#( two bastards <3 )

[royalarchivist]

#Cucurucho #QSMP Official #QSMP #Pomme #Richarlyson #hmmm..... #The Egg choices.... #The two Eggs planning to go to Purgatory to save their parents.... Hmm.... #also RICHASSSS my favorite little bastard baby trying to beat the crap out of Cucurucho <3 #You're doing amazing sweetie <3 <3 <3 <3 #normally I'd use my usual emoji but I'm too lazy to copy paste

[sneez]

linocut study of the poster for the 1924 film orlacs hände :-)

#artwork #the hands of orlac #conrad veidt #my most recent linocut hooraaaay i really like how this one turned out #i have done two others which i havent posted yet but i will soon. or at least one of them (i dont like how the other one turned out so much #anyway i love this film his acting in it is superb he makes the most incredible tortured faces #really a masterclass in forehead vein performance #i am away from my lino tools now that i am back at uni so i cannot make any more for a while :-( alas #i think it is probably a good thing though because i have inflicted multiple injuries upon myself as a result of doing so much #dopey bastard disease #i hope you are all well my friends!!! my usual apologies for unanswered asks which i say every time i post everything. i am sorry i love yo #oh also i should confess i only have black ink so i cobbled this together by printing on white and then red paper and splicing the two #pictures together digitally. i am sorry for my deception </3 i am a fraud. a con artist #he he. con artist. artist. he he

[carnabybeat]

Do you think they've got a video?

#I'M SO HAPPY WITH HOW THEY TURNED OUT AAA #also... stay tuned bc i might be making these two into stickers and/or keychains <3 #just two bastards doing their thing #carnabybeat #art #my art #fanart #rik mayall #ade edmondson #the young ones #young ones #rick #vyvyan #rick pratt #vyvyan basterd #chibi #queue #tyo

[rainingstorms1220]

I'm going to expose some of my delusions here:

Arashi is an OC of mine, but I also use him as my TWST Ramshackle OC... He was actually ORIGINALLY a TWST OC that I made into an OC with proper lore and stuff in my own personal stories (namely FTW) <3 but the TWST version of him I keep very close to my heart <3

I'm quite. Obsessed. With Leona. So that led to a lot of Thoughts™ of Leona x Arashi (LeoAra). Are they just friends? Or something more?? Who knows 😏

I hope to expand on Arashi's TWST version some day! I don't usually pair OC x Canon but this one is just. Ugh. UGH. My delusions. Guilty pleasure.

Also Reiyuu ( @tairimisu ) and Idia cameo — I know what you are 👁️

#twisted wonderland #oc #original character #illustration #rs:arashi #leona kingscholar #i cannot express how much these two make me delusional. #like they are so. #similar. #i love them #i love them both #like the way leona will treat arashi ao fiercely yet tenderly #and arashi gives leona all the unconditional attention and affection this bastard lion man never got #im so. #they are both my sincere delusions #one day i will introduce things properly i swear #art #twst oc #oc x canon #leona x arashi <3

[spinnysocks]

janja & kiburi duo moments because i love them so much

these are the faces of "We're so evil and we're gonna fuck shit up" LMAO

honestly i love Pride Landers Unite for the outlanders content in it. scar told them to go beat up makuu, kiburi's like "Hell yeah" and janja's got his back the whole time, pretty fun (not for makuu, but ya know, to get cool evil duo moments you gotta beat a guy up)

i love how janja's laughing and kiburi's just "That worked?-"

although i'm 100% sure in canon kiburi was just surprised by scar's power, i'd like to think he was also thinking "Tf did you just do to my new friend??"

listen i KNOW kiburi betrays him BUT i'd like to think eventually they became genuine friends outside of scar's no longer existent army

also have this funny shot. i'm pretty sure chungu and cheezi were trying to count all of scar's army which is hilarious

#sorry about image formatting my phone had a FIT #but yeah. #i love them so much #my top two favourites <3 #MY BOYSSS #evil bastard friends #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #janja #kiburi

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Oh, for a skeleton key…

Plus a digital mockup to simulate a red ink pass that i discovered could not be achieved well enough with the materials available to me, and the original pencils.

