#'why is it so small'

[bosspigeon]

I think one of the funniest things about Raike is his family lineup

Raike, at 6'7", is taller than his dad, who is a 6' human man

But Raike is also a Good Bit Shorter than his mother, who is an orc and is well over 7 ft tall

#pidge babbles #oc: raike reedfellow #he is her little baby #she didnt even know she was pregnant with him #asad left to tend to his duties as the village holy man and he comes back and dristig has a baby and is like #'explain this' #'why is it so small' #'what have you done'

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

#spilled ink #warm up #“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol #btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can #run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her #but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like. #ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone! #like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate'' #we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!

[ashipwreckcoast]

i could, in theory, buy a tofu press

#cole in the kitchen #moby dick #stop asking me why i have so many copies of moby dick #also the abridged small one is the bendon edition cause it has a cool cover #just wait until i finally find that beautiful italian edition

[darcyolsson]

i could never be american because whenever I get a big drink I'm like oh great now I have to drink this big drink. i have to take care of this big drink they gave me. everything is terrible in the world

#this is why i never get drinks at fast food restaurants girl WHY is a small drink still 0.4L be normal #i feel so strongly about this. #personal

[courfee]

christmas season at the wolfstar flat

#regulus didnt want to wear christmas related things but james convinced him to at least wear a red hoodie #that it's james' hoodie might have made the convincing process easier..... #man this was supposed to do a small little doodle and now its the most elabroate thing ive ever done #but im so happy with how it turned out?? #sirius is in charge of the picutres on the wall which is why half of them are of remus #jegulus #jegulus fanart #marauders fanart #regulus black #james potter #wolfstar #james x regulus #marauders #regulus black fanart #james potter fanart #starchaser #peter pettigrew #sunseeker #regulus x james #dorcas meadowes #marauders era #mary macdonald #remus lupin #sirius black #mine #hp #my art

[ca-3]

Been a while, but more P5 x Omori battle screens‼️ This time with Goro Akechi fights 💔

● Extra P5 x Omori battle screens

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #goro akechi #akechi goro #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #persona 5 protagonist #ryuji sakamoto #haru okumura #ann takamaki #ca3 art #gif #omg this has been in wip hell forever now aaaa #p5 x omori #literally had fo redo the gifs and videos so many times because of one REALLY small mistake or animation error #these akechi ones were cursed all the other ones I've done so far went very smooth #akechi why did you do this to me this is why you stayed in wip hell #sakamoto ryuji #takamaki ann #okumura haru #persona 5 royal spoilers #just in case #persona 5 spoilers #i didnt know who should fill the fourth space but haru is there cause she won the twitter poll i had lol #i couldnt decide if she should've been angry or sad here tbh #omori #omori game #omori fanart #edit: linking my previous P5 x Omori screens because dammit i want them to be appreciated too lol

[makowcy]

gif from that hit 90s space mining anime that is real and not made by me

au by @kiszoneszczury

#tangotek #space mining au #on a grind of watching the new life series from too many povs i am so so normal #see you in many hours #trafficblr #pros of working on a small canvas is that bg is very quick and nice to draw cons of working on a small canvas is that characters are not #also i used after effects for the first time why is the clipping mask like that #my art #animation

[ganondoodle]

rough concept for the unique boss within the deku-tree (required for the quest to repair the mastersword; boss name is a placeholder)

(totk rewritten project)

#ganondoodles #zelda #art #ganondoodles rewrites totk #totk #loz #game design #? #took me longer than i wanted ... as always lmao #perspective is a little fucky so the size of the boss seems way too small bgdkfldjljl #thought about a mushroom bug at first #but cherry trees dont tend to get alot of bugs as pests(?) #so i went for some worm thingy #with miasma hands and eyeball shrooms bc why not #design might not be the best but its the just a concept after all

[lazylittledragon]

alt dads ft. eddie finally realising how bad he fucked up

#stranger things #steddie #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson #ft gareth who has been telling him he's an idiot for years #also i limited myself to doing this in 1 hour bc i want to do more small comics #which is why everything looks so scrunkly

[paintedkinzy-88]

Blood/Gore warning! Just in case—

My first major post to a new fandom and I brutally kill a main character. Shouldn’t have expected much else from myself, honestly. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Anyway, context if my subtle background hints weren’t enough (or ya just want a little bit more info):

Post movie, Leo couldn’t be saved, and everyone went home mostly expecting him to be dead. There was very little hope for his survival, really, and they all had injuries to care for themselves. While they did plan on trying to check later on, (at least to get a body), with Donnie building a portal and Mikey trying to unlock his powers, in the end, they didn’t have to.

Within a few days, things started happening gradually around the lair (moving objects, closing doors, flickering lights, etc), until eventually they were getting texts from Leo’s number. No one really wanted to believe it, whether out of fear of what his presence implied or straight up not thinking ghosts were real, but eventually, as Leo texted things only he’d know (and the general acknowledgment of Hamato spirits being a thing), they came to be… open to the idea.

Draxum confirmed that ghosts were fairly common amongst yokai, separate from spirits, and with that Donnie dived head first into researching it, determined to see the ghost and get solid proof that it was, in fact, his twin.

In that research, he came across information on a ghost’s appearance. He didn’t pay much attention to it, or the dread that settled in his stomach. He didn’t care. He didn’t.

But Leo does. Leo really, really does. And that’s two reallys.

