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Hecate doodles 🧎

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so i rewatched the prequels(with a friend) and they are both so much worse and so much better than i remember.

like okay phantom menace is fucking tear jerkingly boring, but on the other hand palpatines manipulation is fucking great!!!! he plays padme like a fiddle to become supreme chancellor!!!!! the entire podrace is fantastic!!!!!

but jeeeeeezus it was so boring! it dragged on horribly! it has these moments where you can see a movie there. even see a pretty good movie there! but then you have 10 minutes of jar jar fucking around in a windows xp wallpaper battlefield and you want to die a little inside

then we have attack of the clones!!!!!

amazing concepts amazing ideas but the dialogue between anakin and padme is so cringe!!!! you got the most witty funny shit with between ani and obi wan(all they banter during padmes assassination is GOLDEN) so you KNOW! you KNOW george can make good dialogue

but then ani and padme are alone and the both of them say the most cringeass fucking things!!!!! the worstest thing is that you can see what mr lucas was going for with those convos!!! YOU CAN SEE WHERE ITS GOING!!! BUT HE!!!! MAKES IT SO CRINGE!!!!!!!

the point of the "not just the men, but the women and children too" convo was to a) show anakins falling to the dark side and b) padme (righfully) seeing it as him grieving and lashing out so she comforts him because he needs someone in his corner right now who actually lets him feel it instead of the empty jedi "there is no emotion, there is peace"

the scene even starts off with something i find is a really good character moment for anakin: hes fixing a motor or something and when padme approaches with "hey you good" hes like "yknow i like fixing things, fixing things means i dont have to think about my mom being dead"

but the actual dialogue makes him seem like a fucking psycho!

which, yeah. he did, by his own admission, slaughter an entire sand people village, women and children included, but still the line could've gone a little better. the entire prequels are supposed to make him sympathetic! his fall to the dark is supposed to be a tragedy and shit.(at least i fucking think so????)

the real dialogue makes padme seem fucking blind deaf and stupid for not running away immediately, when shes not!!! stupid, i mean. she is smart and brave and all the good adjectives. but what she is most is a victim of bad writing.

lastly revenge of the sith.

i have nothing bad to say about revenge of the sith i love revenge of the sith its my favourite fucking star wars movie i love it i will continue loving it its absolutely glorious its got the best live action fights its got the best memes its got some of the most banger lines its got that one bts where hayden christensen does the flamboyant lil "oh i hate you 💅✨️" which i love i fucking love it in its entirety noone can take this away from me

but do i, intellectually, know there are things wrong with it? yes. the cringey dialogue between padme and anakin is still there(although much less!!! they have normal lines now!!!), and yknow the entire dialogue is corny period. but the previous paragraph was written with all my heart, i stand by it and nothing can change my mind.

#star wars #star wars prequels #star wars episode i: the phantom menace #star wars episode ii: attack of the clones #star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #the use of cgi in these movies is baffling to me #cuz for some reason all the clones are cgi #not just the unhelmeted ones which have to have the same face cgied in #but all of them #at all times #but then you have???? and army of wookies????? #who are all just???? actual real guys in furry costumes???? #so lemme get this straight you couldnt get like an x amount of extras with the same height/built to walk around in different clone armour #so you made all of them cg #hey man i dont get it but im sure theres a valid reason

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i rewatched phantom menace recently (a friend never watched star wars i was educating him) and well aside from it being so much worse pacing wise than i remember (IT WAS SO BORING BRO!!!! THE POD RACE HAPPENED AND I WAS LIKE "okay less go not a lot of the movie left then" AND THEN I LOOKED AT THE TIMESTAMP AND AN HOUR REMAINED!!! A FUCKING HOUR!!!! THATS HALF OF THE MOVIE!!!!! BY GOD!!!!!!), but there is a surprisingly big number of "yippee!!!" being said by someone. like almost double digits id wager. its so wild, watto is having a slave owner moment and suddenly ani goes:

#star wars #phantom menace #star wars episode i: the phantom menace #ofc the friend and i watched it 456 123 #in case one would think otherwise

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bomby to chce 2. sérii

#to se vysvětlí soudruzi #čumblr #česky #česká televize

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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summary: "Li's uncle was just the kind of person the scarred swordsman needed right now: a kind and wise positive influence, who-

...who had “the coldest tea in Ba Sing Se” just a moment ago.