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #fan art #ink drawing #inktober #(i guess eehehe) #i drew him for funsies and sent him on his merry way to lands unknown(the postal system) #i expressed my initial anxiety about drawing his face properly to a friend who rightfuly observed that his head IS yoshiko shaped #wonderful shape. 10/10. the jacket…. #was a labor and a half lol #worth it for the bestie though lol #i would draw him so he could look at his vain self #i wanna see if i can get that artist guy in game to paint him lol #i’m only in act two at the time of typing #still one of my fave interactions with him: #‘i dont want a freaking poem #just tell me i’m hot’ #astarion… buddy… look at me…. i’m a god damn bard how could you say these things to me? #my craft!! #Pointy bastard mean girl hungry boy crime time murder elf.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

oop, idiot doodles alert-

#the first two are kinda Oldish the last is much fresher #i love these morons... this isnt all of them but man... not a single braincell in this photoset #slowly thinking about them more and More #who are they? whats their deal? what are their sammy orders! #ill be able to answer it all Eventually! #im excited to finally get to know them #scribble salad #forced idiots <3 #oc #original character #ive had some of them for Many years but theyve changed a lot #and ive never really... thought about them in depth #well. most of them have changed a lot. my boy aces is largely the same in personality and so is sam (not featured) #yeah those two have been with me since like... 9th grade? 10th? #the others are mashup-ed /recycled / remixed ocs #except for Sundown and K.Z! they're pretty new! #created sundown earlier this week #k.z was early 2020.... #i love them <3 theyre all absolute bastards <3

[cry-ptidd]

Ok so u know how predatory pets bring live prey animals into the house. Do Laura or Alucard do that to Integra at the estate while she's trying to meet with people over serious business?

(Yes, this is inspired by a true story. No, I have not yet found where the chipmunk ran.)

Now i doubt they would bring LIVE prey because these two are killing machines and they both get scolded if they spook the guests too bad, but they absolutely do that thing where a cat brings its owner a dead mouse. Except instead of a mouse it’s a still-pulsating pile of gore and viscera and they plop it on integra’s nice carpet

#hellsing asks #hellsing #alucard #sir integra #laura chastel #hellsing oc #my oc #my art #it’s 1:03 am btw #is laura the one that has to clean it? yes. will that make her stop? absolutely not #i love these twos dynamic #partners in crime. siblings in tomfoolery. assistants in silliness #mangy black cat and rescue stray mutt vibes #integra’s lil strays <3 #bastards

[inkedmyths]

Day 13: Leak, Caribbean Green Pearl

[SOUNDS OF STATIC RISE]

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #art #inktober #inktober 2022 #my art #ink arts #sorry for the same aesthetic two days in a row </3 but it had to be done #ANYWAYS. WHO ELSE IS LIKE READY TO SLAM THEIR HEADS INTO A WALL BC OF THIS #ALEXANDER JIMMYJONES NEWALL YOU SNEAKY BASTARD

[hello7soone]

birthday boy!!!! happy birthday sanzu 🫶🏻🥳🩷

#happy birthday haruchiyo <33 #you beautiful beautiful bastard #it's way past my bedtime i stayed up to finish this <3 #birthday boy deserves it he's so pretty #paint my naked has been playing on repeat for the last hour? two???? #ten's voice is so addicting it's like honey to my ears <3 #my wrist is gonna hurt like a bitch when i wake up lol #idc it's worth it <3 #sanzu haruchiyo #sanzu fanart #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers fanart #tr fanart #7soone.art 🤍🎀

[avernusreject]

My headcanon is that while the party travels Astarion and Tav, when they're in a romance, spend their time snarking about the party and the different quests like the old muppets in the box

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tav #oc: zinnia #god I wish I could draw just for this #two catty bastards in love #bg3 headcanons #astarion headcanon

[gaudywizard]

