#? idk man might as well

[corantus]

butch nonspecific bean bag bears. they should let me design toys for children actually

their names are handy, married, grease, and freak ❤️

#original #beanie babies #? idk man might as well #these would be such good stickers ..who said that #i would love to write the little poems for them

[flowerimiya]

my reaction every time we get new information on Fyodor:

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #sigma bsd #fyodor bsd #atp he might as well be jesus #maybe he’s like #idk man #chapter 114 #bsd 114 #this panel is so good

[nyaagolor]

Good morning I’m thinking about the von Karmas and gunshot wounds. Contrary to popular belief, in most cases you don’t really want to take out a bullet unless you absolutely have to, since digging around in there causes more soft tissue damage and opens more possibilities for infection. One of the few places that bullets are almost always taken out, ironically, is the shoulder. Shoulders have a lot of important junk in them, and over time, the bullet crushes, tears, and destroys what’s around it, leading to nerve damage, loss of function in the arm, chronic pain, etc etc. It's kinda like shoving a rock in a really delicate machine and leaving it rattling around in there. Even if the wound itself was minor, the act of leaving the bullet in just steadily makes things worse If a bullet is removed from a non-complex gunshot wound to the shoulder, it’s not uncommon to get all your function back with minimal pain within months. If you don’t, the bullet just quite literally tears you up inside for the rest of your life And ain’t That a fun metaphor

#franziska von karma #manfred von karma #ace attorney #unrelated but based on dialogue I think both of their GSWs were low velocity from a .22 handgun. Just based on their injury presentation #intra-articular and with no vascular / nerve damage i would think. Prolly no fracture #manfred might have had complications he's hiding well bc that man should NOT have good arm function. but idk #mod vex #I have so many thoughts about the von karmas and those GSWs. Too many

[1-800-luvmail]

[ read part one w/ price here ! ]

reader who would rather skydive without a parachute than have their self sufficiency questioned vs cod men [ 2 / ? ]

könig assumed that when you invited him to bake with you, it was going to be a cute little activity for the two of you to do. a simple afternoon in your kitchen, making some baked goods to enjoy later.

he could not be more fucking wrong. you bake up a storm, leaving trails of flour, baking soda, sugar and whatever other substances you've used in your wake. you also seem to be eyeballing every single measurement. it's chaos. he's never seen a more disorganized process of making red velvet cupcakes.

the worst part is, könig can't seem to understand why he's even there.

"hey can you pass me th— nevermind, i got it." you say, standing on the tips of your toes to reach a bag of chocolate chips which was just a little too high. he's just a whole 6'10 ft of useless, standing in your kitchen, and getting in the way.

so instead of waiting for instructions, he choses to make himself helpful by attempting to clean as you bake. it works smoothly for the most part. he wipes up any milk you've spilt on the counter, places a batter covered spoon in the sink to be washed later (not before taking a little taste of course... and mess be damned, you're good at baking even if the sample he got was raw), and moves the bowls you don't quite need yet out of the way.

everything is going fine. you're talking to him like this is the most calming activity on earth and he's replying with little hums of acknowledgement and nods as he swiftly tries to get a little more batter from the whisk you've just stopped using.

"hey— no. you're gonna get sick. there's raw egg in there." you chide, just as he's about to sneak a lick. he wonders how you even noticed, considering you seem to be using 110% of your concentration on filling up the cupcake liners with just enough batter for each cupcake to be roughly the same size, which happens to be the only semblance of consistency you've had this entire baking session.

"i'm not going to die because of a little batter." he counters, amused by your concern. he can't help but chuckle.

you snort, rolling your eyes. "famous last words of an impatient man."

eventually, your baking frenzy subsides. the red velvet cupcakes are cooled after being pulled fresh out of the oven, you've made an insanely good homemade cream cheese icing to go on top (which you begrudgingly allow him one taste of. one.), and it's time to decorate. you've piped on most of the icing already, but the unsatisfied stare you give your baked goods allows him to piece together it isn't over yet.

