#(i just came out for more tea)

[mamawasatesttube]

sits bolt upright in bed. i need to put tim drake in a blender

#rimi talks #the ''in bed'' is a joke btw its 8:42 pm im not in bed yet. it came to me while i was stirring my tea just now #i havent put tim drake in a blender since NOVEMBER. jesus. i need to get on it ive been centrifuging kon nonstop lately #well i have a bit more kon centrifuging to do (finishing tcos). but after that maybe #what are my current wips... do i have any tim drake chambers of torment... #OH I DO I HAVE THE ONE WHERE HE GETS THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM <3333 ok that one is up next after tcos

[bumblingbabooshka]

If 'Resolutions' happened with Chakotay & Tuvok they would have made a beautiful home down there on that planet. It'd be Better Homes & Gardens material by the time they left. If it happened with Tuvok & Janeway it'd just be the captain running around barefoot chasing a monkey while Tuvok grew flowers and made comments about her not tracking dirt into the house after he just cleaned the floors.

#Chakotay & Tuvok basically get married down there but there's no discussion about this they just start acting like that #Meanwhile Janeway is just kind of slowly losing it while her surroundings get steadily cozier. How did you even make tea down here Tuvok??? #Tuvok who spent all day gathering herbs and starting a fire etc etc: Easily. #By 'basically get married down there' I mean that Tuvok accepts their situation pretty much immediately contrary to Janeway and focuses #on long term comfort and survival with Chakotay #It's still sad - especially for Chakotay who thinks he'll never see Janeway again (incorrect: Harry came to her with a plan #and she said 'I like your attitude Mr. Kim!' so they're rushing to the vidiians) but they're surviving...maybe even living #mostly their deal is focused on learning to like one another interpersonally #Meanwhile Tuvok with Janeway is more just trying gently to get her to calm down (she feels extremely guilty that this happened - #that Tuvok's never gonna get to see his family again) and they talk in depth for maybe the first time about the very real possibility #that this is it for them - on Voyager they at least had hope...but maybe that hope was an illusion the entire time...maybe- Oh! Chakotay's #here!! We're saved!!! #Chakotay #Tuvok #Kathryn Janeway #st voyager #voy #out of the potential pairings who's having sex first? #Janeway is playing don't starve & Chakotay's playing harvest moon & Tuvok is playing like...oxygen not included