End of the semester is kicking my ass, another sketchbook page

#traditional art #sketchbook #johnny silverhand #cyberpunk 2077 #ft 3 months difference #he became my comfort lad #if i had a nickel for every time a bastard who lost an arm in a battle and got a solid metal replacement became my comfort character #i would have two nickels #which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice

[missmolsa]

hes sending this to Yoko Okino or some shit

#kisaki eri #mouri kogoro #reiko kujo #divorceshipping #kujo divorcing those two so true bestie #eri's getting embarrassed on kogoro's behalf fr cannot believe she married that man #anw NO ONE ZOOM IN ON THISSDHSDFKJDFHG #I've promised to myself not to put more than this amount of effort into a meme #unless it's really fucking funny #eri kogoro divorce momence... gosho canonise this #TWO drawings of this dysfunctional mfs in one day???? it's more likely than you'd think #kogoro's my little scrunkly bastard he belongs in the trash <3 #as for eri im. in love w her #detective conan #dcmk #look at me being a serious artist and drawing backgrounds also lmao

[bumblingbabooshka]

Enough perfect mom Amanda Grayson. It’s time for middling mom Amanda Grayson who loved all her kids but was never close enough to any of them and is somewhat idealized in their heads because of it. Amanda Grayson who seems great in comparison to Sarek but is actually, when you look objectively at it, strangely absent: A mother who is always facing away from you, who you have to call but who always has a smile ready for when you do. Amanda Grayson who contrasts Sarek’s overbearing rules and expectations with an almost hands-off approach that felt like a refreshing reprieve at the time but as her children grow they realize was also hurtful in different respects. Amanda Grayson who loves her children almost as much as she loves her husband. A mother who listens when you complain about dad, who agrees and nods and pets your hair and says “I’m sorry, honey” but nothing ever comes of it and at a certain point you both know nothing’s ever going to come of it. Amanda Grayson who pretends she does not see it. Amanda Grayson who is too human for any of her children to let themselves love. And because she’s human maybe she resents them for it a little bit [do you think your mother knows you love her? Did you ever say it? Do you think she ever wanted you to? Do you remember when she held you and repeated it over and over again and told you she wouldn’t tell your dad if you said it just once and you answered her with silence?] And because she’s human she loves them anyway. She knows anyway. She can hear it even in the silence. /pos

#ummmm............................-smiles- <3 #trying to make Amanda Grayson more interesting to me personally #My characterization of Sarek & Amanda is: Lovely couple who should NOT have had children #Sarek is a consistently bad parent so he kind of steals the show but Amanda's there too ain't she?? free parental angst real estate #Spock whose mother can do no wrong in his eyes... #kid who hates their dad so much their mom becomes a saint #this family is just dolls to me #the s'chn t'gai-graysons...[succession theme plays] #not even getting STARTED with the sybok-spock-michael SIBLING issues #Sybok Spock and Michael all look at each other and think 'these two are the most pitiable bastards in the universe....'

[mothsakura]

help .... cannot stop making ocs... ANYWAYS- Eye of the Storm (late gen 1 - early gen 2) and False Alarm (pre-gen 1, the 8th of the original 10 prototypes for the iterator project)

#rw #rain world #iterator #rain world oc #rw oc #iterator oc #grandma (FA) and the bastard that terrorizes the whole group (EotS) #both of these are separate from all of my other iterator ocs #my other iterator ocs belong to the group DAWNS_ABOUND #where as these two belong to the group KARMAS_GATE #fun fact: storm is based off of foxglove because both storm and foxglove plants are very toxic </3 #i love these two #they were supposed to be bg characters but i got too attached #FA is a terrible group senior tho. she's old and senile and cannot even keep her group in control #and its a small group too #send help to FA </3

[loafyall]

"Who did this to you..?"

(CRASHES INTO PART TWO OF "I can't")

Hi!

Okay well I kinda lied that I would write the part two of "I can't" in a day but it took me three days so i apologise for making everyone who read part 1 and were waiting for part two!

