Your mom is kind of a milf alastor
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Mmmm- me wewbworn nowww... swo wittle...-🦌📻
*so cute*
"Awe I've got you little one,"
*picks you up for snuggles*
"Do you need anything baby? A bottle or a paci?"
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Alastor was in shock and awe who’s knew Charlie could look so lovely when she let loose her demonic side . From fainting glimpses to now seeing it for himself , what turned from a pleasant afternoon of shopping to an attempt on his life by some thug demon looking to make a name for himself. He was shocked to Charlie had not only protected him but spilled blood for him. Seeing the true demon inside Charlie he was aroused and enamored , his claws were out as well since this made his own inner demon come out . His claws gently touched her blood covered ones .” Is this the first time you spilled blood Charlie?”
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Charlie was still in shock from killing that thug demon from trying to kill them. She tried to understand why didn't Alastor do it since he isn't afraid to put them all in their place and make them fear him too, "I-I can't recall," she said.
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𓎟𓎟 BLADE’S INTRODUCTION ⟢
lovely to meet you everyone! my name is blade, and this only exists to share my headcanons/writings for hazbin hotel!! (check out my bundlrs here: https://bundlrs.cc/bladesstrawberryfield)
things i’ll do:
nsfw
fluff absolutely
angst. i live on it
things i won’t do:
sexual trauma related things. just no.
𓎟𓎟 END OF BLADE’S INTRODUCTION ⟢
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*an anon hands him a note to the alastors which explains their Sexualities and what it means*
*extra note for the human one*
'Say hi to your mom for me! She seems nice.'
-> "ʜᴍ... 'ᴅᴇᴍɪʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ'? 'ᴀꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ'? ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴀʀ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ 'ꜱᴇᴍɪ-ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ', ɪ ᴀᴍ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴀɴ, ɪꜰ ɪ ᴅᴏ ꜱᴀʏ ꜱᴏ, ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ! ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ 'ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ' ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɪ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴢᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪꜱᴀᴘᴘᴏɪɴᴛ! ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜰᴀʀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴄᴄᴜᴘʏɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ."
ᴀʟᴀꜱᴛᴏʀ'ꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ꜱᴇᴇᴍᴇᴅ ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ. ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀᴍᴜꜱᴇᴅ, ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴇɴʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ꜱᴇᴍɪ-ᴀɴɴᴏʏᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀʙᴇʟ ʜɪᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ. ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇ ʜɪꜱ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀʟɪꜰᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴀʙᴇʟꜱ?
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ᴄʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴄᴇ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ, ʜɪꜱ ᴛᴀɪʟ ᴠɪꜱɪʙʟʏ ʙᴏᴜɴᴄɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴘᴜᴘᴘʏ ᴇᴀɢᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛ ɪᴛꜱ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ.
-> "ᴛʜ-ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢʀᴀʏ ᴏɴᴇ...! ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴅᴇᴇᴘʟʏ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱɪꜱᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ!"
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ᴀʟɪᴄᴇ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀʏꜰᴜʟ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ, ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ꜱʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ, ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴍɪꜱᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴏᴜꜱ ᴅᴇᴍᴇᴀɴᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ. ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ʟᴀᴅʏ ꜱʜᴇ ɪꜱ, ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ꜱʜᴇ ʙᴏᴡꜱ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴ ꜰᴀᴜx ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ, ᴅᴇꜱᴘɪᴛᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ꜱʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ.
-> "ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴀꜱꜱɪꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ, ᴘᴇʀʜᴀᴘꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱɪꜱᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴇʟꜱᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ. ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɴᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ʜɪᴅɪɴɢ ɪᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴡᴀꜱᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ."
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ᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴇᴅ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛɪʟʏ. "ᴀʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ"? "ᴀꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ"? ᴡʜᴏᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ?! ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟ! ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ꜱɪʟʟʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢʀᴀʏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏᴅᴅ ꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀᴄʟᴇꜱ!
-> "ᴍʏ, ᴍʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍꜱ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ! ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ, ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟ ɪʟʟɴᴇꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀɴ 'ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴛʏ'."
ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇᴛᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀᴄᴇᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ ᴄʀᴀᴍᴍᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴀᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴘᴇʀɪᴏᴅ ʜᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ ɪɴ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ, ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴏᴡɴ, ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ, ʜᴇ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴠᴀʟɪᴅ ᴇxᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟɪᴢᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪꜱ "ɪꜱꜱᴜᴇ", ᴀꜱ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ꜱᴏ ᴜɴᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪᴛ.
-> "ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ. ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ꜱʜᴇ'ʟʟ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇ ɪᴛ."
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