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I know Rogue One came out awhile ago, but I’m lazy and take awhile to actually do things. I also know that asofterworld stopped but I still like remixing it- it’s vague and aesthetic and I like it. So have these Rogue One edits I guess.

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Steven Stamkos really said "Fine. You want to take away my goalie's chance at a goal when you're already losing this game? Well then buck the fuck up."

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Connor Bedard deserves all the hugs and a happy meals he wants for having to deal with this stupid rumor  

#OH AND #touching on the team employee shit #it’s the blackhawks #you really think they give 100% true information? #i have no doubt Corey could have done something stupid #but i truly honestly and completely doubt it would something sexual enough with an employee to get his contract terminated #and his NHL career ruined #cause just look at the way the man acts with his wife and his son #You think that kind of man #the one that LITERALLY adores his wife and son so fucking much every chance he gets #is gonna up and go and decide to ruin that #Like wtf people. Grow up #whatever it is might not even have anything to do with anything really bad

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Connor Bedard deserves all the hugs and a happy meals he wants for having to deal with this stupid rumor  

#unpopular opinion ik #But like #i feel bad for Perry cause he has to uproot his family life for what? the fourth time in five years? #The rumors are so fucking wrong #give the man a break #he plays dirty but literally the only player ive seen say anything bad about the guy is Ryan Reaves #and who the fuck is listening to Ryan Reaves about fair and honest play? #sorry this was a rant #but give this man a break and let him actually do his thing #His curse is broken let him stay someplace please omg 😭 #And bedard is a CHILD #A LITERAL CHILD ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN ME #PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF HOCKEY GIVE HIM A FUCKING BREAK TOO #Already has to deal with shitty chicago #Fucking hell people

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the trend of nhl players pushing back against the nhl’s dumb toxic rules is lovely to see

#i love him??

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What your favourite MCD Aphmau ship says about you:

Aarmau: You're afraid to differentiate from canon, even if it might not be the most interesting option. Either that or you REALLY have a thing for tall myterious dudes with tragic backstories who are kind of a dick to you. "I can fix him" energy. It's not going to work.

Garmau: You're into the classics. And hey, we've already spent about three quarters of the series dealing with this man's Daddy Issues, we might as well get something out of it.

Laurmau: You get mad when people miss the 'u' in the name. You notice the details of the story, and you're a sucker for beauty-and-the-beast type narritives. Not everyone's cup of tea, but it's yours. And you're way less annoying about it than a lot of the others. Possibly a multishipper?

Zanmau: What the fuck is wrong with you. You either have a rape fetish, or you think he'd somehow come around to being a good guy in this story, which was never set up to happen. Big possiblity that you liked Game of Thrones for all the wrong reasons.

Gartemau: I have only seen one person say they shipped this, and for the sake of my sanity I choose to believe they were kidding.

Tablmau: You're sick of the shipping wars.

Zoeymau: You're a really sweet person with a thing for cottagecore lesbians. You probably make really good fanart.

(Couldn't think of what the ship name for this one is but Cadenza and Aphmau): You care a lot about the storyline value of each character, and think that no matter what a couple should support eachother. You also overlap a surprising amount with Aphlyn shippers.

Aphlyn: You have a thing for hot warrior ladies, and honestly good for you. You like the stoic, tortured soul vibes Garroth gives, but don't like how the fandom treats him as an incorruptable knight in shining armour, even if that's inaccurate. Or you just wanted it to be gay.

Aphcinda: You have good taste.

Travmau: You used to be in the Laurmau camp, but feel his fuckboyness should be more exadurated.

Shadmau: You're one for historical accuracy, but not for healthy relationships.

Vyladmau: You like very rare ships simply for the sake of being different. I don't fully understand you, but it's far from the worst choice you could have made.

Dantemau: You have a thing for eternal loyalty, but a very weird way of expressing it. You might be a little too into harem animes.

Genemau: Why

If there are more I missed feel free to inform me lol

Also this is just my opinion, and is very obviously lacking in ships that don't involve Aphmau(Garrance for the win), I just thought it was fun-

#garmau #laurmau #dying

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Priorities

I have them

Honest

#me

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What I Lost

I feel like Im annoying

And i feel like im a bother.

I can’t help the thoughts toying

With my head and i feel like water.

I miss the old ways,

The way I fit in without trying,

And I knew I would until my last days-

That is what leaves me crying.

I’ll keep trying to slip in though,

I’ll keep trying to fit myself in.

