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rosegoldenatlas · 1 month

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boat boys headcanon

okay so I wasn't big into boat boys because I had jizzie and joelxsausage but I am slowly losing content and the boat boys appeared like a prophesy so now its an addiction. Here are some relationship headcanons I have for boatboys and some of my reasons.

Joel called Etho 'petal' as a petname as a way to tease him. So then Etho called Joel 'flower' and now its a consistent petname for each of them. (This is cause I love the Japanese inspired builds and I feel like this really fits them)

They leave notes around each others bases whenever they miss each other.

This isn't strictly boat boys but Joel is a tsundere and Etho is a kudere if you wish to fight me on this meet me at Denny's at two am with your weapon.

Joel is way more easily flustered than Etho but would rather die than admit it.

Etho on the other hand gets flustered a little bit but he recovers quicker to make a snappy comeback.

Joel's love languages are gift giving and words of affirmation while Ethos love languages are quality time and acts of service.

I'm newer to boat boys so this will be expanded upon later. Good day my fellow soldiers.

#smallishbeans #hermitcraft #joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft s10 #headcanon #hermitshipping #hermitblr #boat boys #ethoslab

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squidinkedcreative · 29 days

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boat boy supporters/truthers— i need input lmfao

what color/color schemes would you assign to these two, both individually but also as a unit?

for joel i’m thinking soft pinks and more saturated deeper greens, with a lil bit of sky blue thrown in there, but for etho i’m a lil stumped. i’ve just recently started actually watching etho’s povs and hes so fun, but i dont think i have watched enough of him to get a read on what colors his vibes give off. my brain goes to some desaturated reds(like red terracotta!!) and oranges, but idk if thats quite right loll

as for the two of them together, it rly depends on what tango’s color scheme ends up being imo. i know i want it to be a combo of the two individual color schemes, and for joel i deff want his portion of the duo’s scheme to be green.

(im not talking about the colors of their builds or anything btw!! but the colors their vibes in their videos give off!!!!!)

PUT UR THOUGHTS IN THE TAGS!!!!!!

#joel smallishbeans #ethoslab #smalletho #boat boys #hermitcraft joel #hermitcraft etho #hermitblr #hermitshipping #smallishbeans #hermit headcanons

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silverskye13 · 2 years

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The thing about the void is, it's empty. People forget just how distant the distance between stars is, even Joel, who seems convinced at all times that he knows all things. Seems. People contain nearly as many multitudes as the void. That's what Etho finds so thrilling about this whole soulmate thing, really. The fullness. The intensity.

Etho is only skin deep, not because he's shallow, but because he's empty. That's the thing about the void. The distance between stars is nearly unfathomable. It can be calculated, but it cannot be filled. Etho spends a lot of time feeling empty, like the distance between his heart and his lungs in measured in light years. Feelings come to him as distant impressions, constantly traveling, brushing by his edges so small they're less than ripples on water.

This probably makes no sense.

See, the thing about being made of void, born from void, called to void, is you resemble it a great deal, and resembling nothing is very hard to describe. He's alive, obviously, and something resembling a human shape, but the depth of him is different. Etho feels like the void feels - soft and muffled by distance. When emotions finally collide with something, the explosion is brilliant enough to create light, noise, cacophony, and it burns and it fades, and in a million years it might happen again.

He had expected to drown Joel in his emptiness, when their souls tethered. And maybe at first he did. But Joel was so much it was intoxicating.

The Relationship is burning. Etho on his own might not be too bothered by this. Sure, there's the chance that anger and dismay might collide somewhere in the distance between his desperate pieces and create some super nova emotion, but he doesn't expect it to. Joel, however - human and small and contained and a multitude in the space between skin instead of the space between stars - feels almost everything at once and Etho basks in it like it's the sun. Joel is anger and dismay and the inevitability of it all and he's running, and Etho has to focus on that light that is Joel just to follow. They run to their home, up in flames, and Joel is shouting and Etho is shouting, and he's feeling everything Joel is feeling and it's intense. It leaves Etho breathless. He feels tears in his eyes. And then Etho is filled with the greatest concern, a mournful feeling like a canary caged in his ribs, and Joel circles back from their home to hold his hand.

