harrow's dark and twisted mind........ wellspring of such sinister contemplations as 'I believe in the co-existence of soup and murder' and 'what if griddle worked at a coffee shop and it was -- and I cannot stress this enough -- SO fucking sexy'
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The sexiest thing a man can do is be absolutely devoted to their wife
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Okay, but what if the Avgins had their own native language and Dr Ratio (or whoever you ship Aventurine with) learned it one day for one reason or another?? Then, Aventurine, happy that he found somebody he can talk with in his native language, started teaching Ratio random slang that wouldn't be in textbooks. By the end of it they have their little secret language that they can use to exchange intel on mission. Maybe Ratio teaches Aventurine Latin too.
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honey, it's okay. shh shhh, my love had such a hard tiring day, didn't you. oh you poor baby. just open your mouth for me. there we go. you're so good for me. now just let go baby, just focus on my fingers. forget about everything else except this feeling. now isn't this so much better my love?
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