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kmttp · 3 months
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do you think that this isn’t the first time that a trend of painting your nails the eye color of a loved one has happened? nail polish has been around since 3000 bc. what if this isn’t the first time it happened but the 100th? maybe even the 1000th? even though nail polish didn’t become wide spread until way later isn’t it a nice thought that maybe. Just maybe somewhere far back in history, a person loved another so much they wanted to look down at their hands and being reminded of that persons eyes.
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kmttp · 5 months
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Do you ever think in whatever social media app our kids use, they’ll joke about wearing the parent’s “vintage” clothes from their youth and it’s just a Dan and Phil shirt
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kmttp · 5 months
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I had a dream my grandpa was still alive. I think my dream me knew this would be my last chances to really see and interact with him. I stuck by his side the whole dream. As the dream continued the years on my body fell off me as I became a kid again, sitting on my grandpa’s knee.
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kmttp · 6 months
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The og
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kmttp · 6 months
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kmttp · 6 months
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Girls will say "I just need to lie down for a little while" but will lay down till her garments, heavy with their drink, pull the poor wretch from her melodious lay to muddy death
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kmttp · 1 year
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I had a genuine dream that macdennis became cannon and they caused so much horror and chaos. At one point they pushed frank and did leap frogs on him
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kmttp · 2 years
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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
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kmttp · 2 years
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i love you fall, i love you grandpa sweaters, i love you carved pumpkins, i love you crunchy leaves, i love you soaked shoes from the rain, i love you layered clothing for the weather, i love you foggy sky, i love you old paperback books, i love you trees that protect me from the rain, i love you cheesy horror movies, i love you elderly couple who always decorates their house for halloween, i love you tea on a rainy day, i love you cat who curls up against my leg, i love you.
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kmttp · 2 years
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do you like having your balls kicked
i can’t do this tonight you know that
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kmttp · 2 years
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please write what you want. please pick the tiniest detail of a character and exaggerate it into a 50k fic. please don’t let canon hold you back. please write whatever you want however you want. please.
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kmttp · 2 years
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i have never watched attack on titan. nor have i read it, but since i was a youngin i have been infatuated with jean kirschtien. he is my cat. i want to pour water on him and throw him at a wall and see if he makes a thud sound. i want to pepper his face with kisses. i want to put him in a stew and cook and eat him. i want to give him a long warm hug. i want to put him in a microwave. i want to
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kmttp · 2 years
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we need more rpgmaker games and im not kidding
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kmttp · 2 years
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who was your original blorbo? Like the first ever blorbo that you felt Blorbo Induced Emotions for
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kmttp · 2 years
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ya I'm in my 4th fnaf phase what about it
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kmttp · 2 years
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reminds me of this guy who said this in a meeting
the macking cheese post changed my life
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kmttp · 2 years
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It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun
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