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lovesickeros · 6 months

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can.. can I ask for an affectionate reader with characters who aren’t normally like… used to the love? like, not just through words but physical affection like hand-holding, kisses, hugs, all that shebang. probably with a few people like yelan, ei, basically any character that is either cut-off from society or seems socially distant or isolated. 😞

☆ affectionate reader with yelan, ei, & furina

[ 4.2 Archon Quest spoilers ]

× yelan

Varies between how you display your affection, to be honest. Just like being affectionate with people? She's cool with it as long as you don't pop by while she's working (mostly because she'll end up dragging you into it for a bit of fun). I don't think she's all that touchy feely herself, but she'll absolutely get you gifts instead– like pretty knick nacks? She'll make sure to snag any she thinks you might like. Like a good meal? Sure, she'll take you out to one of the restaurants in the city, doesn't matter how expensive. Her treat. If you do prefer physical gifts rather then being taken out, you'll eventually get used to the random unmarked letters and packages showing up where your staying pretty often. It's obvious to know who it came from even if she never signs anything.

Flirty reader, though? Whole nother can of worms and now it's a challenge. The more confident you are the more interested she is. The other acolytes would absolutely seethe at the idea but she has no hesitation at just straight up flirting back– she's as charismatic as they come and she's got a poker face that's basically impenetrable. She'll probably also make a bet to see who cracks first (she always wins, unsurprisingly). Probably won't get dragged into any of her schemes this way but if you ask politely maybe she'll consider it, anyway.

The smell of freshly brewed tea and the clatter of dice across wood was a common sight at the Yanshang Teahouse– less common was the woman secluded in the far corner, her lips pulled into a grin that flashed fangs and a look that would scare off the most confident of men.

She'd normally try to scope out any new blood that'd made the mistake of stepping into her teahouse and was equally stupid enough to accept a gamble against her just for the thrill of it, but she was far too absorbed in the warm body at her side, one of her die clasped tightly in their hand as she guided them through the motions– they had a knack for it, she had to admit. The thought made her preen, the clatter of the die as it rolled across the table giving her that subtle, familiar rush.

Even if she knew exactly where it'd land.

"Six. Hm, maybe you're just lucky," She muses, plucking the die from the table and holding it up to her eye like a prized jewel, "Or maybe you're not as innocent as you'd have us believe." There's a sharp glint in her eyes at the prospect, but everyone else has the sense to keep their heads down and their words to themselves as she tosses the die herself.

"So why don't we find out and make a bet, just between you and me?"

× ei

Varies between Ei and the Shogun, because you'll probably be seeing either as much as the other. Sometimes you gotta really squint to tell who it is sometimes, but you get used to it. Both are fairly similar, though, in that their first instinct (especially in public) is to tense up like you're about to attack them or something. Difference is Ei eventually relaxes after a solid minute of trying to process your sudden affection and, if no one else is around, she might even reciprocate. Just don't tease her for being a little stiff and awkward about it, she's trying. That's what happens when your only company is a robot and uh. Nothing. For like 500 years. She's trying. Raiden, on the other hand, is just about as awkward as you can imagine. She's polite (blunt) about it because Ei is fond of you and also you are. The Creator. But she's not really built to deal with personal relationships and so she doesn't know how to deal with affection.

..Depending on what you do you may or may not blue screen Ei hard enough that she retreats back to PoE

Ei usually isn't fond of sitting still, unless it's to meditate. At least then she goes in with a purpose, something to achieve– but now, she's just focused on trying not to make a fool of herself. Her muscles are starting to ache from how hard she's tensing, though, in an effort to sit as straight and still as possible as their hands glide through her hair, weaving it into a single braid.

She can just barely hear the subtle lilt of their voice as they hum– and though it is soothing, it is also..very distracting. She can't focus long enough to try and meditate, too lost in the gentle rise and fall of their voice and the care they take to braid her hair. If she'd had a heart, she'd sure it'd be beating so wildly against her ribcage they could hear it.

But then it stops– their hands fall back to their sides and their humming falters. She freezes, too, racking her brain for any slights she must have committed. Instead, she is met with a calm, tender touch on the back of her neck, making her inhale sharply.

"Am I making you uncomfortable, Ei? You're so tense.." She has to grit her teeth to stop herself from bowing so low her head presses against the ground, her hands folded in her lap, clenching instinctively. "..No, Divine One." She answers simply, trying to contain the adoration swelling in her chest.

Yet as much as she tries to relax, to ease their worries, she finds that she cannot.

