back and has to be washed out every night?

#wormblr #parahumans #worm spoilers #bonesaw #riley davis #riley grace davis #our writing #nsft #dr riley davis mde

[vasyandii]

Nak NSFW Alphabet

Creator Notes: SO, clasps hands like I'm at an office meeting, Apparently Nak simps exist. So I'm posting this thing I typed out back in July. This is going to include both AFAB and AMAB stuff, not really canon since I primarily focus on KruegerNak but it helped me stay consistent with her character.

Warning: This is going to cover NSFW subjects, obviously; if you're under 16+ please scroll pass, there are better places to be.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Nak doesn't like being bothered after sex but would get her partner things like water, a towel, help them up to shower if they ask. She doesn't coo or coddle. Most of the time she just sleeps afterwards.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Herself: She likes her thighs, they're strong

Women/ AFAB: Boobs. They're soft, warm and comforting, she's the type into Chubby women, more to grab and touch.

Men/ AMAB: She has a weird thing for Adam's apples, she likes how they look and like the sound that vibrates from them on her lips.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Women/ AFAB: She likes it everywhere. If she's done using her fingers or mouth Nak's probably going to ensure her partner knows how they taste on her tongue/fingers.

Men/ AMAB: Doesn't like wasting it, She'll swallow or lick up whatever spills out

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Masturbates in her partner's clothing; Boxers, Tshirts, Dresses, Panties, whatever. Feels guilty about it afterwards so she immediately does laundry afterwards.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Women/AFAB: Not very experienced, but she knows her own body well enough to know what feels good to another person, lowkey kind of scared of women

Men/AMAB: Kind of experienced? She's only fucked Krueger so idk if it counts or not

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Women/AFAB: Scissoring/Tribing, doesnt matter if shes topping or not she likes being able to see her partner's face/reactions, eye contact is a big thing for her

Men/AMAB: Cowgirl if topping, Mating press if bottoming. Again eye contact and being able to see her partner's face is a very big thing for her

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

She's more serious about sex, but if with the right person she let's a few jokes slip out

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Clean shaven. She hates body hair on herself, makes her feel less feminine. She doesn't mind body hair on her partner regardless of gender, but expects them to be well groomed/ trimmed

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Romantic to a certain degree, kisses, hand holding, her fingers trailing up and down her partner's body/ admiring her partner, etc.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Not that often. She thinks that if her partner is in the mood they could just fuck or she could wait it out so it'd feel better. But when it comes to when she's on missions (if her partner is a civilian) or her partner is on a solo mission, like twice a week.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Drool/Sweat

Sleepy Sex

Overstimulation

Orgasm Control (Giving not recieving)

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Home. Somewhere private with thick walls because she's embarrassed by the prospect of someone hearing her + she likes being in a comfy bed. However she does like the idea of Alleyways

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Nak is a very VERY audio driven person, she needs to know her partner is feeling good, their pleasure is her pleasure. She wants to be able to see tears well up in her partner's eyes as they roll to the back of their heads, she won't be satisfied unless that happens yk.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anal. Threesomes, Nak is greedy and is easily jealous.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Nak doesn't prefer being eaten out because she can't do anything for her partner, but if they ask to she's going to let them. That being said she's pretty good at sucking dick (SHE DOESN'T HAVE A GAG REFLEX) and eating someone out

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

She's slow and rough, Nak wants to be able to hit the right spots and hit them hard. But there are times when she wants to take things slow and gentle.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Nak wants her partner to feel good and not in a half assed way so she prefers Proper sex. But if her partner whines and begs she completely folds

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

She's up to almost anything as long as it's not scat.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Each round is usually around an hour, if she feels that she hasn't had her fix just yet it usually lasts around 4-5 rounds. She wants her partner to be a trembling mess after, it's addicting seeing them that way.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

She doesn't have or use toys. She thinks that what she can do with her hands and body alone should be the determining factor in what sex is.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Women/AFAB: She doesn't like to tease that much. Kind of afraid she'll come off as pushy, but will send dirty texts while shes on duty

Men/AMAB: She finds it easier to tease men. So she does it alot. Nudes, dirty texts, lingering touches, you name it

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

She's not very loud in terms out like moaning and stuff, what usually escapes her lips are breathy curses, cooing, and praise. Nak is embarrassed at the thought of herself moaning.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Naw this one is wild brace yourselves.

