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kogglyuffs · 4 months

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the ultimate cookie show

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tongues--and--teeth · 1 month

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Post-War Golden Cheese and Dark Cacao my beloveds <3

#I have REASONS for my design choices #Also based of the HC that after the Dark Flour War GC stayed in the Cacao Kingdom until she was able to develop enough supportive tech #to actually make the city of gold. bc like. in canon she did say that even making major CHANGES to the CoG would put crazy strain on her SJ #much less creating it from scratch #kind of lower quality than I usually post but I'm in a slump rn #DC kind of looks like shit but this is the like 4th iteration of his outfit #and you'd have to legit torture me to make me draw a 5th #golden cheese cookie #golden cheese crk #dark cacao cookie #dark cacao crk #you can tag as ship irdc #crk #crk fanart #cookie run kingdom #Please someone give me incentive to tell the world about the AU surrounding this I swear its interesting #im gnawing at my cage bars please someone let me someone please give me the go ahead guys please I swear it's interesting #cookie run au #cookie run fanart #artists on tumblr #digital artist #drawing #teethart

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peppermintstarsonamintyway · 1 month

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I uneldered Elder Faerie Cookie :D

I'd like to think back when things were just starting out with the virtues and him, he was named Moonflower before becoming, well, Elder Faerie- anyway here he is

not so elder Elder Faerie, or otherwise Moonflower as I'm gonna call him :>

enjoy elder faerie nation you get to see your boy at like maybe confused teen to young adult stage i dunno

tags for some moots I figure might wanna see it: @xaytheloser @undeadvinyls @snail-noodle @onesacrificiallamb

and for anyone who may want to turn him into a sticker and smack him onto an item-

here's the bordered version, you can now turn him into a sticker, if you can figure out how to do it (i have no clue how to do it myself good luck)

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #cookie run fanart #crk fanart #cookie run kingdom fanart #elder faerie cookie #or as i will be calling this boyo;#moonflower cookie #fuckin' love this bugger i absolutely did hella good on this design #i am proud af of myself i am going to violently say fuck what anyone else has to say i did good #LOOK AT THAT MANS I FUCKING LOVE HIM I DID SO DAMN GOOD #WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-#but anyway yeah y'all are free to turn him into a sticker if he want #same with that dark choco drawing i did the other day #the white boarder is there for a reason to stickerfy the buggers if you wish to i ain't go no complaints #you don't even have to ask me if you can!!#just go ahead and make those stickers and give yourself some serotonin!! hell some dopamine!! make those braincells go brr!!#alright i'm out dumbasses (/lh /aff) i'm gonna go give myself serotonin over doodling ocs

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bluebutlikenotalways · 11 days

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Laddies we got an Au

Long post below the cut and some disturbing imagery, so be advised.

So it takes place after Pearl sunk Abalone and his fleeting. This time however her sisters actually stuck around to check on her after everything and actually managed to help her open up…some how.

Though her heart wasn’t stained black she will never be the same.

However she was able to build up the strength to talk to Lord Oyster again. She never fully forgave him for giving away her pearl, but he was there after the attacks to take care of the pirates who had somehow managed to avoid dying to take them to justice. This showed the mermaids that some cookies could be trusted. Because of this Pearl became a guardian for The House of Oyster and oh boy did that do wonders for their reputation!

With her making peace with all her pain she didn’t fully become Black Pearl and is kinda grey(-ish purple) I need to work on her design a bit more obviously, but she followed a lot closer to Crimson and takes her job as a protector seriously enough. Some may wonder if she enjoys a good fight more than defending her friends.

Also her sister and Frilled Jellyfish have her tokens to try and brighten her up some.

Through all this Lord Oyster swore he would redeem himself to his moon (she asked him not to call her that anymore lol) So he dedicated a good chunk of resources to trying to locate her pearl! This mission was passed down through the generations until finally…

Oyster Cookie had finally gotten a big lead and was able to send one of the best captains and his crew out to try and recover it.

Unfortunately they ran into a slight problem.

The sea the pearl was said to be found in was rough and could capsize a ship twice their size. Caviar wanted to go alone, but with a crew as stubborn as he they braved it together as one! (Candy Diver died in a different accident and Caviar still managed to find them and bring them aboard because he’s just that good at sniffing out crew mates.)