"We knew this would happen," Joel tells him, trying to be reassuring, and all Etho can do is nod. The concern is baffling. It stuns him just as surely as any punch could. It wants to cup him in its hands and keep him safe, it wants to remind him this is all just a game and really it's no big loss. It's only five words. We knew this would happen. Joel might as well have told him he would never feel pain again. Concern. Concern is the color of a white dwarf, bright and small and tenacious.

They dig through the remains, they recover, and Etho feels it. Soft like the vibration between planets, like a solar storm invisible and deadly scattered into the atmospheres of a thousand foundling gas giants. Joel is angry. It bubbles up from the depths of him, prickles beneath Etho's skin like the acid rain on Venus trying to crawl out of his pores.

"If the Relationship burns," Joel repeats, vicious and red, red, angry, red, "everything burns."

There's a flint and steel in Joel's hands, a grin on his face, and his anger is giddy in a way that flutters in Etho's chest like laughter. Joel feels so much, so much, all the time. Is this what it means to be human?

Etho has never felt more human in his life, and he wants to feel it all. He wants Joel to get angrier. He wants to taste rage and ambition, hopelessness and despair. He wants to chart their colors, the frequencies they make, the way their atoms collide. He wants the space between stars to be full and teeming, he wants every solar system to boil.

Etho follows Joel like the rings around Saturn. They're chanting together. If the Relationship burns, everything burns. Etho feels giddy. Joel sounds manic. Mania. That's a good word for it, this feeling like the very stars are rioting beneath his skin. If Etho is made from the stuff of the End, maybe this is what the Beginning felt like. They set fire to the server one home at a time. Flint and steel crack together like colliding asteroids, they light like solar fire.

"Not the box!" Ren howls at him, and Etho laughs as he passes him, chanting under his breath every word Joel says. "Etho! Control your wife!"

Etho laughs. It's funny. It's hilarious. It's unthinkable. Control Joel? Control Joel? He might as well try to capture the universe in the palm of his hand. Joel is a multitude, an endless ocean that washes over him in waves. Etho wants more of him. He wants to feel everything in that same ravenous way a quasar devours space and time. He wants to wrap these moments around him into a singularity so intense it settles in his chest like a second soul.

The Box burns.

Etho has never felt so out of control in his life. He follows Joel like chaos does, his closest companion, the haunt to his steps. He doesn't care if they win. All he cares is that Joel contain his multitudes, and those multitudes spill.

The laws of gravity dictate a great many things. An apple will always fall from a tree to the earth. So will a person slipping from a height, or a piece of dripstone thrust from its mooring. The planets will always turn around their stars, the moons around their planets, their satellites. A solar system will always fly, careening through the universe so quickly you cannot even fathom its movement.

An area of high pressure will always diffuse into an area of nothing, until at long last they reach perfect equilibrium.

#the barking writer #ethoslab #joel smallishbeans #smalletho #boat boys #the Relation Ship #anyway Ren telling Etho to control Joel was i think the funniest thing ive ever heard in my life #you'd have better luck binding Fenryr my dude #in which my headcanon that Etho is some kind of eldritch creature and Joel is The Most Intense Human combine #dlsmp #double life smp #dls5 #i realized because i tagged it with spoilers but no session number people might confuse it tomorrow with session 6 XD #god im tired

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outwardjester68 · 5 months

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Joel and Etho remind me of Jewel and Blu from the movie Rio.

In the movie Jewel and Blu got chained together and spent most of the film trying to get the chain off when they finally did they had a fight and went their separate ways until they got reunited at the end of the film.

Joel and Etho got soul bound to each other and spent the first part of double life getting comfortable with each other and making a plan to survive. In limited life they had a rivalry and now in secret life they seem to have reconciled.

Jewel and Blu got chained together = Joel and Etho got soul bound

Jewel and Blu make plans to break the chain = Joel and Etho make plans to survive Double life

Jewel and Blu argue when the chain is broken = Joel and Etho argue the second they see each other in limited life

Jewel and Blu make up = Joel and Etho have made up and ended their rivalry

The similarities between the two aren’t the most obvious and you do have to squint a bit In some places but they are there. But I don’t know I just thought there were some neat similarities between the two things.

#smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #limited life #smalletho #boat boys #headcanon #double life #secret life #ethoslab

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fountainpenguin · 1 month

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From my weekend doodle page:

3 seconds before PiglinMyNose wakes Joel up to film the "Interviewing the part of me obsessed with Etho" segment.

#Hermitcraft #Joel Smallishbeans #PiglinMyNose #For those unaware: PiglinMyNose is Joel's cam account; I headcanon him as Joel's brother and they are friends :)#Sniff and Pig #Pixels Imperfect #mcyt #apparently art #Anatomy is wonky but it made me laugh too much not to post #My son #Boat Boys #traffic soulmates

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strokemycoxswain · 26 days

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don is skinny.

not scrawny, but skinny.

bobby can lay hands anywhere on don’s body and feel the jut of bone, the pull of too-lean hungry muscle.

and the thing is, bobby has never seen don eat much. there’s the dining halls after a win - when he carefully cuts little bites for himself, fork and knife held carefully in his hands. he chews slowly, quietly, like he’s afraid it’ll go too fast.

bobby doesn’t learn about don’s former financial predicament until they’re already so close that don’s bunking in his student apartment regularly. don confides, lips loose from alcohol, that he lived for years in “hooverville,” and would stand outside the factories for hours before the sun came up hoping they’d pick him first, his best meals being plain beans cooked in the can over the fire while getting windburn on his cheeks.

“this couch is so nice.” don says in a small, wistful voice before zonking out on it like his former admission hadn’t completely broke bobby’s heart.

bobby begins to encourage don’s eating from then on without being too on the nose - that no one was going to take it from him. the dining hall will be open and waiting for him at dinner too.

because don’s shoulders are so broad and his legs are so damn long, there’s meant to be a little shape to them, right? or he deserves it, at least.

bobby loves him either way, but he feels giddy when, after a few months of practically hand feeding don, there’s some soft give to his hips and lower belly when bobby pulls him close.

#coxstroke #don hume #bobby moch #the boys in the boat #jack mulhern #bitb headcanon

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sassyandclassy94 · 11 days

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I don’t know if anyone wants a sneak peek at my WIP or not, but I’m gonna give it to you anyway because, well, I can🤗

“Don’s First Date”

Don was deep in thought while he walked to the general store. So much so that he didn’t hear Bobby yelling at him from across the street and the next thing he knew, Bobby was at his side, interrupting his racing mind with a nudge to his side.

“Going deaf on me now, Hume?”

All Don did was shake his head and continued walking.

“So where ya headed?” Bobby had to quicken his pace to keep up with Don’s stride.

“The store.”

#no but guys this is gonna be Don’s first date like… EVER. and I mean EVER.#Bobby’s gonna be all ‘Wait… you mean this is your FIRST EVER date?’ Don will nod yeah and Bobby will be 🫢😯😳💀#yall will get to meet my OC too! I so excited!!#this was inspired by plots and headcanons that groovin2beats and I have been throwing around back and forth #I’m so excited for it!! I’m gonna work on it as hard as I can this week #writing #the boys in the boat #Don Hume #Bobby Moch #these are a few of my favorite things

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beloved-boat-boys-blog · 4 months

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i don't have any boat-boy specific headcannons at the moment (really need to re-watch their dl povs-) so i'm here to ask for your boat boys headcannons :D

ooohhh yes I have headcanons of course of course, have an angsty one to start off this blog >:D

they both still have lingering effects from Double Life and their soulbond. feeling each other's heartbeats and each other's pain during that whole season really did a number on them. they still wake up in cold sweat, clutching at their chests, because they can't feel the other. they still stare at each other in the games/during mcc/when they visit smps, staring specifically at the bruises and scars they don't recognise — the scars they don't share. it all just feels wrong, that they don't share those anymore

ty for the ask!! — Astro

#boat boys #headcanon #angst #double life #life series #answered asks

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savvylittlecoxswain · 12 days

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Bobby’s father, Gaston Moch, immigrated from the Canton of Bern, Switzerland at the rate of 15 to live with his uncle and work at his jewelry store.

