Akasha: this is my boytoy Lestat and his boytoy Louis and his boytoy's boytoy Armand and his boytoy's boytoy's boytoy Daniel
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National Treasure but it turns out that the code was written on the back of the other manuscript copy of the Declaration of Independence- currently known as the Sussex Declaration -that wouldn't be discovered until 2017
Ben, Riley, and Ian all go to jail and nobody is sad, because they are all douchebags. Abigail receives a commendation for risking her life to save the Matlack Declaration, which she parlays into a book deal to publish her research on whether Sybil Luddington was a real person. The treasure remains undisturbed until 2015, when an extremely bored facilities assistant at Trinity Church presses just a bit too hard on the cover of that tomb trying to catch herself as she slips and falls. She very sensibly calls her supervisor and the whole salvage mission is extremely public and safe (Ben's father happily gives them the pipe when its necessity becomes apparent)
Also the stolen artifacts from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum are found in the hoard as well, raising some VERY awkward questions that Abigail and her new girlfriend the ex-facilities assistant ("somebody's got to get fired, [Name]") must answer in a thrilling adventure that involves exactly zero Olmecs randomly in South Dakota
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No matter what happened to the shape of the world, the last scion of the Old Religion seemed to always find himself in the same place; alone on the Isle of the Blessed, mourning.
He hated himself for the fact that despite all he had witnessed, all he had failed to stop or correct, he still couldn't make himself mourn for the things he should mourn. The Emrys didn’t mourn for the millions of his kin who had been slaughtered, nor for the loss of the old Groves, where magic had been born… nor even for the tidal wave of innocent blood that had splashed across his homeland, leeching away the magic, like vital nutrients from soil that had been over-farmed until it was cold and dead.
No. Emrys mourned for a man.
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{ @viagothedandy ;;
"Sometimes one is better off not meeting one's own descendants... just a simple saying, that's all."
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I somehow managed to make it worse-
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[Image ID: A screenshot of Scarlemagne from the TV series "Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts." The viewer is looking down on him. The original picture has been edited to include a penis-shaped shadow over his head, and white liquid all over his face. He is looking at the viewer angrily. End ID]
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Me about to add the finishing touches to my banger song
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So I got into dungeon meshi and i’ve been telling everyone who I talk to. I love everything about the world, characters, the art, etc.
BUT
People are not kidding when they say that senshi will manifest in your head to tell you to eat better. Like I have a hard time remembering to eat but my brain would be like “you haven’t eaten in some hours, you need a meal” and I would be like you’re very right internal senshi I’m gonna see what I can make. Then I make food??? Honestly Gods sent senshi for helping so many people eat better
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