#[ time just caught up to him]

[humming-fly]

Happy to report I have finally started listening to Malevolent and to no one's surprise I am already obsessed (I'm almost done with s2 atm please don't send me spoilers yet sdlkfj)

I'll skip over my usual formality of having one normal art post before diving into shitposts let's not waste anyone's time here

#to no one's surprise the body-sharing eldrich horror buddy comedy is right up my alley #this one's been on my 'to listen' list for a long while but the stars finally aligned to make it happen #okay time to figure out how to tag this uhhh #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #i will probably change how i draw arthur a Lot as this goes on lol but enjoy these early drafts #unlike him I had a good idea how I wanted to draw john from the get-go #though the scrawling chaotic scribbles are actually a bit tedious to do in cleaner art #the pencil comic at the end is about the easiest way to do it he's just a bit more formless there #which is only really confusing when I also want to draw the hand like in the first shitpost #if i draw anything for s2 i'll update him a wee bit though probably pretty easy to guess what #i'll be playin with it i'm sure #idfk what tags people use for these i'm not allowed to search the tag till i'm caught up #so for now these'll work! #shorthand i'll probs just use #mp #pretty sure i haven't used that before #probably #my art #doodles #comic

[heroesriseandfall]

Fanon mischaracterization of the Drakes is how I end up making a post defending Tim’s parents from baseless fanon bashing only to immediately after make a post complaining about their canon parenting.

#they’re pretty terrible parents most of the time but not like THAT #jack drake did not literally call on the U.S. government to save tim from a war zone only for 1000 fanfics to claim he didn’t care abt tim #neglectful and abusive parents can in fact also love their children! they are not devoid of emotion! they just don’t know how to parent #ALSO. they CLEARLY cared about Tim more than about status! they were just way too caught up in their work to pay enough attention to him! #/end complaint #not really done complaining I’m just gonna stop myself before I keep going #tim drake #jack drake #janet drake #drake parenting #heroesriseandfall #canon vs fanon

[rocksanddeadflowers]

AU where one of the Bifrost side effects on Lyfrassir post-TBI is that they can make stuff rainbow colored by touch if they want (like stainless steel iridescent looking), but it has no other side effects it's purely aesthetic so they open a SpEtsy (Space Etsy) shop and sell stuff that looks like this:

#yes this idea is inspired by the stars claim them how'd you guess #i haven't caught up yet but it's all i can think about #anyway that's the entire au #i think they set something up really nice on a random planet and make a decent living off it #then maybe marius accidentally tracks them down through it or something like he's a big costumer #and Lyf finally finds out they're just so done with everything #marius pops up to their house like “omg heyyyyy!!! long time no see!!!” and lyf shoots him dead #the mechanisms #the bifrost incident #the mechanisms tbi #lyfrassir edda

[eggplantgifs]

Yuma Kagiyama: Werther » 2023 Grand Prix de France

#yuma kagiyama #fskateedit #figure skating #gp france 2023 #program #caught up on some galas and i'm obsessed with this program #i have literally watched it so many times #it takes everything good about yuma's skating and elevates it #the gorgeous lines and long sweeping edges on the music the softness of his hands #it's a very classical program but in the best way and it suits him so well #i'm just continuously in awe of how much he's improved this season #he said he wants to use this as his olympic season sp and i can't wait #though part of me is afraid he'll have to water down the choreo to make it a competitive program #it's so perfect the way it is now #i am VERY in my feelings tonight #like wow i love fs i love that skating like this exists and we get to see it

[kingkatsuki]

Mother Mitsuki, who despite Masaru’s pleas, is way too invested in Bakugou and your relationship.

