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love-belle · 8 months

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tujhe kitna chahne lage !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which the entire world is convinced that they do not like each other but it's actually quite the opposite.

for when they make you go crazy in a good way. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lando norris x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - another desi!reader bc why the fuck not!!!!!! hope you like it, i love you so much <3

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yourusername lando norizz said i sparkled (derogatory)

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username NAH MARRY ME RN

username sirf ek chance plzzz (just one chance please)

username MAATE???? ( mother )

username OH MY GOD

username nah im in love what yhe fuxk

carmenmmundt you shine ❤️‍🔥

*liked by yourusername*

username THAT LEHNGA THOUGH

username traditional clothes hit different and that's just facts

username hayeee nazar na lage ( no evil eye )

username SHE ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS

username lando rn: ur a vampire

-> username forgive me in my head that was wayyyyy more funny

username marry me PLEASE

carlossainz55 i'm blinded

-> yourusername STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SEQUINS

-> landonorris only i'm allowed to make fun of her so back off sainz

-> carlossainz55 child i taught you everything you know now

-> landonorris OMG DAD STOP EMBARASSING ME

-> yourusername i'm blocking both of u

username she's so W

username traditions attire 🔛🔝

username i love all the drivers just randomly popping up on her post and leaving after pissing her off like that's MY source of entertainment and serotonin

username mother slays 🔥🔥🔥

mickschumacher your aunt (???) is setting me up with her daughter help

-> yourusername walk AWAY

username not the desi aunties trying to play matchmaker 💀💀💀

username i love her so much omg

username waiting for lando's comments before going on with my day like it's the morning news or something

landonorris you DO sparkle

-> landonorris disco light like looking witch

-> yourusername i'm honestly gonna go and tell lewis that ur being mean to me

-> landonorris WAIT NO

landonorris you sparkle (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)

-> yourusername here lewishamilton

-> lewishamilton lando no

-> landonorris I WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING

landonorris imagine wearing silver on silver

-> yourusername you wear dumb on stupid everyday do u see me complaining

-> usernme nah she gagged him

landonorris boo 👎👎👎

-> yourusername ur so obsessed with me ☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️ go on 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏 log out 💯💯💯❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😘😘😘

username they make me so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username i want what they have

username just make out already

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landonorris when y/n managed to *not* burn the kitchen down while boiling water

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username lando babe this js proves that you're all sunshine and smiles when it comes to her

username they hate each other???? lol

username nah what in the enemies to lovera shit is this

username HIS SMILE OMG

username sunshine boy

username he's so adorable

username nah they're definitely together

charles_leclerc says the one who burned the hello kitten mittens

-> landonorris IT WAS AN ACCIDENT and YOUR hello kitty mittens

-> charles_leclerc LANDO WE AGREED TO KEEP THAT OFF THE INTERNET

-> username me randomly discovering that charles loves hello kitty in the comments of a post about y/n from lando is so wild if u think about it

username hiii im new to f1 can someone please explain who y/n is and why do lando and her hate each other :)

-> username ofc angel <3 she's the daughter of one of the BIGGEST sponsors for f1 and she's like very close with most of the drivers and their partners and attends as many races as she can!!!!

-> username lando and her have had a very *rocky* relationship since the beginning bc the first time they met, lando pushed her into the pool and then she pushed him into a fountain so !!

-> username they're all currently in india atm bc y/n's sister is getting married and it's like the event of the decade!!!!!!!

-> username NO BC THAT FOUNTAIN CLIP WOULD FOREVER BE ICONIC

danielricciardo this is not helpful in beating the crush allegations !

-> landonorris shut the fuck up !

username he's so ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

username not danny ric calling him out

username this comments section is WILD

username they're together idgaf they HAVE to be

username atp they're just playing with us

username no bc lando and y/n are SO iconic like from the moment they met to here like all of their public interactions are so entertaining

-> username one of them is always ready to throw hands with the other one and most of the time it's y/n

-> username nah bc i know my girl is DONE with his shit

yourusername you forgot how to crack an egg.

-> landonorris YOU CRACKED AN EGG ON MY FOREHEAD

-> yourusername HOW IS THAT RELEVANT RIGHT NOW

yourusername *when y/n is actually the love of my life

-> landonorris hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! babe what!!!!!!!!!

