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eastgaysian · 8 months

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#ordinary photo of yeti #they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down #main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 4 months

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I thought about it for more than two seconds but the fact that Hobie can climb on walls is SO fucking hilarious in perspective

Like look at his proportions

Imagine his spindly lanky ass crawling around on all fours. Skittering across your bedroom ceiling in heavy ass doc martens

Girl id start crying whatever i did im sorry but please get down from there youre scaring me

With those big ass eyes too. Imagine him running after you on all fours like a spider is that image not severely off-putting to you

like imagine Hobie doing some shit like this I'M SCARED

#*Flintstones running noise*#is this scary to anyone else #making fun of Hobie Brown #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #watch the monster!hobie smutties come out #I know y'all are there I see what y'all talk about 😐

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pockethep · 1 year

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My favorite thing about this chapter is the definitive proof that Denji has not come to terms with any trauma whatsoever

The panel with Power and Aki(-47) prove it. He’s always dumped it in the back of his head and closed the metaphorical doors on it. He literally counters mental attacks by grinding up his brain to be able to press forward. He is quite literally giving himself a lobotomy to be able to live semi-peacefully.

Anyway Fujimoto owes me therapy fees.

#csm 126 #chainsaw man #csm #chainsaw man part 2 #chainsaw man manga spoilers #chainsaw man spoilers #falling devil #denji #denji hayakawa #My reaction went 😃😀🙂😐🙁😢

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paeonie-s · 10 months

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my current read on yoshidas ch is that hes the equivalent of a high schooler being made manager of a mcdonald’s bc all of his adult coworkers quit which leads him to believe that the fate of the world now depends on his ability to keep the drive thru times below 90 seconds

#chainsaw man #csm #i doubt this is the reality bc of themes of everyone being irrelevant pawns in the horseman/primal fears grand plans but it would be v funny #if whoever’s in charge of public safety rn meets up w yoshida and is like wdym you didn’t convince denji to stop being csm 😐 u were out only #hope ig were fucked now 😔 while yoshidas moments away from setting the building on fire thinking abt his calc 1 exam tmmrw #sometimes the fate of the world depends upon ur fry person and sometimes it depends upon manipulating the host of a primordial being w lame #ass threats related to his similarly immoratal thru a cycle of reincarnation baby sister/former boss #.txt

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langernameohnebedeutung · 10 months

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In den Westerwald??? Thoughts and Prayers 🥺

#wenn ein kleines Versehen solch entsetzliche Folgen hat 😐#(außerdem: Ein paar von unseren Berg-Cousins überschätzen ein bisschen die Größe ihres Landes)#headlines #BundesTag #german stuff #Piefke gehen im Hochgebirge verloren. Ösis im Westerwald. Kulturellen Austausch nennt man das.

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vicsy · 5 months

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Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll for Boss.

#the way Nando did this for me #mafia boss man and his princess dressed in the best #like I’m legitimately losing it at these visuals #Nando looks sleazy and villainy and confident and hsiwidhdudi #Lance is like 😐🧍🏻#helmet photos FUCK so hard #just the way Nando and Lance will #I could write essays about this but MY CRIME AU IS GETTING FED #SO HARD!!!#thank you thank you thank you #fernando alonso #lance stroll #strollonso #Nando #fernando/lance #f1 #boss

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theribbonmarkedroom · 7 months

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Ideas from months ago that I just got around to drawing 💀

#tssm #spectacular spider man #tssm fanart #tssm peter parker #the spectacular spider man #marvel #tssm gwen stacy #tssm harry osborn #tssm liz allan #mary jane watson #mark raxton #I had a dream last week that spectacular Spider-Man got a season 3 I woke up like 😐#happy we got to see him in across the spiderverse tho #still my fav spidey cartoon #des art tag

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thehandsresisthim · 8 months

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“bitte, bitte”

content: nsft, könig (cod) x reader, d/s dynamics, gn!reader, ‘master’, dom!reader, no desc. of readers body

word count: ~500

"W-what?" it comes out small, like he's trying to convince himself that he didn't hear you right.

"You heard me! Look, you basically came-," you gently run your fingers around the tip of his dick, wetting your fingerstips with the sticky white precum and lift your hand to his face to show him, "it's so much! It's all over you! Maybe that should be enough for today..." You hum in fake thought.

The man before you looks like he might actually start to cry. "N-no... It's just... pre... I-I didn't..." he argues, as if he's genuinely thinking that you believe that he came.

"Look, König, it's so much... Surely, that's good enough for you, huh?"

He shakes his head. It looks like there's genuine concern in his eyes. To be fair, you had been edging him for a bit. Employing your strong tendencies to be a bit mean to your boyfriend, you had brought the poor man to the edge again and again, only to deny him. The amount of milky white liquid pooling around his dick was more than enough proof of that.