"i think these need sprinkles." you murmur after a moment. your eyes glance around and eventually land on possibly the highest shelf in the kitchen. where the sprinkles just so happen to be. he tries to supress laughter when he sees the disbelief on your face. "motherfu—"

"i will get it." könig interrupts, stepping towards the shelf. you step in front of him, blocking him from getting there, hauling a chair with you.

"nope. won't need to. 'm innovative." he watches you set up the chair and get ready to climb up— only to gently grab your forearm and tug you back.

"famous last words of a stupid person." he scoffs, echoing your words from earlier.

you shoot him an exasperated look as you wriggle out of his grasp.

"c'mon, i do this like, what— all the time? hasn't killed me yet." you say, pointing at the shelf. "it's not that high. i'll just climb up to reach it."

"or you could swallow your pride and allow me to get it."

"and what fun would that be?"

he sighs at your response, rubbing the bridge of his nose as he mutters something to himself. probably in german. not like you could hear. you were too busy staring up at the shelf and getting the chair set up.

on one hand, könig wants to help to prevent you from potentially falling and eating shit, but on the other, he knows you well enough to understand there's no stopping you. so instead, he settles for a compromise.

könig moves the chair out of the way.

"i said, i'm getting it by myself. i kinda need the chair for that." you huff, glancing back at him, only to watch as he lowers himself, arms wrapping around your legs. "hey wh—"

before you can process, you're hoisted up into the air with a startling ease.

"alright," he isn't even trying to hide his smirk as he lifts you up, high enough to reach the shelf, "you can get it."

#val's 💭 #cod mw2 #cod mwii #cod warzone #call of duty #könig #könig x reader #he'll literally b ur personal ladder idk what to say #he's strong. and tall. might as well make the most out of it #i've actually had severe könig brainrot and honestly as someone who dgaf abt this man usually itz a welcome change #hes such a kyutie :33

[haahka]

Kinnporsche x textposts pt. 14: Simply VegasPete [more]

#idk man these just kept piling up so might as well post a bunch at once #kinnporsche #kpts #kinnporsche memes #vegaspete #myedit #kptp:mine

[starzovermarz]

Some Spidey + DP doodles :]

and also Tracer.

#spider man fanart #spider man #deadpool #deadpool fanart #spideypool #? #yeah. spideypool #tracer #idk why i felt like drawing her alonside them #but she gets to stay. #bro Spidey is RANTING #no idea whay he's saying tho. #I was just gonna draw dp in his cutesy pose talking on a flip phone #but I decided I might as well draw the other side of the conversation. #eh it was mostly an excuse to draw spider man and deadpool together <3 #my art ☆

[asliceofzosan]

i've seen figure skater sanji and hockey player zoro before. idk if its been explored but i'd love to put it out there:

hockey player sanji (specifically goalie bc he desperately wants to avoid being checked) and then pairs skater zoro.

pairs skater zoro's long time partner has been nami. though many people ship them together a Lot, they just know each other super well. Well enough to try dating and both of them realized they don't swing that way. in fact, it makes them a really good team. they fought long and hard to claim top spots in competitions because they portray a chemistry that's separate from the rest. plus zoro can carry nami like she weighs fucking nothing. so their lifts are so much more dynamic. they even have a whole next to impossible combination that they're trying to get the ISU to name after them officially.

sanji plays for the East Blue Straw Hats in the Grand Line Hockey League – a formidable rookie group that took down lots of big names in the preseason. they want to make it all the way to the postseason playoff finals but always seem to fall short. but theyre so determined. they reignited a lot of old sparks that were no longer there for old fans and brought in new and curious fans. sanji is the starter goalie and a damn good one at that. it makes sense bc goalies are often doing splits on the ice just to make a save. he's perfected the technique that utilizes just his legs to make saves that make the crowd go fuckin insane.