"Hm." That small murmur, a simple sound that nearly made her jump, was the only warning she got before they scooted closer, wrapping their arms around her stomach and resting their chin on her shoulder with a grin she would liken to Miko's, if she dared to make such a comparison. "Really?"

She swears she must've been feverish at the affection, lightheaded and dazed until she thought she might simply perish at the brush of their hands against her own.

Much to her embarrassment, however, she doesn't realize she's instinctively pulled back into Plane of Euthymia until she sees the familiar dull purples engulf her vision once again.

Though only a small solace, it seemed a little..brighter, this time.

× furina

Varies between pre 4.2 and post 4.2 archon quests to be honest.

Pre 4.2 she comes off as very vain– of course the most Divine would see fit to spoil her with affection! She deserves it, and is obviously their favorite! Just don't look too hard because she's terrible at hiding how flustered she actually is. Absolutely goes home right after and screams into her pillow for at least thirty minutes minimum.

Post 4.2 she's a lot more openly bashful and flustered. She's really not used to affection and even the smallest show of it has her folding immediately. Now that she doesn't need to worry about being found out she's a lot more receptive to affection. Cup her cheeks and compliment her and her knees are buckling. Like. Especially weak for compliments and praise (she deserves it. please spoil her).

She swears she must be hallucinating– she had been having trouble sleeping recently. But..no. The visage of the Creator was as real as the sweat beading on her brow as she stared at them for a long, awkward moment. Should..she let them in? But then they'd see the pathetic state she was in, and the last thing she wanted to do was make a fool of herself in front of them-!

Her choice was quickly made for her, anyway, as she let out an undignified squeak of surprise when they suddenly tugged her forward into their chest, enclosing her in a hug.

Her first reaction was to freeze– her second was becoming absolutely flustered, her cheeks flushing a soft pink and her mouth closing and opening as she tried to find her words.

"I– ah..um." She stumbled over her words instead, floundering like a fish out of water. Yet she felt a distinct sense of emptiness wash over her when they finally pulled back, looking a touch sheepish. "Sorry, sorry– you just looked like you needed a hug."

The silence spoke for itself, her shoulders tensing slightly. But the way the concern and affection bled through their voice made her waver, her hands trembling as she let out a shaky breath that almost sounded like a sigh.

"It's..It's fine! Fine, I'm fine." She repeated, trying desperately to ignored the way her voice cracked and how hot her face felt– though it was more an attempt to affirm herself that she was not thinking about how warm they felt, how much she..actually enjoyed the hug. She wasn't thinking about it all! Absolutely not!

..Maybe a little.

"Just warn me next time, please?"

#asks #sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #fic tag #genshin cult au #genshin impact cult au #yelan #furina #ei #THIS DIDNT SHOW UP IN MY INBOX UNTIL LIKE #NOVEMBERBIM SORRY IM ANSERRING IT SO LATE??????#tumblr working right is a miracle that will never happen #anyway can u tell i have. biases. there r so many characters I wanted to write for this (shenhe.........) but I forced myself to limit it #to 4 for my own sanity and everyones elses #also didnt know if u wanted just yan or sagau so I went for my specialty 🧍‍♂️#was gonna include my beloved cryo archon but decided against it #ei the pathetic lesbian that u r....mwah #I'm sorry this took so long it took me 50 yrs to figure out yelan.. 😭#i am still not confident abt my characterization of her but shes so good at her job even im confused abt her #reading her lore crying and sobbing in the corner. shaking her like a can of soda #checks note idk uhh cocky doesnt let herself form personal relationships charismatic uhhhhhhhh #idk dont ask me i just started praying and hoping for the best here #i think she'd get a kick out of getting reader into like. fudging rolls and shit. create an absolute menace out of reader #set them loose and see what chaos happens #just kicks back and watches it all unfold internally laughing her ass off #i didnt know whether to just do headcanons in uh. bulleted list or like #full on drabbles

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forgetful-river · 11 months

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if you're doing drawing rqs atm, i'd love to see your take on nepeta in this outfit, if that's alright with you!

I do requests whenever the stars align and I already like drawing the character, so yeah, technically!