I had exams going on and I'm finally free!!

---------------main story..----------------

Summary : Yanqing is found the next morning of the incident, In an abandoned street of the Aurum alley, It's time for jing yuan to find out what happened to Yanqing and jing yuan's about to kill, torture that bastard and he is planning too.

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Yanqing was never this late at coming home and reporting back to jing yuan, Well, Yanqing was always late at coming home, But it was different.

-he wasn't home at all.

It was only until morning that Jing yuan realised that Yanqing hasn't came home yet, Which obviously, Got jing yuan worried, Perhaps he's with dealing with mara-struck? Or already at the training grounds?.

--no, Yanqing would have never woken up before jing yuan, It's unlikely for him to do that.

It's probably around the time for Noon before jing yuan starts slightly panicking as he hasn't seen yanqing in such a while already, Eversince the patrol started last evening, He hasn't been home since. Perhaps he could ask madam Fu or the helm master about yanqing's whereabouts but he already knew their answer would surely be no.

There's loud knocking on the door, It's probably the knights.

And yes it was the knights, Just as jing yuan thought, Why were they here?, That's when the bad news comes in when one cloud knight finally speaks.

"General, There's something you need to see." That cloud knight respectfully speaks, His head bowed down. "It's about lieutenant yanqing." And that's where jing yuan eyes widened at the mention of his (son) retainer.

"Please, Go on." Jing yuan said, Trying his best at remaining calm, But he couldnt.

That's probably when the other cloud knight tells him, Yanqing was found in some dark abandoned street of the Aurum alley, And that's what Sushang had reported in earlier.

Now jing yuan was worried, Way worried about his retainer, he got up from his seat, As he put his own pen down in which he was signing his paperwork with.

"We'll need to go there immediately, Send a medical party there immediately, You may be dismissed." Jing yuan had said that in an authoritative tone, He was going to kill that bastard who did that horrendous thing to yanqing when he finds out who he is, He's in great trouble.

---------TIMESKIP...--------

"Tch, Can't take the whole thing in one go and had to pass out that early?." That's cloud knight said, That bastard who tried to Do the Ungodly with Yanqing, Yanqing was practically crying and aswell as shaking as he tried to cover his half naked body.

Some bruises and scars were around his hands and back, Few on his legs, His tears soaking into the ground and his clothes, Yanqing's Vision was blurry, And with pouring rain it made it all worse.

Yanqing felt like he's a worthless child who doesn't deserve happiness, The way he's been traumatized is Ungodly, There were bodily fluids, and blood was there, Which could've made Yanqing vomit, Blood was gushing out from the bruise given by that bastard, Yanqing as going to going to pass out soon because of the pressure.

Yanqing's tears didn't come to a stop as he laid there, Motionless, He was unsure of what to do, He wanted to try and get up, But that man who did this to him had him pinned down by his foot on Yanqing's stomach, It was sure that the guy would leave a few more bruises on him before feeling satisfied .

There was a loud scream coming out of yanqing's dry throat when that bastard punched Yanqing on the stomach, Yanqing was tightly gripping on his own stomach, Trying so hard not to cry as he looked at that guy.

And that scream alerted The other cloud knights who were trying to find Yanqing by Jing yuan's order.

"shit." That bastard cursed as he ran away not to be seen by the cloud knights as he put on his knight uniform and that bastard ran away, Leaving Yanqing fully finished and traumatized.

And that's where Jing yuan found Yanqing as he followed the shout.

But Jing yuan immediately came to an abrupt stop when he saw Yanqing.

Covered in bruises, His hair messed up badly, Blood almost everywhere, Yanqing's tear-soaked face as yanqing looked at him, Jing yuan sweared to Aeons that he wouldn't vomit, And then there was a dry, Crying voice coming out of Yanqing.

"G-general?.." That was the only thing yanqing said, Before he Passed out into his exhaustion.

"Yanqing!." Jing yuan couldn't think of this, This was the last thing he wanted to imagine to happen to yanqing, He quickly rushed to the boy, He removed the hair coming on his eyes.