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#toronto maple leafs #HELLO EVERYBODY THIS HAS BEEN MONTHS!!! MONTHS IN THE MAKING BECAUSE i AM UNHINGED AND NEEDED THE PRECISE PICTURES THAT I KNEW I WOULD GET #like. seventy five percent of this has been done since the first time i posted this and while it has gotten better with time because #my narratives simply got more complex and there's so much of this that is For Me but don't worry i will explain but aLSO goddamn mitch coul #you have gotten married any later in the year. also willy you truly disappointed me by not getting an absurd haircut this year (now that #i've said this he's going to debut it on instagram like. tomorrow. but anyway that meant y'all got to enjoy my neuroses of #Loving Tyler Bertuzzi who is a goddamn leaf. the joys of having to wait to post this (was not a leaf at the time i started it) and anyway i #have at length i think had the breakdown about tyler in pigtails girl dad & how i got a bob & then tyler copied me which was rude. that's m #gender. ANYWAY starting from the top we got sheldon keefe documentation which was really just the personal decision that i wanted all the #coaching staff to be the markers in the poem/the bold & also at the TIME keefe hadn't re-signed &we thought it might be everybody out w/kyl #anyway the title of the scrap of an old lover's flannel is literally 'u think this is about sheldon & kyle NO it's about timothy liljegren' #bc. liljegren was on the marlies winning cup team & has had a contentious relationship w/keefe ever since & was healthy scratched in playof #& the narrative is sooooo. also at one point for the ryan o'reilly i was going to edit the stlb out of his grandma's shirt or cover it w/th #childhood dreams line but THEN i found the gio snapped stick one which was too perfect for 'crumbling copy' the ryan o'reilly To Me is so. #ur insane in ways u did not think for that one. like. how soft her hands were. his grandma you guys. he grew up a leafs fan. if he ever get #to lift the cup with her again i will lose my shit. the cup run a movie i remember nothing--OKAY the spezz one i knew i needed him stresse #but also i believe in the spezz/kyle narrative so. it comes up later don't worry ALSO SPEZZ FOLLOWING HIM TO PITT CAME AFTER I MADE THIS bu #the muzz tea one makes me a little sensy bc muzz was out with an injury for most of this season & it was a really scary spinal one & so yea #& then the simmer one just straight up makes me cry bc i love him so much & the work that he does for anti-racism in hockey means so much & #if you have that video open & watch it i promise you will cry i do every time it's so beautiful he had to be on comforted by beauty & sammy #boy is on the a man who doesn't know me because EYE remember the caps goalie tandems. baby lilya. the mo one is a little funny bc it is #solely due to wade's thread about mo rielly the coal miner homestead husband. that's why he moves to omaha also i think it suits him (quiet #OK NOW OLD MEN IN LOVE NARRATIVE this one's in contention for my fave bc it's spezz coping w/retirement fundamental meaningless of existenc #u heard abt tyler already that's for me the minchy picture was just too good i had found it earlier & i spent SO LONG looking for an empty #leafs rink picture for bathtub i have some cool construction photos but i wanted the melting ice ones (thought about tahoe lol) & the sprin #one i manip'd a lot bc i needed a spring picture bc playoffs clinch in spring & that one fit so coincidentally perfect bc it's 7 straight #seasons 7 guys so. :) & i KNEW i swore to god they did more milk advertising i knew i was gonna do this one from the minute i saw the poem #the milk patch & it took a hot minute BUT I FOUND THIS ONE this one's for funsies. AND THE PIC I WAITED SO FUCKING LONG FOR this is actuall #from kerf's wedding but i was like i know on god mitch is getting married this summer & that's about to be the drunkest shenanigans wedding #i'm waiting for the pics. & then i was BLESSED with this one which is beautiful & perfect & LOOK AT THEM. anyway the last one is bc

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Could I order a Ready-Made, Loose Leaf Ginger tea with Cloves and Lavender (Foul Legacy) in Enameled Pottery please with some additional customizations.

S/O didn't originally roll for Childe because they didn't expect to get him and hadn't finished Liyue yet, but got him anyway. So they would lightly bully him (like mocking his voice lines, calling him 'the child' or war criminal. All affectionately) and ended up kinda falling for him. Then their crush ramped up because of the Foul Legacy fight (moth pretty)

Thank you

Requests for this event are CLOSED!!

We have our first customized order! And what a lovely order it is, with lavender and ginger tea!

Let's see what this wish entails...

~ * ~ Digital AU Scenario, inspired by the terms "Discovery" and "Foul Legacy", set in Liyue

Fluff

Digital AU- An AU where Genshin Impact and its characters are seemingly no more than the wonderous programs we know today