Kind of wishes she had a dick sometimes?? so she can fuck her partners properly/ fill up their holes. Like she's confident in her gender identity but she gets frustrated at the possibility she can't feel her partner fully- she's a lil silly like that

Will buy her partner skimpy outfits/lingerie for them to wear, regardless of gender, she likes spoiling her partner in that way.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Idk hip dips.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I'd say somewhat normal? Cuddling can turn into fucking really fast depending on the situation though.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Once Aftercare is done, don't bother her she's taking a nap

#call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw oc #phayvanh nak sotsvahn #original character #headcanons #nsft #not safe for sillies

[creachureboy]

Gk charas' google history headcanons

Shiraishi

He definitely has gambling websites open, and you know he knows what he's doing when you find "gambling.com/this-is-not-a-scam-website-xoxo/".

Which is then followed by dozens of searches along the lines of "scammed by gambling website", "how to get money back after scam", "how to report gambling website".

Also various paid corn sites, good for him

He uses Quora and Yahoo Answers as a reputable source of information.

So many goddamn 9GAG pages.

Vasily

Tons of links on social media of art by his favourite artists.

And Twitch, he probably watches vtubers while he draws.

There are also lots of vids in his history of first person shooters.

Random wikipedia articles of highly specific phenomena that piqued his interest.

And drawing references. His search history even seems suspicious out of context with the poses he searches.

Saichi

Travel and tourism vlogs, followed by google maps searches.

Also, recipe blogs and videos.

He has compilation vids all over his watch history, whether its compilations of "Funny Fails 🤣🤣😂 LOL LMAO #TRENDING" or just a compliation of moments from a show or a game, even if he doesnt play the game or watch the show.

Random trivia google searches, mainly because he mightve seen something he didn't know and ended up googling it.

And then he falls down a rabbit hole of random trivia, ending up excitedly telling Asirpa all about it.

Asirpa

Definitely watches animal fail videos.

Probably gets addicted to Wordle.

Does Not Use Keywords When Googling to point it's a miracle that google can even interpret what she's saying. Who tf searches like "I put my shirt in the dryer and now it shrunk and now I want to know if I can reverse it".

Watches educational youtube channels about literally anything. She'll fall dowm that rabbit hole.

Secretly loves those online flash games but would never admit to it.

Ogata

It's fucking wiped clean, almost nothing is there.

He mostly just does typical ogata stuff like searching up really specific facts that could get the average person arrested for knowing.

And also cat videos :)

Oh and he most certainly does not use google, he opts for browsers that keep you super secure.

He probably has reddit just to spread misinformation honestly.

Koito

Tons of beauty guru channels definitely.

He also has a channel of his own which is also in his search history a lot.

Search history completely unorganized. Youll see pictures and vids he finds funny, links to online shopping sites, wikipedia articles on military icons and tactics, etc.

He also loves reading travel blogs and watching vlogs.

Is really fucking good at Wordle, Asirpa hates him for always being able to get it right.

Tsukishima

also has koitos yt channel in his search history.

Lots of miscellaneous journals and artciles open for him to read.

He has perused a lot through online libraries too.

Does crossword puzzles online.

Reads the fucking. News. Every day.

Tanigaki

Ngl probably wouldnt google many things, and if anything his search history would be few and far in between.

But when he does search its things its so normal ?? Like "XXL clothing store near me" and "How to repair a broken air conditioning unit".

Gym websites and workout routine stuff. He maintains his build and I gotta respect that.

Also has facebook to check in on how his family and friends are doing.

And also baking and cooking videos.