This is a woman who kicks your ass for an hour at your boxing class but then is so cool about it you feel bad for being upset

#I gave her the nalgene I own #I've been the bitch kicking some rando's ass for an hour during jiu jitsu and it was so so so satisfying #especially when it was a guy who's there for the first time and feels like he should be able to beat me because of internalized misogyny #that's the beauty of jiu jitsu: just being strong only gets you so far. I was WAAAAAY more flexible than 75% of the dude bros there #made me feel so powerful when I could touch my forehead to my feet in butterfly and some guys could barely move their knees #anyway! yeah no: if you really want something drawn in a timely manner you're gonna have to pay me! I'm spotty with requests!#furfty days of nepurrta #day 7 #my art #ask #winternimbus

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benevolenterrancy · 11 months

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@aamericanotaku I mean, I think there's definitely something there! Especially since Tintin overlaps with the same years as the Korean War. Given how globe trotting Tintin is it feels like there must be a way to naturally slot him into the world of MASH. .

..Though considering how the comics feel a little "out of time" (given that they couldn't touch on the Big Global Conflicts at the time for obvious reasons) some things would definitely feel odd. Tintin existing in a real war would feel really weird to me... and I think someone at MASH would lose it if he said "oh yeah I've been to the moon :D" with a straight face. Though watching Hawkeye contend with how many fucking times Tintin's been concussed/shot/blown up/etc would be HILARIOUS. Do you think any of them would have ever read his articles? And how's the language barrier going for them because you know I love playing with language gaps, poor Tintin and Haddock are doing their best to navigate exclusively in English unless someone at MASH can bumble through French.

But honestly, I feel like Hawkeye and co would be very susceptible to being drawn into whatever insane treasure hunt Tintin has going on, so if the question were "is it possible to do this" I'd say hell yeah, and I'd read it in a heartbeat. But if it were "is it possible for *me* to do it" then regrettably the answer is no 😅 I wrote 80k in three months and I've basically exhausted my fanfic juice for the moment. And I'm not really sure what the actual plot would be... what's the goal, what's the end point for Tintin's time with MASH? Gotta have an ending in order to have a beginning, yknow?

That being said, it's a sick idea and I'd love to hear other people's thoughts on it! I'll totally play in the space that someone else makes!

#i'm still in the process of editing and posting my own fic so i'm gonna have to leave these particular plot bunnies alone sorry :P #that and keeping up on artfight which i let flag over the past few days #but the idea genuinely kicks ass #tintin #mash #mash 4077 #dropping this into the tags because i'm not joking i'd LOVE to hear people's thoughts about this crossover #bene speaks

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polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup · 7 months

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I don't not mean this offensively at all but is blows my mind that you are a lawyer but also writing jjk fics bc I work at a law firm and cannot for the life of me imagine any of the lawyers that work there writing fanfiction LOL kudos to u seriously I know how busy schedues can get due to court dates haha

im working in like. big city criminal law stuff right now and have been told by people in my office that i come off as a very deadpan and straight-laced legal nerd so i don't think the people who know me from my attorney life are imagining me writing jjk fanfic in my free time either

#I've got a friend who's clerking for a federal judge rn who's also a big fandom person tho she doesn't write #the legal sphere in general really does try to consume your entire life and i sort of hate that part of the business #like i like being a lawyer but i don't like how aggressively it tries to occupy your whole life #it makes offices very cultish #i like having boundaries in life and i have plenty of friends in my office but like. i have a life outside of it too that i want to keep.#and lawyers are so up their own ass about professional reputation that fandom shit is almost never discussed in a legal environment #you could not waterboard it out of me that I write fanfic for fun at work oh my god #it's not that i'm ashamed of it to be clear i'm proud of my stories i just don't know any of them well enough to trust them yet #lawyers are assholes so often holy shit #like not all of us. some of the nicest people i have ever met are lawyers. but the culture breeds a lot of very big and fragile egos #probably more lawyers than you'd think are into fandom stuff but they absolutely do not bring that shit up #i'd like to think i'll be doing fanfic and fandom stuff for years. it's just a great community and i really really love doing it.#i'm also a kick ass lawyer tho so i'm probably gonna be doing some pretty serious shit at work and just also being a fanfic writer.#but yeah court is exhausting and chaotic and i've been in it every day for like two weeks now so feel free to shoot me

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powerup-the-revolution · 9 months

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happy time to quit my job day to me! I'm a nervous wreck, I haven't slept in a week because of the heat, and I'm gonna drop the bomb then immediately leave for a week of vacation :)

#i'm not actually Quitting per se i'm just gonna ask the HR person to consider a mutual termination #need me those unemployment benefits to pay the rent lol #i'm dying of anxiety but also i'm eager to get this off my chest #it's gonna be horrible going to work for another month or two once the news is out but yeah #i need to kick my own ass and DO THIS

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artheresy · 8 months

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I fear I'm preparing for the worst since the moment I got in at right after 9:00 am it was already sold out and I'm so so tired

Does anyone know the actual best place to buy resold tickets for Miku Expo, I know they're literally gonna be more than twice the price in some places but my spirit is so crushed that any suggestions of where to get them will be a godsend because I doubt I'll get anything good by the time it's the general public sale if each and ever single pre-sale including the local one is anything to go by?