Warnings for allusion to battle and fighting

~ * ~ Ten pulls. Ten pulls was all it took for the glowing stars to rain from the clouds, blue and purple and one, to your surprise, shining gold; all it took for several weapons to fall into your grasp, admiring the new four-star sword you received; all it took for stardust and constellations to drop towards your hands, grateful for the improvements to your already decent characters. All it took for him to come home, carried by the one golden star amongst the blue. You stare at your screen, mouth hanging open at the sight of Tartaglia staring back at you. At least, you think that’s his name- you didn’t read the banner very thoroughly to be honest; in fact, you only pulled because your friend dared you to, both joking and laughing about the newest character’s name. Tartaglia; Childe, you think, and snicker. It’s still funny. You just never expected to get him in ten pulls on no pity- how’re you even supposed to build him? He hasn’t appeared in the Mondstadt story or any of the in-game events, to you, he’s an entirely blank slate. One that you didn’t particularly want or need, but the mysterious ginger-haired man was here all the same. You furrow your brows, then set your shoulders. Well. If this is how he wants to play, so be it. With a few clicks you plop Childe into your team, right next to your healer, clinking on his character profile and scrolling through his talent descriptions with your fingers laced together This was going to take a lot of grinding. You loathe to admit it, but Childe quickly became one of the best damage dealers of all your characters. With his Hydro bow and blades he was a force to be reckoned with- it helped that you happened to be a particularly good shot with a bow, although you certainly couldn’t say anything good about Childe’s posture, it was so bad it made you burst out laughing when you thought too hard about it. A lot of things about Childe make you laugh, actually, including when you finally met him in-game. You were so caught up about how wonderfully funny everything involving him was that the Liyue archon quests went by in a blur; something about a dead god and Zhongli and Ningguang and the Fatui. Anything, from Childe’s voice to the way his name was pronounced to his own laugh, made you smile and chuckle. Sometimes you talk to him, or more talk at him, standing there on the screen. You enjoy teasing him, words witty and sarcastic but laced with affection as you call him names, “evil little war criminal” and “child man” being your favorite, and he simply stares back at you, eyes dead as ever and ever-present smirk still on his face. Your friend says Childe’s model doesn’t passively smile. You had shrugged then, saying it was probably a glitch, or perhaps Childe just liked you more. The Liyue arc is nearing its end- all that’s left to do is head to the Golden House to confront Childe, the story Childe, and fight until one of you drops dead. You laugh, for the hundredth time that day, looking at your own Childe standing strong on your screen, bow floating behind his back. You’re going to fight Childe with Childe. Is it a good idea? Probably not, but it’s funny. There’s a long monologue of lore before the fight actually begins, and you actually listen to it, despite your normal habit of skipping dialogue. There’s an almost enduring smile on your face as you watch Childe reveal himself as a Harbinger, something you’re not at all surprised about, and your Traveler blink in shock. At one point his automated gaze flicks directly to your eyes, and your smile widens fondly. Then he winks. You start slightly, grin fading into shock. But Childe’s back to staring at the Traveler, deadened blue eyes trained on their form. It’s a glitch. It must have been, and you shake your head to clear it as the battle commences, your Childe against him. It doesn’t take long to wear him down, not with your Childe built as far as you can push him- not quite level 90, but certainly getting there. You involuntarily wince at game-Childe’s shouts of pain as you whittle down the last bit of health from his Electro Delusion form. The moment you slice away the last chunk of HP, a cutscene plays and you lean back from your keyboard in satisfaction. The cutscene shows your Traveler getting thrown back and away from Childe, and you roll your eyes before returning your gaze to the Harbinger, now surrounded by water. Suddenly he transforms- first his arms and hands, then his legs, then himself- letting out a roar of rage from his new form. You gape in astonishment, admiring the now twice-as-tall Harbinger, covered in dark violet and black armor, mask now situated over his face with horns and a single, gleaming eye. You inhale when he slams his spear into the ground and your Traveler falls beneath the Golden House, before exhaling. “Woah.” For a while you just run around during Phase Three, trying to glimpse Childe’s new form from every angle- you want to see exactly how tall he is, admire the way his starry cape flows, map out the patterns on his armor. His voice, now deep and growly, makes you full on stop and stare, getting hit with several Electro arrows in the process. Your own Childe attacks back, of course, on your command, movements stiff and unyielding. You wish you could stay forever, but the battle ends all too quickly and you’re tossed out of the domain like a ragdoll, mourning the loss of in-game Childe, of Foul Legacy. Slipping your phone out of your pocket, you shoot your friend a message, something along the lines of “dude have you seen Childe’s Third Phase form yet” before glancing back up at the screen. Your Childe is staring directly at you, an unusual frown creased over his features. You let out a yelp and fling yourself back into your chair, eyes locked with Childe’s piercing gaze as concern flashes over his face. He reaches for you, of his own accord, and all you can do is look from him to your untouched keyboard and back, again and again. This is not happening, this cannot be happening- But your shock quickly turns to amazement and you quietly scoot your chair closer to the computer, still staring at Childe. His worry morphs into a smile, a soft, happy one you’ve never seen before, and his hand raises to brush over his heart. There’s a sudden flash of purple lightning, warping and twirling around Childe in a storm of rain and sparks. When the flood dissipates, Foul Legacy floats on your screen and you almost shriek, burying your face in your hands as you attempt to process the fact that Childe is most likely sentient and saw you admiring his Foul Legacy form. If he’s not sentient, he’s a really good AI. Childe purrs, the corners of Foul Legacy’s mouth turning upwards in a smile as he hovers a few inches from the ground, still looking at you through the screen. He reaches out, as if to cup your cheeks, looking slightly crestfallen when he remembers that he can’t. But a single glance at you hiding your face in your hands is enough to make him rumble in satisfaction again, voice growling low and deep from within his chest as he jerks his horned head towards the Golden House. “Don’t you like your own version of me better than that silly puppet in there?”