From what admittedly little research I’ve done, it seems that people from the Canton of Bern spoke primarily Swiss German circa the 1890s.

So what if Bobby was taught some of the language growing up, but never formally as it was mostly picked up listening to his father (and maybe his uncle). It was probably a lot of little things, individual words and minor profanities and such. And perhaps Bobby’s father began to teach him when he was feeling well enough while staying in the hospital as a way to keep him busy.

In college, Bobby began taking classes on standardized German when his schedule would allow it and found it to be difficult at the start given the many differences between Swiss German and standardized German. But Bobby is nothing if not stubborn, so he worked at it and eventually picked up a fair bit. He enjoys it because he’ll speak a mix of Swiss German and German when he’s home helping out his father in the jewelry shop, and his father seems to light up whenever they engage in his native tongue.

This leads us to the 1936 Berlin Olympics. What if the UW rowing team were being shown around by a German official and a translator. The German official is speaking as they were shown around the facilities with the translator relaying everything to them. But pretty quickly Bobby realizes that the translator is relaying everything to them, that the official is making particular comments and jokes clearly intended for the translator’s ears only. Bobby is growing more and more agitated, doing his best to ignore the snide remarks.

But one hits a nerve and Bobby speaks up like “umm excuse me what did you just say?” And the translator repeats himself but Bobby is like “nonono I’m talking to that guy” and he points to the official. The translator tells him again, definitely annoyed now and so the boys convince Bobby to drop it. They continue the tour but then the translator begins to go over some important information regarding the upcoming days events, maybe when and where they’re expected show up for a pre-race meeting with officials or something equally important, and the things that he’s saying don’t exactly line up with what the official is telling them. Bobby has to speak up now like this is important. The others try to quiet him but he has to figure this out now before they get disqualified due to whatever sabotage is going on here. He’s trying to convince the coaches that something is going on like “but that’s not what he said! He said ABC but he said XYZ.” And then Bobby emphatically jumps into speaking German, but he’s lowkey stressed so it comes out a heavy mix of Swiss German and standard German gibberish so the Germans don’t know what he’s saying. However, they can tell that he knows what they’re saying and grow uncomfortable, eventually admitting that they mixed up the time of the meeting with a different event even though they could tell by that point that it had been no accident.

From then on Bobby begins paying a lot closer attention what’s being said and the coaches and the boys are regularly looking at him to make sure that what they’re being told is true because now they’re nervous.

#Bobby speaking Swiss German #I love the idea of a bilingual Bobby #headcanon #the boys in the boat #bobby moch #boys in the boat #boys n boats #bobby moch is a genius #fic ideas #someone write this please 🙏#this was a lot longer than I planned

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rosegoldenatlas · 1 month

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Smallishbeans hadcanon/au that connects every series he in like a spiderweb of idk anymore

sorry its all in image form I did this while on a four hour drive and it didn't wanna save.

Anyways that's all of it for now. As you can tell I love fae folklore and putting my own spin on it. Byee

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squidinkedcreative · 23 days

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i am sick again (i stg its the weather patterns here or smth bc when i lived in a different climate for 4 yrs, I HARDLY EVER GOT SICK!!!! i still mask everywhere !!!! wtf!!!) so naturally i am thinking abt my blorbos…

watching older joel and etho content has me feeling so many things

JOEL BUILDING THEM A BOAT TO LIVE IN,,,, IN DOUBLE LIFE

and etho being so encouraging yet still teasing to joel the entire time. it was so endearing ngl lmaoo

i havent seen either of their newest episodes of current hc but i have seen a handful of things abt it 💀 oh maaaaaan etho is leaning into the “little shit” part of their dynamic so hard its so funny

it also all has me thinking abt head canons n stuff… so heres some of those heh

-etho comes down w a cold and hes miserable but trying rly hard not to show it, n joel comes in n makes him some food n gets him some warm towels and makes sure he knows hes allowed to take a rest now n then, especially when sick

-etho is not a menthol enjoyer, but joel loves it. he loves vapo rub and menthol cough drops/tea, and it used to make etho nauseous, but he’s slowly beginning to enjoy the smell of it bc it reminds him of joel, but more specifically whiny sick joel who’s very needy