"You're being... So cruel..." he stutters out. It's actually adorable, how the big strong soldier crumbles with a bit of orgasm denial. You deny your own urge to take a photo of him in this debauched state. Although you're certain such an image would be a masterpiece, you're not certain about whether or not your boyfriend would like it.

"Mmh. I guess." Whilst you speak, you run your fingers around his tip.

"Please. Bitte... Bitte... Es tut weh... Bitte... Kann nicht mehr..." he murmurs in German. This only spurs you on further. You know you've properly broken him when he mutters in his native tongue.

"Say I let you cum, like, for real," you run your fingers over a particularly sensitive spot and he involuntarily thrusts his hips up, "do you think you could do it a few more times afterwards? Make even more of a mess than you have already?"

"Ja, yes! Ich mach' was immer du willst, alles, alles, bitte, bitte lass mich... Kann nicht mehr... I'll do whatever... Bitte, es tut weh..."

You apply more pressure to the tip. He whimpers. You can see his hands twitch, probably with the urge to join your hands on his cock. But he remains obedient. His hands lay balled into fists next to his thighs.

"What a good boy... Doing so well." you say and hum in thought.

"I think I'll let you cum."

"Yes! Yes! Thank you... Danke, danke..." he whimpers with relief.

You take your hands of off his dick. He whimpers at the loss, thrusting his hips up in an attempt to chase the touch of your hands. You chastise him with a quick slap to his thigh.

"Do it yourself. Don't stop once you've cum."

He bites his lip and nods. "Y-yes, master."

thank you for reading ♥️

#cod x gn!reader #cod x reader #konig mw2 #konig x you #konig x reader #könig x reader #könig modern warfare #könig cod #sub!könig #sub könig #sub konig #sub!konig #secret knowledge but man this was difficult to write #i don’t want to be mean to everyone who also speaks german #but man the dirty talk is just…#😐😐 something else #warum liegt hier eigentlich stroh

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nectar-cellar · 5 months

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4t3 Conversion: Littledica Soft Tummy Overlay (Accessory)

I really wanted to give my sims some soft bellies without removing all their muscle and vein definition.

To show the before-and-after effect, my sims in the pictures have the muscle definition slider set to 100%.

Details:

accessory (sock section) with custom thumbnail

for male sims only - the female body is uv-mapped a bit differently and I am lazy ok

this accessory layers on top of the skin, but underneath body hair

1 recolourable channel

3 presets from strong to medium opacity

texture blends in best with maxis match skins

TS4 original here

Matching the colour to your sim's skin tone exactly can be tricky, so you might have to switch between live mode and CAS a few times to get it right. You can see I left it a bit too light on Rainer in one of the pics butt fuck it

The ab muscle definition might still appear visible in CAS with this accessory on, but it will be covered up in live mode.

This accessory goes great with the torso mesh edits in my downloads btw 💋

Download: simfileshare / mega

#dl: cas #i need a hairy man with a big belly and a fat ass 😐 WHERE IS HE?#not gonna do the other cc tags cuz im shy...#dnt look at my sims bellies 🥺 but do

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andy-clutterbuck · 8 months

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3x02 | Sick

#HE #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S3 #ICONIC #get him richard #still remember watching this when it aired....almost 11 years ago 😐....was legendary #rick used axe it was super effective #i love me a sweaty dirty man #he needs a bath #i volunteer

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theloveinc · 1 year

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Barbarian!Bakugo is a little bit… obsessed with lactation.

No, it’s not a new concept to him—he’s seen mothers feeding their children before, in fact, hardly ever put a thought to it.

But now that it’s you, now that it’s his child… it’s interesting to him. Beyond interesting, really. That someone he loves and desires so carnally can provide an almost irreplaceable service, one he is incapable of replicating despite how much he wants to provide for the both of you.

And he’d want to be present for most feedings anyway, both to bond and help ease the parenting load off your shoulders… but the whole time, he can’t take his eyes off your chest, where the little one is latched so safely and happy, suckling away as he stares in a protective haze, in awe. Blinking when baby blinks, wincing when you wince, his hands balling into fists when you sigh and the soft fat of your bosom jiggles.

He’s shy, though. Shy to admit his fascination despite how he asks to touch you one night, after the babe has been fed, swaddled and put to rest, and then rubs his fingers so gently against your nipple it starts to leak.

Bakugo looks at you under thick lashes, no blush because he’s seen you naked endless times, was there for the birth, but hesitant, almost… to do more than feel your raw areola underneath the rough pads of his fingertips. Even if, no sooner, does he put a thumb into his mouth to taste the few, silken drops of milk that escaped onto his skin.

Baby always eats first, of course, until plump and sleepy… but after that first touch, barbarian!Bakugo is no longer above licking up what’s left for him until your tits are relaxed and soft, then massaging you til there’s milk in abundance once more.