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #gi ajax #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #genshin tartagalia #genshin x reader #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #foul legacy x reader #ok i had FUN with this one #i wanted to make it a bit more humorous because that's how i try to play games #but also have the 'oh shit he's hot' moment with foul legacy :D #dskjfnjdf i'm very tired #not sure why i just am but i am still happy with this came out!!!! #wifi writes #tea shoppe event #digital au #also your childe would DEFINITELY be jealous of boss childe i said it it's true

[countess-of-edessa]

“are the girls going to help you make pierogis?” well no one else is fucking gonna are they? no one else in this house has functional fucking hands apparently

#every Christmas i think about the time we came home from mass and my father said “finally! now we can relax.” and sat down at his computer #and played video games for the next three hours while my mother and sister and i stood six feet away from him in the kitchen making #200 pierogis. #it’s crazy considering the amount of stuff he gets done for him on a daily basis that I would never even think would be done for me by anyo #like bed made for him/all meals/all dishes/food put on his plate for him because he refuses to do it himself/pretty much all errands #whenever he wants tea he just says that want out loud and it gets brought to him by magic #i mean or anything else! he once said “did you say we were having cappuccinos today?” just to no one in particular and we all knew no one h #had said anything of the sort. and then he was given one! #of course he goes to work from 8-6ish every day but other than one day a week it’s remote and has been for years and i can hear him #he is pretty much never not on the phone gossiping with someone #and i don’t begrudge him having a not physically intensive job or anything but im just trying to think of the things he has to do #he makes my mother mow the lawn. i do it when i am home because i think that’s disgraceful. #if my mother begs hard enough he'll do the least amount of yard work possible if it’s something we can’t physically do by ourselves. #but on a daily basis it’s just go to work/eat the breakfast brought to you/eat the lunch brought to you/come downstairs eat the dinner made #for you/play video games until you go to bed in the bed that was made for you in the morning #and on non work days it’s just eat/video games/bed #and like all this to say #he complains more and has a worse attitude than anyone I have ever known in my life #whenever he encounters a minor inconvenience he's talking about how it never ends and he never gets a chance to rest for once #literally any day that’s not spent in complete and total stagnation is considered a failure #he hates when my mother and sister and i are happy like we can’t even play music and laugh in the kitchen while we cook and clean up after #meals because it distracts him from his video games and his YouTube videos about video games and the war in Ukraine #he gets mad when we laugh too much lol like dude you’re pretty lucky you have daughters who can have fun while doing the dishes #considering you haven’t done them in like 20 years #word to the ladies out there btw: my parents used to clean up after dinner together when they first got married. so watch out lmao

[autumnhobbit]

if you're someone who goes out to eat occasionally, try to make it a habit to remember to pray for the staff, by name if you can for the ones you know and for all the others you don't. a lot of the time service workers are kids, and even when they're not, they're doing a hard and often thankless job, so much that almost nobody thinks of them unless they screw something up. but they deserve to be treated like human beings and respected for their work. (and given a radical overhaul of the system that lessens the pressure on them and demands their protection, but that's another rant shhhh.)

