#[ one of those child leashes........

[edscuntyeyeshadow]

it’s kinda fascinating how dedicated some people are to interpreting every aspect of ofmd as disturbingly as possible. “buttons is stede’s slave” “stede assaulted ed in calypso’s birthday” i’m starting to think you guys don’t know you’re watching a romcom 🤨

#ofmd #HE’S LITERALLY AN OLD MAN ON ONE OF THOSE CHILD LEASHES ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Whooooo could have predicted this?

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#Poorly drawn MDZS #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #fairy #I love that they go up a mountain to check out fake ghost rumours. It's everything I want out of a date (Nature hike & something haunted) #I just know these two are big hike fans (wwx prob 'gets tired' and 'needs to be carried' at the end) #(he doesn't need it he just wants to be held) #Its not super apparent but wwx is using 'gonna be haunted in there' as an excuse to not encounter the dog #thats on me for rushing this one though #the end result makes lwj look like one of those dad's that's like 'come on kids lets go check out these dark caves! Nothing creepy here!' #Which is a vibe he deserves to have. Maybe with a more blunt tone. #I don't know who would be a worse chaperone tbh. I think together they would be good but separate? Chaos. #Speaking of chaperoning...Jin Lin sure did wander off. Wonder where he went? #JC needs to invest in a stronger child leash 'cause his nephew keeps chewing through it and running off

[pacificwaternymph]

God trying to get Scott to talk about his emotions is like pulling teeth.

#ah the joys of writing fanfiction #i feel like one of those parents being pulled in three different directions by their child leashes #superhero au #smajor1995 #scott smajor

[wildflowerteas]

TSP 2 Week Hiatus ( so sorry )

#not for any technical or logistical reasons #i am just experiencing severe creative burn out #and i need the rest #and i will be moving in a week and just cant see myself doing anything but stress myself out by writing and trying to keep this plot contai #ed #seriously its like holding onto a child by one of those ugly leash backpacks #thats how i feel trying to take care of my brain rn

[jpeg-dot-jpeg]

Dick Grayson as Robin at the very beginning of his tenure accidentally and perfectly imitating that thing that Batman does where he disappears in the middle of a conversation the second the other person's back is turned like

Robin: So what's next, Batman?

Batman: there have been reports of unidentified shipments coming through the southeast harbor. *turns around* we-

Dick Grayson, who is a menace and also has adhd: *gone*

Bruce, who just lost his 10 year old child: fuck.

Bruce thinks its karma. Gordon thinks its hilarious.

#50/50 on whether dick decided to go off on his own or just got distracted #bruce is *this close* to getting him one of those child leashes #its divine justice #Batman #Robin #Batman and Robin #dick grayson #Bruce Wayne #BatFam #batfamily #incorrect quotes

[backpackingspace]

thinking about how for like the first two years of obi wans apprenticeship qui gon did not give a fuck what obi wan did (or even really what happened to him) before snapping out of it and realizing he was actually very much responsible for this child and course corrected into being a helicopter parent and how obi wan always read this as mistrust instead of concern and guilt.

#Star wars #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #The disaster linages complicated relationship #Neglect #Trauma #Like qui gon was deeply traumatized individual #And I think he just could not deal with being responsible for another child #Like I'm pretty sure obi wan would do something and qui gon would be having literal flashbacks of xantos #Which is not an excuse for obi wan being left to fend for himself but #And that lackluster care ran deep man like obi wan regularly ended up on a completely different planet during those early missions #But to that 13 year old baby wan it felt like trust #So when qui gon started suddenly giving a shit and putting rules in place it felt like mistrust #It's a pretty common reaction to see in kids when their parents who hadn't been parenting get it together #Qui gon having so much guilt being a helicopter tired dad #Wrestling his feral padawan into one of those kid leashes #Qui gon: through gritted teeth: its the will of the force Padawan stay fucking still I mean it I swear to all the gods #Obi wan: 15 and feral and war veteran twice over embressed to the point of finding this humiliating: #Master hates me? Mater distrusts me?? He thinks I need to be held on to like I'm fucking 7 years old when will I ever be good enough for hi

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

I love how no one else brought their kid except Din

#they cannot be separated #The mandalorian spoilers #The mandalorian season 3 spoilers #The mandalorian s3 spoilers #Din djarin #Grogu djarin #You don't see Paz junior out there on one of those child leashes #star wars #the mandalorian

[tomfrogisblue]

Bad has kiddie-leashed (lassoed) Richas to keep him from hitting Pepito while Forever yells at him to stop hitting him

#i need fanart immediately #qsmp #qsmp lore #just bad with one of those backpack child leashes

[c-vs-the-world]

Vandal savage with klarion on a kid leash >:)

(bonus points if leash has a design on it Like: cat monkey dog ECT)