Thank Aeons that boy had just passed out, Or there could be worse casualties than that.

"Knights!, we found him!, Get him back to the Medical institution." Jing yuan ordered as he lifted up Yanqing in his arms.

That boy barely weighed alot, He was fit and all, Although he doesn't eat alot and jing yuan who's knows how many times he has scolded him to eat and not skip his meals.

TIMESKIP

Anger was already boiling inside Jing yuan as he watched Yanqing being operated by the Alchemy commission's healer Lady, Bailu.

The question on jing yuan's head was

'Who and why did they do this to him?.'

Jing yuan litterally would litterally kill the person and make sure they go even worse in the shackling prison, Maybe Jing yuan would but the balls of the guy and choke him with his own hands and feed the remains of the bastard to Mimi.

But for now, He just had to be there for Yanqing.

Slowly, Yanqing opens his eyes, He doesn't seem scared, But more relieved as he's out of that bastard's grasp, He doesn't even realise that Bailu's talking to him.

"heyyy!! Don't ignore me!." Bailu just pouts, As she stared at Yanqing, Yanqing looks at her.

"sorry.." Yanqing sighs.

"Are you okay?." Bailu asks

"...." Yanqing isn't sure how to respond, He doesn't want to worry Bailu, So he simply states "yea, Much better than before." Yanqing just puts on a small smile, Before staring at his hand again.

"Yanqing." there was the same familiar voice, Jing yuan, His eyes were softer, As he say down beside yanqing's bed.

yanqing has the feeling to cry as he say his (father) General, He wanted to tell what that bastard did to him.

"who.. did this to you?." Jing yuan said, As he held yanqing's other hand, Yanqing gulped and looked down, Not wanting to show his tears.

"I-im sorry General, I-i didn't know how to stop him, I know, I'm too weak." Yanqing admitted as tears feel down his eyes.

Jing yuan couldn't believe what yanqing just said to him, Yanqing was never weak, He is a child, A child with ambition to be the best, But that bastard who did this to him, Needed to be punished In the worst way possible, That guy tried to take Advantage of a Child, A FREAKING 14 YEAR OLD.

"Oh yanqing.." Jing yuan sighed, As he pulled the blonde boy into a hug, "it's not your fault and it was never your fault, you're still 14, I should also be the one to blame here to sending you with that cloud knight." Jing yuan said, As yanqing cried into his arms. "Who did this to you?." Jing yuan asked, As yanqing let out a voice. "A cloud knight named.... Xiun."(Yes I made up a name.)

Now jing yuan was clearly angry and wanted to punish that bitch called Xiun, He sweared if he sees Xiun, He will murder him alive and feed his remains to Mimi, Who would be very happy to Eat the meat.

But for now

He's happy that Yanqing's alright, He needs to recover, Mentally and physically.

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Note : OMG MY HANDS ARE ACHING LITTERALLY FOR WRITING THIS FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT AND I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING YET

I hope you enjoyed this part!! Let me know if you want an additional part of Jing yuan ruthlessly murdering that Bastard to did that to Yanqing!!

Sorry for any grammer mistakes and all, I hope you guys liked it! (Btw part 1 is in my Blog, Go read that before you read this!!!)

#yanqing #honkai star rail yanqing #hsr yanqing #hsr jing yuan #honkai star rail fanfic #honkai star rail #dad jing yuan #jing yuan #hsr bailu #angst with a happy ending #idk what else to tag #I am slightly very happy that I got 20 likes on part 1 and I decided to do a part two!! #Let me know if y'all want a part 3 about jing yuan beating that guy who did the ungodly with Yanqing #I ALSO BEAT THAT BASTARD UP BTW #Hoyo you need to stop making yanqing a punching bag #Or else imma have a talk with ya 😊😈 #Some mentions of Fu Xuan #i love him #light angst #hsr #father son bonding #Jing yuan is Yanqing's parent!!! Canon!!! #They are family no one can prove me wrong alr??!!