oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended
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A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.
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Me and my brother just now:
Brother: what day is it today?
Me: shitty one
Brother: Tuesday?
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"u almost 30 what u readin fics for?"
dude what else ima do at work when i don't wanna work? work????
i'll read fics til i die
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Patroclus: I put the fun in funeral.
Achilles: I put the cute in execute.
Diomedes: I put the laughter in slaughter.
Hector: I put the sword in Patroclus.
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I feel like reading danmei has had an effect on my sense of humor. The people around me may never understand the utter hilarity of this one line of dialogue:
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Odysseus: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow
Diomedes: weak, i sleep with a spear
Patroclus: you're both pathetic
Odysseus: oh? what do you sleep with?
Patroclus: Achilles.
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damn that really hurt
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'its not realistic for two characters to talk in the middle of a sword fight' cool I wrote it anyways because it fucks severely
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Fu Shen: *being high rank general, always using mannerisms typical for authority, been years on the battlefield, having the utmost respect of all people*
Yan Xiaohan: Look it is a baby. Very lonely and no one is taking care of him :( All I want to do is to wrap him up in a blanket and feed him some warm soup.
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I could wax lyrical about how much fun Skyrim has been for me over the past decade, and that Elder Scrolls is a setting I can always return to no matter what, but I’ll just post some old art instead.
Happy 10th anniversary, nordic-dragon-blacksmith-simulating love of my life.
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