-OH YEAH. joel is so the type to be extra whiny and needy when he’s sick, whereas etho is the opposite. he pretends hes fine until hes literally collapsing lmfao he could have a high grade fever and still insist he can keep working lmfao meanwhile the millisecond joel feels slightly under the weather he’s whining about it and basically throwing himself at etho to take care of him

-i like tho think that gem would stop by with some sick care package stuff if both of them were to get sick, like soup and meds but also comfort stuff as well like snacks, media to watch, maybe a handmade blanket too heh

-etho is immunocompromised teehee so anytime joel gets sick, etho ends up getting sick 2x as hard, thats also why he masks all the time!!!!!!!! but sometimes the sickies r just unavoidable ough

anyway yeah idk what this is i feel feverish and delirious even tho the dr said i had a normal temp this afternoon hope u enjoyed these potentially incorherent smalletho/boat boys ramblings

#boat boys #smalletho #smallishbeans #ethoslab #hermitcraft joel #hermitcraft etho #hermitcraft smallishbeans #hermit headcanons #etho headcanons #smallishbeans headcanons #boat boys headcanons #squid speaks

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box-likes-minecraft · 7 months

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My (correct) opinions

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#trafficblr #last life #3rd life #limited life #headcanons #grian #smallishbeans #boat boys #smalletho #goodtimeswithscar #scar #Spotify

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blorbocedes · 1 year

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professional yacht racer nico rosberg/boat youtuber fernando alonso

this is the most interesting ask I've gotten...... I didn't even know yacht racing was a thing... also fascinating you would make Fernando the youtuber 😭

1. Fernando is a very popular boat youtuber with a million subs and is sponsored by Sunreef yachts. He has a whole production cast to handle logistics, it's a sleek operation visually. He's the personality, he can hang with the greats, review Nadal's yacht while still keeping it real, never overly impressed or awed. Can be pretty ruthless in his race reviews. Speaks his mind. Has a huge adoring audience, who maybe want to fuck him.

Nico is a racer for Sunreef. Nico also avidly watches Alonsailing

3. Nico's a good interview. It's like a PR machine invented him, always on subject, passionate about the environmentalism aspects. Personable and artificial.

Off cameras, Nico's shy. Tries to casually mention he's familiar with Fernando's work, but Fernando grins and goes, "A fan, are you?" and Nico goes pink about it before going haha you got me, now the engine can do... (changes the subject)

4. After the video is wrapped, Nico invites Fernando to dinner to be a hospitable host. It's on one of Nico's personal boats, and not for racing. He jokingly asks Fernando to go easy on him in the review (but also. not joking.) and Fernando replies raising an eyebrow, in jest, if he's asking for special treatment. (Also. not joking.)

Fernando pats the hull, Nico lets him pilot out of the Monaco harbour. It's a gorgeous night out, stars clearer in open waters. The hum of the engine is so quiet, a testament to how much it costs no doubt.

When Fernando looks at Nico directly and says, "she's a thing of beauty, isn't she?" he's not talking about the ⛵️

5. They fuck on the boat. This is essential.

#5 headcanon aus #nico/fernando #i don't know how boats work ok!!!#blorbocedes ask #nervous fanboy but also professional racer nico #who is all too aware of being perceived as a rich daddy's boy #versus fernando who speaks his shit and can see right through him #if you think fernando would be starstruck you're wrong #boat nicolonso

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timeisacircleofangst · 2 years

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Allow me to introduce you to Richard Campbell Gansey III

#the raven cycle #trc gansey #the raven boys #the raven king #boat shoes #funny #trc headcanon #gansey #But look he is wearing the boat shoes #And the polo #And the khakis #Not to mention his mom is a politician #richard gansey #You know you see it too #dree's posts

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meteor752 · 2 years

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The Double life children Headcanons 2, Electric Boogaloo

The babs are back, and they’re more sad than ever 🥳

Here’s a link to the first post with the babies, and here’s the first post with the headcanons

Wes hates being called either Weston or Wesley, or anything like that. His name is just Wes, simple as that, but Novo, Liana, and Jassy all love calling him elongated versions of his name to mess with him. Sometimes they go the extra mile and making up names, like Wessica or Wessandra. It’s the easiest way to rile him up