Alas it wasn’t just a storm.

It was a trap.

A band of pirates forged a letter hoping Oyster herself would show up so they could get a nice tidy ransom, but when a harder than nails crew showed up in their place they were far from pleased.

The Salty Shark crew hold their ground well, but being outnumbered four to one never seems to end in your favour.

Caviar was the last to go down and was thrown overboard to his watery grave like the rest of his crew. After The Silent’s crew was demolished completely the pirates set out to “commandeer” her, but immediately things started to go wrong for them. Things went so wrong that at least two were killed on their scramble to get off the boat while many more met their soggy fates as they threw themselves overboard in preference to whatever was on their with them.

Guess what movie franchise this is based on :D

As the legend says the captain pulled himself up out of the deep that night and sails his waters of the Duskgloom searching for his crew to bring them safely aboard and finally leave that damned place. However the captain’s kindness runs short with strangers who cross his path, especially those who fly the skull and crossbones.

The Silent is still under his full command and all orders are carried out will full efficiency.

Now Oyster wanted the return of her pearl to be a surprise with a big celebration after, but when the captain never returned and those she sent to look for him disappeared she had few other choices than to send her most capable guard.

#black pearl cookie #captain caviar cookie #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #oh his I don’t want to tag all those characters #uhh #candy diver cookie #oyster cookie #lord oyster cookie #swap au #caviar didn’t actually kill his rescue crew. he just kinda dumped them on an island because they freaked the fuck out when they saw him #also they tried to take him out of there without his crew and as we all know “no cookie left behind!#they might end up dead there tho. it’s not a very big island.#the oysters are fun to draw tho! why did no one tell me this?#pls look how I drew blue in that dumb fuck family guy death pose with a comidic amount of strawberry jelly #I think it’s dumb and funny #also the face caviar’s ‘bones’ are coral that got stuck in his dough because cookies don’t have bones #AND HIS HAIR IS REPLACED WITH KELL (except for the caviar because it fit real well)#originally I was going to give him a puffer fish that hung out by his side or on his belt but then I was like he already has Candy Diver’s #eyes on his headband. do I really need to be any more in the nose here?#body horror #blood

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psychologicalwarclaire · 2 months

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Apparently 11k isn't long enough

#when i say it's going i mean it's going and it won't stop #i want to say that i think I've done all i can but OHHH NO I'm sure I'll be struck with something else that needs to happen #anyway #enjoy the drawings i did instead of writing #chapter 25 is already giving me problems and I'm not even done with chapter 24!#we'll get there soon #i promise #cookie crumbs #my art #traditional art #writer problems #writers on tumblr #swsa

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xysidhequeen · 2 years

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This is for The King and His Red Knight AU

It's a text convo that may or may not get included in part 13. Just in case it doesn't get included I wanted to show everyone. I worked very hard on it.

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coquelicoq · 3 months

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post-canon every single member of kimcom likes to spoon kim dokja. nonsexually. it's just nice to know he's alive and there and feel his chest rise and fall within the circle of your arms. try to do something stupid now asshole. oh you can't? because of my octopus impression? that's right. take THAT. however i will make one exception for yoo joonghyuk. yoo joonghyuk may want to spoon kim dokja, but he never gets the opportunity because kim dokja wants to spoon him more. so the sleeping arrangement is yjh>kdj>all other kimcom members on rotation. actually i take it back there's one other household member who doesn't want to spoon kim dokja and it's yoo mia, but that's fine because she's one of the only people (besides kim dokja) who yoo joonghyuk would be comfortable spooning. so there's probably times when it's yma>yjh>kdj>today's lucky winner.

incidentally this is also the order for the doing-each-other's-hair train because while yoo mia WILL allow other people to do her hair, no one wants to because she always compares their skills unfavorably to her brother's. and she's really articulate about it. just utterly scathing. one time her criticism was so devastatingly, accurately incisive that she made lee hyunsung cry. yoo joonghyuk spooned him that night to cheer him up and yoo mia was so mad about it that lee hyunsung had to leave the country for a couple weeks. the household learned a valuable lesson that day. it's best not to disturb the delicate spooning/hair-train balance.

