#but i’m right

[ktstrophic]

Spider-Man 2 but instead of getting hit with suncharged shrapnel Alfred Molina gets hit with some cosmic blue jizz

#stardew valley #mr qi #mr qi sdv #sdv #sdv qi #doc ock #doctor octopus #alfred molina #everytime i go to see this blue fucker in the desert in my head all i hear is alfred molina singing “if i were a rich man dedadeigadah #if stardew somehow gets a movie or tv show adaption #Alfred Molina NEEDS to be Mr. Qi #this is the same man #i’m sorry #but i’m right #they’re just so babygirl

[roseworth]

steph as the third robin is a much more interesting story than tim as the third robin but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation

bruce saying “i’ll never have another partner again” but then steph is a child vigilante all on her own to stop her dad, and batman keeps trying to tell her that it’s dangerous but she won’t listen and keeps going out every night. but she reminds bruce of jason and she’s doing the vigilante thing anyway, so shit he has no choice but to train this child so she won’t get hurt or killed and so he takes in another robin because he realizes that it was about helping them find an outlet and steph is going to be doing this with or without him and he would much prefer she do it with him rather than go headfirst into danger alone

#posting this in the middle of the night bc i am scared people will be bitter about it #but i’m right #i just wish i could put my thoughts into words better #i’m trying so hard but my brain has so many feelings about this :( #stephanie brown #dc

[filthyguts]

it’s 1 am and I’m having a brain blast so here’s the moriohpsycho (aka insano crossover ship bateman x yoshikage kira) au plot line…

So in dis post kira is a new hire @ pierce&pierce cuz he had to flee morioh on acct of almost being found out and Patrick literally almost had an panic attack simply from looking at him at a meeting (Kira’s awful lilac suit gives him hives.)

Basic au plot:

IDK if kira is gonna have killer queen in this au I shall see where the wind takes me…. Anyways so later on they have a meetcute at a dumpster in an alley- both dumping a body 😭😭they get into a scuffle here(aka about to try and kill eachother)☠️ but then kira is like wait aren’t u Patrick Bateman and Patrick is like FUCK bc he cant remember Kira’s name😭 they hear police sirens close by(unrelated to them lol) and flee.

at this point patrick is spiraling and is wondering if kira is even real since his coworkers hardly talk about him- and going to work the next day they see eachother and kira doesnt say anything about the night before😭😭 anyways- so during all this kira is quietly freaking out about being found out and having to run away AGAIN and finds Patricks addy - breaks into his apartment - is hiding under his bed about to try and get Bateman reimi sugimoto style, Bateman wakes up to take a piss- kira slices his leg- bateman freaks out (heavily due to the fact about wounding his perfect skin), sees kira, remembers his name this time, and then they start to struggle fight AGAIN.

During the fight Patrick throws Kira into the fridge, causing it to open and all the ziploc baggies of body parts Patrick has in there spill out onto the floor and onto Kira (also some hands too) and Kira takes a moment to be like . Ok wait so you really are doing this shit too huh ☠️ and then they have a weird…very thick air tense moment before kira goes back to trying to kill him bc oh ur a threat to my quiet life blah blah I’m not gonna let this happen again like in morioh (he accidentally admits that he fled the country bc he’s an idiot) and now uh oh they have incriminating blackmail against eachother!

Another reason kira is pissed at Patrick is because he’s taking all the people HE wanted to get to first and just in general being really sloppy and attention seeking abt it 😭😭 so kira tells him and Batemans like wtf are you gonna do about it I do what I want LOL and Kira’s like ERMM then I’ll tell the police and Batemans like ERMM uno reverse I’ll do that to you so now they’re in another weird spot and begrudging compromise somehow to “share” as long as they try not to hurt or ruin the other. And then from there they get Real Weird with it

#my art #moriohpsycho #moriohpsycho au #sorry I’m crazy #but I’m right #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #diu #diamond is unbreakable #American psycho #crossover #crossover ship #patrick bateman #kira yoshikage #yoshikage kira #Patrick bateman x yoshikage kira #yoshikage kira x patrick bateman #LOL

[what-is-merlin-so-gay-for]

my obsession with the older brothers can only be topped by my obsession with the second son.

the second son, the life that was sniffed out too soon, the boy who was magic, who died and came back different, damaged, angry at the world he once loved. jason todd.

the second son, the spare, the perfect son who never rebelled, the tragedy left behind by his brother, the boy who was good but bad but so good, he whose death was his only rebellion but so much more important for it. regulus arcturus black.

the second son, the cold boy with a heart that burned, the loyal brother that loved so much but hid it all, he who lived and died for his brothers dream. tobirama senju.

never enough, always overshadowed by their older, better, braver brothers.

#the tragedy the drama the angst??? chefs kiss #i just really love them #they all fall in love with their brothers best friend btw #jason todd #regulus arcturus black #tobirama senju #honestly my characterization is based on ao3 fanfics #but i’m right #jayroy #starchaser #madatobi #not me trying to be a poet #truly embarrassing #mine

[mikeslawyer]

whenever will mentions the word crazy, mike definitely starts saying crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me- just to mess with him.