#The first big purchase now that I have my own money and it's gonna be miku expo #And now it's gonna have to be even more expensive than I thought because ticket Master keeps kicking my ass and my network is too slow #The stress of this in such a short time is making my stomach issues act up ugh #Anyways yeah #If anyone knows the best place to potentially get resold miku expo tickets #Please help #Advice needed #miku expo 2024 #Hatsune miku #Also asking here and not Twitter bc my Twitter is dead and never gets any traction since its a tiny acc #If I get no responses I might ask there but I'm trying here first

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exercise-of-trust · 2 months

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🌌.

#alright i'm about to pack it in for the night but i'm gonna be real mushy for like 60 seconds first #it's been 2 years since i reconverted around easter after like 4-5 years out of the church!#and. ngl a lot of it has sucked. am i side a am i side b do i have to detransition will i ever find a church that will take me if i don't #etc etc etc. still don't really have any of that figured out either!#but at the end of the day. christ has died christ is risen christ will come again! nothing else matters! nobody can take that from me!#no one preacher can withhold the gospel from me and for that matter neither can the whole sbc together. i'm a christian! cope!!!#it's easter! and i'm gonna rejoice because my lord kicked death's ass in a denny's parking lot and therefore i have life in him!!#anyway happy easter if you celebrate and thanks for your patience if you don't #heart of my own heart whatever befall #a design an alignment a cry

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daffodily · 10 months

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i want to be so very clear i will tolerate no hate towards aziraphale because. he may have fucked up and been in the wrong but his choice is very in character and well-intentioned! to be clear if there is not an EXCELLENT apology in s3 before they get together there will be hell to pay but ultimately aziraphale's choice came from a genuine want to fix things and make them right-- he's trying to be selfless in choosing to go back to heaven to change what made him so disillusioned with it in the first place, with or without crowley. he didn't think through or understand the implications of asking crowley to become an angel again, but considering aziraphale's warring interests- the selfish part of him that loves crowley and wants to stay with him being married and happy forever vs. the dutiful angel who loves god and wants to help and nurture humanity, he truly believed he was going to do good. i think aziraphale's journey in s3 is going to be him realizing the inherently corrupt nature of heaven and hell and learning to separate his identity from being an angel and see in shades of grey.

and to be clear i have soooo much sympathy for crowley!! i love him to bits and i was crying so hard for the finale! but i really think the aggressive, angry stuff about az is a little unfair considering the brainwashing and abuse he suffered in heaven and i am confident in neil gaiman's ability to redeem az and allow him to grow <3

#good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #crowley #good omens season 2 spoilers #he is my BELOVED #and i have no doubt crowley will be able to hold his own and give az a piece of his mind again in s3 #i'm terrified for that actually #also metatron is totally gonna be the Big Bad in s3 beyond heaven and hell as a whole i'm sure of it #can't wait to see them kick old man ass!! and fall in love again!!!#slash gen not angry btw just concerned about my favorite gay angel

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isitthemoon · 3 months

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Istg is there something going on with astrological placements or something this year has just not been it for me

#🌙 gio talks #I'm just here wondering if I can blame astrology for part of this or if this is just my brain malfunctioning on its own #at least I already have an appointment with a psychiatrist this week 🙏🙏🙏🙏#so planets or not I'm getting to the bottom of this!!!#and if the planets ARE indeed involved I'm gonna kick their asses (figuratively)

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heartbeetz · 6 months

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I've gotta move elsewhere eventually bc I've just been staying at my dad's place and he's already said I gotta go soon, but for sure the thing I'm gonna miss most is all the plants and animals that are just right outside the door...

#roz posts #I can't think about moving it's really scary #bc I don't have a job or a place to live lined up #and I've been told recently eventually I'm just gonna get the ''wife and I are moving in two weeks figure it out urself''#which sucks and feels bad #so I simply. um. look outside and ignore it lol #this will bite me in the ass 👍#can't wait to be kicked out by my own family lmao ♡

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littlecornerinbrooklyn · 6 months

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joe biden is not the nominee yet. we don't have to settle for a democratic president who was foisted upon us by the DNC without the will of the people 4 years ago and has done 0.00 to re-earn my vote since, actually.

he has not won the nomination. stop acting like its inevitable. that's not democracy.

not voting for biden in the DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY which HAS NOT HAPPENED YET is not the same thing as not voting in the general election nor is it equivalent to voting for trump

just because Biden and the DNC wish we would all forget that we have had no democratic debates or the primary election yet, doesn't mean a bunch of overreactive centrists get to tell me I'm the same as a trump voter because I believe democracy is about having legitimate options and that having candidates who represent my policies is a important to me (even if they don't win the primary we deserve the OPTION!)