we have the usual "i booked the rink to practice before you did" trope but a little more spice. in actuality, sanji loves watching pairs skating competitions. his favorite pair rn is franky and robin (mostly for robin). and he adamantly does not want to admit to anyone that he watches zoro and nami's routines much more frequently. (and if anyone asks, he always says its bc of nami. its never just bc of nami.) and zoro's besties with luffy so he always watches their matches even if he barely understands the rules. and he definitely does not stare at a certain blond starter goalie most of the match thats fucking ridiculous

one day zoro and sanji are invited to do one of those comparison videos between hockey players and figure skaters. both get to laugh at the other even Attempting to do their sport. zoro frankly looks ridiculous in all of sanji's usual goalie get-up. and sanji couldn't land an euler to save his life. the video producer suggests they try a simple pairs skating routine. sanji is like "oh i couldn't do that–hEY WHAT THE FUCK MOSSHEAD PUT ME DOWN" because zoro lifted sanji and had him sat on his shoulder like it was normal.

zoro smirks, "you might be lighter than nami, actually. wanna be my new partner?"

sanji knees him in the stomach before skating away while blushing so hard he could melt the ice beneath him.

#listen #both figure skating (most especially pairs skating and ice dancing) AND hockey were my hyperfixations at one point #and zoro? built like a pairs skating man #sanji? has the ass of a hockey player #iT MAKES SENSE TO ME ! #but also the dichotomy of zoro doing a graceful sport and sanji in a fast paced brutal game #idk man im too tired to psychoanalyze why i think pairs skating actually works well with zoro's philosophy on strength and balance #and sanji's phobia of being checked tied to many little league games that led him to become a formidable goalie #i COULD GO ON #But i will sleep instead #one piece #sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #niki's log: op #niki's fics: checks and balances #dO YOU GET THE PUN IN THE TITLE GOD IM SO ANNOYING !!!!! #lowkey my contribution to zosan week even if it might not fit any promprs #i just wanna feel included

[vioisgoinginsane]

They say twins are more likely to have twins, yknow (cw: pregnancy)

Floyd/jade: How many kids do you want us to have?

Yuu/fem!Reader: hmmm... One. To have and to spoil rotten

*flashfoward to the ultrasound room*

Doctor: Congratulations. It's twins.

Y/n: *turns to her husband* You just couldn't help yourself, could you?

*flash foward to the delivery room*

Doc: so there seems to be a third one incoming...

Y/n: WHAT!?!

Doc: do NOT panic! You are doing great! You've all been doing great!

Y/n: NO YOU DON'T GET IT WE DIDN'T EVEN DISCUSS A THIRD NAME IF I'M NOT THERE HE'S GONNA PICK THE STUPIDEST NAME- AUGHH CRAMP!!

#i could picture jade trying to name his kid after a mushroom altho this might mean i just consumed too many memes #he'd just give you a scare about that #floyd i don't know i feel like he'd be like 'well how am i supposed to know before I've even seen them?' #hold his newborn and be like 'yeah you look like an Ariel' or something #idk man #twst #twst incorrect quotes #twst x yuu #twst x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd x reader #twst octavinelle #i didn't choose the octavinelle brainrot the brainrot chose me #twisted wonderland #fem!yuu #fem!reader

[moussofshroom]

lusan and the crane wives???

#one piece #sanji #monkey d luffy #lusan #sanlu #gear 5 luffy #sanji vinsmoke #spoilers #i think? idk man i think almost everyone’s been spoiled for gear 5 luffy woops 😭 #anyways uhhh this is a presentation of my multiple styles??? i have some more so i might use them in the future… #i wake up everyday and decided whether to ship lusan or kobylu #the crane wives songs fit lusan so well

[faerygardenparty]

Do you see my vision

#I should’ve posted this to my comics blog but I still haven’t linked that to this acc yet ah well #based on text conversations w my friend #anyway take it #fae.txt #marvel #spider man #spideypool #spideytorch #spideydevil #spideycat #spideyvenom #Jesus idk all these ship names ok um #petermj #petergwen #spideysilk #I think #parksborn #I might move spideysilk to the doomed yaoi category #hmm

[xxrat--punkxx]

Vashie having a bath, that is all

#i posted this kn my other socials um *checks watch* fkn 2 weeks ago... #tumblr i am sorry i do just forget sbout you sometimes #with love obviously #anyway this was inspired by real events as i took vashie on holday w me and he got dirty so i vleaned him loollll #i will probably (not) pose those photos as well but alas #idk man might turn yhese into stickers one day... who knows #my art #trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #vash #vash trigun #trigun vash #trigun 2023 #trigun fanart #trigun art #vashie #vash plush #vash plushie #teru vash

[saturnaous]

can you tell that. (sounds of me getting conked in the head with a frying pan)

the original post I kinda did for this au

this is uhhh. a redraw of my au on this. scene thing fron the manga. but you can tell the quality difference.