#very niche reference #but i’m right #byler #mike wheeler #byler endgame #stranger things #byler is canon #will byers #will x mike #mike x will #byler tumblr #byler headcanon

[a-bee-stuck-in-my-shoe]

Can we all appreciate the fact that they didn’t deep faked Carrie, like I love GENERAL Leia Organa with all my being but I wouldn’t have been able to edure it

#ahsoka spoilers #carrie fisher #star wars ashoka #leia organa #sabine wren #ezra bridger #i miss her every day #i’m rambling #but i’m right

[dragonnnfly]

What do they lack?

Hiccup — self preservation

Fishlegs — Anxiety medication

Snotlout — a positive mental health

Tuffnut — sanity, and an officiater license.

Ruffnut — a sane brother

Astrid — good morning hair

Stoick — life

Gobber — his friend

Valka — her husband

Hiccup (again) — his father

Eret — … I don’t even know, this man seems pretty perfect… oh wait! A bond with Snotlout!

Toothless — Hiccup

#i went a little off the rails #but I’m right #httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup #fishlegs #Snotlout #Tuffnut #ruffnut #Astrid #Stoick #stoick the vast #gobber #Valka #eret son of eret #toothless #shitpost #text post #funny

[dani-ya-dig]

In case we weren’t all on the same page, Ranger is autistic by the way

#sorry if you disagree #but I’m right #/j #/silly #castle audios #castleaudios #castle audios ranger #castleaudios ranger

[crystalsword]

I love “Journey to Babel,” but I will always be annoyed that the writers made Kirk have to be informed that Sarek and Amanda were Spock’s parents. Are you telling me that Captain Jim Kirk didn’t know something like that? I’d argue that this is a continuity error because Kirk knew about Spock’s human mother in an earlier episode “This Side of Paradise” and, in the same episode, Spock says that his father is an ambassador. Even taking that episode away, and arguing that the information was somehow not in Spock’s personnel records, you can’t possibly claim that Captain Kirk didn’t get files on everyone onboard to review. Especially when he’s transporting people for a major diplomatic conference. And again, even if there was no mention in their records, it’s not like there are many Human/Vulcan marriages. The writers had Kirk make that comment so that Spock could reveal the information to the audience. They should have had another character’s comments be the catalyst for that discovery.

#star trek the original series #captain james t. kirk #spock #journey to babel #this side of paradise #continuity error #unrealistic #star trek tos #analysis #yes I’m overthinking this #but I’m right #fandom thoughts

[pjshermann]

Jude and Andy

#this is so dumb #but I’m right #a little life #a little life play #jude st francis #een klein leven #a little life book #andy contractor

[poolboy-at-the-vampire-mansion]

Amnesia Was Her Name was written about Simon btw

#/j #but I’m right #simon petrikov #lemon demon #adventure time #fionna and cake #Simonposting

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Can I ask you a question?

Mike: How do you want to die?

Eddie: On a roller coaster, like, it was fun

Mike: You want to die on a roller coaster?? Like final destination?

Eddie: No, like having fun!

Mike: You want to die on a roller coaster having fun?

Eddie: At an old age

Mike: You- okay, so just- you want to die at an old age, on a roller coaster, having fun?

Eddie: Yes

Mike: Are you single?

Eddie: No, I’m married

Mike: That’s incredible because your standards are so high

Mike: You’re like, I want to be old, I want to be having fun, and I don’t want to see it coming

Mike: Wow, okay, how do you think you’re gonna die?

Eddie: I’m not a good driver-

#I think Eddie would actually thoroughly enjoy roller coasters they give him the same thrill as driving and are statistically less deadly #also the fact that Eddie was not old and was not having fun but definitely didn’t see his death coming 💀 #jk don’t hate me #but I’m right #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #mike hanlon #eddie kaspbrak #source: comedian #source: Taylor Tomlinson

[great0ld0neazath0th]

If Coriolanus Snow had been just a little more disgraced he could’ve easily been Panems most politically questionable drag queen

#tbosas #coriolanus snow #hunger games #I’m sorry #but I’m right #the ballad of songbirds and snakes

[l1ghth0p3]

In Twilight they make a specific comparison of Edward and Bella to Romeo and Juliet. But while thinking about this ‘parallel’ a little more I realized, Edward and Bella are not the Romeo and Juliet of the Twilight universe. The Montague and Caplet house are rivals, which is why Romeo and Juliet are star crossed lovers. However humans don’t even know vampires exist, and the Cullen family loves humans so much that they choose to eat animal blood instead of human blood, so Edward and Bella cannot be compared to these two. There are two rival families in Twilight though, the Vampires and Werewolves. In conclusion the true Romeo and Juliet in Twilight is Edward and Jacob.

#twilight #edward cullen #jacob black #bella swan #jacob x edward #i feel unhinged #but i’m right

[silveny-dreams]

Keefe seeing the Pyramids, Niagara Falls, and Walt Disney World is actually so on brand for him

#obviously these are just my guesses based on forkle’s stuff #but I’m right #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #stellarlune #stellarlune spoilers #keeper 9

[isilwhore]

Forget about the ring, the worst thing that happened to Isildur was Peter Jackson

#you might think I’m bitter #but I’m right #absolutely terrible character assassination #don’t want to hear any excuses about “adaptations mean changes #this was a BAD UNNECESSARY CHANGE #Isildur #lotr