#pls I LOVE HER!!! #asking if you’re engaged yet every time you both visit for dinner #sending you wedding dress designs when you’re not even engaged #sending bakugou texts telling him to wife you up before you realise your mistake in choosing him and pick Deku instead #gifting the most inappropriate presents to try and get you pregnant #becoming the real bridezilla when you’re finally engaged and she isn’t even the one getting married #he turns up at your hen do to find you and his mum drunk as FUCK together #and he can’t help but shake his head at the sight as he tries to get you both back to his car because he loves you both so much #and he’s so glad you like each other too😭 #she’s at the hospital holding you in her arms whenever Bakugou is hurt like you just share the same pain #but god if she sends bakugou one more text with your ovulation schedule he’s blocking her #(he’ll never admit that it’s because of that text that he bends you over— just in case) #and it fills him with so much warmth when he watches you both share memories of him as a kid— even though he was an ugly fucking baby #and like when you both fight Mitsuki always checks up on you too🥺because she knows her son can be brash like her #but she knows that he’s so in love with you and wouldn’t wanna lose you #she’s definitely caught you both having sex in his childhood bedroom too tho

[bitchthefuck1]

It's always so funny to me when people call Kaz a serial killer or a murderer bc like. boy do I have news for you about the other crows.

#like idk how to tell you this bestie but every single one of them has a kill count. yes even wylan. #prime example of getting so caught up in the aesthetics or character types that you miss the actual reality of what happens in #a story #also i'm not sure serial killer is even an accurate description #similar to when people started referring to inej as an assassin. like bestie that is straight up not what she does. and if it was she's #doing a terrible job. the books tell you a million times that she's a spy #to be clear this isn't an 'uwu kaz did nothing wrong' post esp bc most of the time when ppl call him this they're not actually criticizing #his actions. it's just a pattern i noticed. if anything its a 'stop sanitizing the rest of the crows' post. #but it is interesting to me that kaz is the only character that people will really joke about having killed people #something something you've bought into the dirtyhands legend #i feel like i've made some version of this post in the past but i don't remember so you're hearing it again #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik

[bonefall]

You could play with the dirty part of the canon description by having Slash and his people roll in mud to hide their scent.

Parts of the Code labelling using weapons/traps as dishonorable could have started as agreements made that Slash's people wouldn't keep using their old tactics, maybe forced on Thunder's Clan to keep them from becoming too powerful, if they DID fuse.

I'm more liable to just remove the "dirty" thing entirely honestly; I just think it's so shitty I'd like to nuke it from orbit, you get me? Every single time they want you to hate someone, they make them fat and/or stinky. I'd rather just put that kind of rhetoric in the mouths of cats like Clear Sky and The Wind Runner, a lie to demonize their enemies, not really based on truth.

I think I might take the trap stuff though; that actually fits in nicely with how ThunderClan's the only one that uses spears. I won't have it be code yet, though, that's going to come a lot later. First two commandments of the code are Borders + Mercy, followed by Law 3 when Riverstar dies in some decades.

Also gonna need a name for Slash's new group. Hey, maybe THESE guys can be called Warriors, actually. Warriors of the Forest, like what the first arc used to be called before it was renamed TPB.

#I'm imagining a scene where Thundy's still in his dad's group ''studying'' under him #And while they're in the woods one of their patroller's legs gets caught in a tree snare #And they're dangling and yowling angrily and it's the first 'experience' Thundy has with the WOTF #''Fearsome guerilla warfare techniques'' (that's just how they catch dinner) #Maybe it was Thunder Storm actually and when he recounts this story to them after they're allies the Warriors are deeply amused by it #like ''they're VERY obvious traps actually. How did you fall for it. Are you a Squirrel'' #And boom that's the basis of the Gray Squirrel/Red Squirrel story #Man it would be such a dick move for Thunder Storm to get lifted up in the trap like that and Clear scares the shit out of him #With how they're going to come and kill him with all the racket he's making #if he can't get him down quickly #Like just terrifying him while he's up in the trap with lies about how horrible Slash's cats are #letting him dangle for a while and taking his time #ugh that's so clear actually I have to write that now. That's something he'd do #better bones au #BB!DOTC #BB!Slash

[chrollohearttags]

never thought I’d see the day that people would be angrier about a rap bar than they would about actual child predators but here we are lmao.