-> danielricciardo both of you are so dumb 😭😭😭

-> maxverstappen1 oh my god

-> charles_leclerc what just happened

-> username "babe" SAY WHAT

username im gonna go and walk my fish

-> username i suddenly need to iron air

username they're idiots (affectionate)

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yourusername tujhe kitna chahne lage ( just how much i love you )

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landonorris she's mean but she buys me chocolate so ❤️

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username AHHHSHHSHSHD

username i am not okay

username IM SO

username HER.

username im heartbroken 💔💔💔💔💔💔 both of my parasocial relationships gone just like that

username nah bc she can fuck me up and i would say thank u and sorry for wasting your time

maxverstappen1 she's mean to all of us but she doesn't get us shit

-> yourusername aren't you like a millionaire

-> maxverstappen1 SO ARE YOU

-> yourusername lol i get p and kelly chocolates

-> kellypiquet 🥰

-> maxverstappen1 you're never getting to babysit p ever again

-> yourusername WAIT NO I'M SO SORRY

username they both said fuck soft launch

username ENEMIES TO LOVERS

username apna time aayega ( our time will come )

danielricciardo idk she makes me chai

-> landonorris didn't she almost hit you with a rolling pin because you said "chai tea"

-> yourusername it was honestly so deserved

-> danielricciardo i am TRAUMATIZED

username LOOK!! AT!! THEM!!

username we've come so far oh my god

username y/n posting a couple dumb pictures of lando and a cute one of them together and then disabling the comments while lando posts these MASTERPIECES is so on brand of them

-> username cool gf 🤝 obsessed bf

yourusername i am NOT mean

-> landonorris sure

-> yourusername im not!!!!!!!!!!

-> landonorris sure!!!!!!!!!

yourusername love u ig

-> landonorris guess again

-> yourusername I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH

-> landonorris k

-> yourusername blocked

yourusername hey ur kinda pretty

-> landonorris hey you're very pretty

username THESE BITCHES

username i feel like i've entered an alternate dimension

username ngl im gonna miss y/n and lando shit talking each other

#f1 x reader #f1 x female reader #f1 imagines #social media au #fake instagram imagines #lando norris fanfic #lando norris imagine #lando norris imagines #lando norris x reader #lando norris #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris insta au #lando norris blurb #lando norris fluff

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laracrofted · 10 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH MY LOVE!!!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

may i request “i’ve been thinking long and hard about what i wanna do with you tonight” with rhett please

love youuuu

surprise, like three months late! long story short, i never finished my original idea, but i decided to give it another go with rockstar rhett instead. love you lots 🖤

warnings: 18+ only, minors and ageless accounts dni, set after downright iconic, explicit smut (in essence, i salvaged some smut i cut from the original fic so... unprotected sex, praise, degradation, derogatory names (slut, groupie), spitting, pre-negotiated role play, rhett is hot and mean), swearing. not proofread. rockstar!rhett x girlfriend!reader

Everything started with a confession, your confession.

"You know all I wanted to do when I saw you play for the first time was follow you on your smoke break and suck your cock, but I had to be a professional..."

You'd dropped it like a grenade, casting it out into the darkness, living for the way Rhett's breath hitched.

This starts with a confession too.

His confession on the drive home.

"If I hadn't had to go out for that goddamn encore, I would've snuck you backstage, put your legs over my shoulders in that little skirt of yours, and fucked you senseless, would've fucked you like a filthy little slut right there."

And now, Rhett is looming over you on the edge of the mattress, pressing into you an inch at a time, so tortuously slow, so goddamn good.

It was easier to get into character at the dive bar, shrouded in the maroon darkness.

How can you pretend to be strangers – well, sort of strangers. Can you really be strangers with a man who has come in your mouth? – when you're in your own bedroom?

When a Handsome Gambler vinyl is framed on the wall, right next to a copy of the Caspar Star-Tribune with your "Handsome Gambler is Not Afraid to Lose" article on the front page?

(You'd framed the vinyl for Rhett's birthday. He'd framed the newspaper article before you'd even started dating.)

But Rhett had been patient and calm, coaxing you with wonderful and depraved words pressed against your pulse, murmured into the column of your throat.

"So good for me on your knees back at the bar."

"So eager for my cock."

"Such a pretty little slut for me."

You'd melted. How could you not?

You're pinned open for him, calloused hands looped around your ankles, damn near folding you in half.

He's so strong. He could easily move you, could easily flip you on your stomach and fuck you into the mattress.

