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Image description: it's an illustration of Ahsoka Tano. She's wearing Minoan inspired tunics, specifically that of a young priestess. She is holding both of her lightsabers in front of her. She has a golden solid tiara, a turquoise necklace and gold bracelets. There's pearls that start from the top of her montrals and wrap around her lekku. End of description.

#star wars #ahsoka tano #swtcw

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Star Wars but the unending death and grief and violence slowly wear down the Jedi. They keep Falling and the clones keep hauling them back up by their scruff without missing a beat

I mean like the clone Commander steps off the battlefield to see their Jedi has yellow eyes and just signs and manhandles the currently very prone to violence Jedi like a tired kid to the bottom of a clone-Jedi puppy pile. Their eyes are fine again when they finally emerge

#star wars #the clone wars #text post

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Star Wars but after Palpatine outs himself as a Sith, Anakin goes “you’ve tried to kill Padmé so many times” and then stabs him

#star wars #I just simply believe palpatine deserves to die in the dumbest way possible

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Forget start signs If you were in Star Wars would you be a Robes But We’re Making Them Cute Jedi or a “fuck yeah pants” Just Some Guy Jedi

#star wars #text post

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Pet Dragon

#art

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I love the “Bruce is strong enough to pick up post-Lazarus Jason through sheer will and training” trope obviously, but picture:

Jason and Bruce being so heavy/muscular/fucking big, that they’re the only ones who can pick the other up.

Cue Bruce getting called in anytime Jason’s down and they need to move him. Or Jason getting pointed puppy eyes from Alfred until he sighs and picks Bruce up and carries him to bed after he passes out on the couch.

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #bats

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The inevitable Revan movie but instead of the cursed male Revan storyline alone there are 2 separate, equal full-length movies with two different actors playing Revan. All of the advertisements strategically never show Revan’s face. You just go to the showing of the one you’re emotionally attached to and desperately try and pretend the other doesn’t exist. Because that’s what heroes do.

#kotor #star wars #they make the male revan the only canon movie anyway #revan #knights of the old republic #for the record I appreciate bastilla’s character it’s just that the romance storyline with her makes my skin crawl #carth and revan were built on mutual respect and earned trust #bastilla and revan were those two wierd codependent exes that get married in their 20s #they seem to genuinely love eachother but not in a way you want to understand #you want to call their relationship toxic but you have no evidence other than it just feels like it #god sorry bastilla just feels so young to me #her romance with revan specifically even how it happens is. wrong. idk how to explain it

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Rest well, Dark Knight [rip Kevin Conroy]

#dc #batman #kevin conroy #bruce wayne

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Compilation of Lois Lane being terrible at grammar.

Bonus:

#superman #clark kent #lois lane #dc #i love them your honor

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behind every good-natured Kryptonian saving puppies out of a tree is a pissed off, sleep-deprived Bat who knows how to break your bones in a way that will defy any and all attempts at physical therapy

#batman #dc #superman #kon el #conner kent

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“Who’s the real you? The person who did something awful, or the one who’s horrified by the awful thing you did? Is one part of you allowed to forgive the other?”

-Rebecca Stead, Goodbye Stranger

#jason todd #dc #batman #red hood

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(Bruce Wayne voice) I’m Bruce Wayne, from Gotham City, I’m participating in Nailed It! because for years I’ve tried to learn how to bake to impress my father [cuts to old pic of baby Bruce trying to whisk in a bowl, wearing a crooked chef hat, Alfred trying to help him with a really loving look on his face], and- (someone in the background yells LIAR!!) (Bruce covers his face, the background music stops) fine I lost a bet to one of my kids and they thought it would be hilarious for me to participate because I’m terrible in the kitchen [cuts to picture of grown Bruce with a pan on fire, looking absolutely frantic, sad trombone sound] [the people behind the camera laugh]

#dc #batman #bruce wayne

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In the canon context, there is something extremely funny about Phantom running around with so much ghost gear from Fentonworks.

I assume the Fentons make enough of a spectacle with their ghost hatred that everyone knows they're out here hunting Phantom for bloodsport. Like there's no uneasy truce or tense partnership going on like the Fentons have not partnered with Phantom in any way. There's not even any chance of a secret partnership because the likes of Jack Fenton would not be able to keep a secret like that.

Which really just leaves the conclusion that Phantom stole all that gear. All of it. Repeatedly. And he's still doing it. He's got some brand new FentonTech-of-the-week every week and he Absolutely is not supposed to have that. Like some raccoon in the trashcan the Fentons can't keep out despite all their broom-swinging and lid locks.

The ghost-net wristwatch that Jack Fenton is parading around with at 10am is on Phantom's wrist by 11am. Jack and Maddie have so many pieces of matching gear but if One piece is missing from One of them you can almost certainly bet it's clipped to Phantom's beltloop somewhere. Sometimes Fenton gear on Jack or Maddie will vanish and then reappear and the best idea anyone has is sometimes Phantom steals too many things and just gives the least fun pieces back.

#danny phantom #no it’s funny okay #i know I haven’t watched danny phantom since I was twelve shut up this is my twilight renaissance

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Early days at mount justice

#dc #batman #the good shit #bart allen #kon el #conner kent #tim drake

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Image description: it's three separate drawings of Darth Vader and Princess Leia. They're in the iconic scene where Vader tells Luke he's his father but Leia is in Luke's place. Vader says "Bail Organa never told you what happened to your father." And Leia responds with "Dad told me enough" and opens her fist to reveal she's holding sand. End of description.

#leia organa #every day I think about what we could have had if leia ended up being the one to interact with vader and kill palp #i love luke don’t get me wrong #but i’m right #star wars #darth vader

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Image description: it's a drawing of Ashoka Tano and Boba Fett in a field. They're standing back to back. Ahsoka has her lightsabers drawn and she's guarding Boba. Boba is in Stormtrooper cuffs, he's in profile looking away, off frame. Ahsoka is also in profile and looking at Boba with a frown. End of description.

#star wars #boba fett #art #the good shit

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 i find it kinda silly that [almost] nobody acknowledges how boba shares a face with like a super legendary army

#star wars #the mandalorian #din djarin #boba fett