#this wasn't how I fucking. planned to do this. I thought I might clean it up and do some lineart or something. maybe color idk. but then. #I decided well lets see what it'll jsut look like in like black and white on the sketch :) and then. I didn't fucking do that and it. this #hourgrguhrugrhgr. Can you tell I hate doing absolutely anything. ugruhrugrhnrughhurgnu WAILS UNCONTROLLABLY WRITHES AROUND ON THE FLOOR #spenxer lou art #lou is an artist #fma #fmab #fma brotherhood #fma au #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #alphonse elric #edward elric #grauraguhuhaurguahrugaruraugraurhaurgaurhaugr. writhes around like a dry fish #litearlly drawing ed's armor was fucking!!! cruel!!! why is there no reference of this man I'm SCREAMING WAILS IN ANGUISH I HATE EVERYTHING

[niqhtmeep]

man I haven’t even finished the first chapter yet

ANYWAYS HERE

this is a drawing for @naffeclipse’s newest story; Alex polarity‼️ Cool asf btw go read it 🫵

I’m like midway through it atcm 😎 so good I’m licking the crumbs off of my fingers

eclipse is so bad /aff rip y/n

also sorry this is kinda lazy!! I really loved the descriptions of the scenery, the white skies and the blue-ish ice; it’s just so gorgeous and I HOPE I CAPTURED IT 😭 hedjsjdcsn it’s not perfect but 🫶

#Man I can do better than this #This might as well be like… a draft drawing #But here u go‼️Time to read the rest #Idk if this counts as spoilers but #Apex Polarity spoilers #Mfnfdmfdnfm me when eclipses : 😍 #Y/N is so much better than me /j #Fnaf eclipse #Y/N #fnaf fanart #art #artwork

[hermanunworthy]

its always where are the clowns and never how is the clown </3

#this looks like vent art. it might as well be #ive been struggling w digital art lately idk why in gods name i thought doing something weird and experimental would help but. oh well #anyways i miss the herm man #hermie the unworthy #hermie unworthy #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads fanart #blood #cw blood #my art

[kurapixel]

#cyrus albright #therion #octopath traveler #not meant to be cytheri drawing but i ship it so it might as well be 👍 #idk why i went so hard on rendering #man i need to order this for otakon too huh #edit: i went on twit to repost this and apparently its octopath's 5th anniversary. happy 5th anniversary! i totally planned this!!!

[ohitslen]

I am here, once again, with my Ao No Flag propaganda

These two specific panels of Toma were the thing that made me think over a year ago “Man. I want to be like that too” as in KAITO drawing expression because—

The subtle shift of emotion, it’s present all throughout the manga, but this is what sold it for me. For no particular reason, it’s not even the best example, it was just what sealed the deal to me

#it’s the way his eyes open slightly in surprise when Seiya tells him that his friends refused to give an explanation when asked about #what happened in what I think is a way of them showing they care about Toma #and that surprises Toma since I believe he might have been doubtful his friends would forgive him after that #which man. idk maybe it’s because it hit home in some other things. it’s so good #Kaito handles the way the characters express themselves so good I’m always in awe anytime I reread any volume #it’s just. they feel so real in their flaws and mistakes and how they take it. for example our dear protagonist #man he is a wreck. but it’s understandable since he is going through a stage in life where he is still understanding himself! #and KAITO depicts it so nicely and lets him be awful. and let’s everyone be it too. they fuck up yes! but it’s not the end of the world #and he shows that too. how it’s okay to make mistakes but you have to owe them and grow from them not get stuck in them #it’s the little me inside of myself that was making me weep I believe #Ao no flag #blue flag #toma mita #yeah this is about volume 7 too #well i dont know it’s the way Seiya is older sibling anguish that hit me with a bat personally because 🤝. same. #and just. AAAAGGHHHH I’m going insane