#golden kamuy #sugimoto saichi #headcanons #ogata hyakunosuke #asirpa #shiraishi yoshitake #tanigaki genjirou #koito otonoshin #tsukishima hajime #vasily pavlichenko #golden kamuy headcanons

[heartfullofleeches]

this whole school is full of mentally unstable ppl. im here to make it worse

theres this goth girl that sits in the very back of all your classes, an inkblot against the wall- she managed to change her schedule to match yours. if anybody asks, she'll say she put some of sort of love spell on you but really shes just got blackmail on the principal. she sits at the table next to yours at lunch even if its full of ppl she hates (which means anyone who isnt you), even trails behind you as you walk home despite living the complete opposite direction (and its a miracle you dont hear her- her boots are very loud !) she practically materializes from your shadow just to sit next to you at all those stupid pep rallies

shes never managed to work up the courage to speak to you, but my god is she smitten. just wants to wrap you up in her long coat and never ever ever ever let you go ! -esoterica (lowkey tumblr has been Devouring all my asks lately i'll be so sad if this one doesnt make it 😔ive known unnamed yandere goth gf for 12 seconds and i love her already)

Regina tosses the small rock in her hands a few times as you walk ahead of her. The smaller zipper on your backpack was unzipped - like you were expecting and wanted her plan to work out in the end. Coming up in a group of trash cans, she lifts her hood over head and hurls the rock as hard as she can against one of them.

As you inspect the source of the vibration, Regina runs up behind you and shoves something in your backpack before trying to speed away. She doesn't move fast enough as you feel the tug on your bag and turn to face her. She blushes as your eyes meet hers.

"Your backpack was unzipped. Pay more attention next time." She says in a monotone, slightly deeper voice in hopes you won't recognize her. She wont be able to wear her colored contacts for a while, but it's worth it if you don't know she's the one who left the gift in your bag - despite it being a secret confession of her love.

Regina scampers away before you can even thank her.

-

At home, you find a keychain in your back with a skeletal kitten holding its open dismembered tail in its mouth and the tag line, "You've got me by the tail."

You don't think much of it more than a kind gesture by a potential admirer, but it's so much more - embedded with the love she held for after all the missed opportunities to hand it over to you in the past. In the classroom, by the bleachers, outside your house at night. It was just a silly little trinket she got as a promotional prize that became a charm and symbol of her love.

The following day, Regina was more quiet than usual at the sight of that little keychain on your zipper - utterly shell-shocked and in prayer that one day she'll get over her nerves and tell you how she feels.

#yandere goth #yandere x reader #yandere oc #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #yandere insert #yandere x you #yandere headcanons #yandere x darling #yandere #Yandere blurb #yandere x y/n #yandere fic #female yandere #yandere drabble

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

My mind is absolutely racing with this latest part of Dirty Work and what could be next 😩😩 there’s so many moving parts and I feel so bad for reader cuz all of these things are happening to her, she really doesnt feel like she has any autonomy and even when she exercises it, she feels like she gets it wrong.

Loki’s gonna have a damn aneurysm next chapter from all the things he’s keeping bottled up: won’t formally go back on his own rules, can’t pry a straight compliment to Reader out of him with a crowbar, doesnt wanna talk to or about his family OR his past, keeping secret that he knows what she’s going home to, not admitting to seeing Thor make a move and he had her back, like Loki this is how you get ulcers

That asshat of a father better not ruin her clothes or she’s gonna feel AWFUL and idk if Loki will be able to be normal about it tbh

Also????? Was I getting vibes that Thor knows Sif a little better than Frigga thinks orrrrr????

Reader is fighting for breath here. Even favours are just another weight on her shoulders. Of course she'll feel indebted even more and even more low down bc she didn't have the money or the taste to do that herself.

Loki definitely is gonna make himself sick. (I actually had an idea I was kind just being goofy about with reader having to look after a sick snake boy bahahaha but he's so pathetic). Moving on from hypotheticals, there is so much going on that Loki just won't say out loud. I bet he couldn't even finish his lunch with the way his stomach was top turning.

And dad can get facked. Hate that dude. I know Loki is looking for the first chance to 👊🏽

Thor... we all know he's no good.

[atopvisenyashill]

look I'm a greenie but I'm sansa devotee first and foremost long before and I will be long after. that is why i have to agree that this idea that rhaenyra's marriage and children shouldn't affect her inheritance being something that doesnt gets applied to Sansa with her own situation by many of these same people is quite interesting.