Novo takes his superstition extremely far. He refuses to leave his home if it’s Friday the 13th, he doesn’t walk under ladders, he puts a lot of faith into four clovers and rabbit feet, Black cats must die, he barely interacts with mirrors in fear of smashing them, he knocks on wood after almost every sentence, he always has salt to throw over his shoulder, he is ecstatic when his palm itches, y’all get the gist. Neither of his parents are particularly superstitious, not anyone around him, so it’s a mystery of where it comes from. He just simply puts a lot of trust in simple luck

Wes is the only one who kinda understands Novo and his superstition. Because of his OCD, Wes is always keeping things straight and orderly, he washes his hands obsessively and tries to keep things clean, he always asks for reassurance by people, he’s always counting things for no reason, he needs his things rearranged in a certain way or else he will cry, he panics over even the smallest decisions because he doesn’t want to make the wrong choice, etc. Novo and Wes don’t question the things the other just feels a need to do, and they find comfort in each other because of it.

Jassy is a big horror fan. She loves reading horror novels in the bowel of the Relation, the multitude of candles as the only light source only adding to the atmosphere. As a bab Joel used to tell her the most horrific stories he could come up with about The Wither, and The Ender Dragon, and The Deep Dark and such. Etho was horrified when he walked in on it one day. Jassy tried to share her interest with Liana when they were teens, and the poor gal couldn’t sleep for a week.

Gertrude on the other hand loves romantic stories. BigB used to tell her these sweet love stories about princesses in castles and knights coming to rescue them (And Ren had his own stories about Kings and their Hands falling in love while defending their homeland), and Gertrude was just enamored. She may be this tough tomboy gal with a chillaxed attitude and not a care in the world, but a happy ending always makes her cry. As a kid she used to fantasize about a charming charismatic man sweeping her off her feet like in the romance stories she reads, and while Novo isn’t exactly what she’d imagined (Partly because he’s 4’11 and twig and she’s 6’5 and bulky as all heck), she wouldn’t trade her gremlin boyfriend for anything.

Jekiv’s zombie-ness makes him unable to sleep. He physically can’t, he just doesn’t get tired like the rest of the people on the server. When he was a baby this was a pain in the ass for Cleo and Scott (And Novo when he wasn’t with Pearl), as Jekiv got bored during the nights with no one to entertain him which resulted in him screaming and crying for attention. Cleo (Who still needed sleep, Jekiv just has messed up Pineal glands or something) almost went insane during this time, trying to keep her fussy baby quiet. As Jekiv grew older he found ways to entertain himself during the nights, like hunting, fishing, reading, farming, or building. Sometimes he spends the whole night with Wes, listening to his heartbeat and breathing all night. It calms him, and Wes likes the cuddles, so it’s a Win-Win situation.

When Liana hatched, she was absolutely disgusting looking, and I say that in the most affectionate way. But like, she was hatched all fleshy and pink and gross because, well, she’s a bird and they are very ugly when first hatched. Scar, who was expecting a fluffy feathery mini-Grian baby actually yelped when he first laid eyes on her, thinking she’d hatched too early. It took just a few weeks for her feathers to grow in though, and then she was just the fluffiest bab either of them had ever seen.

Jassy’s hair is a huge mystery to everyone on the server. She has ridiculous hairstyles that should in no way be possible*, even less stay up as long as it does. She enjoys styling her hair in weird updos, it’s a weird hobby, and Jekiv and Liana enjoys studying the logistics of her hair, so again, Win-Win all around.

*Google ‘Ridiculous anime hairstyles’ or something, and then you get an idea of what Jassy looks like. Her hair defy the laws of gravity and she sees nothing wrong with it

As a tot, Johnny was a wanderer. He never sat still, always going where his nose was pointing, not a single care in the world. This was a problem, because the Ranch is located right by a ravine, and there’s a ton of animals there that could trample him, and a forest that was dark enough to spawn mobs. What I’m basically saying here, is that Johnny was a leash kid. Some of the other pairs made fun of Jimmy and Tango for not being able to keep track of their kid, but like it was the only option, they look away for literally two seconds and he’s gone, toddling away after a butterfly or something. Sometimes he’d slip out of the leash however, which lead to his dads chasing after him like he’s a baby at a construction site in a Looney Toons cartoon.