He's so damn big. Feels so much deeper in this position.

It's been so long.

"S'big, Rhett, so much. You're so..."

You're squirming under him, but Rhett's grip only tightens.

"Aw, darlin'..."

He notches in another inch, hard and purposeful, and a strangled sound punches out of your chest, half gasp, half moan, needy and pathetic, and Rhett smirks.

"Where's that little spitfire from before? You were so eager, droolin' all over my cock, wanted it so bad. Don't you want to be a good groupie for me?"

He pulls back an inch, and you grasp at his arms, nails digging in, leaving half moon crescents on his forearms.

"No, I want it, I want it. It's just... so much."

"I know, baby," Rhett coos, a gentle sound at odds with his mean words. "So nice of me to let you have it, right?" He slots in, deeper. "Right?"

You are so damn full, held down.

You gasp out, "God, yes, Rhett, yes."

He slows, brushing damp strands of hair out of his face, curling from warmth and sweat, and brushes a smear of mascara from your cheek, hand gentle, blue eyes bursting with affection.

"You're not fadin' on me, are you, darlin'? You're still having fun? We can always put on a movie or something."

You glare at him. "Do you really think I want to watch a movie after nine weeks apart? You better fuck me, Rhett Abbott."

He grins, dim red light gleaming off his sharp canine.

"Oh, I will. Been thinkin' long and hard about what I wanna do with you tonight."

Anticipation makes you clench around him, and Rhett's gaze burns into you.

His voice hardens, in character again. "Open your mouth for me."

You open, sticking out your tongue, and Rhett spits in your mouth.

"Swallow."

You do.

"Attagirl."

He pushes in again, harder, deeper than seems possible, and a desperate whine climbs up your throat.

He shushes you, gentle and mocking all at once.

"Shhh, I know, baby, I know." And deeper still. "We're gonna have some fun, aren't we?"

a mini tag list for the downright iconic verse, aka people who asked for more: @lewmagoo @theharddeck @blitchen @mxgyver @withahappyrefrain @sebsxphia @roosterbruiser @sometimesanalice

#birthday 🤠 drabbles #rhett abbott fic #rhett abbott x reader #rhett abbott x you #rhett abbott smut #fic: rhett abbott #rockstar!rhett #guitarist!rhett #fic: downright iconic #dropping this in the dead of night and 🏃🏻‍♀️

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rolangf · 2 months

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—MUTUAL CATCH UP 🫶🏻❤️‍🔥

tagged by @lavampira ❤️‍🔥 @pitchmoss ❤️‍🔥 and @pinkfey my angels i am usually so bad at these but we move i was feeling talkative this evening 🫶🏻

LAST SONG: had to be psalm—daniel olsén cs airbuds also has been putting me on blast about it with the “27 times on repeat!” like. okay. thanks.

CURRENTLY WATCHING: interview w the vampire, the show 🤩 it’s pretty fucked up (affectionate) so far i am vibing

THREE SHIPS: okay don’t @ me i’m gonna blasphemous post— esdras/perpetua is. uhh. yeah. slay. it makes me crazy i have spoken at nauseum abt it. then it’s probably a good orin/minthara cs i just saw crazy art ie: recency bias, and fuckin. idk. and then also blood/weave and i am NOT letting that go into that tag but that ship kinda makes me laugh i guess. idk i don’t ship who are u people

FAVORITE COLOR: i love a good neon blue/ultraviolet combo. i also like pink and emerald green uwu

CURRENTLY CONSUMING: baldur’s gate content through osmosis cs i’m still in act one

FIRST SHIP: brother i have no earthly idea actually genuinely

PLACE OF BIRTH: in the middle of new jersey

CURRENT LOCATION: sigh. i’m still here. alternative answer: in the mind palace

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single and as much as i want to not be i think i can’t handle being perceived as anything other than a being and not a person #derealization

LAST MOVIE: my friend dragged me to go see lisa frankenstein and it was really fun (affectionate) but also a mess (derogatory)

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: putting together a pinterest board for a baldur’s gate tav i had no business making cs i haven’t even come close to finishing my first ever playthrough 🫶🏻

tagging: @thedeadthree @haarleps @simply-jason @bethesdas @killerspinal @yrlietlanaevyss @rosayoro @scalpelsister @bloodofvalyria @benwishaw @ghostfvcker @oc-musings @teamhawkeye @gcthamqueen @ardberts @kirkwall @bearsgrove @druidgroves @newbordeaux and you!

