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ashvalle · 6 months
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Gambling means slapping down a stack of bills on the table and betting that you're better than the other guy. Betting against Ran is trying to hold onto your dignity while he breaks your fingers with his baton and wrestles it out of your grip.
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Clearing his throat, Rindou settles on three compliments. He can do that without dying of embarrassment and that way Ran can't say something like all these years, and you only have one nice thing to say?
"Ran has a good sense of style." There! One compliment out of the way. It's not like it's any secret that Roppongi's kings only wear the best. "He's pretty strong too. Definitely won more fights with him then without." And okay, Rindou has won his fair share and only tied a few when alone, but even he can admit they work better as a team. Grumbling under his breath, Rindou finishes the last compliment, "There'snooneelseIratherhaveasabrother."
@ashrifts
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leondxs · 2 months
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[ sigh ] " what did you do ? "
blood, blood, gallons of the stuff !
@mage-of-markarth
Ears shot upwards as he turned to face Aelith. What was once momentary shock turned into a look of feigningly bashful glee. Blood soaked through his tunic, wettened his flesh, painted his teeth. An array of now bloodless corpses lie strewn about, some half eaten, some simply drained.
It was clear he'd overindulged. If one could not tell from the sheer amount of bodies, he displayed it in the dazed and sloppy way he carried himself. He stumbled, grabbing the edge of a building to slowly ease himself to the ground. His words bordered on the edge of slurring,
❝ I had a bit of fun-... ❞ He paused to hiccup, ❝ That is all... ❞
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agonizedembrace · 1 year
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> [ endangered lesbian ] : sooo do u need me to call my brother
> [ endangered lesbian ] : he makes for a good human shield
> [ endangered lesbian ] : impervious to crucifixes. i hope
> [ endangered lesbian ] : i dont rlly have good suits for ur funerals yet
-> [ lover boy ]: send him asap -> [ lover boy ]: i can deal with fire -> [ lover boy ]: crucifixes FUCK me up -> [ lover boy ]: i think i still have marks from the last one :/
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calopsic · 6 months
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' i beg your pardon, ' yuri spoke with a curious gaze fixed upon the stranger. it was as if the words uttered by the wandering wizard were akin to a distasteful jest—a joke not deserving of laughter.
he blinked initially, then squinted at @penddraig, attempting to unravel the other's intentions. a teasing smile formed on yuri's lips, and a chuckle escaped him.
' is that your usual approach? inviting strangers to wander with you? ' yuri acknowledged that howl was indeed an intriguing character, having encountered his fair share of interesting individuals before.
' well, perhaps i'll entertain your proposition... but what's in it for me? ' he inquired once more. offers like these often carried a hidden agenda, and the wandering bard wouldn't accept unless the price proved worthwhile.
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New Seap Item:
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Price: D$25
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luxestial · 1 year
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" Reminder to please no touch crystals with your bare hands or the infected area will fall off eventually.
It is what this generation says: 'Not Gucci'. "
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vagabcnded · 1 year
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“Yee haw.”
@finncomet
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" I ain't never said no 'yee haw' in my life. "
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misterballs · 11 months
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* 93 dead blogs following me still. been what. fuck if i know. lotta years by this point? d’be baffled if any’a’youse is still kickin.
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magonumberfive · 1 year
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“Hey are you- quit screaming, it’s just me. Are you out of cheetos?”
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tartagaliicious · 2 years
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How attractive are you from 1-100?
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Childe, your attractiveness is 92 
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“I’m quite pleased with the results!”
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squee-zable · 4 months
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You called, my dear friend?~
Wait wait what do you MEAN you're still around and remember me enough to say hello.
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This is wild oh my god hi?? Wh. How the Hell have you been?
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solidwater05 · 6 months
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Apparently this needs to be said so
Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!
You're not a bad person if you...
forget things quickly
forget people
can't remember entire stages of your life
can't remember important things
can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time
can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests
forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc
forget to reply to texts
remember things and immediately forget them again
can't remember birthdays, events, etc
frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions
can't retain new information
forget things you used to know
only remember things when it's too late
have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories
depend on others to know how an event you were in played out
have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa
... and anything else I might have missed!
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leondxs · 1 year
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Continued from (x)
@looking-for-lost-stars​
No he didn't care what happened to him anymore. He would have much preferred it happen to him then these people. He knew voicing that would change nothing, perhaps even bringing the monster's attentions to him tonight as well. He couldn't have done anything to stop the creature, and if he had tried it likely would have made things worse. It had already been proven time and time again he couldn't do anything to stop the vampire. The scarring across his face and chest was proof enough of that.
He reached up and adjusted the cloth he used to cover the bottom half of his face to hide the scarring the vampire had given him. "If I'm so terribly dull, then kill me too, and be done with it." Put me out of my misery he meant.
Leondas feigned shock and surprise, gawking dramatically at Gredal for a moment before bursting into laughter. A vicous, mocking cackle that roared even over the sounds of panic surrounding them,. Many of the travelers had made their escape by now, aside from the badly wounded. But Leondas did not care, he’d already eaten his fill. Now he was simply having fun.
❝ Why would I? As horrendously boring as you are, I would hate to grant your little death wish.. ❞
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❝ Besides, you make a nice snack when prey runs scarce. ❞
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agonizedembrace · 1 year
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Sayaka looked up at Evelynn with a curious tilt of her head. "Are you Aunti Li's special friend? Daddy says that special friends are like him and Mommy but they don't have babies."
(blame @kalijhomentethi)
Evelynn blinks once, then twice.
"I'm -- " dear lord, who allowed this ... child? In her presence? She looks around, desperate for anyone else but no she's alone. "Yes?" Evelynn's not sure why she answered it like a question, quite frankly.
"I'm 'Aunt Li's' very special friend." Sure, she'll give herself an ego trip.
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calopsic · 5 months
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@dupliciti
caught in an annoying situation, caelus sighed audibly. he retraced his steps, checking every pocket, but his coin purse was nowhere in sight.
clicking his tongue disapprovingly, he scanned his surroundings. had someone really swiped his coin purse? annoyance etched on his face.
"ugh... and i just wanted to buy candy for the kids," he muttered. his eyes landed on a familiar figure – probably the last person he'd ask for help. maybe gepard would be a better bet.
with a groan, he approached sampo, furrowing his brows.
"hey, can you help me out?" the trailblazer asked, "i think i lost my coin purse."
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Jevil slides the printed image across the Seap counter.
The old plush cat gives the joker a gentle smile before lifting up the page close to their face, giving it a good once-over before squinting to read the text. The smile grows even wider on their face, and they place it back down to the counter.
"Ah, you old softy! Come here."
Seam scoops Jevil up into their arms and bumps their head to his, purring loudly.
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