magonumberfive

[magonumberfive]

“If you teach me how to use this thing, I’ll carve you a set of pieces with whatever Pokemon you want.”

Finally it was nice enough for the park chess sets to return to the wild. Nature is healing. 

#open tag #sometimes i think about playing with those really big chess sets at like malls and stuff #but im not good

[magonumberfive]

rangeronsafari​:

Legally she’d be obliged to look into it if it was probably rabies.

“That can be a challenge. Especially if the stronger one tends to take charge in a battle. Is there some way to keep them separate? I wouldn’t go so far as to say you’d need a Poké Ball or anything, but it should help the ones if they’re able to go up against something small that can’t really hurt them and see it’s mostly them being too in their own head.”

“Well....I mean, I’ve been trying to get them to train on little things, but I don’t know how much of a boost of confidence that would be if they only wail on weak shit and then the first time they come up against a challenge we’re gonna be back at square one” Gentle parenting wasn’t exactly within his wheelhouse of techniques, it seemed. 

#rangeronsafari #check shige for rabies im not sure hes clean

[magonumberfive]

“Hey are you- quit screaming, it’s just me. Are you out of cheetos?”

#i just realized this icon kinda looks like hes crawling into someone's window #anyways hi #ic tag

[magonumberfive]

my friend @carrionwithoutme drew him a fifth birthday present

Happy anniversary to Shigehide escaping Ransei to avoid execution!

#I'm crying i love them so much #new header just dropped

[magonumberfive]

Happy anniversary to Shigehide escaping Ransei to avoid execution!

#ooc tag #holy shit it's been five years #hi I'm still here I've just had a busy week #can't believe shige is five he grew up so fast #going to commit crimes in kindergarten

[magonumberfive]

What are you the god of?

Mixology

everyone who has invented a cocktail that is just spirit + tonic deserves a kiss on the mouth. everyone who makes a cocktail that is just spirit + spirit + mixer deserves several kisses. anyone can and should be a mixologist. mix alcohol. mix potions. mix posions. there is nothing more beautiful than creating something, no matter how delicious or disgusting or deadly. make, create, you are the spirit a kind of inebriated aritstry that is a joy to behold

tagged by: no one i found it on personal tagging: @ranseiuniter​

#do ppl still do uquizes like this? bc im still obsessed with them #one of my dnd characters got like god of extinct megafauna there's some OBSCURE shit here #locked and loaded (aesthetic)

[magonumberfive]

rangeronsafari​:

“Mm, I could at least hear you out? I do a lot of work with trainers, even if I don’t qualify as one. Might be I could point you in the right direction or pass your questions along to someone who can answer ‘em.”

“Uh......sure.” Well, he did have other trainer related problems, but they were only...slightly less suspicious. 

“So, one of my Pokemon is...... particularly aggressive-- not like rabid or anything.” Probably. Buddy preens at his heels. “And a few others are shy and scared of everything. So, you know, they like to depend on mister bite-a-face-off if anything goes wrong, but I wanna teach them to be sort of....independent. Hold their own, at the very least. I’ll admit I’ve babied them a little, but... you know, I don’t want to coddle them so hard they get pushed around if Buddy-- uh, if the strong one ain’t around for them, you know?”

#rangeronsafari #help my son with every disease makes my scared children more scared of the world

[magonumberfive]

rangeronsafari​:

“Not per se. But, I should still be able to help. If it’s Pokémon related you can count on a Ranger to do just about anything.”

Ah fuck, a ranger. Rangers were the ones that actually enforced squatting on land you weren’t supposed to right? Fuck. 

“Uh....well, it’s kinda...... actually raising....... Pokemon... kinda thing. Like, as a trainer. Not sure it’ll help.”

#rangeronsafari #hi olli #♫ dont be suspicious dont be suspicious

[magonumberfive]

[My computer forced an update on me and ive been looking around to see what changed and

why my nilla folders open. stop looking at me. 

#ooc tag #beats him with a shovel

[magonumberfive]

JUSTICE is simply the absence of INJUSTICE

ωяιттєи ву ѕσ∂α & σℓινє

ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ: @ʙʏʟᴜɴᴀ

#holy shit i remember you #issa good blog you should follow #promo tag

[magonumberfive]

“Hey, are you a Pokemon trainer? I could use a little help with something.”

#open post #reblogs this again for the Later People (tm) #come on my silly little sidequest with me

[magonumberfive]

[Actually  the more i think about it Hisui being basically Actually Hokkaido in the context of Ransei being Honshu is really funny because Nobunaga did never get up to Hokkaido before he got Honnoji’d, That was Hideyoshi’s thing. And also trying to invade Korea but that didn’t end well in multiple senses of the word. 

But undeniably canon pokemon character oda nobunaga going north to conquer ye olde sinnoh region sounds like a Hoot and also a great concept for pokemon conquest 2. pls pokemon company give us pokemon conquest 2 we’re begging you.....

#i mean i dont think we really want it at this point since we've done post canon stuff for like 5 years now #i should try and find my japanese history notes. new dash event guys: invasion of hisui #ooc tag

[magonumberfive]

[I keep forgetting i can make like a Hisui verse or an adapted canon for mago where instead of ransei being in the modern age and just the Amish region of the world he can end up in sinnoh of the Correct time period. 

#runs away from the sengoku period to premodern japan. somehow #magoichi vc how is this region Less Advanced than ours wtf #magoichi vc anyways can i teach you the ways of our lord and savior GUN #ooc tag

[magonumberfive]

#Right on target (musings) #goes back and finds one (1) of my old tags so i can keep all of my character shitposts together #anyways pov the saika watching shigehide try and shoot the shogun

[magonumberfive]

Turns out I never actually made a promo for this blog. Oops. Reblog/like/follow to interact with a canon-divergent Pokémon Conquest Protag. Here’s the {ABOUT} so you know how the heck it’s divergent and the {RULES} so you know how the heck to interact. Followbacks from ryuojun/adminolli.

#promo tag #blows kisses at olli

[magonumberfive]

“Hey, are you a Pokemon trainer? I could use a little help with something.”

#open post #im gonna start thinking of open post plots like fucking npc dnd quests #you see a smelly man with an exclamation point over his head on the side of the road wdyd

[magonumberfive]

[I miss the dashboard Pokemon catcher thing on xkit......]

#ooc tag #also mutual checker only works in the followers/following list which like. isnt as helpful as it being on the dash #living in the dark ages....miss the good ol days #anyways i brought my laptop to work with me. hi