#i love how often the webtoon shows people giving their injured teammates piggyback rides #like yeah that is way easier than a bridal carry. good weight distribution #but also it means when they go into Spoon Mode they're like. hey this is familiar!#anyway kimcom totally has a schedule for who gets to spoon kim dokja because otherwise shin yoosung and lee gilyoung would #resort to murder #also han sooyoung was hogging him and pretending it didn't count because it was her clones doing it #(classic excuse. it wasn't me. it was my clone! my clone stole the cookie from the cookie jar! my clone ate my homework!!)#kim dokja figures out that there's a schedule but he thinks it's like. a chore for them instead of something they're fighting over #because he is an idiot 😎👍#the other sleeping arrangement is kim dokja lying on his back and one person on each side cuddling up to him #that's the default when yjh isn't around for kdj to spoon. which doesn't happen very often #if anyone asks no i did NOT start crying the last time someone spooned me because i was incredibly touch-starved. utter lies #totally untrue and also completely irrelevant to the matter at hand #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #my posts #f #kdj #orv spoilers #i guess??#kimcom in the situation room trying to strategize how to turn him back into a squid so they can all have a tentacle to cuddle #kim dokja only has two hands and like ten people who want to clutch him to their bosom...but what if he had MORE than two hands?#he has before and he can again. as god is their witness

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hyakunana · 1 year

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"I think you should know, this is something I'll never forget."

Happy Dawning!! And Happy New Year!! 8D

#destiny #destiny 2 #destiny the game #bungie #destiny art #season of the seraph #hunter guardian #the young wolf #the exo stranger #elisabeth bray #elsie bray #oc x canon #fanart #comic #feat mara ana and camrin i'll not add the tags bc of small appearances #and obligatory fish the pouka ofc #set during sotseraph week 2 and first week of dawning #bc i began working in the idea by them but just finished it now #wATCH ME CATCH UP ON LAST DAWNING I MISSED HHHHHHHHH #seriously considering if i'll justify that in my oc lore or just pretend i did give her cookies jxcbxibvxiui #SCHEDULING THIS DURING NEW YEAR'S MIDNIGHT BC I DESERVE THIS #as I schedule this i still have a lot to work on today wHY AM I THIS KIND OF PERSON HUH #I STILL GOTTA BEGIN WORKING ON MY WEEK COMICS YELP #but elsie and alfa are priority - for me at least #speakin of priority SOTSERAPH DEFINITELY BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR AND SO FAR MY FAV SEASON OF ALL #WE LIVE IN THE TIMELINE WHERE ELSIE GETS EXCITED TO MEET ANA'S GIRLFRIEND #THE TIMELINE RASPUTIN ROASTS CLOVIS AT EVERY SINGLE OPPORTUNITY #THE TIMELINE MARA TURNS TO ELSIE AND SAY 'THE LINE BETWEEN CONTROL AND PROTECTION IS SO VERY THIN'#THE TIMELINE - ok polux we get it - ELSIE TURNS TO ERAMIS AND SAYS SHE STILL CAN DEFY THE WITNESS #THE TIMELINE - omg someone shut her up - RASPUTIN GETS EMOTIONAL SEEING THE BRAY SISTERS TOGETHER

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yarart4ever · 2 years

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@darkcrowprincess OOH I JUST CAME UP WITH SOMETHING- DBSBDBBD

*Po and the furious five were beating up a bunch of bad guys as per usual in the valley, whilst confronting them, the wolf bandits start mocking Po and Tigress*

Wolf bandit leader to Tigress: "HAHAHA! Sorry to break it to you, kitty, but you and your pudgy boyfriend are no match for us!"

Tigress, growling: "'kitty'?"

Po, taking a double take: "wait- 'BOYFRIEND'???"

The five and the group of bandits they're beating up: *freezes midfight* "uh oh."

Tigress, pounding her fist together: "I'll show you who's a kitty-"

Po, holding Tigress back: "WHOA WHOA WHOA FREEZE, PAUSE, TIMEOUT- I'M NOT- ME AND TIGRESS ARE NOT TOGETHER!"

The bandit leader: "you're not?"

The five and the rest of the bandits: "you're not??"

Tigress, surprisingly: "we're not?"

Po, flustered and sputtering: "wha-HUH-WAIT WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT??"

