#✩ : requests

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

#libraries #we offer tech advice in the library #so it wasnt an out of pocket request #but people really do come to the library for help with the strangest things #its the buffy impulse #when in doubt #go to the library

[theygender]

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

#rambling #uhh #tmi #request to tag #i wonder if a vaginectomy would prevent yeast infections permanently #greatest hits

[nikoco11]

there is something horrifically grim to it, but illustrations for gaza and palestinians tend to catch more mass attention that actual photos of people. this made me feel incredibly helpless for a long while, seeing both how people would rather look at a neat drawing of red black green and white than look a human in the eyes, and how online platforms would rather push a viral drawing while suppressing those begging for help at the same time.

a way to cope with this feeling has been taking advantage of it to directly guide people to helping palestinians.

if art gets better traction, then there’s an incredible amount of good that can be done by creating art that immediately links to fundraisers. creating art of the many images of those who are asking for help.

within hours of posting my drawing, there has been jumps in the thousands for bashar from gaza’s fundraiser. it’s a small effort in the grand scheme of things. it’s not a fix it. but it’s something good. please take care of each other and do what you can. i think this could help a lot of people if a lot of people did it.

here is bashar. i’ve drawn him, spoken to him, and known him now for a few months. any shares help, any art helps. draw who you see, draw what you see. thanks all

#my art #digital art #illustration #drawing #artists on tumblr #free gaza #gaza strip #palestinian aid #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #palestine #all eyes on rafah #rafah #mutual aid request #important

[keirahknightley]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia

#lord of the rings #lotr #lotredit #tolkienedit #filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #dailyflicks #junkfooddaily #userbbelcher #tlotrgifs #usersansa #userhayf #usersugar #userrobin #tusereliza #userleah #underbetelgeuse #arthurpendragonns #* #thanks for the request #more of these are coming #anyway brb crying over billy jackson having perfect hobbit hair

[hellsitegenetics]

Are.. are there any matches for Smash Mouth All Star full lyrics? I need to know. For science!!!

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Closest match: Ennomos fuscantarius genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Dusky Thorn Moth

#tumblr genetics #genetics #moths #dusky thorn moth #all star #smash mouth #requests #sent to me #asks #CONGRATULATIONS!!! ITS A MOTH!!!

[nightwingsgirlfriend]

the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)

#nightwing #dc comics #dcu #dc fanart #dick grayson #bruce wayne #dc robin #robin #robin art #dick grayson art #dick grayson and bruce wayne #dc universe #fanart #commisions open #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #artwork #batman #batman and robin #hugs #look he's hugging his son #they are so silly #drawing #drawing them happy #who do i do next hmmm #art #digital commisions #taking requests #taking commisions

[t00thpasteface]

patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

#art #sketch #request #pokemon #rayquaza #memes

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday

#as requested by the moustache cody server #don’t get mould poisonong ner vode #star wars memes #obi wan kenobi #description in alt

[snaxle]

btw if a trans man decides that they want to get pregnant and you're not normal about this and start spewing a bunch of transphobic shit i show up at your house and beat you to death with a baseball bat

#og #omg a hit tweet #yes this got flagged as mature. i am not requesting a second review because it'll be declined. o7 #but also im not necessarily upset bc this label means less people see this post and my notifications aren't full of annoying people anymore #YIPEEE

[ofcarnivora]

But it's our's????

#per @lostchips request #podzol's nephew #mineapple #lemon???? #silken windhound #sighthound #emerson #podzolsilken

[startreklesbian]

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

#dndhatedit #dndedit #filmedit #fantasyedit #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #request #mine #* #i love how weird they look in comparison to jarnathan and the dragonborns #funky practical effects > cgi

[cute-pluto]

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

#this is request for video game suggestions bc ive been hanking them. hanking. hanking that is NOT the word. i wanna play video games #HANKERING #cutepluto screams

[ashrayus]

more of them lets goo!!!!

#LOVE drawing them thank u for the requests :)) #a bit older robin jason unlocked ✅ #jason todd #dick grayson #robin #nightwing #discowing #dc comics #batfam #my art

[charleslovemustdie]

one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game

#pigs requesting smenefjlikeitdnotbodfiebngidnwdmdm #it’s so fucking funny 😭 #I SURE AM! #disco elysium #harry du bois #harrier du bois #kim kitsuragi #cuno #disco elysium cuno #cuno de ruyter #kuuno de ruyter #de #1k #5k

[moechies]

sugu w/ crybaby reader was who gets emotional reeeally easy while he's fucking the life out of her n she just wants him to hold her (i think im sick in the head i need him so bad)

“s-sugu —“

“y’cryin honey? ‘s too much f’you huh.” he giggles, pace slowing down a tad. it doesn’t help, the feeling of his intruding cock lingers in the deepest part of your sensitive cunt.

his girth stretches you out greatly, and it had taken nearly an hour of his preparation and 2 prior orgasms to get you where you are now.

you huff, geto’s hand cupping your chin forcing your big doe eyes to stare into his. your eyes glimmer with tears , the apple of your cheeks dewy with sweat and tears. your mouth gapes open slightly from the pressure of the man’s grip on your jaw , completely vunerable under his touch.

“you’re so fuckin’ pretty baby.” he groans , harsh thrusts resuming with his previous pace.

“ah —“ you jolt with surprise, his body pressing on top of yours just close enough to press hot but quick kisses on the fat of your lips.

you’re quick to wrap your arms around the man’s broad shoulders, pulling him in closer to nuzzle into the crook of his neck.

soft whimpers fall from your lips followed by moans, still tears cloud your pearly eyes and he notices.

“what’s wrong baby? why’re crying? tell suguru.”

“i— wan’ you to h-hold me sugu . wanna feel you closer..” you hiccup.

and just when you say it, he notices. how your body desperately cages him in, arms wrapped around his shoulder and legs holding your pelvises together tight.

“oh baby. “ he grins, pressing a sloppy kiss onto your lips before enveloping your head into his arms. “y’r too cute .” his chest presses against your plush tits, hot bodies rubbing off on eachother as he nudges himself impossibly deep into your silky cunt .

you squeal , nails clawing at his back at the feeling of his overstimulating cock. “just like that baby. so perfect f’me.” he groans, he thinks he’s going to die.

it makes him dizzy; it’s so intimate , so perfect. you were perfect.

#jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #geto suguru smut #getou x reader #jjk getou #getou suguru #geto smut #getou suguru x reader #geto x reader #geto x you #jjk geto #geto suguru #drabbles ⋆⑅˚₊ #requests ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

[ryuga104]

I wonder if when vox sleeps his dreams play across his face?

You mean like this?

#doodle #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #staticradio #request