#$0.25

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Overeager Apprentice

Slow and steady may not always win the race, but at least it doesn't end up splattered on the walls.

Artist: Ray Lago TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

#mtg #magic the gathering #tcg #$0.25 #ray lago #overeager apprentice #duel decks anthology: divine vs. demonic #creature #human #minion

[feyburner]

your take on damian outgrowing tim or dick or jason or bruce

#‘if damian and tim weren’t wearing shoes and tim stood with human posture wouldn’t they be the same height?’ #no and how dare you. damian is 0.25 inches taller and it matters. #dc #droring #damian wayne #batfam #jondami #in case it wasn’t clear i’m a short king damian truther btw

[bitchronan]

alex: why does henry never respond to my selfies from bed? they’re hilarious

henry when alex sends him a selfie from bed:

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #alex x henry #alex claremont diaz #henry mountchristen windsor #firstprince #fran.txt #henry fox #alex cd #0.25 #0.5 #0.75 #1.0 #1.25 #1.5 #1.75 #2.0 #2.25 #2.5 #2.75 #3.0

[nifedick]

I think the thing about discworld that resonates with so many queer people is that it’s so focussed on stereotypes and what they do, who creates them and who benefits them. Like we all know an old ugly woman is a witch, but then the story stops short like. Well, but why?

What is it about an old woman with chin hairs that people dislike so much? And who is she? What might she have to say? The omniscient POV is so vital because it reminds you that everyone in the world is a person. They all have hopes and fears and little neuroses. They all die, sooner or later, some with dignity and some without.

But we wander around the world of the story slipping into peoples heads only to discover ah, they are people. The evil ones and the most well-intentioned ones. We have to start asking, but if all the trolls and the vampires and the monsters from the stories are also like, just a guy, then what? Then is a monster just an arbitrary distinction? Does it only serve the story? And if it only serves the story, well, who is telling that story? And for what purpose?

#discworld #I will take 0.25 higher adderall dose and cry on the streetcar platform thinking about pratchett #it just happens

[weirdmageddon]

HER RIGHT ARM IS LITERALLT ON HIS HEART IT’S ACTUALLY SICK. NOT A BIT OF AIR BETWEEN THEM

#it’s the same hand he missed by a hair btw. her right one #loz #totk #zelink #i’ve been cornplating the hell out of the falling sequence in totk #literally looking up totk ending 60fps 4k on youtube and playing it at 0.25 speed #because nintendo made the worst camera angle decisions ever for this cutscene and im trying to figure out how theyre posed #and this mad eme emotional #first link’s smile out of bounds when zelda says “warm loving embrace” #and then this just barely visible with the greatest scrutiny and multiple videos some in 4k and some with with different bottom armor #why do they want to hide the details so bad like……trying to figure out their vertical pose here has been so hard #the fact that i have to use different videos just to show more details is crazy. like i had to rely on speedrunners for wearing no pants #totk spoilers #but i found this when comparing the footage and it made me go. AAAGGHHHHH

[heatherfield]

Verla, go lock the door.

Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story, Episode 4 “The Star on the Stage” [x]

#headless: a sleepy hollow story #headlessedit #userthing #the legend of sleepy hollow #matilda bishop #ichabod crane #the headless horseman #sinead persaud #sean persaud #tom detrinis #shipwrecked comedy #my edits #i love how matilda goes from 'i hate everything this is real stupid' #to just utter giddiness and glee #in like 0.25 seconds #and ichabod's face journey is *chef's kiss* #i feel like this could also be captioned 'that's it. that's the show.' :D #or 'yeah there was a problem with grave-robbing witches awhile back'

[zephyrone01]

#i went through in 0.25 speed to screencap frame by frame #really pleased i managed to get that first one #aleksi kesä #alex casey #alan wake 2 #ilmari huotari #baba jakala #barbara jagger #alan wake 2 spoilers #*my screenshots #*my edits #yoton yo

[tomatoland]

me: I wonder what the EP 10 preview looks slowed down

Top is so so in love and he looks so hopeful.

#topmew #top tanin #mew witsarut #this is at 0.25 speed #and it honestly looks like a sigh of relief when mew is done talking #like thats your only objection? #i think boeing isnt there for the reason we think #am i forever the optimist? #ofts #only friends the series

[hazard-and-friends]

i like the idea of the N*MD (no* missed days) facebook group but unfortunately the extremely strict posting requirements (a video, a short writeup of what you were doing, posted ON THE EXACT DAY YOU DID IT, you can miss no more than 2 days a month) mean i am absolutely incapable of participating

the irony here being that you're asking for a behavior i not only don't do regularly, but don't do at all, and instead of giving me an onboarding plan that breaks things into smaller steps you just. nah. either be able to do sessions, video the sessions, write up the sessions, and post the sessions in the same 24 hr period every day for a month, or fuck off.

#ethics in dog training #i'm working on a training plan for myself here #just. the irony. #i can post 1 minute every day of waving a nail clipper at hazard's toes and making approximately 0.25 inches worth of progress #and that's welcomed #but god forbid i be unable to jump immediately right into FULL COMPLETE POSTING EVERY DAY ALL THE TIME ALWAYS

[sailorsally]

What exactly was happening here 🤨

#i did not just watch this vid at 0.25 speed #why would i #misha collins

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Graypelt Refuge

Artist: Philip Straub TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

#mtg #magic the gathering #tcg #$0.25 #philip straub #graypelt refuge #planechase anthology #land

[yourinterestisnotcringe]

Smosh screenshots I like, but pseudo-artsy (2/?)

Battleship (8 Feb 2006)

#bro watching this on 0.25 was so wild #their cinematography was so good for the tools they had #and you can hardly recognize it with that shit pic quality but they did it really well #always a pleasure watching this video #btw the first one has me 🥺🥹 #also..i wonder if that sock...nevermind #smosh #mine #artsy smosh #ian hecox #anthony padilla #smoshblr #classic smosh #retro smosh #retro aesthetic #2000s #2000s aesthetic

[bitchronan]

#I’m so normal rn look at how normal I’m being #good omens #ofmd #our flag means death #fran.txt #0.25

[dovewifes]

i saw this post and knew i immediately had to draw c&c. so please accept this teeny tiny super quick sketch of the blowjob bros being cute, cuddly, and snug as a bug in a rug, or whatever.

#scribbles #sobbing. their lil faces are not even 0.25 inch small :') #anyway i immediately stuck this in my (clear) phonecase because why not 😭 #tyelcurvo

[paradoxgavel]

fallen london 99% of the time: a really fun text-based rpg with fantastic worldbuilding and fun storytelling - sometimes item/stat grinding can get tedious but it's generally a good time

fallen london 1% of the time:

#i need to get that meter to 13000. i can only go in increments of around 20-40 at a time #and actions refresh on a timer of 10 minutes #so once every 10 minutes i get to make about 0.25% progress

[chiakery]

Hey @quiddie I need to know: why was the intro to episode 3 the only one different from the rest??

#please I won't be able to sleep if I don't know #I've been wondering if we'll get another change in intro for WEEKS #Watched it on 0.25 speed to spot any changes and grew more and more confused each week #Now that the finale is out I had to ask #dimension 20 #burrow's end #aabria iyengar