#tigress a little bit after the fight: i thought we were together in a team?#po: oooh... that's what you meant-#tigress: what did you THINK i meant?#po: *flustered* i... well... you know what? it doesn't matter #po: but yes we are together as a team :D #monkey: aww man- they just team-zoned each other ;-;#crane: and YOU owe me a batch of those almond cookies 😏#monkey: dang it #NDNDJDHRBE THIS IS GIVING ME BRAINROT AAAA #kung fu panda #kfp #yarart says #pandom #master tigress #po ping #tigress x po #po x tigress #tipo #<33333

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blujayonthewing · 5 days

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IN MY DOVE FUCKING PROMISES???

#DIRE. BLEAK.#this is our stock chocolate so I essentially never even look at the wrappers anymore much less read them #because they're you know... trite at best and I'm just here for the chocolate #WHEN did they put HUSTLE CULTURE in my TRITE PLATITUDES FOR MIDDLE AGED MOMS CANDY???? HELLO #this is not AS dire or bleak as the fortune cookies we've been getting that have. I swear to god. ads. on the back #but it's giving me a similar rage despite lacking the sense of... violation/ intrusion that an ad on a fortune cookie fortune has #LIKE I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE DOVE SENTIMENTS. THEY'RE ALWAYS LAME BUT THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS #ON PRINCIPLE. YOU ARE THE LIVE LAUGH LOVE OF CHOCOLATE WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO HUSTLE!! FUCK OFF!!!!#about me

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diaryofamadsunwukongfan · 2 months

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Case file #101: Adam Taurus

Race: Faunus

Nationality: Atlas

Ethnicity: Mantlecean

Weapon: Wilt & Blush (note: resembles a SDC weapon prototype that was stolen about 5 years ago. The blade stores kinetic energy that is then released in the form of harsh destruction rays.)

Gender: Man

Sexuality: Gynephiliac (This information was obtained from a double agent in Menagiere)

Current Age: 21

Aura Color: Red

Handedness: Right

Complexion: Pale

Eye Color: Pale blue

Faunus trait: Bull horns (Adam has both the strength and Endurance of a Bull, according to reports.)

Occupation: White Fang Vale branch leader

Previous Occuppation: White Fang Black ops commander (Classified)

13 years ago, Adam Taurus (note: last name constructed) became the subject of a world known, yet private court case against the SDC where a brand over his left eye was used as evidence of several claims of Faunus workplace abuse. The accusers in the court case were the two leaders of the White Fang, Ghira Bête & Sienna Khan. The White Fang won the court case and an anti neo-slavery bill was passed throughout Atlas-Mantle as a result. Adam, who had recently lost his mother at the time and was a still a minor, was adopted by Sienna Khan who took him to Menagiere.

... unfortunately, 5 years ago Ghira and his wife Kali Bête were assasinated at a Faunus rally somewhere in rural Sanus. They survive by their only daughter, Blake Bête. Since then, the White Fang has cultivated a [CLASSIFIED] organization under the leadership of Sienna Khan. The leaders of the White Fang under Sienna include Adam (Vale branch leader) and Fennec & Corsac Albain (Religous leaders). Attempts by the White Fang to establish an Atlas branch have been stopped by the council (note: countinue to stop them. watch all WF gatherings in Atlas).

WARNING: ONLY MEMBERS WITH LV.5 CLARENCE ARE ALLOWED TO READ BELOW

The White Fang has a Black Ops organization being used to carry out robberies and assasinations in all of Renment. The leader of the Black Ops is Adam Taurus, with Illia Amitola (note: needs a case file) and Blake Bête (has carried out 8 known assasinations on Faunus hate groups, currently missing, needs a case file) as sub commanders. All three serve as de-facto leaders of the White Fang in the event Sienna Khan is killed (note: Do NOT assasinate Sienna Khan, it will lead to race riots. Limit anti White Fang activity to covert operations).

Adam is wanted for the murders of 64 individuals in Atlas, all of whom are connected to the SDC (note: at least 20 were family members). If spotted, do NOT kill him, he is to be captured alive under all circumstances. Allow him to flee if he cannot be captured.

[The writing below is a transcript from a page recovered from a mansion attacked by the White Fang. It is believed to come from Adam Taurus, written by him and then stabbed to the wall.]