#also saw where megan kanka’s father is talking about suing meg for the name drop #which nobody can tell him how to feel #but it’s not going to end with the result he thinks it will #also I can’t help but shake the feeling that it has something to do with onika #bc everytime she gets ate up she starts recruiting people to attack others character #I just hope ppl realize thiis is far beyond rap beef and that actual ppl are being harmed bc of this lady’s actions #and I hope mr. kanka doesn’t get caught up in that web either #but then again…it could be bc of another reason #no disrespect but 🌚🌚 #yeah #even though everybody is gagging over the song #it’s also educated a lot of ppl on the law itself and opened up their eyes to it #this isn’t the first time that this stuff has been mentioned in songs #an indie rock band literally used his child’s picture on the cover of their song #there’s like two other tracks called amber alert that I am aware of #and hell even one of my fav artists put the heavens gate cults pics on their artwork #so I don’t think he realizes that it isn’t something he can sue over #what would be tragic is if somebody in his life or nicki’s camp is stirring the pot and pushing him to do so #he takes it to court and they remove her name from it altogether #cherry chats 🍒

[spaghetti-machete]

i really hope we end the season with nandor fighting laszlo over guillermo. i reeeeeally want a twilight situation of jealousy so bad

#wwdits #wwdits s5 #nandor #guillermo #laszlo #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows season 5 #wwdits fx #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #laszlo cravensworth #nandermo #laszlermo #it's what we deserve #i mean. cmon guillermo. laszlo is spending time with you and told you he wasn't giving up on you #you RAISED a CHILD together #just have a quickie with him in the potting shed! #just a little one! #and then oopsie oh no i got caught #oh nooooo etc etc #twilight

[allisonjamaica]

losing my mind at how earnest liam is in so many of his interactions with theo in 6b especially. like he is genuinely so non-confrontational at times?? and yeah obviously half those times (pressure test bathroom talk, the fake fight in triggers) theo ends up antagonizing him into anger, but the fact that he goes into so many of these interactions so earnestly has me (and theo probs) kicking my feet and giggling

#you get me?? #like when theo starts yelling at the zoo and liam’s face is just pure confusion and concern #and when he’s trying to get theo on his side abt jiang and tierney #THE MYKONOS SCENE #he’s just genuinely trying to explain things to theo/get theo caught up on his train of thought #it’s just so obvious that half the time he forgets that he’s supposed to hate and mistrust him #and then we see him try and backtrack by lashing out but he’s so clearly angry at himself #thiam #teen wolf #liam dunbar #theo raeken

[grahamdollton]

#i've watched tthis 2 thousand times #i wasn't expecting him to straight up holler like that hahjwdhagsjh #he said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhHAHAAAAA ! ! ! !” #alan shore #james spader #i like it a lot when james raises his voice in any capacity #especially if he's just outright shouting but it's so rare #every day i inch closer to making some kind of jimmy yelling compilation #if possible #today has been pure shit for me but getting caught completely off guard by alan shore wailing gleefully is helping a little #oh and that stupid little run he did around clarence on his way out of the room why can't i kiss him. why why why. why #this is doing crazy things to my brain chemicals

[avirxy]

beauty and beast au but Claire’s the one cursed because she’s the only one I can see literally pissing a sorceress off enough to get cursed. (If we’re going off the original movie Jim would probably offer them a hot meal and a room for the night, knowing him he’d make everything super accommodating)

#are we seeing the vision or have I lost my mind #Jim would literally drop everything to help this literal hag who waltzed through the door #Claire would..not be doing that #bonus points if the witch is Morgana then they’re throwing hands #I could see her trying to offer a deal like say she’s after Claire’s magic and sevitude or something and when she refuses boom Morgana #curses her and everyone else that’s in the ballroom at the time #And because it’s Morgana she’d probably make the curse super difficult to break #so like by the time she’s 18 if she doesn’t agree to serve Morgana when the last petal on the rose falls she dies with the rose #so Claire’s kinda given up on hope cuz she’d rather die than give Morgana her magic #Barbara’s a traveling doctor so her and Strickler set off to another town for a trip and get caught in the snow storm #and they get locked up for entering the castle and trespassing #Jim goes after them because they don’t come back the day after #instead of Claire keeping them there though I think she’d just give all three the chance to leave with some pressing from her friends #Jim ends up rethinking his decision due to the fact that Toby even as a cursed object can’t for the life of him keep a secret #when he hears the castle is under a curse he’s immediately interested in helping #even if Claire really just wants this nosy human boy and his parents to be on their way #oh shit I think I just wrote another au #trollhunters #tales of arcadia #jim lake jr #claire nuñez #toa #jlaire #this was just chillin in my drafts for awhile