#if i didn’t tag u it’s cs i had to go back to work JSBFJSN pls #say that i tagged u #fr #abt me

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irregularcollapse · 8 months

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Laurent in ChVI: she’s just Damianos’ cockwarmer [derogatory]

Laurent in ChXXVIII: Damen of course I will be your cockwarmer [honorific]

aka the “who’s the cockwarmer now Laurent” moment. Justice For Jokaste™ i hope she’s getting railed somewhere in Vask ❤️‍🔥

#this is a joke but #I WASNT JOKING ABOUT THE FORESHADOWING #lmao if a kink is mentioned it will turn up again #it’s called Literature 🤓#Even in another time fic #my writing

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ichayalovesyou · 2 years

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Pike x Reader Asks Emoji Prompts!

Pike x Reader stories found on This Masterpost

These prompts are to communicate what you’d like and/or get inspired! You don’t have to use them if you don’t want to. If you do, I would still like a couple sentences on what scenario you’d like just to get me started!

Fanfiction Genre

😜-Comedy/Shenanigans

😊-Soft/Fluff

🤔-Deep Conversation/Advice/Comfort

❤️-Romantic

🔞-NSFW

💙-Platonic

❤️‍🩹-Hurt/Comfort/Angst (emotional, specify Pike or Reader victim)

🤕-Hurt/Comfort/Whump (physical, specify Pike or Reader victim)

A LOT more options for Setting, Pike characterizations, Reader specifications, Romance, Whump and NSFW prompts (and rules) under the cut!!

Setting

🏫-Academy/Pre-Captain Era

🥃-“The Cage” Era

🪩-Discovery Era/USS Discovery

💫-SNW Era/USS Enterprise

🚫-(Add to era) No Spoilers for (please specify episode or season!)

🌎-Earth (specify where if you’d like!)

🚀-On the Enterprise/Discovery or a Space Station (please specify, Enterprise is default!)

🪐-Alien World (specify which if you’d like!)

🪞-Mirror Universe

👾-Balance of Timeline AU

🦄-Fantasy AU

☕️-Coffee Shop AU

💐-Flower Shop AU

🤠-Cowboy AU

☣️-Zombie Apocalypse AU (or other apocalyptic scenario, please specify!)

Captain Christopher Pike

Note: The two things I will not write prime universe Pike as are abusive (or getting abused), or willing to cheat with/on a partner. Not my style and I don’t think it’s his either. I primarily headcanon him as panromantic/pansexual for the sake of simplicity.

🛡-Protective!Pike

🛡☮️-Protective!Pike (non-violent)

💛-Dad Mode!Pike (affectionate)

💛😜-Dad Mode!Pike (derogatory)

🐴-Horse Girl!Pike

🍽-Chef Mode!Pike

😈-Mirror!Pike or possessed by malevolent entity/virus (please specify!)

👑-Sir Rauth!Pike or trapped in Elysian Kingdom w/memories (please specify!)

Reader (that’s you!)

Note: My x Readers are always in 2nd Person POV where I avoid using pronouns in reference to Reader because I want them to be as accessible as possible to everyone no matter their pronouns. But I’m comfortable implying genders and orientations to a degree (see details below).

🐣-Cadet/Ensign!Reader (NO NSFW unless Pre-Captain Era)

⚖️-Captain/Senior Staff!Reader (Lieutenant and up)

🌟-Reader outranks Pike (Fleet Captain and up)

🟨-Command!Reader

🟥-Ops!Reader

🟥🗡-Security!Reader

🟦-Sciences!Reader

🟦⚕️-Medical!Reader

🟩-Ambassador/Diplomat!Reader

⬜️-Civilian!Reader

♾-Autistic/ND!Reader (please specify!)

🛸-Alien!Reader (please specify!)

🏳️‍🌈-Queer!Reader (implied, please specify!)

🏳️‍⚧️-Trans!Reader (implied, please specify!)

Romance

💘-Falling In Love

😘-First Kiss

🧑‍🤝‍🧑-First Date

💝-First I Love You’s

😳-First Time (see NSFW prompts for more detail)

💗-Flirting

🙏🏻-Hand holding

💏-PDA

💖-Established Relationship

💜-Friends with Benefits

❤️‍🔥-Old Flame

😤-Lover’s Spat

💔-Exes (but for how long? *eyebrow wiggle*)

Whump/Angst

Note: I’m very picky about when to apply character death but not totally averse to it. So if you have something in mind where Reader dies permanently please keep in mind I might not do it. Unless!! I can think of a way that doesn’t make me super uncomfortable. I love pushing fictional characters to the brink but not over the edge. The best part of angst is the recovery if you ask me (which if you're asking me to write, you are).

