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[sybilazu]

My brother: *spends like 2 hours talking about a new character he made with one of the edgiest backstories I’ve ever heard and overall sounds like a badass.*

Me: *squinting* Nah, I know a boyloser when I see one.

Brother:…Figured me out pretty quickly there, didn’tcha?

…

Brother: We know each other way too fucking well.

#boyloser #I love talking about my blorbos #we really do share one brain cell #shitpost #relatable memes #ocs #ocs are fun

[sybilazu]

I love reading stuff that was advertised as enemies to lovers because you get to go through the whole thing, listening to one of the characters’s internal dialogue about hOW mUcH tHEy aBsolUteLY hAtE tHat ONe ChaRacTer

Meanwhile you’re just sitting there with your bullshit detector, whole time thinking: “lmfao, the enemies to lovers tag is RIGHT THERE, you retched ass clown.”

We all know that we’re all there for specifically the “Oh.” BECAUSE THAT MAY AS WELL BE THE MOMENT THAT THE CONDUCTOR STARTS UP THE FUCKING CIRCUS MUSIC

#fanfiction is art #fics are fun man #i love it so much #relatable memes #enemies to lovers trope #best trope #i don’t make the rules #except yes the fuck I do #and my rules say: #you’s a fuckin fellow performer #in this circus called life #no one can tell me I’m wrong either

[sybilazu]

I always wondered why, in Shrek 3, Pinocchio didn’t just tell a different kind of truth when he was being questioned.

Like, instead of twisting your words to confuse people, why not just say something like:

“I do know where they went. But I don’t want to tell you that information.”

It’s not a lie. And there are probably loads of examples like that that would work too

#shower thoughts #idk why i’m thinking about this #at like 2 in the morning too #shrek 3

[sybilazu]

Someday, when I’ve already gone through all of my bullshit character development and healing, I wanna have a random YouTube channel where I just do whatever the absolute fuck I want.

Oh? I never played stupid kid’s games as a child because I was terrified of seeming less mature than I was expected to be? Boom. A twister mat is glued to the wall and the challenge of the day is using plungers or some shit to get myself up there. I get bonus points for getting a sticky hand to stay on the ceiling without it or myself falling.

I had a crippling fear of anyone seeing anything I created or any semblance of who the fuck I am? Alakazam. Imma fuckin fingerpaint my bedroom walls and try to draw random characters that I like, including but not limited to my own.

I talk so little that my voice will occasionally unintentionally come out with random accents? We doin shitpost Sundays babyyyyyyy. AND we doing audiobooks every other week.

#random thoughts #future me #don’t mind me

[sybilazu]

There is ONE and only ONE formula for me when playing games like BOTW.

And that’s: FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT, BABYYYYYYY

#botw #fuck around and find out #imma sprint straight towards the first magical shit I see #and my lack of health potions and foods AINT GONNA STOP ME #fucking fight me #relatable memes #i know damn well #a lot of you guys probably do the same thing

[sybilazu]

You ever hear about a random character you like doing something specific when they’re anxious or something and then just go: well, FUCK you for giving me a new coping mechanism

#big mood #comfort characters #@Edward Elric reciting the periodic table #more examples I can’t think of rn #copying characters is fun #sometimes #relatable memes

[sybilazu]

“this ship was ruined for me because-“ no, i could NEVER. the grind never stops. NEVER BACK DOWN NEVA WHAT?

[sybilazu]

I need a company where all they do is make candy that mimics the appearance of different shiny and colorful rocks, so that we may all finally satiate our need to put these bad boys in our mouths and not feel angry about knowing that all you’re gonna get is a mouth full of gravel or some shit

[sybilazu]

Give me a sec.

I’m charging up the silly. Hold on

#shitpost #no thoughts head empty #relatable memes #big mood #just a little silly #I’m about to be silly

[sybilazu]

Another interesting thing about siblings is the level of tolerance that you kinda develop for them in comparison to other kids.

My younger brother: *makes the loudest fuckin banging and creaking noises I’ve ever heard while I’m trying to take a nap*

Me: *begrudgingly* although I don’t appreciate it, this kind of thing is important for his growth and development. Plus, it’s like 2 in the afternoon. This is his house too and he has a right to feel comfortable and happy in his own home, just like I do.

Meanwhile…

Neighbor’s kid: *breathes-*

Me: GOOD HELL, DO YOU FILTHY LITTLE FREE-LOADERS EVER ACTUALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP? GO OUTSIDE AND APOLOGIZE TO THAT TREE FOR WASTING ITS FUCKING OXYGEN.

#me angy #I hate kids so fucking much #please tell i’m not the only one #please tell me that I’m not just a massive bitch #kids are stupid

[sybilazu]

For the record, I don’t really have a favorite animal.

They’re all cute and interesting in different ways!! How could I pick just one?

I do, however, have a least favorite.

That being: children.

#shitpost #relatable memes #you can’t tell me i’m wrong #and you know it #fucking fight me #memes #big mood #i hate kids so fucking much #kids are annoying #i despise them #just stop having kids #the current ones can see through their term tho

[sybilazu]

The real BOTW experience is going into things blind and finding a strange looking area and nearly hyper ventilating while you try to decide whether it’s a boss or a korok

#botw #I can’t decide whether I hate or love the koroks #anyone else? #no? just me? #risked my life so many times for those fucking seeds #and i’ll do it again

[sybilazu]

Having a small living thing resting in your lap is such a sweet and pure feeling.

#animals are better than people #animals are friends #animals are just the best #they’re so snuggly rn #gonna cry #dogs are amazing

[sybilazu]

Romance? Nah.

I’m saving these lips for

The sweet, sweet kiss of death.

#shitpost #idk wtf im doing #idk wtf i’m saying #i’m so tired #memes #gen z humor #gen z culture #just fucking end me #lawd please #end my suffering

[sybilazu]

I just heard the quote:

“I aspire to be a Lego under the bare foot of God”

And holy SHIT

#if that doesn’t slap idk what does #chaotic energy #big mood #menace to society #aspirations #be the gremlin you were meant to be #shitpost #relatable memes #memes #raw lines

[sybilazu]

It’s weird being diagnosed with stuff when you’re older.

Every time I scroll past a relatable meme about autism or adhd or something similar, my immediate response is to just go: oH FUCK, yeah, that does check. And I probably could have gotten HELP of some sort sooner if I had used my 2 brain cells and got myself tested

[sybilazu]

The internet is amazing

Like, sure, there’s all the bad stuff.

But never in real life can I see a person go: “Man, I’m not feeling well today :(“ and some dude named something like boobalooba420 will come out of the woodwork to go “nuuuuuuuuu!! Who made my sweet child sick?!!” And then fuck off into the ether, never to be seen again

I forget about it all the time, but damn if that shit isn’t wild

#shitpost #the internet is wild #humans are weird