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Damn shawty, you brave the inexplicable horrors of the human experience with dat ass?

#i don't know man it’s 5am and i haven’t slept in over 24 hours #and this is in my head #digital aritst #digital art #commissions are open #lgbtq characters #shitpost #shit post

[mystical-hotdogz]

Reblog to kill it faster

#ai art is not art #fuck ai art #digital aritst #digital art #commissions are open #lgbtq characters #dungeons and dragons characters #the adventure zone #art commisions #digital art commissions #dnd character #welcome to night vale

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I've learned people are very 50/50 on this issue so help me out here once and for all.

#I love eggnog personally #eggnog #christmas #seasonal drink #drink #poll #my polls #digital aritst #commissions are open #lgbtq characters

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Hello stranger on my dashboard! I am currently trying to move out of California and need some financial help! I know this is a weird place to look for it but I'm trying everywhere I can.

I have a link to a gofundme, but I'm also here to announce I will be starting flash commissions tomorrow! I will have a separate post for prices coming soon on that.

Please share where you can, it means a lot to both of us

https://gofund.me/b20e0fa2

#digital aritst #digital art #commissions are open #lgbtq characters #dungeons and dragons characters #the adventure zone #art commisions #welcome to night vale #welcome home #the amazing digital circus #digital art commissions #dnd character #moving #asking for help

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Listen I don't write fanfiction for the numbers, I write for myself. I don't need validation to be happy with my work. However, these these images perfectly depict how I look when I worked hard on a chapter and received absolutely no comments or feedback on them for several days

I may not work for the validation but I LIVE for the knowledge that people have seen my work and formed their own opinions about it and that it's strong enough that sometimes they want to tell me all about it like yes bbg please please PLEASE LET ME HEAR YOUR BRAIN THOUGHTS

(Bonus: how I look when I finally get one)

#ao3 #fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic writing #writer #i am a SLUT for feedback on my work

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I'm Italian, when the pasta is done cooking I'm pulled to the stove like a giant magnet

Also say where you’re from in the tags!

#there are several holes in my wall #it's a big problem

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Welp... it has come again. A day that will live in infamy, a truly historic moment happened on this very day many years ago. And some may forget, but... I don't understand how. You see, when something as historically impactful as this happens... you don't just forget it. It was a true test to the human spirit and yet we rise from the ashes. People will talk about what happened on this day for years...

On September 11th 2006, Lego Star Wars 2 hit the shelves.

#i think this post speaks for itself #i was born in 2003

[mystical-hotdogz]

This is him by the way

Hehehehe gay gay homosexual thoughts gay hehe titties :3 😋

[mystical-hotdogz]

Hehehehe gay gay homosexual thoughts gay hehe titties :3 😋

#my fiance (who is GAY) stole my phone to type this and it's too funny not to actually full send and post #everyone say thank you Mars

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Twin Time!

Colored versions on my Patreon!

#digital aritst #digital art #commissions are open #lgbtq characters #dungeons and dragons characters #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #dnd character #taz taako #taz lup #taako and lup #taz #taz balance

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#oooo you wanna order one so bad #you wanna help a starving artist so bad oooo #digital aritst #digital art #commissions are open #lgbtq characters #dungeons and dragons characters #the adventure zone #the last of us #Bluey #asteroid city #original character art #oc #welcome to night vale #art commisions #digital art commissions #the magnus archive fanart #the penumbra podcast #barbie #oppenheimer #silly little guy

[mystical-hotdogz]

Diet Soda: It honestly depends on the soda you're talking about. Diet Pepsi? Yes. Diet Coke? Absolutely not. Diet Dr. Pepper? Shove that shit up my ass. Diet Fanta? Keep it far far away from me at all times. I am 50/50 on diet soda and diet foods in general.

Mayonnaise: I can handle small amounts but something about it makes me feel queasy. Taste is fine I just always get sick eating too much or smelling it straight from the jar for some reason.

Mushrooms: In things they can be great. Spinach dumplings with mushrooms? Delectable, absolutely yes. Mushrooms in soups? Yummy, love me those shroomy bastards. I can't stand them by themselves, mostly because where I grew up the best was canned (which isn't great). Learning to love them.

Glazed Donuts: I would commit war crimes for a single bite of a glazed donut.

Egg Salad: see Glazed Donuts

diet soda isn’t gross

#personal

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Working on a TAZ comic! WIP updates and early access on my Patreon!

#digital aritst #digital art #commissions are open #lgbtq characters #dungeons and dragons characters #taz #the adventure zone #art commisions #digital art commissions #dnd character #the adventure zone balance #taz balance #taz taako #art wips #patreon

[mystical-hotdogz]

Be for real right now. Seriously be so for real right now. Be so absolutely fucking supercalifragilisticexpialidociously for real right now.

#personal #not an art post wow #commissions are open

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Year One Carlos my beloved

#digital aritst #digital art #commissions are open #lgbtq characters #wtnv art #wtnv #wtnv carlos #carlos wtnv #Carlos the scientist #podcast

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Climate/Global Warming deniers are so funny to me because they insist everything is fine and that it's a myth but look around every fall going "huh, it's still pretty warm for October!" or look around in the winter like "huh, last year we had more snow! It hasn't been cold enough this year, maybe next year!" or even "Ah yes, Texas having several feet of snow -- something so unlikely that the buildings aren't built for it because no one thought it would ever happen-- is so odd!"

Like maybe... it's warmer outside compared to last year... because.... no, it couldn't be... the globe is... dare I say it.... warming? Or places that usually get snow not getting snow while places that don't are is... because the climate is.... oh my goodness, I can't believe my eyes... changing?

Like they're commenting on it. They can see it. They TALK about it. And yet the puzzle pieces aren't quite clicking into place for them even though it is a 2 piece puzzle. And instead of admiting they can see the picture they blame the people who have already finished the puzzle.

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I just started Saturday and I can already feel the effects of testosterone (I am drawing myself a fursona)

#trans #transmasc #fursona #bear fursona #hrt #joke #digital aritst #digital art #commissions are open