🩸-Bleeding/Stabbed

🦴-Broken Bones

🔥-Burned

🧠-Concussion/Head Injury

⚡️-Electrocuted

😱-Fear Virus

🤒-Fever/Sickness

😵‍💫-Hallucinations/Mindfuckery

☀️-Hostile Planet/Environment

🐺-Monstrous Transformation

💀-Near Death

😓-Neglect (food/water/sleep)

🪤-Trapped

🔪-Torture

🏜-Pon Farr (or anything adjacent)

🧛🏻‍♂️-Vampiric Virus

NSFW?

Here is a Link to the NSFW emoji prompt list as a courtesy to the bashful, the sex-repulsed, and people who just don’t want that shit on their dash. 😉

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jokingmisfit · 2 years

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Resident Evil: Village Characters As Contacts In My Phone

Ethan- ❤️‍🩹I WILL SURVIVE❤️‍🩹

Ethan(Alternative)- 🧟‍♂️Moss Man🧟‍♂️

Mia- 💃Mia Hee Mia Ho Mia Ha Mia Haha💃

Chris- 🪖Homie?🪖

Alcina Dimitrescu- ❤️‍🔥Mommy?!❤️‍🔥

Alcina(Alternative)- 👑Queen👑

Donna- 👯Madonna & the Dolls👯

Moreau- 🐟F I S H🐟

Karl Heisenberg- 🧲Magnetosphere🧲

Karl(Alternative)- 🤖Decepticon🤖

Mother Miranda- Bitch(Derogatory)

#mother miranda #karl heisenberg #resident evil moreau #donna and angie #alcina dimitrescu #mia winters #ethan winters #resident evil village #re8 #characters as contacts in my phone

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grandaddy-of-all-liars · 2 years

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if it must be said, let's SCREAM

(message me if you want to know the blog, if you're into avoiding homophobic, racist, ableist, derogatory shadow harassment turds)

I deliberated on this and decided, in honor of transparency, to endorse for anyone unsure of my stance, this is NOT a j*hn k-friendly blog. It pains me to have to spell out what's so obvious to my core principles, but for all my friendly strangers here, there it is.

Unfortunately. I recently recieved some unprovoked vitriol from out' the gross tumblr blue, with all the phobic slurs covered; sexual orientation, race, ability, etc. Even was wished to be r#ped by a pedo. Would've been nice to live out my existence without that one. Worst part is, it came from a kid, which is why they'll remain anonymous here despite being 'involved in the fandom'. My disappointment was someone from a generation I thought was better, knew better than mine own on these matters, brought that BS to the table.

Seriously. I know how much being a teen sucks. (Adult mode sucks too, just in new and exciting ways). So please, if this is you, knock it off.

Being a bit older means I'm finally kinda ok with who I am (it took for-freaking-ever yeah) and I can rationalize a minor acting out for any number of totally legitimate and understandable reasons. BUT! that might hit someone else very differently, painfully, and that's just not ok eh? Just don't.

What I enjoy most in this fandom is the intoxicating escapism into object inanity for just a few mins of the day, which is usually me working ft or taking care of an old house, a cool spouse and a bunny. Annnnnnd general vibing off others' vis/lit interpretation of TRASS through their work (so jealous of the talent on some of ya 🥲) and all I'll ever do here, is share some of my goofy nerdilage in hopes the mutualinati will get the worms too and make their own lil creations to share.

Back to the point. What this is. What it ain't. :

j*hn k is NO

pedos/MAPS/groomers get away

don't be a general dick in life plz you never know what someone's going thru

apc is problematic and gross

I know damn well this is NOT the best show ever but my wierd brain continues to like it despite my developmental protests over the last 3 decades and yes I'm aware 🤡 idfc

I would totally be your friend irl probably like let's get pizza and beer (or idk a bubble tea if you're a minor)

that's about it for now. FFS.