This is literally all I could think about

#I imagine the person on the phone is Lex #I squeezed this out in like 5 min #So it's pretty messy #vandal savage #klarion the witch boy #klarion #klarion bleak #child leash #I was surprisingly not a leash kid #I should have been tho #cdraws #cdoodles #The leash has one of those plushie heads #It's a cat #Klarion picked it out bc it reminds him of teekl

[bonesybonez]

Ouh, I need to make a hurt + comfort fic with Drumbot Brian & Penny Coiner

#oc #oc x canon #Penny almost dies…again (again) #tell my girl to stop getting into situations that are gonna get her ultimately killed #she has a problem #robots repairing other robots #everyone please ignore me #I’m rambling about my angsty robot lovers again #Penny keeps throwing herself into fights #Brian has to get one of those child leash backpacks to keep her contained /j #he’s got to hold her back like one of those feral cats

[creepyscritches]

Been making amigurumis for a little over a month and a half now and my hands haven't broken down from anything yet :Oc

Imagine the little babies I could be making now if I hadn't had to stop crocheting when I was 17 bc my hands were deteriorating so bad and I had to pick a single craft to focus on and leave everything else behind (it was 2D art lol....)

I. Can. Make. Them. NOW!!! No gods no masters no limits baby I'm making shit so cute it makes me want to crush them >:O

#Creepy chatter #Not cubone though he's my little guy #He ended up being the perfect size #I always have a small/extra small cubone on my team named Poe 🥺 he's usually my main pokemon #Partner joked abt me taking him to Bonnaroo and I'm SO flirting w the idea of dressing like a theme park dad #And carrying Poe around in a front baby harness (w snack pockets) #Cycling thru friends to spend time on the child leash to really sell the 'we need to find your mother NOW' vibe #Do they make phone holsters for the big Samsung galaxies #I already have a hat that says daddy. A trophy husband shirt. Just need the khaki shorts and uh #What are those dad sandals called. The ones they wear to literally any family outing #I need a pair of those

[8-bitbrainrot]

WHEN IS THERE GOING TO BE A NOIR TO MY HAM I NEED TO BE WRANGLED BY sOmEbOdY

#8-bitsbrainrot #im going crazy #i need an emo nick cage in my life to put me on one of those child leashes and stop me from making decisions for myself period ever #silly

[valved]

big fan of the potential implications that the quick-fix's healing beam is like a physical rope in some capacity due to its ability to allow medic to follow a jumping soldier or demoman

#[ ooc ] –⎔– general. #[ medic ] –✚– general. #[ one of those child leashes........ #[ quick fix my beloved i will never forget you soldier on slaughter who threw me directly into the grinders to die during roll out #[ also hi dfslkjsd apologies didn't mean to make this blog and die immedietly..... #[ after nearly 150 in 3 weeks i finally finished r.dr2 and the cowboys are living rent free in my head fsdld #[ also tumblrs new dashboard kind of. made me avoid the site for a bit #[ found some external ways to manage it so its a bit cleaner again n hoping to get back into writing now im done w/ funny cowboy game #[ cowboys beloved but valved boys... rat shaking them </3

[ringneckedpheasant]

i’ll say it, i’m a tiny dog lover. min pins. chihuahuas. rat terriers. they are all my friends and brothers

#marc.txt #i am however a ‘tiny dogs with long hair and smushed faces’ hater #just remembered the time my grandma had me take her shih tzu on a walk and i was like. idk maybe 8. i was not a large child. #anyway. dog had one of those very long retractable leads and i didn’t know how to lock it #it ran under the fence at my parents’ house and pulled me along with it until I had to let go of the leash in order to get over the fence #this stupid little dog decided to run at one of the horses and freaked it out #and it managed to get the leash tangled around the horse’s leg #and it just got dragged around the pasture for A While before i was able to get to it #it had what was functionally like. carpet burn. but it was otherwise fine #the thing that is standing out to me most in this though is that like. #i remember being laughed at when i brought the dog up to the house? and being told they could see me running around trying to catch the dog #which was i guess better than getting in trouble #but i had very much been expecting to get in trouble and i had been very scared for the dog #and im pretty sure i’d been screaming for help???? #anyway in retrospect i feel like i was getting laughed at for being emotional #because Nobody Cared About The Dog Being Hurt besides me #i don’t know if this makes sense im very high and it took 12 minutes to type out

[hyperfixtime]

my M!IK contribution of the day because omg,, i need/want to contribute tot his fandom so bad....

#M!IK #mairimashita iruma kun #iruma suzuki #i will so draw an iruma with those chil leach backpacks man #and the backpack is a small opera plushie #child leash*!!! #fek #my inability to spell when typing really excitedly and fast is my downfall one day #mga drawing nako

[datastate]

i was ABOUT to be very emo about kai and hornet losing their parents and that struggle to reconnect with an intrinsic part of them but kid is... wilding.

#you know those child leashes. i feel like i need one of those #jestersvaguely