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Does Pixar not know that I would give my left kidney for a Cars prequel about Lightning McQueen before his first season and how he came out of nowhere to have a super successful rookie season? What is his training? Why is he all alone? How did he get set up with Rust•eze??? I simply must know

#disney #pixar cars #lightning mcqueen

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Cardan Greenbriar would get tricked into babysitting someone’s baby and would show up with all his fancy ear jewelry

RIP cardan’s ears

#cardan greenbriar #the cruel prince #folk of the air

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okay so now that we know our og trio actors my next question is this:

when is the percy jackson show going to take place? is it when the books take place or present day? do iphones exist? is britney spears still on the radio? does grover have a tiktok?

#percy jackson show #pjo series #rick riordan #the lightening thief #percy jackson #questions that need answers #yesterday

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Artemis Fowl ii is stupid for trying to downplay the fact that he is a child. He should have played it up. Holly smacked him? Damn Holly, that’s child abuse. Foally comes in with a witty burn. Yikes, Foally you’re bullying a kid

#artemis fowl

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In my head Kaz’s full name is Kazzius like he’s some roman emperor. This isn’t even a proper headcanon, just a thought that plagues me for no reason whatsoever

#six of crows #kaz brekker #leigh bardugo #six of crows headcanons

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Reese Witherspoon is now older than the youngest US president so where is Legally Blonde 3 with Elle Woods running for president?

*googles Legally Blonde 3 and learns that its an actual thing coming out in 2022*

Oh . . . well she better run for an office

#legally blonde #reese witherspoon #legally blonde 3 #what like it's hard?

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I like to imagine that in the pjo universe there’s a minor god of like property damage or something who’s in charge of paying for everything a demigod breaks on a quest and when the ban on quests go through they get their first vacation in centuries

Then out of nowhere chiron is filing a bunch of reports like “bus mishap” and “national monument explosion ” and the god just cries at their desk

#pjo headcanon #rick riordan #percy jackson

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if you say the name Nico twice it becomes niconico and if you drop the first and last letter it becomes iconic and honestly what describes Nico di Angelo better

#nICONICo #nico di angelo #iconic

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Pez Okonjo is a rich, philanthropist flirt. He’s one tragic backstory away from becoming a superhero

#rwrb #pez okonjo #red white and royal blue

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characters that can do actual magic doing stage magic gives me life

#good omens #wandavision #book tropes

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If the percy jackson show is even half as a good an adaptation as the mysterious benedict society is so far we will be truly blessed

#childhood made #percy jackson show #mysterious benedict society

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percy never calls paul dad until estelle starts learning how to talk, then he calls him dad when talking to estelle and eventually it bleeds into whenever he talks about paul

#pjo headcanon #percy jackson #paul blofis

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Henry: *visits children with cancer*

Alex:

#firstprince #rwrb incorrect quotes #red white and royal blue

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*has a visceral reaction to seeing a very specific shade of pink*

#rwrb #casey mcquiston #one last stop #red white and royal blue

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Alex: But we fell in love!

Zahra: you mispronounced cake

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #cakegate #firstprince #alex claremont diaz

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people who played as Kassandra and people who played as Alexios might as well be in completely separate fandoms

we played a different game for all I care

if you’ve played as both, fine, but I know you picked one first

#assassins creed #assassins creed odyssey #kassandra #alexios #kassandra can have my life my land and all my money

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Need: every Jack Whitehall bit about the royal family but in the RWRB universe

#jack whitehall #rwrb #red white and royal blue #prince henry of wales