#oh the ghost lore I get to dive into with this huehue #spirits vs ghosts vs poltergeists #this is like the third au I got for this fandom so far wheeeze #just a small one to start us out why nottt #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt Donnie #rottmnt au #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo hamato #donatello hamato #rottmnt fanart #ghost!leo #I’m thinking about calling this au Too Much #but we’ll see we’ll see #flicker au

[tamagoneko]

who's angry ass kid is this?

#dreamworks trolls #branch trolls #john dory trolls #something something jd comes back and finds his baby brother #branch is like 7-10? here but he's small.. which why john is able to just hold him with one arm #he angy and will bite #fanart #my art #doodle #sketch #feral branch #branch and john dory #trolls band together #im testing out some new brushes! so expect more doodles o3o

[crunchchute]

silly traditional drawing from a few weeks ago

#didnt know if i wanna post it but why not #its such a random thing i though of and had to draw it but i wasnt at my pc at that time #sam and max #my art #this shouldve gone to the other blog but i already put 'crunch' on this so. #whatever #max is too small here ignore that

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Ghost Dragon Prompt? Indeed.

The Ward had made a mistake. Had stolen something that had caused the very Skies to lash out, entire worlds at risk from their actions.

Time Itself shrieked in rage at the loss of Its child, or at least that's how every magic user- and the speedsters, pale and shaken and looking sick- had described it.

Someone had taken the young prince of the Infinite, and it was not the Tyrant King, long since sealed away, that lead the charge, but the Queen Regent that many had long since forgotten.

Many forgot that it was not the Dark who courted Time, but Time who courted the Dark. That It was just, if not more so, merciless as Its partner, and would Devour worlds should Its child- still with newdeath soft scales- was not returned.

Which meant that for the heroes, there was now a Clock ticking down ever so quietly. They had to take care of what was a government branch, had to deal with consequences of going over the law, or their World would End in dragon fire.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #My art #ghosts are dragons #clockwork #danny fenton #ghost prince danny #pariah dark x clockwork #Lil Danny is about the size of a horse btw #Nocturne helps by helping CW enter Phantom's dreams to sooth the child #Is Danny technically a teenager? Yes. Is he still a small child to eternal primordial dragons? Also yes #Why yes the picture is in Danny's dreams #Clockwork is far larger than pictured #And yes CW knows how to wage war if he needs to he is married to Pariah & BIL with Fright Knight #Why yes Danny has the same swirled patterns as CW #Clockwork is Dannys Mom/Dad #The GIW's ecto-blocking equipment makes it impossible for them to find Danny themselves #And Danny is immune/invisible to Clockwork's future sight/vision so that's no help #If they can't find him they'll tear the world apart to do so #Clockwork is also threatening to wake his husband again because #he's not afraid to actually Join him in Conquering shit if it gets his BABY back #GIW do not realize that they're hearing boss music #Danny's friends & siblings Would join in but they've gotten kidnapped/bundled up into a nest from paranoid worry #All of amity has technically been stolen for their safety

[nerdpoe]

Just A Small Morsel, Please Sir AU AKA Constantine Would Like to Disappear Please

Batman is about to go toe to toe with another god, and he needs armor that will prevent another "lost in the time stream" incident.

So he consults JLD.

The decide that if he has a piece of a really, really powerful entity, then that entity's powers should think that they're protecting the entity and in turn, protect Bruce.

So Constantine draws a summoning circle, and is bullied into making an actual good offering to the being the circle is supposed to summon. They include a note; it's written in an old, ancient language, but with JLD working together they figure out roughly what it says; something about requesting a piece of the most powerful being's belongings to grant them protection.

Thus, the ritual begins! The lights dim; cold green fog emanates from the summoning circle, the feeling of dread almost overwhelms the lessor experienced.

And then in the middle of John's chant, the ritual is forcibly stopped from the other side.

The offerings remain.

A single note floats down on top of the pile.

'I'm uh...flattered? But like, it's kinda weird to ask for someone's hair. Gonna have to turn this one down, sorry. No kinkshaming, though! I also won't tell anyone else what that kink is, Constantine, don't worry; I got ur back. Anyways stop the creepy hitting on me.

Danny'

Apparently, JLD had not correctly translated the language.

It's direct Translation, once they had that key provided to them by Danny, which once they got that they were able to figure out that one key letter was not what they thought, was more along the lines of;

'Oh Great High King, We Request A Small Parcel, A Small Snippet, Of Your Luxurious Hair. Just For A Little Bit. We Need To Use It For Personal Reasons. Just A Small Morsel. Thank You For Being Pretty. And Amazing. We Just Want A Small Piece. That Is All We Need. It Does Not Take Much. We Are Very Eager. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.'

Needless to say, multiple heroes have to stop Constantine from trying to throw himself out of an airlock.

@simplestoryteller

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #just a small morsel au #constantine would like to disappear please au #constantine reads the direct translation #and just fuckin #dies #It takes Batman making the summoning himself #And just using the same sigil but with a note on top of it explaining in english what he wants #when danny's like #"ohhhhhh yeah no prob I can lend you some infinite realms armor fuck why didn't you just say so

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

#how im feeling. i know thats why its important to focus on small changes you can make but god. #its so overwhelming sometimes #not a day has gone by since i exited prostitution where i didnt think of the millions of vulnerable people still in it #mine