Despite being nearly adults (Or like actually adults, I have no clue how old the babs are supposed to be okay), Johnny and Gertrude love to roughhouse. They’ve both got some animalistic instincts in them (Gertrude being a dog and Johnny a fecking demon), and you know sometimes you just gotta tussle with the homies. They’re both quite aggressive and it could be a bit scary to watch if you don’t know they’re just doing it for fun, but they do know their limits. Gertrude is usually the one who wins, since she’s so much physically stronger than him, but if Johnny gets riled up enough that demonic wrath will kick in and then she’s in trouble.

Liana swears like a sailor, and has been doing so her entire life. She could stub her toe against a table and spout out a row swear words that makes even the toughest bitch blush, and Grian always gasps in shock and fricking clutches his pearls like an upper class old white lady whenever she does, wherever he may be on the server. It’s the instinct of a strict parent that kicks in.

Lianas favorite parent is Scar, Wes’ is Impulse, Gertrudes is Ren, Jassys is Etho, Novos is Pearl, Jekivs is Cleo, and Johnny doesn’t have a favorite because he’s the only one who grew up with a healthy and steady relationship with both of his parents. Surprisingly, Johnny is the most well adjusted and stable person of the kids, probably on the entire server actually. He’s just here to play the banjo and cuddle his goats, and we love him for it

All the kids used to talk about what they’d want to do when they were old enough to leave the dl server as babs. Jassy and Jekiv wanted to compete in tournaments, Novo wanted to be apart of MCC that his dad often talked about, Wes, Gertrude, and Liana all wanted to join Hermitcraft, and Johnny wanted to start his own server to settle down in. Once they actually got old enough to be allowed to leave the server, and discovered that it was impossible for them, all their dreams were promptly crushed. It was a sad day on the server

In hindsight, the kids are absolutely terrifying. They’re technically all gifts from god, none of them can die (unless their parents do but they don’t even know that), two of them are actual demons, one of them is an undead rotting corpse, one is a star elf who’s absolutely insane, one’s a fucking werewolf, one is a professional assassin and one can swindle you out of all of your possessions and can probably find a way to buy your soul, plus two of them are absolutely jacked and one can speak with Wardens, aka a demonic beast on the underworld. It’s probably good that they weren’t able to leave the server, they could all take over the world with barely any effort.

And yeah that’s it. This is probably the last thing I’ll do with the kids, unless I decide to actually write something with them. Also I thought I’d say this now, yea you’re allowed to make fanart or other fan content of them, I’ve had people contact me and ask if they can and it’s totally cool, just credit me (And tag me because I wanna see :D)

If you made it this far, then I’m treating you with more “Final” designs of the kids under the cut. Except, I can’t draw so I have to make do

Again, kinda rough designs but I still like em :)

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gatitties · 8 months

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War & crack

─Task Force 141 x young!reader

─Summary: some headcanons about your life working with TF141

─Warnings: cliché¿, reader is a gen z

Part two / Halloween special

so... I've been consuming some content about CoD and I know the least about the franchise but the few things I've read have been so good that I couldn't resist writing something too 🫢, sorry if something is out of character since I don't know many things

— You are a threat to society.

— Your parents sent you to the military in the hope that your bad behaviors would disappear, realistically, they were not prepared to be parents either.

— Parental neglect, what a surprise.

— You had many bad influences in your adolescence and free access to the Internet without parental control was like throwing gasoline on the fire.

— Theft, extortion, assault, harassment, banditry, disobedience to authority, fraud, driving without a license, breaking and entering, kidnapping, arson, arms trafficking...

— You had a good record of minor criminal records, the vast majority due to bad friends, but you were already an accomplice.

— Which led you to the fact that when you reached the age of majority, you were enlisted directly into the army without being able to have a choice.

— It wasn't as bad as you thought except for the amount of physical exercise you were subjected to, but you knew how to put up with it.

— Despite being young, in the three years that you served as a cadet, you were sent to many missions, perhaps with the hope of dying since the generals sent you to the front lines of the battle.