#incumbent bumpers can kiss my ass maaaan #i never liked biden and just because he's 'better than the other guy' doesn't mean he's GOOD #and the entire approach to the primary has been sand kicked in the face of his base #and that was true BEFORE he got on the national pulpit and lied about war atrocities that he claimed to see with his own eyes #so you're not gonna guilt me into voting against my own interests in the PRIMARY ELECTION of the party I'm allegedly being represented by

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brawlqueen · 7 months

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checklist / note to myself *

gonna work this month on all fall related, halloween too , asks , so if anyone wants to send some, the meme is HERE ! don't be a stranger , i follow people for a reason ! i know i owe in that meme which is my focus because shorter things right now are my bread and butter , trunks, kizzy , etc ! it's still open all this month , as i'm someone who will write holidays long after the holiday is due .

in the past i used to punish myself a lot for just . . . not feeling it writing-wise. that doesn't mean i think i shouldn't say sorry if i have been keeping others , but just not to make it something toxic ; like a punishment or measurement of my worth as a writer.

i also think once i clear some of my drafts , feel comfortable enough to , i'd like to ask for a lot of people's interest trackers . i need to be more initiative (no pun) into getting to know new mutuals , all of you whom have tons of talent . that includes me plotting in time, mizuki's psyncing into your muse's brain if ... you'll let her . and don't worry, mizuki is sturdy as hell she's definitely equipped to see the unexplainable horrors . . she's lived it too.

i'm still working slowly on my thoughts, as my mizuki is aini divergent 90 percent , save aiba is her partner at present , shared with date of course ! but usually since she's more active in my canon , mizuki is someone i think would be a great longterm ABIS agent, but also someone who wants to go to college, and should . she's above average IQ in spades , but with running renju's talent agency and sunfish pocket , and also being a special agent to a secret organization within the police force ? she's busy.

of course there's also so much so so much to explore with her in the original, which is in my top five. lots of things i want to explore and many wishlists to be had . so yeah , i think mizuki needs a break before she starts college at some point, learns to balance all her responsibilities while still enjoying being a teenager .

that verse will probably be a long time in work , and aini will need to be replayed , and i'll try to keep the high salt about it turned more into something . . . productive ? like worldbuilding and story building for mizuki ! but yes , i love exploring all the ages she's been listed as, at present she's probably in the middle of being 18. i have to check the times of the games whoops. but please know if you're expecting only one version i switch between both equally . if you met her at 12, you'll likely get more of her at 12 unless we plot a timeskip. if you met her at 18 you'll get her at 18 ! rewinding to 12 might be a little weird unless your muse is a hidden psyncer boss didn't tell her about .

so yes, fall memes, draft clearing and some dropping, mizuki aini divergent verse , wish-list (over time) and reaching out to an interest checker or just honestly, send me an ask anytime. i may not get to it fastest , but i will . i have drafts as disorganized as i am. but this is kinda stuff that i'll be focusing on in the next few months, fall memes and fall things the primary for this one, albeit with some drafts !

please remember i followed you out of interest ! if we haven't interacted we just haven't found a chance !

i know this is long but i'm a lil foggy so this is as much for myself as others honestly ! i'll also at some point do a permissions post , so i know it's okay to do certain things with miss queen of the brawl. it's a long list, but i've divided what i aim to do and if i don't do it all in the time i set ? it's okay. thanks for being patient with me . for those that i haven't interacted with but i like your posts etc ? that's just lily giving you a little note of one, interest, two, i will work up the nerve to get to you !

#even if her own game was crappy to mizuki she's still mizuki and great always #but there's no point dwelling on it save a lil salt as a treat . . so i'm gonna work on being productive !#my brain fog is real but my mizuki stanning is bigger . . .#but yea me liking posts i wanna like everyone's but my like number is uh you don't wanna know --#is a sign of /interest/#i just sometimes get shy lmao which to many probably is funny #𝐏𝐒𝐀 *ೃ༄ do you wanna get your ass kicked?#𝐎𝐎𝐂 *ೃ༄ what looks gone but comes back even stronger.

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