#i felt so bad for the poor girl managing mcdonalds this morning #i just went in to get a tea but there were a bunch of people standing around who apparently had been waiting for like 40 minutes #and they wanted refunds and at least they were civil about it #but you could tell the poor girl was just trying not to cry while dealing with the pile up #and thank God there was an older lady there who defended them and even specifically came early to get a drink so she had te #and comforted her and told her it wasn't her fault and her church group would pray she got good help in soon #in a way ethics alone makes me almost not want to eat out #in addition to trying to be more responsible and eat healthier #so that when i do eat out i can enjoy jt

[sorrellegiance]

worn the fuck out why did my grandparents have so many children and then why did all their children have so many children

#played THREE rounds of foosball (first to nine points each) with the eight year old and then he wanted to play animals upon animals which is #a very delightful animal stacking die rolling game and i could've played a lot more of that only then the ten year old came along and wante #to start a game of monopoly and i did some theatrics about how LONG and BORING monopoly was and i'd rather play the spinning fish game with #the four year old but then they wheedled me a bit and i said fine but i would be setting a timer for thirty minutes on my phone and then i #would be fishing but then it was thirty minutes and i said fine ten more minutes because i'd just bought boardwalk and was flush with hope #but then had some spectacularly bad rolls and had to start mortgaging everything and somewhere in all that i forgot to stick to the timer #and then i was mortgaged to the hilt and hungry (two aunts got stuck on the bridge coming and dinner was pushed back and back) until finall #i landed on a property with a hotel and then another with FOUR houses on it and that was it for my career as a landlord #after dinner i sat down at the keyboard and banged out some tunes with the four year old (her full force with her palms and me rattling up #and down the top octave with two pointer fingers which i think will be quite bruised tomorrow) and it turned into freeze when she abruptly #switches the keyboard off and runs a lap around the grand piano and continue banging when she gets back on the bench and then after that sh #started chasing me around the big living room sectional and there was a lot of slipping skidding around corners in my socks which was FUN A #HECK and then i let her roll me around on the nice thick rug and then she chased me some more around everyone eating cake (mango mousse and #a green tea three layer with red bean cream SO GOOD) and then my mom sighed a lot about how stinky i was in the car #there aren't even that many children!! two of them had just turned thirteen! teenagers!! but there was just so much children for so few #children (six of em) sheesh!! okay yeah definitely time to shower now sor #a happy thing #sor.txt

[mycological-mariner]

Someone was asking me today what my middle name was and I swear I had literally forgotten? Not because I don’t use it but because I use the masc version of it because no one ever refers to me by my middle name. I was riding the crucial constanat letter trying to reverse engineer the final vowel to a nice feminine letter

#like I COULD have said my middle name was [redacted] it’s not like they could check #but also! #what if they asked why I had a male middle name #they’ve met my mum and asked if she’d be back in the country to come over for tea and what if it came up #i think she thinks I had a seizure #man I forgot how much I just. I don’t click with my (dead) middle name AT ALL #like my first name. fine. people call me my first birth name all the time bc something something severe trauma around coming out #my birth name is more like a title than a name if that makes sense #my MIDDLE name however?? #nah nah nah. no idea why I feel more connected to my chosen middle name than my chosen first name #but no one’s ever asked! and I’ve just been using gender neutral nicknames! #sitting in someone’s living room making engine noises while I try to recall wtf my legal middle name is