[g1deonthefirst]

tbh i do think pyrrha/g1deon and wake rawdogged it at least once

#in my mind their first time. probably for pyrrha perhaps also for g1deon #was like. immediately after a battle or something. or mid-hunting wake #driven by passion almost hatefucking #and i just don't believe that gideon would have been carrying condoms w him on the regular at that point #like oh im about to go fight edenites better grab a condom in case i get caught up in it and decide to fuck an enemy combatant

[shannonsketches]

he's so important to me

#i guess i need to watch the anime but super's manga has just been a self-indulgent fever dream for me from start to finish #100000/10 absolutely perfect so validating so extremely catered to my tastes and headcanons and analyses and humor #so fucking funny and emotional and intense and goofy and beautifully drawn #my beautiful son getting to finally fucking see his HARD won character growth fucking shine and choose love and choose to be loved!!!!!! #Goku just being Goku Vegeta being Team Dad Piccolo being Team Grandpa Bulma being a fucking superstar keeping everybody organized and fed #god i love this squad i love this series i love these dumbasses and their struggles and their triumphs and their stupid childish bonding #I love that Toriyama just spent the last several years reminding the class that DB as a whole has always been an ACTION-COMEDY about LOVE #and I'm SO sad that the z anime really never did it justice in that sense because of having to fill time with dramatic tension but god. GOD #THE MANGA HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO CLEAR ON THAT THESIS. #Just all about Restorative Justice and Community and CARING even when you wish SO MUCH that you didn't care but yoU DO GODDAMMIT!!! #SUCH a great series I'm so sad it took losing mr t for me to finally read it but my god I needed to read it now and I'm so glad he wrote it #and i'm SO glad he wrote it Exactly Like This #once again rip to a legend i'm caught up and crying it's so perfect it's SO everything I've wanted to see onscreen and embedded in canon #and canon isn't everything but it still feels gREAT to be SO 1:1 on the same page with an author re: how you interpret your blorbo yknow??? #been rotating this man in my head for 25 years and Mr Toriyama just mWAH kissed me on the forehead about it #anyway enough tag rambles I'm off again aklsjla #bonus for that kenpachi shit and letting him say 'sorry dude I can't be cold and numb anymore but this is still cathartic as fuck lol' like #mr t i hope you see the HIGHEST tier of heaven for that (and obviously for like everything all of it the whole life you led)

[ryuki-draws]

My awful son living at the bottom of the well, has every curse known to man. The Christmas sweater is his official outfit in my mind now.

#mahoutsukai no yome #the ancient magus bride #ancient magus bride #joseph cartaphilus #I'm absolutely not caught up with the manga #but it crossed my mind recently and I had to draw him #and JUST as I finished drawing this I found out the season 2 started airing??? #wow talk about the timing ahaha #anyway I'm still waiting for that frenemy team up with Chise #now... back to giant alien robots :'D

[pokimoko]

Simon Petrikov

Anon-Orbo wants that Canon-Blorbo obliterated.

#ask #fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #(who is not even pictured but i can't not tag him in this y'know) #orbo #scarab fionna and cake #thank you for this ask anon. i am delightfully confused #like yeah my thoughts exactly. totally agree. but also what XD #was there meant to more to that ask? or were you just nodding at me across the room in blorbo understanding? #BUT hey regardless you made me realise something about orbo and anon circle icon tonight and so you get this stupid low effort comic #orbo🤝anon: a circle with glasses. that's it. that's all the design is. #my art #forgive the caption it is past midnight and that's the best i could come up with #...forgive the art as well -_- you caught me in not only a drawing mood but a silly mood as well #is this even funny? probably not. but it was funny to draw so eh whatever.