And Sansa' own marriage hasn't been consummated, nor does she have any children by tyrion that the crown/lannisters can use to claim winterfell. they don't even have sansa anymore! she's escaped

to be completely honest, part of WHY i'm so partial to rhaenyra's side is in fact because of my stark (and martell) devotion. rhaenyra, in both books and show, is put in a really bad spot so her father can mop up his own mistakes, and is given no good options, then blamed for taking the option she thought would be the best. she knows rhaenys was given driftmark as a consolation prize, and she's worried about what happens to her if she's married off to a man that sees her as a womb; this is a girl whose mother and both grandmothers died in childbirth. of course she's being picky and weird about who she wants to marry, especially given that she's a teenager - like, we literally have that moment where Sansa thinks she's going to marry Loras because he's handsome and her age, and is disappointed about Willas, and this feels to me very similar to how Rhaenyra doesn't want to marry Laenor; she knows he's gay and this is going to be an issue for her, and she wants to marry someone she actually knows and likes and trusts.

so when people are like "well what did she expect" it's like well but what was she supposed to do in this situation? annul her marriage and completely alienate the most important allies she has? publicly shame laenor for not being able to have sex with her, once again, alienating her most important allies? rape her own husband?? just not have kids despite her father dangling her inheritance over her head while he's squirting out son after son? so she tries to have a kid, likely assuming her own genes will win out, and it doesn't work the way she wants, every single time. and then instead of anyone trying to offer her any sort of solution - again, no one offers to orys baratheon this, no one offers to annul the marriage, no one offers her a way to protect her sons without pissing off the velaryons, no one even assures her that they won't fucking execute her and the kids - they just go "welp that's why she can't be queen, because she's a WHORE" and then everyone keeps escalating the situation out of fear until she's turning to the one person who is actually offering her a solution and that's daemon. "oh well she could just give up her inheritance" i'm sorry, but you (general you, not you anon) are a fucking joker if you think that Rhaenyra or her oldest boys would ever be safe if she conceded after Laenor died when they're saying that she committed treason by having kids out of wedlock. Corlys may very well withdraw support if he's not getting his grandchildren on that throne as a prize for backing her clearly bastard born kids. She'll never be allowed off Dragonstone or Driftmark again. Something mysterious will absolutely happen to her kids and they'll die and her proof of that is ya know, the fact that this is exactly what happens to Harwin. She's still a constant threat to Aegon's regime, as are her dragon riding children. She was named heir so no, she doesn't get to go back to just ~being a sister~ if she gives up her claim and lives out her days on Driftmark, completely living off the goodwill of Corlys and Rhaenys.

so i find it endlessly frustrating that like, we can acknowledge that marriages in westeros are super fucked up, that jaehaera, aemma, alicent, dany, sansa, cersei, lollys, roslin, lysa, margaery, are all put in situations where they can't say no, where their children are in danger. rhaenyra is put in this exact same situation and she's an overreaching whore. she's a teenager put in a shitty situation by the adults around her, given zero good options, and chooses one bad option out of many bad options because she thinks it will protect her. she is just like alicent, she is put in the same fucked up situation by the exact same dudes - viserys, otto, and daemon - and told "okay don't freak out but your kids in danger" of course she freaks out!! of course they both freak out!!! they're terrified someone is going to murder their goddamn kids in their beds because no one in this situation is willing to de-escalate or bite back their pride and lose a bit.

#like those two have the LEAST amount of options but they get the MOST amount of the hate #and i say this as someone who is like 'book alicent should have tried more with rhaenyra and she's an idiot for not trying' #because ultimately ali is put into that situation because of her idiot father #and i think otto naming rhaenyra as crown princess then marrying alicent to viserys is as stupid of a move as tywin doing the red wedding #just no ability to plan long term. absolute rocks for fucking brains and of course it's their daughters that pay the worst price!! #anons #asks

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HI ok u dont gotta post this i just wanted to give some info bc u mentioned wanting to do disability right and i just wanted to give info u might find useful. Leopardstar has diabetes and while idk if she gets murked or not before that goes into full force, but shed absolutely not be herself during that whole shebang.

The first signs would be increaded dirt place visits to go pee, and needing to drink a lot. Wouldn't be too hard for cats to miss this since they live in riverclan, Clan Of Water, but it'd be an UNUSUAL amount. Personally, i noticed it myself and genuinely got concerned bc i was drinking triple what i normally did and would wake up in the middle of the night specifically to chug water.