I think we all really know

That I never will, i never win.

I want to be a part of it

But i’m too far out at sea.

I can tell what you think of me a bit

And it’s okay, I know you’ll never see.

I close my eyes though at dawn.

All i see is those four,

Standing and cheering me on

And even him knocking on my door.

His face is smiling and happy,

They’re crowding me for a time.

I know they’d be happy to have me,

And he’d give me his thoughts on a dime.

They were my seamless family,

He held the world in his hand.

But here I am alone, you see,

With all their memories becoming sand.

Give me one more shot is all

I ask of whatever is up above.

Give me one more shot to fall

In love with the right one to love.

Give me one more chance,

I ask upon the earth around me.

Just one more time to glance

And miss what I lost and enjoy what I see.

I miss them all more than anything

And the ones here now will never see

Just what it took to keep laughing

When all I wanted to do was flee.

#sawyer’s poems #original poetry #poetsandwriters #poets of tumblr #poetry #sad poem #poem about loss #missing my old friends

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I miss Nico so here’s a photo dump 🤍

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does anyone else get nostalgic for a time that you weren’t happy with in the moment, but yet you still miss it? those moments are like summer, they are never truly appreciated until they are gone.

#i miss my old school #i miss my old friends

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Endeavor is just a pokemon trainer.

Touya was his starter pokemon that he eventually moved down the ranks.

Shouto is his secondary pokemon and replacement.

Burnin is the extra he got right before the second gym and decided to keep like a lost puppy.

Hawks is the outlier that he had to use for one specific gym or elite four and then puts in the PC and never uses again.

Bakugo is the annoying one he kept running into and eventually caught just to fill his pokedex.

#Endeavor #todoroki shouto #todoroki enji #burnin #takami keigo #keigo takami #hawks #my hero academia #bnha #mha #bakugou katsuki #todoroki touya #dabi

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Priorities

I have them

#NO BUT THIS WAS ME

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18 you spin the wheel on this ship, control its path through the winds that blow. a veteran stands the test of time even when time stands too. a victor remains a victor. the records cannot take them away, no matter how high the tide rises.

Ondrej Palat, 2022-23 NJD // the kingdom is being rebuilt.

Photo credits, in order: New Jersey Devils, Mike Morreale, New Jersey Devils, Chris O'Meera, Mike Ehrmann, Mike Ehrmann, Adam Hunger.

#he makes me cry #i love ondrej palat #come back to tampa pally the peopel miss you

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The seventhborn child and fourthborn son of King Jaehaerys I Targaryen and Queen Alysanne Targaryen: Archmaester Vaegon Targaryen.

He was also known as ...

Vaegon the Dragonless

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He has the straightest face when he says that

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❉ 139 Dreams (Honenuki Juzou) Monopoly

📑 Table of Contents

Genre: Friendship, fluff, comedy, romance

Word Count: 3,402

Pairing: Reader x Juzou

World: Boku no Hero Academia

Author’s Note: Okay, so, I received this request in my email and wanted to give it a go. I know you didn’t ask for 139 Dreams specifically, so I hope you’ll forgive me for seizing my chance to up my count on that set haha Also, does UA have chemistry class? Proooobably not, but it does now *shrug. I know nothing about chemistry or chemicals so I totally pulled it out of my ass, but this is the route that felt right. I hope you enjoy it and thanks again for reaching out =D Um, also I kind of feel that this turned into more of a Monoma fic?? I don’t know what happened I’m sorry *sobs

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Your tongue poked out from the corner of your lips as you concentrated on measuring the colorful liquid into glass tubes. The chemicals you were using could be quite dangerous if not handled properly, so you were completely focused on the task at hand. So focused, in fact, that you were not paying any attention to what was happening around you. More importantly, you weren’t sparing a single glance in the direction of your lab partner.

Being paired up with Monoma Neito was not your first choice. Or your second. Or your third. Or… well, you’d much rather be paired with Bakugou from class A. That’s not to say Monoma was bad at chemistry; on the contrary, he is quite an intelligent individual and tended to pick up on lessons right away which should make him a wonderful partner to have… if only he had any other personality than his own.

“Hahaha! I bet class A doesn’t even know what elephant toothpaste is!” Monoma’s voice was loud as he hoped to breach the wall that separated the two classes who were both taking chemistry at the same time. “How sad for them! I’m sure they will all fail unlike us! Those ruffians have no brains to speak of at all! Hahaha!”

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Alexa play "Night Changes"

#crying #dying #don’t do this to me