[queridaz]

hmmmm, sure wish the ride they told me to ask for would show up

#so i get to class with my uni's disibility shuttle service but i also have a wheelchair to use for unscheduled or after hours excursions #and on a few of these unplanned wheelchair trips they saw me wheel around campus so they told me to let them know abt them in the future #so last night i asked to change my scheduled 12:50 ride on the golf carts to one on the ada van to take me and my wheelchair #there was a little miscommunication and they came in the van for my 8:40 ride but i told them i actually needed the van at 12:50 #and then on my 9:50 ride back home i confirmed once more that i'd be able to be taken in the van #and then at 11 they confirmed my ride (as is protocol) and asked me if i still needed my ride to be in the van #i said yes and that was that and then 12:50 rolled around and i went out with my wheelchair and then they NEVER SHOWED UP #so then i asked in the groupchat for the eta on my ride and they said they hAD NO ONE LICENSED TO DRIVE THE VAN TO PICK ME UP #what the actual shit #i wouldn't have missed class if i just went on my wheelchair on my own like i had planned but they insisted on taking me in the van #and then THEY didn't SHOW UP and now i'm gonna miss class cause it takes me 30 minutes to wheel there from my apartment #WHAT THE FUCK #okay rant over #tea talks #tea rants #disability

[rubys-domain]

hoo... kaeya's hangout was a wild ride from start to finish

#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo，ide yo !! #genshin spoilers #it was literally mondstadt all-stars #(i am slightly disappointed at not seeing amber. but it is what it is i guess) #(plus now i can meet albedo and venti whenever i want so i can't complain too much hehe) #my favorite route was the acting though #he changed into his skin which is already two points in its favor #and of course he gained simps doing it lol #but then the story of the play might also have something to do with his backstory. quite curious #and the private talk with the traveler at the end. just. just everything about this route #back to mondstadt tho #i always found it amusing whenever the traveler grumbled about not getting to drink alcohol #it's one of the longest running jokes in the game besides emergency food (albeit way more subtle). and i for one will never get tired of it #i really didn't expect to make a stop at liyue tho. that came completely out of left field for me #when we had to go to heyu tea house i got excited because lore-wise chongyun likes to hang out there #of course i was hoping against hope. and of course that hope was dashed #but i guess it wouldn't have made much sense for him to show up anyway #that aside #the fake name he made up for himself — “Albert Rich” #it's very 👀 #it's probably nothing more than a pun on his his last name “Alberich”. it was just an amusing choice imo #i can't believe we get two things from this hangout tho. an unusable quest memento and a piece of furniture #i thoroughly enjoyed all of it tbh #this as well as the three newest hangouts — kaveh layla and faruzan — have raised my expectations significantly for future hangouts #i mean obviously not all of them can be mondstadt all stars #i just think these hangouts were really really good #oh yeah also #not a single instance of fighting enemies in this hangout #i mean there wouldn't be much point since his combat doesn't need to be advertised being a free character that every account has #i prefer no combat segments tho. means i can do the hangout while eating lunch

[orcelito]

Desperately listening to chill music to try to resist the urge to bite anyone's heads off

#speculation nation #and someone else just came in. grr bite kill #lmfao sometimes having anger issues is trying very hard to keep ur temper in check as u jiggle ur leg aggressively #like Dowwwwwn boy. chill out. it's fine. #nothing's even wrong im just irritable from all the customers #i REALLY want to be listening to some industrial music. ive been in a varien mood recently. #but unfortunately industrial is not the chill bubble tea lounge vibes. so i must resist.... #2 more hours... just need to keep myself together until then... #but if i have to make another kumquat lemon tea i am GOING to bite something

[wrenhyperfixates]

Look what I found 😂

LITERALLY SCREAMING THIS IS ADORABLE!!!!

#out of curious do your watch spy x family?? bc I’m pretty sure that’s where the base came from #but this is literally perfect #like honestly the whole demon hunter x demon thing is just my cup of tea so ofc I ship this lol #i really want tho watch more of shou but I hardly ever get time 😔🥲 #mutuals <3 #nijisanji en #ask

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

me today: wow i’ve never been to dunkin donuts! i’ve never been to starbucks! i’ve never had bubble tea! i’ve never been to wendy’s! i’ve-

my friends: bro do you live in an actual cave???