Have a great day 🦨❤️‍🔥

#not ren & stimpy #abuse mention #slur mention #tw pedophillia #pedophila mention #tw abuse #fuck john k seriously the fact this even needs to be called out but shit theres some blogs out there defending him as an artist still yuck #ren and stimpy #my crap art

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dero-gatory · 2 years

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what is up my name is Jade and I like little pixel dragons :)

I'm 22, my pronouns are she/her, and my lips are always dry and crusty :D

I may not post often because I'm here to lurk! I'm most active on discord and IG, though I check FR very frequently throughout the day. Feel free to message me anywhere I have a link to, I'm more than happy to chat!! ❤️‍🔥

Discord: @ dero.gatory

FR: derogatory (#251970)

IG: dero.gatory

TH: derogatory

TWT: dero_gatory

ALT: @gators-reblorgs

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cryptidkey · 2 years

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Fine.

I diagnose you with dumb bitch syndrome (derogatory).

❤️💕♥️💙💜💗🖤💛💖💞💚❣️💓🧡💘💝💟🤍🤎🫶❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹

>:O DEROGATORY??? Well, if thats the case, I dont want any of them. /lh /j

#ask #anon

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i-will-cry-you-a-river · 1 year

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Baby girl (derogatory) I'm not interested in your spam photo in my inbox.

I have something so much better ❤️‍🔥

#pornbot whackamole #foxy

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rosesvioletshardy · 2 years

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because i’m back here are my thoughts on the games i didn’t lb for the time i’ve missed i watched some of the games and was following the others through twitter for the rest

03/26

bos/nyi: matinees (derogatory), bruins still suck and all 3 goals were from minnesota men

sens/cats: i don’t go here at all but panthers still suck and would rather kms than be a fan idc if g is there and would rather be a sens fan

flames/oilers: still hate the oilers, mike smith still sucks, johnny i fucking love you hope they re-sign you soon king you keep this team alive, marky i’m sorry you don’t have good defense sometimes and didn’t deserve to get scored on at all also flames own the oilers and the refs sucked the entire game and were oilers fans (nurse was literally holding down mang the last minute of the play and refs didn’t notice, gave matty the penalty when smith punched him in the head while he was in a headlock too and were blind to multiple others that shouldve been oilers penalties)

canes/blues: still love the canes and hate md13 & tda77 thank god for kk and that 7-2 W especially on brady and svech’s birthdays

03/27

nyi/tbl: matinees (derogatory), still hate tampa and they don’t deserve any respect at all, a bunch of missed calls,

phi/nsh: watched it after work, i hate roman josi with a burning passion, they always win then i don’t watch + joel is monicaphobic because he always scores when i don’t watch, also stop losing leads challenge and help your goalie out ffs

avs/min: watched some of it and finished listening at work. inconsistent reffing and were so many no call on the the wild but that’s not shocking they always favor them. truly can’t stand the wild idc if tyson is there, i can’t stand them. it was fully refs vs avs that entire game but good job for nate for standing up for mikko, otherwise fuck the wild they don’t deserve any rights at all

leafs/p*nthers: don’t go here but i hate the panthers and them losing makes me happy

3/28

canes/c*ps: truly one of their best games. fuck everyone on the caps especially tjo77, ao8, and tw43 as well as le20 for the hit on kk. svech noted goon™️, freddie is still hot. and capitals still suck, tw43 acts like a child, and i will never respect them or anyone on that team ever

3/29

isles/cbj: i hope ilya is okay, they actually played decent shocking.

flyers/w*ld: FUCK THE W*LD, as you can tell i still hate the wild and they don’t deserve any happiness, idc if he’s on the team, flyers are still falling apart. happy bday sanny :), i hope the wild don’t have any happiness and choke in playoffs. truly hated the bias towards the w*ld like ???? m*f is on my shitlist, baby flyer noah deserves everything, ref’s were 100% w*ld fans. thank you to bee for drawing a penalty for the frosty goal tho :)

avs/flames: i don’t like it when my teams play against each other. both teams actually played really well. tho i’m still not gonna lb when 2 of them play against each other. refs stop making soft ass calls challenge no wonder no one respects the refs

canes/t*mpa: i still hate tampa and they deserve absolutely no respect, i’m sorry it was national broadcast bc we all know they’re going to be biased towards t🤢l, and they still don’t deserve any rights, canes i’m sorry