"...your father is a white demon. He told me he loved me and would take me to Atlas, but after I gave him what he wanted he left me down here in his mines. Adam, I need you to find your father. And when you do, I want you to kill him. And his wife. And their children. Kill every human on this earth so I can forgive giving birth to a half-"

"I WILL DO IT MOM"

[End of paper dialouge]

#rwby fix it fic #rwby rewrite #rwby au #rwby #rwde #adam taurus #ghira belladonna #sienna khan #omg I am totally doing something #illia amitola #blake belladonna #writers: Adam is a branded former slave #me: but how can I make his backstory more dramatic/traumatic?#devil on my shoulder #“Adam's mom got tricked by Jacques Schnee to give him a cookie from the nookie jar so she raised her son to eant to kill all white people #i mean faunus“#me: GOLD #I didn't get to touch on Adam's relationship with Blake tho #;_;#I wanted to touch on how Adam and Jacques are like yin & yang #where Jacques is abusive because he only loves himself #and Adam is abusive because he loves people too much and has a distorted view of the world around him #how Jacques keeps belitttling Weiss cuz he just dont like her #while Adam keeps belittling Blake cuz she reminds him of his dead mom that he wanted to “save”#when really Blake just had depression after her parents died and when she finnaly starts to feel like herself again she realizes that Adam #is batshit and crazy about her but in a bad way #and he keeps talking over her concerns about how the WF keeps getting more violent because he thinks he knows better than her #so when Blake leaves the White Fang Adam just thinks she lost it like his mom did before she died #when really she was overcome with guilt and wanted to try walking a different path #OMG I RAN OUT OF TAGS TO RANT IN!!!

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illdothehotvoice · 8 months

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Anyways I will never get over how cool it is that UT plushies have little extra items in them but you have to rip them open to get to them ddhsjgknsfh. I've always thought of it as it mirroring a No Mercy run cause you know there's something more to it but you have to hurt them to see it/find out qwq it's so neat and cool and also isn't it so interesting that every Deltarune Plush has something in it besides Lancer dshgjkgdsgfdh.

#Originally i thought that last bit was interesting cause we only had lancer and ralsei at the time and ralsei DID have something #so that tied him to Undertale in a weird way???#But now I believer Jevil and Spamton ALSO have something in them so now that weird connection is to the secret bosses????#idk it could just be as simple as Lancer being a sweet boy and them not wanting to encourage people to rip him open dshgjkfdh #but also it's so interesting to me cause it's not like there aren't spoiler free items they could have put in him???#like a lancer cookie???#idk we'll see if anything comes of that I know Toby is pretty adamant about not giving things away outside of the game itself

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nexo-nex · 1 month

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i am a firm believer that ginger would be so popular in the fandom if 1. she had just a tad more screentime and 2. if her main outfit wasnt so hideous

#b.txt #eah #ginger breadhouse #i love ginger and i am sad that shes so underrated...#she has such a perfect aesthetic w the whole cooking/sweets thing going on w her #but her main outfit doesnt do her justice. i feel her sugar coated design looks cuter tho the ponytails are iconic in her design #and also mattel just hates giving any amount of screentime or merchandise to any non white characters on eah smh #and she has sooo little screentime and is so misused in the story and it drives me so mad and crazy and aaaaaaa #another thing: whoever made the rumor that shes not a human and shes a humanoid cookie girl im gonna blow up your house #cause that did irreparable damage to any conversation revolving about her

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pixelatedraindrops · 9 months

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NDA 🌡️ Sprite Edits

Okay I tormented Yuma enough

Time to torment everyone else 🌡️

Yuma

Shinigami

Makoto

Peacekeepers

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tirfpikachu · 2 months

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broooo not my ex making posts abt how hard it is to come to terms with being conventionally attractive while having low self-esteem issues and how wild it is to get compliments randomly on their appearance when they go out and how they're worried that their new transmasc boytoy is only into them bc they're hot -_- i'm tired... meanwhile i'm just seen as a gremlin now that i'm not hyperfem... they truly have the biggest issues in the world lol

also they were like "omg turns out i'm not ace i just needed a bf lol" and i'm like yeah. i know. you've been lusting after male characters for years. you were horny as fuck just not for me bc i didn't transition. you only made moves on me when you were bored, lonely or drunk. i always asked if that was the case and you were like no baby it's just your insecurities i don't need you to transition uwu. for 5 years. my trust issues are thru the roof now yayyyyy /dies