Next thing would be her getting skinnier and out of breath more easily. Her body would effectively be eating her muscles away and shed 100% be unable to fight well or even at all at this point- accounting for exercise and a relatively low carb diet of fish, maybe these symptons would show up after a month and a half? At this point a medicine cat could notice the odd lack of energy but i doubt it'd be obvious what was happening, the medicine cat might pat her on the back, give her some herbs (honey or berries would be BADDD), and send her off.

Soon after shed start throwing up sugar, which just straight up burns ur throat like hell. Its hell. She'd also not feel too hungry now- in reality shes starving, and her body is too busy not dying to notice nor care. At this point if Mistyfoot did Her Thing, Leopardstar would barely be able to stand let alone fight her. In her final days shed be completely weakened and barely able to focus, and she'd start getting pains in her stomach and pelvis. I was unfortunate enough to cut it extremely close, and when i was diagnosed i was told i had less than half a week to live if i hadnt went to the hospital. Depending on if the medicine cat catches on, they could absolutely be making everything 50 times worse by feeding her berries or honey to soothe her burning throat, feeding a cycle of eating honey and throwing up the sugars in the honey. I did this with gingerale and it SUCKED.

Now!! If you want to have leopardstar put up a FIGHT and have her have diabetes and live with it, theres a few ideas. Firstly, only type 1 i believe can be treated without insulin. Secondly, Bloodclan could 100% steal human insulin and give it to Riverclan. The two are compatible i /think/. Three, idk the exact process but apparently you can make ur own insulin using the pancreas from animals, which she could use to survive. Four, without medicine, shed have to do a lot of exercise and manage her diet. With a raw fish diet it's much easier, but she'll probably not be too happy about not being able to eat tunnelbuns without feeling like crap and throwing it up after.

Going down the Bloodclan sourced medicine route, Misty could also kill her using the medicine. Insulin is a delicate balance- too little and you start throwing up and ur body eats u again. Too much and you have no energy to move and you can die within the next hour. Doesnt even take that much, a dose of 18 when youre supposed to take 16 can be deadly. Double that amount and i doubt even a medicine cat could save her even if she knew- low bloodsugars make someone irrational or emotional + extremely whoozy, and its HARD to force feed someone honey when theyre adamant that theyre perfectly fine and just a little sleepy, thats all. In her sleep, and Leopardstar would maybe wake up briefly, feel extremely tired and odd and unable to move, and fall asleep and die.

Anyways this has been ur probably too long rant about diabetes and leopardstar hopefully its helpful in some way o7

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You know, in my rewrite, Leopardstar is actually going to be killing Crookedstar. Not in a way where she would be caught-- I had been thinking it would be a generic poisoning. Maybe it would be dramatic and fascinating if Leopardstar had actually pulled this insulin trick... only to then recognize that Mistyfoot is trying to poison her in the same way.

I'm committed to Leopardstar dying in a battle with Mistyfoot. I had this awesome idea for the Sweet Nothings AU where a Villain Thornclaw lead Hollyleaf somewhere that the winner wouldn't be caught for their victory, so they could have a proper fight to the death.

What if I used that plotbunny here instead? Leopardstar realizing that Mistyfoot had brought her the wrong dose of insulin (I will work out how they get insulin when I make a herb guide for it), and deciding if either of them is going to die, they will die honorably. Not by trickery, but by the strength of their claws.

So she calls for Mistyfoot, tells the Clan they will be confronting rogues at the border, and then they march towards their final confrontation.

#And as for diabetes-- #The two guys who have diabetes in canon are Heavystep and Leopardstar. These characters are both Thistle Law supporters #So I will be grabbing some others to have this #Reedwhisker is the father of Curlfeather and Podlight in this so Frostpaw or her sibs could get it #Or even Stormfur #Or I could just grab some randos to have it. I think it may be cool if Mousewhisker has it actually #Since he has a relationship with Minnowtail #He could justify his meetings as going to trade for his meds #I will probably be making the WC equivalent of herbal insulin come from some sort of fish #At first I figured Pikes would be really cool since they have huge livers #But I need to look closer at big pancreases in british wildlife... #Disability #Bonefall Leopardstar #Bonefall Rewrite #Bonefall TNP #Bonefall Mistystar