3/31

isles/cbj: KEEP ZACH/MAT/OLIVER TOGETHER BAROLD! also find it funny both aho’s in the nhl scored at the same time. that old dudes opinion doesn’t matter at that one point in the 1st period like shut up already glad the mute button exists. (i know i’m talking about isles game but still — but avs will get past 1st & 2nd round just be mad they’re one of the best teams and panthers suck i hope they have no happiness). wasn’t shocking they gave up the lead they’re the isles of course. OLIVER MY BELOVED IM SO HAPPY YOU GOT A GOAL IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER 💞💕❤️‍🔥💘💖 PLUS PALMS GOT A GOAL AND IT FINALLY COUNTED

canes/habs: (insert the aho comment above here too). they played really went especially after playing the lightning so there’s. but habs are last in the league so it wasn’t shocking to see the canes win this game but FREDDIE SHUTOUT

avs/sharks: i’m begging the avs to actually score in the first period again im bored but it’s so nice to have nate back NEWY MY BELOVED also sharks were ugly for challenging it like it was clean and no interference y’all are stupid. DILF GOAL HELMS MY BELOVED i love it when helms scores he deserves it MIKKO MY BELOVED !!! NAZ AND EJ 2 POINT NIGHT !! BURKY MY SWEET BOY

flames/kings: upset haven’t had a marky shutout in a while :( BUT JOHNNY MY BELOVED SAID HES NOT GONNA LET THE KINGS GET ONE. YOU LET ERIK GUDBRANSON SCORE ON YOU ??? FOLD THE FRANCHISE. KINGS ARE STILL UGLY AND FLAMES ARE STILL FIRST IN PACIFIC

h*wks/p*thers: i hate both teams but panthers can choke more and again wish hell upon them and they don’t deserve any happiness and also gudas can fuck right off no wonder i hated him but i hate him even more now on that team they can all fuck off

pens/w*ld: y’all know i hate the pens because i’m a flyers fan BUT THE WILD FINALLY LOST AND THE PENS DID THAT FOR ME

4/01

nyi/nyr: (completely forgot to do it during the game so i did it after) MAT BARZAL 300th POINT AND A GOAL ??? I LOVE THAT ! 2 DILF GOALS ??? THEY DID THAT FOR ME ! ALSO ANDERS ??? FIGHTING ??? HELLO ???? how does this team beat the rangers but lose to a team like montreal i’ll never understand

4/02

avs/pit: nate vs his bestie </3. nate and geno talking about who sid loves more. darcy kuemper my beloved i’m sorry your team stresses you out and you and frankie both save their asses every game <3. MIKKO MY BELOVED !!! NEWY IS MICD ! the wrong nova scotian scored gross. SINNER BOY MY BELOVED. we got burky curling again. refs hate the avs but what else is new. CONTENT KING MY BELOVED <3. HELMS IS INNOCENT ITS HIS 800th GAME FREE HIM!! avs vs getting an en goal . AVS WIN IN REG MY BELOVED

canes/w*ld: didn’t watch much of the game because i was watching flyers but i still hate minnesota and they don’t deserve any right at all. FREDDIE MY BELOVED <333 m*f still sucks and i hate him wish he was still with the h*wks and suffering gross ugly game i don’t care about tyson anymore so his tag is blocked btw. WHICHEVER WILDS PLAYER MADE TURBO BLEED , IM IN YOUR WALLS 🔪 NO SHUTOUT FOR MAF IKTR TURBO MY BELOVED <333 it’s still fuck the wild i could care less for them and hope they have a first round exit

flyers/l*fs: it’s still fuck the leafs and fuck am34 and everyone on that team. toronto still sucks and i wish them no happiness. idk how some people find am34 attractive. finally yandle gets benched ive been saying it since they acquired him and he should’ve stayed whatever team he came from. BABY FLYERS FIRST NHL GAME <3333 LET ZACK FIGHT 🔪 CARTER THOSE SAVES HOLY SHIT ! KEVIN MY BELOVED !! leafs you suck x2! DRAKES DAD MY BELOVED !!! YOU LET FUCKING 6 HEAD SCORE ??? FUCK OFF

flames/blues: this team vs giving marky another shutout. um if im honest i stopped watch after the first period because i got hella depressed like usual and also logged off twitter but i was still getting notifs so RITCHIE ????JOHNNY MY BELOVED NOAH MY BELOVED DUBEY MY BELOVED blues i still hate you and you suck

#shut up monica no one cares #avs lb #flyers lb #isles lb #flames lb #canes lb

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