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sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

#oh my god i forgot about this #ahahahhHHhaa #lmao #oh gods #art #anime #naruto #sasuke uchiha #gaara of the sand #au

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After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

#nice #poor Hansel tho #storytime #death #fiction #fanfiction #child death #text #words #reblob #links #readin material #rebloggy #rebooped #hansel and gretel

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Making a new one!

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I made a post about us needing help with rent, and we still do. But we also now need to get out of here. Someone has tried to break into our apartment four times that we know of. This last attempt broke our security stick.

We aren't safe here, and honestly, I need a more disability friendly place. There's an elevator, and that's about it. It's hard to roll my walker over doorways, and there's a lot of uneven ground.

So.

I don't have an exact number. But it would need to be rent, plus enough to keep us under a roof if things get worse.

Please, share and if you can afford some generosity, consider doing so.

As stated in my previous post, I know there's a LOT going on. But I'm trying not to let that discourage me from asking.

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good read for teachers.

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

#jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way #text #words #reblob #rebooped #rebloggy #jester

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would that i were defenestrated through a boob window

#poetry #text #words #booba

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my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

#hopefully it can be both #text #words

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the 2024 met gala theme will be ovid's metamorphosis to respect the importance of greek classicalism in fashion aesthetic principles of construction. lil nas x will be dressed as actaeon's hounds, a metaphor for the punishment of black men's existence being seen as predatory. kylie jenner will wear a crimped taffeta toga. florence welch will be in dior as medusa, veiled and weeping. she is a statement about the destruction of intent and story in the face of achronistic politics: medusa can't be a monster if she's a woman, medusa can't be a woman if she's a monster. drake wears a tailored black suit with a black tie and white shirt. seventeen different women dress as botticelli's venus in some form and rip each other to shreds in rage and divine madness, watched over by dionysus, who is dressed as jack black

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Making a new one!

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I made a post about us needing help with rent, and we still do. But we also now need to get out of here. Someone has tried to break into our apartment four times that we know of. This last attempt broke our security stick.

We aren't safe here, and honestly, I need a more disability friendly place. There's an elevator, and that's about it. It's hard to roll my walker over doorways, and there's a lot of uneven ground.

So.

I don't have an exact number. But it would need to be rent, plus enough to keep us under a roof if things get worse.

Please, share and if you can afford some generosity, consider doing so.

As stated in my previous post, I know there's a LOT going on. But I'm trying not to let that discourage me from asking.

C45|-|@pp: $WednesdayFields

P4yp@|_: Here

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Making a new one!

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I made a post about us needing help with rent, and we still do. But we also now need to get out of here. Someone has tried to break into our apartment four times that we know of. This last attempt broke our security stick.

We aren't safe here, and honestly, I need a more disability friendly place. There's an elevator, and that's about it. It's hard to roll my walker over doorways, and there's a lot of uneven ground.

So.

I don't have an exact number. But it would need to be rent, plus enough to keep us under a roof if things get worse.

Please, share and if you can afford some generosity, consider doing so.

As stated in my previous post, I know there's a LOT going on. But I'm trying not to let that discourage me from asking.

C45|-|@pp: $WednesdayFields

P4yp@|_: Here

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not to be a beggin ass bitch again after getting kicked out and then an actual place but due to the very quick move all of Mays rent is coming out of this one check so i will be short this month if i dont get reimbursed by the motel

my rent is 879 but im only short by 250

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Hello. Tell me, please, have you ever practiced Goetia magic? If so, how does it work? I am grateful to you in advance.♥️

Ah, the demons. Nope! Unless it involves sticking stuff directly into the dirt or setting things on fire, it's not usually of interest to me. I think @/cryptotheism has an intro to the occult dissection on patreon, but I couldn't even tell you for certain what it might contain or how easy it actually is to peruse. This is something you'll have to pursue on your own, I'm afraid. Grab an annotated copy of the Lesser Key of Solomon and start reading!

Good luck!

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fuck it, i’ve been out of work for months and desperately need the cash to pay rent for march and pay down the debts i’ve been racking up while trying to land a new job. i’m trans, diabetic, and supporting multiple people on my income and while this site’s treatment of trans women is a hot topic you may as well pay up and make at least a few of our lives easier.

cash app: $feralcatgir1

venmo: @feral_catgirl

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i have a burning hatred for relationship hierarchies.

Why is it offensive to want to just be friends? Why is it expected for romantic partners to always take prioritization over friends? Why is it rude to tell someone you aren't friends, just chill with each other? Why are queerplatonic relationships seen as a step down from romantic relationships? Why is it bad to not want to make step ups in romantic relationships?

these labels have different meanings and levels importance to everyone, therefore they have no meaning or importance.

in my world, there are two places you can stand. next to me or the fuck away.

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im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg

based off this prompt that was sent to me by zackdoesart

#death #animal death #pet death #art #comic #gore #zombie #zombies #sad #dog #dog dog dog

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Making a new one!

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I made a post about us needing help with rent, and we still do. But we also now need to get out of here. Someone has tried to break into our apartment four times that we know of. This last attempt broke our security stick.

We aren't safe here, and honestly, I need a more disability friendly place. There's an elevator, and that's about it. It's hard to roll my walker over doorways, and there's a lot of uneven ground.

So.

I don't have an exact number. But it would need to be rent, plus enough to keep us under a roof if things get worse.

Please, share and if you can afford some generosity, consider doing so.

As stated in my previous post, I know there's a LOT going on. But I'm trying not to let that discourage me from asking.

C45|-|@pp: $WednesdayFields

P4yp@|_: Here

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#Archive #Look at this #queue and the devil #crawling from the cracks in the shadows