#no! #.........................maybe #many firsts today #turns out dunkin donuts is good #starbucks had a 30 minute wait time for a hot chocolate rip #bubble tea can be gotten with soy milk! ...but not what i was willing to try #and wendy's chicken nuggies are spiced nicely #in all fairness #most of these things ARE relatively new to the area IN MY EXPERIENCE #the first time i ever saw a starbucks was in auckland in like idk 2014 maybe #i don't think it came to my nearest city until more recently but maybe i'm just an idiot who doesn't notice shit #also the nearest city IS an hour away so #dunkin donuts is STILL mostly auckland based #to eb fair #and wendy's i don't know about i just know i've never noticed it around until a couple years back #bubble tea? ok that's been around awhile probably i just avoided it bc it had 'tea' in the name and i hate tea

[oroniusn]

Waking up with your window open and for the first time since moving into town, it smells just like how you remembered it growing up as a kid <3

#The birds are even singing #It won’t last long once everyone starts driving again it’ll smell bad but oh I missed this #I used to set out on our porch in the mornings and just listen to the birds #Typically that was right before Bob Ross started streaming on cable so I’d run back inside to watch him after the sun came up #This is the most peaceful I’ve felt in days man #This is lovely #Even the temperature is right #I should go make sweet tea that’ll improve this even more

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

Finally getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow, everyone wish me luck and pray that I don’t say anything too bad under the laughing gas

#it’s weird I’ve been going to the dentist for years and it’s been fine fine fine #and I haven’t had any issues #but this last time after two X-rays in the same visit they suddenly have to be out NOW #not fucking looking forward to the IV last time I had one I was 4 in the hospital with pneumonia #that plus a phobia of needles and a general squeamishness about wrist injuries #that I think actually probably came from the whole 4 years old in the hospital with pneumonia thing looking back on it #it’s a pretty bad body horror terrifying situation for me #like EUUGHHUGHH I’m sitting here shuddering shaking out my arms just thinking about it #hmmmmhhmmmhmmm (O/__\O’’) #idk I’m gonna ask them if they can put me under before they put it in it’ll be better for everyone #fun times with phobia shit I’m more freaked out by the IV than I am about my first surgery #well damn I’ve really psyched myself out here I was feeling fine before #spilling the Tea

[chernozemm]

infatuation makes your heart race love is quiet. love sets you at ease.

and because most of my pieces are mental screenshots of little scenes in my head, here's the scene:

Crowley was tugged into consciousness bit by bit. The afternoon light slowly filtered in, as well as the hum of music from the other room and the weird angle his neck was at. He was warm and content and wanted to sink back into his nap, but the threads of sleep fluttered away the more he tried. Finally, he took a deeper breath, shifting in the armchair, and cracked an eye open just a sliver. There he was, the angel, sitting at his desk. Had hardly noticed Crowley was awake, engulfed in his task of retouching a damaged page. Looking at his hands, Crowley became aware of the fuzzy warmth covering his own and peeked down to see a blanket tucked around his shoulders.

The feeling hit him so hard he let his head loll to the side, eyes closed. His chest tightened and he just…buckled. Finally came undone under the weight of his love for Aziraphale. Its inexorable, steadfast pull which he had been pushing back against for millennia, it had finally caught him off guard, sleepy and vulnerable and so tired from holding back, from refusing to name it. It was a quiet surrender. Crowley looked back at Aziraphale with the understanding of a man meeting his end and embracing it.

Perhaps he could gently pull the blanket to the side and get up. Perhaps he could cross the few steps to the desk and place a freshly made cup of tea to Aziraphale’s right. Perhaps he would hold his gaze, for longer than needed to answer “Don’t mention it”. Perhaps he would ask him if he would like a scone with that. Perhaps Aziraphale would understand that this was not about the scone at all. And yet, what Crowley was asking of him was also exactly about scones. And tea. And quiet afternoons together. Perhaps the angel would finally put down his sword, too, and the world would let out a breath it had been holding for millennia.

the soulmate to this piece, i guess.

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #myart #hozier's first light has chemically altered my brain and this is kind of the emotion i wanted to put into this piece #yanno? you look at your loved one and just know with immense gravity that youre GONE youre so whipped its not even funny anymore