A firebender.

Jet looked away as a thought solidified in his head:

He needed to get Li away from that ashmaker.

Or:

The one where Jet assumes it's just Iroh that's the firebender and Zuko is being held hostage by him. Shinanegans ensue."

my first fanfic or smthn 👍

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla fic #atla zuko #atla jet #its ao3 only for now so if you find it somewhere else that aint me #if you feed it to an AI i will find your home address and pipe bomb your mailbox

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MŮJ OBLÍBENÝ SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#to se vysvětlí soudruzi #čumblr #česky #votíšek a štěpánka dále bude žít v mém srdci #nejvíc crack ship pod sluncem #ale týjo #bengroval když tam byl #ahjo... malá cena pro prohloubení štěpánky charakteru Sadge #taky tam byl obrázek co byl téměř na 100% ai vygenerovaný #mysleli si bludi že si ho nevšimnu páč byl vidět jen na zhruba 2 sekundy čistýho času #ale já vidim všechno #mé oko je na tyhle píčovinky vytrénováno #kdyby to kreslil člověk ty ženský na něm by měli realističtější proporce #mega shame na ně za to #nebudu lhát že to trochu znepěknilo celý můj pohled na mimo tento incident překrásný seriál #chápu že maj fancy cgi kam de jejich budget a neměli na někoho kdo umí dobře s fotoshopem #ale cmoooonnn kucí #ai? vážně? #jestli to není ai tak se moc omlouvám #ale dle mého je to celkem jako taková celkem do očí bijící věc #takže by to bylo velmi velké překvapení že to nebyl ai obrázek

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STÁTNÍ(malinkatý kouteček internetu) SMUTEEEEEKKKKKKK

moje úroda? postižená suchem. má kůže? plná nerovností. mé deprese? v plném proudu. má vize? špatná. mé známky? nedostatečné.

FINAL ROUND 🎉

Well, here we are. If I remember correctly exactly one year after I made this sideblog. And now the two powerhouses who have swept the entire tournament are facing off against each other!!

The undefeated champs, the unstoppable forces of nature that are both in a style I'm not at all used to drawing, are you guys ready?

NO PROPAGANDA THIS TIME VOTE WITH YOUR HEART

#jakože opak my skin is clear my crops are watered chápete

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it's his stand guys dw :)

part of the last day of belos fans takeover! i didnt participate in the other activities because honestly i have not thought about the funky owl show in some time, but hey it's the last day apparently (or well the last day was a few days ago but it still counts) and well i thought it would be a shame not to participate at all with this wrinkly old fuck being one of my favourite characters :)

also heres the lineart(plus eyes) cuz i really like it and feel its a bit of a shame that its hidden behind my shitty attempts at shading and all that darkness:

goopy lil guy he is :)

#toh #the owl house #toh belos #toh emperor belos #belosfanstakeover #my art #digital art #goofy ahh wrinkly little mf #his goopy stand is cool tho #wonder what band it references with its name #love drawin the goopy guy #scratches that lil itch in the head to draw a creature #anyway yeah havent thought about this show in a while #but drawing this reminded me of the soulsborne AU i got in my files that i never posted here #i just posted it to a discord server and that was it #perhaps if enough people bully me about it ill post those WIPs

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seriál: "a měli intenzivní trampské kamarádství!"

já: "ó můj bože měli intenzivní trampské kamarádství"

#to se vysvětlí soudruzi #čumblr #česky #intenzivní trampské kamarádství #and they were roommates #oh my god they were roommates

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v dnešní epizodě seriálu české televize můžeme zahlídnout takové skvosty jako:

realně fakt dobrou táborovou písničku, rýžování zlata, velmi intenzivní trampské kamarádství, zdravá komunikace vyvršující návštěvou lázní a samosebou duševní cesta shushruta kanchanmukha balakrishnana kde potká nadpřirozené stvoření