— You didn't care, you were feral, careless enough and craving adrenaline, you liked to dance with death in every fight.

— You were the first to run whenever you could to start the attack, after all, all you liked to do was hit, stab or use close-range weapons.

— You lost an arm because of that, you didn't care much because now you have a prosthesis with decorations to your liking.

— Then you were sent to Task Force 141.

— None of the boys expected someone like you, they definitely had a bit of a hard time adjusting to your personality.

— You were a strange combination between Ghost and Soap, going from being a grave to being an explosion of emotions at any moment.

— The first time you saw Ghost you thought he was giving you a side eye and you gave it back to him.

— Later you learned that it's his normal look but you give him the dead look every once in a while.

— Soap and you are not a good combination when you know each other better, he will just give you approval to all the stupid things you see on the internet.

— Gaz might join, but most of the time he just warns you that Price won't be amused.

— Price will look at you like a parent disgusted (but not surprised) by some of your nonsense.

— Confidence sucks, and when you're spouting darkly humorous jokes or about the ways you want to kill yourself because something goes wrong, Price isn't in that boat.

— It's not worth it if you justify it with 'my traumas, my jokes'.

— Honestly, everyone is worried about the number of times you've said you were going to kill yourself for the slightest inconvenience.

— They don't understand most of your current meme references, maybe Gaz, being the second youngest, will pick up on something.

— They were so confused with your attack tactics, because you had practically none, you just jumped in with luck to hit everything you could, which worked every time.

— You will train with Ghost because you are not aware of your surroundings when it comes to fighting.

— The first time they saw your prosthesis they thought a bullet had hit you in the arm, but when you laughed and removed the metal arm shouting 'everything is possible when you're physically disabled' they swallowed their concern.

— You show affection with punches, you punch Soap's shoulder, Gaz's back or Price's side, Ghost... you prefer to communicate with your eyes because the last time you punched him in a friendly way you almost ended up with your shoulder out of its place.

— They can't take you seriously, they really do try but it's impossible, you look like an impulsive teenager who they are babysitting even if you're in your twenties.

— At least it's like that outside the battlefield, you get more serious or focused on the missions.

— Gaz saves your ass whenever you get distracted, which is most of the time, you tell him that he has won heaven but if death wanted to kiss you you weren't going to refuse the offer.

— Seriously, stop with the jokes about your death or depression, Price will get you a psychologist.

— It seems like a joke but Ghost and you end up getting along quite well, it's a quiet and pleasant dynamic, without pressure.

— As with Soap, you know how to adapt a lot to everyone's personalities, as if you were a sponge that absorbs all the likes and disappointments of the boys to get along better.

— You don't give a shit about your own life but you're fighting tooth and nail to protect others.

— Which leads you to almost die once, on top of that, Price scolded you for jumping to try to save them, you didn't care, you'll do it again.

— Squeaks or bangs in the wee hours of the morning? It's you moving the few pieces of furniture in what you can call your own room.

— Someday you'll give the boys a heart attack (Ghost maybe not) because you walk in the dark at night since you tend to stay up late.

— Price will scold you for not sleeping well and drinking so many energy drinks or coffee.

— You will leave random objects in the boys' rooms, like, last time you bought little ducks of different colors and hid them.

— Price denies with a small smile when he sees a yellow duck with a cowboy hat as a paperweight.

— Gaz laughs when he sees a blue duck with an aviator hat in the drawer where he kept his records.

— Soap finds a yellow duck with an umbrella hat next to his bath stuff and fiddles with it when he has time for a long bath.

— Ghost narrows his eyes at the sight of a black duck with sunglasses and gold chains under a pile of clothes in his room, he sighs leaving it in the small window of his room as decoration.

— You are strictly prohibited from bringing any type of animal into the base of operations as a pet, once you wanted to have a raccoon, a tarantula, a snake, you even named a cockroach you saw in the kitchen.

—Just- no.

— So you chose to have a carnivorous plant as a pet, it was acceptable at least.

— You are also prohibited from cooking without supervision.

— You're like a new world for them, but honestly, they wouldn't know what they would do if something happened to you now that you've earned their love.

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