#to se vysvětlí soudruzi #čumblr #česky #česká televize #a další díl se menuje srdečné pozdravy z lázní #to bude pecka #chvilku to vypadalo že se náš snový pár rozejde ale nakonec vojta/štěpánka žije dál!!!!! #sice s tim jak se koukala na prospekt svatby to asi stejnak ve finálním díle padne #ALE!!!! #DO TÉ DOBY NAŠE LOĎ VESELE PLUJE!!!!! #jinak 'velmi intenzivní trampské kamarádství' je fráze co jestli čumblr neosvojí celým srdcem tak to bude fakt smutný #vyloženě krásný obrozenecký výraz na styl 'and they were roommates! oh ma god they were roommates' #to je solidní vtip okamžitě ho budu postovat po tomdle

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KRTEČEEEEEKKK!!!!! GET HIS ASS!!!!!! THIS SEMI AQUATIC EGG LAYIN MAMMAL OF ACTION AINT SHIT COMPARED TO THE POWER OF KALHOTKY S KAPSAMI AND LOPATIČKA!!!!!!!!!

FINAL ROUND 🎉

Well, here we are. If I remember correctly exactly one year after I made this sideblog. And now the two powerhouses who have swept the entire tournament are facing off against each other!!

The undefeated champs, the unstoppable forces of nature that are both in a style I'm not at all used to drawing, are you guys ready?

NO PROPAGANDA THIS TIME VOTE WITH YOUR HEART

#imagine like im sokka cheering for the boulder in blind bandit even though i know its a match of whos your favourite not whod win in a fight #cuz thats my energy when i saw this poll #KRTEČEK FTW!!!!!!! #TO ŽE SME HO PRODALI ČÍNĚ ZNAMENÁ HOVNO V UTKÁNÍ NOSTALGIE!!!! #KRTEČEK TU PRO MĚ BYL DŘÍV NEŽ PTAKOPYSK PERRY #JEHO SÍLA JE NEVYPOČITATELNÁ!!!!!!

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i struggle a lot with deviating from the original design when doing fanart because i fear the character won't be recognisable anymore if i dare change the colours here and there

i think its a damn shame since i see all the cool spins on character designs and think "man, i could do that"

so here's my two little thinkin pieces on me, yknow, doing that, with alastor :)

i might actually make the final one into like... a thing??? but don't count on it, my attention span is abysmal.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor the radio demon #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #my art #digital art #the 'hate it' above the second version refers to me hating that particular version not the features or clothes i used in it #i simply hate how it came together #i could theoretically also be persuaded into drawing this version shirtless #theoretically #at least a few people would have to very enthusiastically want it #i am too scared to put a number on it else the number be fulfilled and i be pressured #anyway like how it turned out #im thinkin hes kinda like mimzy as in he looks basically like before he died with a few notable changes in a) colour pallette #b) aditional physical features and c) changed physical features #like im imaginin other than his teeth bein sharper and mouth wider its his jaw too #its longer its sharper it was made to only smile #his nose a bit too thin much like the rest of him #yknow cool shit like that #(had to end my near book like description silly else it would make it seem like god forbid im a more serious person)

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týjo těch posledních 5 minut 4. epizody byly divoký

(plus něco co se určitě stalo před 3. epizodou)

#to se vysvětlí soudruzi #čumblr #česky #česká televize #my art #digital art #česká televize celkem zazářila s tímto konceptem ngl #prostě blud přišel a řek 'a teď uděláme xfiles za komoušů a bude to strašně super' #a měl recht #je to super #vojtův rizz štěpánky byl krajně nečekaný(viz 4. ilustrace) #tohle vypadá jako že jsou ti stbáci moji nejoblíbenější postavičky #což jako asi sou #ale né o zas nějak dramatický percentil #jen těch posledních 5 minut 4. epizody bylo FAKT něco #a ta inspirace nastala #doporučuji přečíst alternativní text #dle mého by mohl přinýst jistý fenomén rychlého výdechu nosem

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can't believe that they basically "ktož jsú boží bojovníci"-ed the harkonnens that one time

#dune part two #dune #dune 2 #hello op here to explain the joke: 'ktož jsú boží bojovnící' was a war song of the czech hussites- #famous for enemies literally running away from battle once they heard it in the distance #at about the 1 hour mark the fremen chant muad'dib and their enemies flee in much the same fashion

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just saw dune part 2 :)

#dune part two #dune movie #dune 2 #dune #paul atreides

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Lidi venku pouštěj rachejtle

tyvoe ta rovnodennost je nějaká víc hype než si pamatuju

#čumblr #česky #czech